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Eileen Gu (AGWWG spawn) has a 1580 SAT score and is incredibly articulate (vid)

it's unknown who her White Father is is she the perfect w...
abusive violent mediation candlestick maker
  02/11/26
jfc nyuug how many threads have you made about eileen gu, yo...
nyuug
  03/25/26
i'd only ever seen photos of her didn't realize she had s...
abusive violent mediation candlestick maker
  02/11/26
elite genetics she's so fucking hot
Yapping beady-eyed hunting ground really tough guy
  02/11/26
i'm actually quite impressed. she'd be great in biglaw.
Soggy black theatre
  02/11/26
She's going to be an "entrepreneur" or VC or somet...
aquamarine electric furnace headpube
  02/11/26
endorsement deals, fashion line, spokeswoman/give speeches f...
Awkward Green Persian
  02/11/26
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aquamarine electric furnace headpube
  02/11/26
She allegedly made over 20 MM last year with two of the bigg...
Disturbing trump supporter ticket booth
  02/11/26
pretty clear momma Gu ordered some HARVARD sperm, which woul...
Glittery gaming laptop cuckold
  02/11/26
It's good for business. Imagine some ugly gook dork doing th...
Awkward Green Persian
  02/11/26
moar liek eileen GOO, mirite? 🍆💦💦💦
cerise out-of-control market
  02/11/26
how do we know the mom didn't just hook up w some guy who ba...
Poppy Double Fault
  02/11/26
Feel like this mysterious HARVARD man would have surfaced at...
Glittery gaming laptop cuckold
  02/11/26
this sounds like a very plausible theory i wonder who the...
abusive violent mediation candlestick maker
  02/11/26
Eugenics is 100% real and people don't do it for the same re...
Awkward Green Persian
  02/11/26
This is incoherent. How do you “do” eugenics. Yo...
exciting step-uncle's house
  02/11/26
cr i just burst out laughing at that guy's post. seriously w...
Yapping beady-eyed hunting ground really tough guy
  02/11/26
anyone no matter what your genes can reproduce with someone ...
Awkward Green Persian
  02/11/26
“anyone no matter what your genes can reproduce with s...
exciting step-uncle's house
  02/11/26
it's actually incredibly easy: buy elite top 0.001% sperm an...
abusive violent mediation candlestick maker
  02/11/26
wtf are you talking about? people don't want someone else's...
Cordovan address philosopher-king
  02/11/26
they are still your kids.. the dad is just anonymous / out o...
abusive violent mediation candlestick maker
  02/11/26
(evan turkey-basting chadcum into boihole)
cerise out-of-control market
  02/11/26
should I just dump as much money into VOO/SPY as I can?
cerise out-of-control market
  02/11/26
what's your timeline? the longer your timeline the more you'...
Awkward Green Persian
  02/11/26
I don't spend money at all and want a lot of money when I re...
cerise out-of-control market
  02/11/26
then what's stopping you from being a Boglehead
Awkward Green Persian
  02/11/26
I thought you were calling me a Funko Pop and I had to look ...
cerise out-of-control market
  02/11/26
VOO and SPY are basically the same thing (they track the sam...
lascivious impressive point shitlib
  02/11/26
obviously. it's so easy to max your 401k and dump as much a...
Cordovan address philosopher-king
  02/11/26
Yep and a bit of QQQ too, 10-20%
mewling zippy cruise ship
  02/11/26
I would totally bang her.
laughsome heaven sound barrier
  02/11/26
Deep in her core she knows she needs white penis
Arousing Vengeful Water Buffalo Stock Car
  02/11/26
tp
Bat shit crazy regret
  02/11/26
...
Curious drab new version stag film
  02/11/26
fwiw I have a 1580 SAT score and I am incredibly articulate
Chartreuse Flirting Gas Station Prole
  02/11/26
cool let's see your phenotype
Carmine Home
  02/11/26
This Woman is remarkably fake. it's phenomenal. her personal...
Carmine Home
  02/11/26
Her mom bred her for this, created through IVF to be the per...
lascivious impressive point shitlib
  02/11/26
I mean why not. I don't see the average goy's upbringing as ...
Carmine Home
  02/11/26
Modernity is 180, apropos of nothing
Mischievous area
  02/11/26
Absolutely true. She no doubt has had hundreds (if not thous...
Filthy orange business firm dopamine
  02/11/26
she could've done 80% as well without any training when she ...
Carmine Home
  02/11/26
0:40 Eileen Gu: Well I knew if I landed it it was going ...
free-loading station preventive strike
  02/11/26
She was pretty much exclusively raised in USA, got really go...
dashing chapel
  02/12/26
...
Mischievous area
  02/12/26
Hope she ends up as rape meat for a CCP boss
Exhilarant saffron codepig
  02/12/26


