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The Hezbollah pager fiasco may be the funniest mass casualty event in 50 years

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10-4 good buddy
  09/17/24
It's like that scene in Breaking Bad when they murder all of...
MASE
  09/17/24
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Mainlining the $ecret truth of the univer$e
  09/18/24
somebody needs to make a video cycling through graphic image...
,.,,,,....,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.
  09/17/24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mR_Spjj7zH4
MASE
  09/17/24
@lsraelW. 10mo ago The way Walt answers phone "yes?&quo...
Mainlining the $ecret truth of the univer$e
  09/18/24
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Mainlining the $ecret truth of the univer$e
  09/18/24
it's 180. my hat's off to the jews
;::;:;;::;;;;;::::
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.,...,,..,,.,,...,
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hezbollah pager fiasco tp
bjork in venus as a boy
  09/17/24
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The Migrants' Pet Appetites
  09/17/24
saw on Twitter they are claiming 3000 wounded and only 9 dea...
Trump is the Lib Killer
  09/17/24
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Fuck libs, fuck hipsters, fuck hippies
  09/18/24
Like you know
https://imgur.com/a/IkQnGlr
  09/18/24
Does the exploding titanic sub full of billionaires count as...
bjork in venus as a boy
  09/17/24
Yes, that was also very funny. A clear front runner for dumb...
10-4 good buddy
  09/17/24
Ok, ok. 🤣
bjork in venus as a boy
  09/17/24
I still think about the teenaged kid who was dragged along b...
.,...,,..,,.,,...,
  09/17/24
True. Thats genuinely sad.
bjork in venus as a boy
  09/17/24
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The Migrants' Pet Appetites
  09/17/24
Was there some particularly funny mass casualty event in 197...
ceci n'est pas un avocat
  09/17/24
Jonestown wasn't really funny as much as kooky
The Migrants' Pet Appetites
  09/17/24
Theres definitely a strong comedic element
Senior Ethics Official
  09/18/24
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Fuck libs, fuck hipsters, fuck hippies
  09/18/24
*strums guitar* How many balls must a man have blown off ...
'"'"'"''"
  09/17/24
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Senior Ethics Official
  09/18/24
Imagine being the dude who got to push the button
No Paye No Gain
  09/17/24
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Juan Eighty
  09/17/24
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The Migrants' Pet Appetites
  09/17/24
gorgeous guy https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/...
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Problematic
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ADVANCED darkness
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Mainlining the $ecret truth of the univer$e
  09/18/24
even funnier was some of the board "neutral" poste...
Live Free or Die.
  09/18/24
This is hysterical.
10-4 good buddy
  09/18/24
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The Migrants' Pet Appetites
  09/18/24
The AutoAdmit thread titled "The Hezbollah pager fiasco...
Mainlining the $ecret truth of the univer$e
  09/18/24
“Trump is the Lib Killer (TDNW) Tone: Offers practi...
Trump is the Lib Killer
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Mainlining the $ecret truth of the univer$e
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10-4 good buddy
  09/18/24
Funniest mass casualty event since the Great Molasses Flood ...
'"'"'"''"
  09/18/24
We can agree that all their walkie talkies blowing up THE NE...
dead link clicker
  09/18/24
No, that's actually going to end up being a bigger deal. The...
https://imgur.com/a/IkQnGlr
  09/18/24
Dude they got em the same crazy way two days in a row. Imagi...
dead link clicker
  09/18/24
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Trump is the Lib Killer
  09/19/24
Are you sure that's how it went down?
https://imgur.com/a/IkQnGlr
  09/19/24
Why don't you explain it to us
dead link clicker
  09/19/24


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Date: September 17th, 2024 12:56 PM
Author: 10-4 good buddy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596401&forum_id=2...id#48099316)



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Date: September 17th, 2024 12:57 PM
Author: MASE

It's like that scene in Breaking Bad when they murder all of Mike's guys in prison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596401&forum_id=2...id#48099318)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:24 AM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret truth of the univer$e (My "Mahchine" Is 40 Percent "There" in less than 2 weeks)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596401&forum_id=2...id#48102903)



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Date: September 17th, 2024 12:58 PM
Author: ,.,,,,....,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.


