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Date: December 23rd, 2024 2:52 PM Author: Wine Really Tough Guy Doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id#48479206) Date: December 25th, 2024 2:59 AM Author: Wine Really Tough Guy Doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id#48484360) Date: December 31st, 2024 1:47 AM Author: Wine Really Tough Guy Doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id#48503923) Date: December 31st, 2024 1:51 AM Author: Offensive Theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id#48503949) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:41 AM Author: Wine Really Tough Guy Doctorate Got your voicemail. I do think we need to substantively respond by Monday, not just issue a notice of representation letter and request an extension. This particular opposing counsel would likely deny any extension requests, anyway. We go back and there is some "bad blood" between us. My assistant will forward you the other materials momentarily before she leaves for the day (the office closes at 12 PM today for the holiday). Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id#43668682) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:42 AM Author: Swashbuckling obsidian plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id#43668684) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:44 AM Author: Wine Really Tough Guy Doctorate Oh, one more thing. Feel free to loop in first-year X on some initial research, heard he is slow. If so, please double-check the cited materials before proceeding drafting - between you and me, one partner commented that his research skills need improvement. Good opportunity for you to improve delegating skills and to "bring someone up" in the Firm. Thanks again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id#43668691) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:45 AM Author: Swashbuckling obsidian plaza Appreciate the advice. Will get right on this and circle back. Tkhanks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id#43668698) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:58 AM Author: Wine Really Tough Guy Doctorate My assistant just reminded me via text that Plaintiffs' counsel served the attached discovery requests on our client three weeks ago. Answers and responses due next Friday. I know you're tied up on research and the response, but plan to turn to this after emailing the initial draft response on or before Monday morning. My assistant prepared the attached shell answers and responses, hopefully it helps. Paralegal X (copied here) already requested info and docs from the client. I think she is also on PTO until Monday, so plan on reaching out to her Monday morning to see where she stored the client info/documents (I assume we've received some if not all of the documents??). If you could review the docs/info by Monday mid-day, I can review your draft email to the client requesting any outstanding info/docs. I'd like the email to the client go out Monday COB (with our apologies on last minute request), so we are in position to answer and respond by next Friday. I'm fine with indicating we need to supplement here or there, but this opposing counsel is difficult - we need to avoid giving her any opportunities to go to the Court. Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id#43668766) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:15 PM Author: spruce whorehouse persian Lol at this cunt opposing counsel being a woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id#43668859) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:24 PM Author: Wine Really Tough Guy Doctorate Hi Associate X, I know we've exchanged a bunch of emails today on this, but please acknowledge receipt of my suggested attack plan above. I'd bump all deadlines forward a bit in light of the client's request for the draft response by this Sunday evening. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id#43668904) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:35 PM Author: Swashbuckling obsidian plaza Sorry, I've been diligent in attacking this and neglected to acknowledge receipt of the above-mentioned. Reiterating that I did receive your suggested course of action and will follow up on all future messages in a timely fashion. Also acknowledging the updated deadline herein. I just need to cancel all holiday plans and notify the affected parties. Then I can drill down for a Sunday release. Apologies again for the belated acknowledgment, and Happy Hanukah to you and your family, Thanks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id#43668948) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:38 PM Author: Wine Really Tough Guy Doctorate No worries at all. It's Christmas Eve. Please spend it with your family, after: (1) you figure out how to access the materials on my assistant's email account; and (2) we confirm junior associate Y can get started on the research ASAP. Look forward to reading the rough draft Sunday morning! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id#43668971) Date: December 24th, 2021 7:02 PM Author: Wine Really Tough Guy Doctorate Hi Senior Associate X, I know it's Christmas Eve, but please let me know where we stand on items 1 and 2 above. I know we had some Firmwide connectivity issues earlier today, but I received notification from IT that they have been resolved. I'm eating dinner with the family from 7 until 8 PM, but can discuss any time after. Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id#43670639) Date: December 25th, 2021 8:23 AM Author: Wine Really Tough Guy Doctorate [marks priority email] Senior Associate X, It's almost 8:30 AM the following day, yet I still have not heard from you. I am easygoing, but not without limits. This is a law business, not to mention our ethical duty to vigorously represent our clients. Please call me today at your earliest convenience. Thanks (and hope you managed to spend some time with the family yesterday evening or this morning). 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I do think we need Junior Associate Y to get started on some research this afternoon, though. Any luck finding his cell? (Sent on my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id#43669002) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:02 PM Author: Wine Really Tough Guy Doctorate Following-up on this (and hope you receive it - sheesh, our Firm's IT infrastructure!) (Sent on my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id#43669070) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:28 PM Author: Jet soul-stirring telephone resort Brilliant. "Also acknowledging the updated deadline herein. I just need to cancel all holiday plans and notify the affected parties. Then I can drill down for a Sunday release." I also imagine release being suicide. 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I believe [miserable 33 year old shrill midwit grinder goy shrew 3rd year Y] may have some bandwidth, but if not, let's save the "mentoring" for another time -- probably just as well, given that this client is very cost conscious, which I believe I previously mentioned. Thanks again, and thank you both as well for the important reminder on this, Shonda and LaTanye! (Sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id#43668885) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:30 PM Author: Wine Really Tough Guy Doctorate *Head of Firm Human Resources chimes in* Thanks for being so thoughtful, Equity Partner X. We hate putting ANY of our hard-working and talented associates "out" for the holiday, but all things equal, the Firm strongly believes in retaining diverse talent. And thanks Senior Associate for all your hard work!! Crazy that you've been with us 8 years now. 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I return to the city tomorrow evening, with church first thing Sunday morning, but have carved out all of Sunday early afternoon. Thanks again for jumping on this. 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