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Date: February 11th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: abusive violent mediation candlestick maker

it's unknown who her White Father is

is she the perfect woman?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bosflmvmmyk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...id#49663350)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 8:17 PM
Author: nyuug

jfc nyuug how many threads have you made about eileen gu, you obessed schizo FREAK?!?!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...id#49769185)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: abusive violent mediation candlestick maker

i'd only ever seen photos of her

didn't realize she had such an ALPHA fratty personality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...id#49663355)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: Yapping beady-eyed hunting ground really tough guy

elite genetics

she's so fucking hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...id#49663359)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Soggy black theatre

i'm actually quite impressed. she'd be great in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...id#49663375)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: aquamarine electric furnace headpube

She's going to be an "entrepreneur" or VC or something, lol at grinding in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...id#49663389)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Awkward Green Persian

endorsement deals, fashion line, spokeswoman/give speeches for 20k a pop, egirl

just remember that if you're 99 percentile hot and 99 percentile talented at something random (in this case obscure amateur sport) you can just get paid to be hot and famous champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...id#49663398)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: aquamarine electric furnace headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...id#49663425)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: Disturbing trump supporter ticket booth

She allegedly made over 20 MM last year with two of the biggest markets available to her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...id#49663528)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 1:44 PM
Author: Glittery gaming laptop cuckold

pretty clear momma Gu ordered some HARVARD sperm, which would be no big deal, but it's apparently ILLEGAL in CHYNA for single womyn to do IVF so they have to be all mysterious about it.

kind of hilarious that the CCP lets this hot chick do whatever she wants, she has dual citizenship (not technically allowed in Chyna) and maintains an instagram etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...id#49663414)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Awkward Green Persian

It's good for business. Imagine some ugly gook dork doing this he would be thrown in the gulag. But being hot and famous, she gets a pass!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...id#49663428)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 2:12 PM
Author: cerise out-of-control market

moar liek eileen GOO, mirite?

🍆💦💦💦

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...id#49663511)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 2:15 PM
Author: Poppy Double Fault

how do we know the mom didn't just hook up w some guy who bailed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...id#49663517)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: Glittery gaming laptop cuckold

Feel like this mysterious HARVARD man would have surfaced at some point. Like even LeBrons dad at least seems narrowed down to two actual people.

I suppose this guy could be a no kiss virgin other than his random hookup with mama gu, but again considering mama gu is an alpha tiger mom seems much more likely she just bought the sperm (like that azn lawyer dood with the hapa skater kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...id#49663664)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 3:08 PM
Author: abusive violent mediation candlestick maker

this sounds like a very plausible theory

i wonder who the donor CHAD was that produced this elite broodling. it's a total credit to eugenics then, many more people (namely TIGER WOMEN) would do this if they knew the outcome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...id#49663666)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 3:16 PM
Author: Awkward Green Persian

Eugenics is 100% real and people don't do it for the same reason they don't buy the S&P and hold for 30 years and retire with millions. It's because long term thinking is really unnatural and most people can't conceive of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...id#49663692)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 3:18 PM
Author: exciting step-uncle's house

This is incoherent. How do you “do” eugenics. You either are eugenic or you aren’t lol. wtf does long term thinking have to do with it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...id#49663702)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 3:21 PM
Author: Yapping beady-eyed hunting ground really tough guy

cr i just burst out laughing at that guy's post. seriously wtf lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...id#49663713)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 3:21 PM
Author: Awkward Green Persian

anyone no matter what your genes can reproduce with someone stronger, better, faster, smarter, and better looking than them. If you are ugly and you marry someone ugly strong likelihood of ugly kids. Look at Bill Belichick's daughter. Built like a linebacker. The opposite is true too if he knocks up Jordon Hudson odds are he will have a better looking kid. And so forth. A lot of men who are successful young have a first family that is ugly and stupid, and then they get way more famous and they have a second family that is smart and attractive. Many celebrities including Elon do this. His first family is dumb and his second family will have turbo high IQ.

Long term thinking requires planning to mate with someone with great genetics. Most people just fuck the first person that comes their way and they get knocked up and that's that. 90% of couples are perfectly looksmatched where ugly, average, and hot people typically mate with someone of their same rank. To break this cycle it requires planning and long term thinking, which most people don't have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...id#49663714)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 3:25 PM
Author: exciting step-uncle's house

“anyone no matter what your genes can reproduce with someone stronger, better, faster, smarter, and better looking than them”

???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...id#49663726)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 3:22 PM
Author: abusive violent mediation candlestick maker

it's actually incredibly easy: buy elite top 0.001% sperm and get pregnant. wouldn't even cost much, a single guy could father thousands of children.

it's simple and obvious, but people don't do it. at best, they do some half-assed "assortative mating" where they still want things to be organic, natural, matched. whereas a cunning tiger woman would just go out and GRAB top 0.000001% semen that others are ignoring