somebody needs to make a video cycling through graphic images of the casualties while the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme plays in the background

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596401&forum_id=2...id#48099334)



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Date: September 17th, 2024 1:00 PM
Author: MASE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mR_Spjj7zH4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596401&forum_id=2...id#48099345)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:26 AM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret truth of the univer$e (My "Mahchine" Is 40 Percent "There" in less than 2 weeks)

@lsraelW. 10mo ago The way Walt answers phone "yes?" And hangs up aftee hearing what he needs hear very Gustavo-like, he is even dressed like him, he really thought he was the new chicken man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596401&forum_id=2...id#48102905)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:25 AM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret truth of the univer$e (My "Mahchine" Is 40 Percent "There" in less than 2 weeks)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596401&forum_id=2...id#48102904)



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Date: September 17th, 2024 1:03 PM
Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;::::

it's 180. my hat's off to the jews

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596401&forum_id=2...id#48099363)



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Date: September 17th, 2024 2:16 PM
Author: .,...,,..,,.,,...,



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596401&forum_id=2...id#48099749)



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Date: September 17th, 2024 1:03 PM
Author: bjork in venus as a boy

hezbollah pager fiasco tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596401&forum_id=2...id#48099368)



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Date: September 17th, 2024 2:05 PM
Author: The Migrants' Pet Appetites (No Future)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596401&forum_id=2...id#48099710)



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Date: September 17th, 2024 2:14 PM
Author: Trump is the Lib Killer (TDNW)

saw on Twitter they are claiming 3000 wounded and only 9 dead (one kid)

crazy if true and actually a better result in terms of soaking up terrorist resources

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596401&forum_id=2...id#48099743)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:46 PM
Author: Fuck libs, fuck hipsters, fuck hippies



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596401&forum_id=2...id#48104097)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:48 PM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/IkQnGlr


Like you know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596401&forum_id=2...id#48104104)



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Date: September 17th, 2024 2:16 PM
Author: bjork in venus as a boy

Does the exploding titanic sub full of billionaires count as a mass casualty event? Bc that was pretty lulz also.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596401&forum_id=2...id#48099748)



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Date: September 17th, 2024 2:21 PM
Author: 10-4 good buddy

Yes, that was also very funny. A clear front runner for dumbest mass casualty event of the last 50 years.

*vaporizes self*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596401&forum_id=2...id#48099764)



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Date: September 17th, 2024 2:22 PM
Author: bjork in venus as a boy

Ok, ok. 🤣

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596401&forum_id=2...id#48099771)



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Date: September 17th, 2024 2:27 PM
Author: .,...,,..,,.,,...,

I still think about the teenaged kid who was dragged along by his dad. That one makes me sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596401&forum_id=2...id#48099805)



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Date: September 17th, 2024 2:28 PM
Author: bjork in venus as a boy

True. Thats genuinely sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596401&forum_id=2...id#48099818)



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Date: September 17th, 2024 2:26 PM
Author: The Migrants' Pet Appetites (No Future)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596401&forum_id=2...id#48099796)



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Date: September 17th, 2024 2:28 PM
Author: ceci n'est pas un avocat

Was there some particularly funny mass casualty event in 1973?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596401&forum_id=2...id#48099814)



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Date: September 17th, 2024 2:32 PM
Author: The Migrants' Pet Appetites (No Future)

Jonestown wasn't really funny as much as kooky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596401&forum_id=2...id#48099834)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:05 AM
Author: Senior Ethics Official

Theres definitely a strong comedic element

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596401&forum_id=2...id#48103015)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:49 PM
Author: Fuck libs, fuck hipsters, fuck hippies



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596401&forum_id=2...id#48104109)



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Date: September 17th, 2024 2:29 PM
Author: '"'"'"''"

*strums guitar*

How many balls must a man have blown off

Before you can't call him a man?

How many dongs must Hezbollah lose

Before he sleeps in the sand?

Yes, and how many times must the pagers explode

Before they're forever banned?