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...id#49663715)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 3:23 PM
Author: Cordovan address philosopher-king

wtf are you talking about? people don't want someone else's kids; they want their own.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...id#49663719)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 3:24 PM
Author: abusive violent mediation candlestick maker

they are still your kids.. the dad is just anonymous / out of the picture

the point is that this worked incredibly well for this HIDEOUS TIGER MOM (look up pics). why wouldn't it work for 90% of women?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...id#49663724)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 3:23 PM
Author: cerise out-of-control market

(evan turkey-basting chadcum into boihole)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...id#49663720)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 3:20 PM
Author: cerise out-of-control market

should I just dump as much money into VOO/SPY as I can?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...id#49663709)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 3:23 PM
Author: Awkward Green Persian

what's your timeline? the longer your timeline the more you'd be retarded not to. They say when you're 20, every 1000 dollars you spend now is robbing yourself of 20-50k when you're old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...id#49663717)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 3:24 PM
Author: cerise out-of-control market

I don't spend money at all and want a lot of money when I retire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...id#49663722)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: Awkward Green Persian

then what's stopping you from being a Boglehead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...id#49663732)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: cerise out-of-control market

I thought you were calling me a Funko Pop and I had to look it up

Why would I buy a bond index fund?

If I had $100,000 in cash, why not $40K in each of VOO and SPY and $20K in QQQ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...id#49664194)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 8:55 PM
Author: lascivious impressive point shitlib

VOO and SPY are basically the same thing (they track the same index) so you would just throw your cash into one or the other if you did this (VOO is the better choice long-term due to the lower expense ratio).

I don't think holding bonds is important until close to retirement, the real question you should ask yourself is how bullish you are on the US compared to the rest of the world in the next few decades. I mostly hold US indices (VOO), but there's an argument to be made that international stocks could perform better than American stocks in the coming years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...id#49664434)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 3:32 PM
Author: Cordovan address philosopher-king

obviously. it's so easy to max your 401k and dump as much as possible into a brokerage. add in HSA and backdoor roth and you're bound to retire very comfortably.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...id#49663748)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 3:36 PM
Author: mewling zippy cruise ship

Yep and a bit of QQQ too, 10-20%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...id#49663757)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 3:31 PM
Author: laughsome heaven sound barrier

I would totally bang her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...id#49663742)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 5:39 PM
Author: Arousing Vengeful Water Buffalo Stock Car

Deep in her core she knows she needs white penis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...id#49664048)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy regret

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...id#49664076)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: Curious drab new version stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...id#49664440)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 5:45 PM
Author: Chartreuse Flirting Gas Station Prole

fwiw I have a 1580 SAT score and I am incredibly articulate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...id#49664067)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 10:13 PM
Author: Carmine Home

cool let's see your phenotype

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...id#49664672)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 10:18 PM
Author: Carmine Home

This Woman is remarkably fake. it's phenomenal. her personality has been Engineered in order to ace OCI. The head movements are exactly what a professional news anchor does, which a normal person does not pick up on in the ordinary course of business. She mentions the rice cooker which she probably didn't bring and which probably doesn't exist at all. it just sounds good when you say it. they barely got a chance to ask any questions. she could literally be a spy and lie about something for 30 years and never give it away, ever. discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...id#49664679)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 10:30 PM
Author: lascivious impressive point shitlib

Her mom bred her for this, created through IVF to be the perfect striver. She's probably spent 100s of hours learning "poise" and media presence ever since she could start talking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...id#49664696)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: Carmine Home

I mean why not. I don't see the average goy's upbringing as being any more prosocial. at least the mom knows what she's all about. the modal caucasian goy is a walking contradiction.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...id#49664701)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Mischievous area

Modernity is 180, apropos of nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...id#49664697)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 10:32 PM
Author: Filthy orange business firm dopamine

Absolutely true. She no doubt has had hundreds (if not thousands) of hours of "media training," though some of that comes from her modeling work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...id#49664700)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: Carmine Home

she could've done 80% as well without any training when she was like 12 imo. I think she's psychopathic enough to notice the head movements and to give things fake emotional-seeming emphasis at the right points. she needs to be raped btw. fatherless cunt. it's obvious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...id#49664704)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: free-loading station preventive strike

0:40

Eileen Gu:

Well I knew if I landed it it was going to be my best run ever, absolutely. I think the joy came the second I did and that's what's so magical about this sport: you can really conceptualize something before it even becomes possible. I'm asking my body to do something it has never done before, in the moment of highest pressure, when everything's on the line, and so that's what made me so proud to perform yesterday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...id#49664703)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:42 AM
Author: dashing chapel

She was pretty much exclusively raised in USA, got really good at skiing and then china basically paid her to compete for them and promote her as their golden girl.

She’s raking in huge amts of cash both from the Chinese gov and all her endorsement deals. She’s also hot and obviously speaks perfect English and is up to date on all typical U.S. type shit like social media, fashion and celebrity trends which makes her even more valuable in china.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...id#49665158)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: Mischievous area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...id#49665645)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: Exhilarant saffron codepig

Hope she ends up as rape meat for a CCP boss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...id#49666163)