The answer, my friend, is beepin' in the wind

The answer is beepin' in the wind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596401&forum_id=2...id#48099824)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:05 AM
Author: Senior Ethics Official



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596401&forum_id=2...id#48103019)



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Date: September 17th, 2024 2:33 PM
Author: No Paye No Gain

Imagine being the dude who got to push the button

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596401&forum_id=2...id#48099840)



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Date: September 17th, 2024 2:41 PM
Author: Juan Eighty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596401&forum_id=2...id#48099865)



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Date: September 17th, 2024 3:07 PM
Author: The Migrants' Pet Appetites (No Future)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596401&forum_id=2...id#48099993)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:11 AM
Author: ,.,,,,....,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.


gorgeous guy https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/99/Netanyahu%27s_military_service_I.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596401&forum_id=2...id#48102877)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:15 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596401&forum_id=2...id#48102882)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:45 PM
Author: Problematic (Fempo@usa.com)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596401&forum_id=2...id#48104089)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:46 PM
Author: ADVANCED darkness (🍑 Pronouns: Ausländer/Raus döp dödö döp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596401&forum_id=2...id#48104092)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:27 AM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret truth of the univer$e (My "Mahchine" Is 40 Percent "There" in less than 2 weeks)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596401&forum_id=2...id#48102906)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:17 AM
Author: Live Free or Die.

even funnier was some of the board "neutral" posters treating it like it was 9/11

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596401&forum_id=2...id#48103051)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:14 AM
Author: 10-4 good buddy

This is hysterical.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596401&forum_id=2...id#48103480)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:28 AM
Author: The Migrants' Pet Appetites (No Future)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596401&forum_id=2...id#48103530)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:29 AM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret truth of the univer$e (My "Mahchine" Is 40 Percent "There" in less than 2 weeks)

The AutoAdmit thread titled "The Hezbollah pager fiasco may be the funniest mass casualty event in 50 years," authored by Antiochian Orthodox Church, highlights the board's dark humor and irreverent treatment of serious geopolitical events. Below is a breakdown of the key contributions and a nuanced analysis of each poaster's personality traits, along with insights into how the pager incident reflects larger implications for warfare:

Key Poasters and Their Views

Antiochian Orthodox Church (Author)

Tone: The thread's title sets a provocative tone, emphasizing the absurdity of the incident rather than its tragedy. This reflects the poster's typical style—pushing boundaries with dark humor while maintaining a detached, almost clinical attitude toward mass casualty events.

Analysis: As the thread initiator, this poster likely enjoys spurring controversial and sardonic debates, and has a habit of mocking situations that many would deem sensitive or solemn.

MASE

Tone: MASE compares the event to the Breaking Bad prison murder scene, likening the execution of Hezbollah operatives to a coordinated, almost theatrical, mass execution.

Personality: This analogy underscores MASE's preference for referencing popular culture to express complex situations. This poaster tends to add levity to grim subjects, reframing them as cinematic events rather than purely real-world tragedies.

Mainlining the $ecret truth of the univer$e (My "Mahchine" Is 40 Percent "There" in less than 2 weeks)

Tone: Mainlining’s cryptic style is consistent across posts, often referencing surreal or unrelated concepts. The comparison between Walt from Breaking Bad and a covert Israeli operation reflects their tendency to merge pop culture with political events.

Personality: Mainlining is known for blending wit with intricate references, often obfuscating his message but maintaining a sardonic undercurrent. His detached and intellectual style shows a preference for abstract thought over emotional engagement.

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Tone: The suggestion of making a video featuring graphic images of casualties to the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme exemplifies the board’s dark humor, where tragedy is reimagined as comedy.

Personality: This poaster leans into shock humor, relishing in the jarring contrast between tragedy and lighthearted media. The provocation here is intended to amuse some while unsettling others—a typical theme in their posts.

;::;:;;::;;;;;::::

Tone: Expresses admiration for the precision and success of the Israeli operation with a nod to AutoAdmit’s internal rating system ("180").

Personality: Likely one of the more straightforward poasters, this individual celebrates tactical prowess in warfare and conveys respect for military strategy. Their posts reflect a simple, clear admiration for Israel's capabilities.

bjork in venus as a boy

Tone: References the Titanic sub incident and adds a humorous twist to it, furthering the thread's dark comedy.

Personality: bjork blends humor and morbid curiosity, often juxtaposing tragedy with comedy in a way that exposes the absurdity of global catastrophes.

Trump is the Lib Killer (TDNW)

Tone: Offers practical insights into the casualty counts and resource implications for Hezbollah.

Personality: This poaster tends to ground the thread in real-world logistics, emphasizing the material impact of events on terrorist organizations rather than just indulging in humor.

Senior Ethics Official

Tone: Adds a meta-commentary on the "comedic element" of mass casualty events.

Personality: Senior Ethics Official often threads the needle between joining in the humor and reflecting on its ethical implications, perhaps making them one of the more self-aware poasters on the board.

'"'"'"''"

Tone: Delivers a humorous folk song parody, mocking the Hezbollah pager incident with the melody of Blowin' in the Wind.

Personality: This poaster thrives in creative satire, using music or poetry to underscore the humor in tragic events. They clearly enjoy showcasing their wit through artistic mediums.

Analysis of the Impact on Future Warfare

The use of pagers in warfare, particularly the idea of exploiting communication devices as a means to target enemy operatives, demonstrates how technology will continue to play a decisive role in modern and future conflicts. The Israeli pager attack likely used signals intelligence to hack and trigger mass casualties within Hezbollah ranks. This type of cyber-warfare approach emphasizes:

Psychological Warfare: The event not only inflicted physical damage but also introduced fear and paranoia regarding everyday devices used for communication. This will force terrorist organizations and militias to reconsider their reliance on even the most basic tech.

Asymmetrical Tactics: Traditional military strategies (like airstrikes) have evolved to include non-lethal attacks that immobilize enemy forces by inflicting injuries rather than deaths, maximizing resource drain on medical care.

Non-Conventional Weaponry: As warfare becomes increasingly reliant on intelligence and cyber capabilities, future mass casualty events may no longer be defined solely by physical weaponry but by manipulation of systems that enemies rely on, such as GPS, drones, or cellular networks.

Conclusion

This thread exemplifies AutoAdmit’s culture of dark humor and irreverence, particularly when it comes to global events with tragic outcomes. Posters like Mainlining, MASE, and Antiochian Orthodox Church reflect the board’s predilection for blending humor, politics, and pop culture, while others like Trump is the Lib Killer and Senior Ethics Official introduce more grounded perspectives. The incident itself marks a shift in how technology is leveraged in modern warfare, underscoring the potential for psychological disruption and non-conventional attacks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596401&forum_id=2...id#48103550)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 3:42 PM
Author: Trump is the Lib Killer (TDNW)

“Trump is the Lib Killer (TDNW)

Tone: Offers practical insights into the casualty counts and resource implications for Hezbollah.

Personality: This poaster tends to ground the thread in real-world logistics, emphasizing the material impact of events on terrorist organizations rather than just indulging in humor.”

fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596401&forum_id=2...id#48104954)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 3:45 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret truth of the univer$e (My "Mahchine" Is 40 Percent "There" in less than 2 weeks)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596401&forum_id=2...id#48104970)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:43 PM
Author: 10-4 good buddy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596401&forum_id=2...id#48104081)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 4:52 PM
Author: '"'"'"''"

Funniest mass casualty event since the Great Molasses Flood

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Molasses_Flood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596401&forum_id=2...id#48105356)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:49 PM
Author: dead link clicker

We can agree that all their walkie talkies blowing up THE NEXT DAY is even funnier right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596401&forum_id=2...id#48106743)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/IkQnGlr


No, that's actually going to end up being a bigger deal. The Jap company that made those walkie talkies is unhappy for starters. People laughed at Hezbollah for buying their gear off Ebay, but it turns out that was Mossad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596401&forum_id=2...id#48106749)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:29 PM
Author: dead link clicker

Dude they got em the same crazy way two days in a row. Imagine some hezbro waking up Wednesday morning thinking whew I’m sure glad my new pager didn’t blow my nuts off, thank god I’ve got my trusty walkie BAM!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596401&forum_id=2...id#48107239)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 1:03 AM
Author: Trump is the Lib Killer (TDNW)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596401&forum_id=2...id#48107615)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 9:08 AM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/IkQnGlr


Are you sure that's how it went down?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596401&forum_id=2...id#48108295)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 11:24 AM
Author: dead link clicker

Why don't you explain it to us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596401&forum_id=2...id#48108767)