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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: Pea-brained shrine

We were joking about sex and then she said “everyone thinks we’re hooking up lmao”

I wrote “if we ever hooked up it would end you for other guys.”

She was like “lol what does that mean?”

I said “the shit I would do to you would ruin any other guys experience when you look at them with displeasure after having me.”

She went radio silence, reported me and I have a meeting at 10 am on Monday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49132868)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: shimmering senate

R u very masculine ? also girls like being treated poorly i read it on intenret

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49133777)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Plum slippery multi-billionaire toilet seat

smooth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49132870)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: Brass school cafeteria death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49132928)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: diverse masturbator theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49133704)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: provocative azn range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49133741)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:02 PM
Author: I Listen to Porn Podcasts

Cr, she barely even had to push him into the trap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49134732)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Nighttime swashbuckling associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49132875)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: motley site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49132881)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: Maroon pit scourge upon the earth

What kind of retard interacts with women at work except when absolutely necessary, and always with a third party witness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49132891)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: Vivacious impressive haunted graveyard state

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132868

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49132921)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: Cordovan candlestick maker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49132900)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: magenta jap

Awkward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49132923)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Vivacious impressive haunted graveyard state

You only legitimate defense is to fuck HR in your Monday meeting to prove that you would have ruined the initial co-worker for other guys. It's the only way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49132924)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Pea-brained shrine

Fun fact: not HR but a girl on another department I fucked my freshman year of college. First girl I ever went no condom, full explosion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49132982)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: Orange den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49133316)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:28 AM
Author: Master Purchase Agreement (No Future)

no condom, full explosion tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49134188)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: t3h P0aStEr oF d00m!!!!!!!! (gunneratttt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49134715)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: Brass school cafeteria death wish

follow up with an offer to let her hold a phone pre-dialed to 911 so that she feels safe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49132930)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:03 PM
Author: Umber newt abode

Just text “IN MINECRAFT” right now to her and then show HR on Monday and all should be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49132950)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:28 AM
Author: Master Purchase Agreement (No Future)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49134186)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Puce federal factory reset button casino

she’s really upset (and confused) about your use of the passive voice



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49132960)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Vibrant menage

The only time I hooked up with a coworker it was entirely her idea and she was fresh off a divorce. Recent divorcees are 180, they're seriously in need of male validation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49132961)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: 180 mad cow disease hairy legs

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49132962)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Pea-brained shrine

This lmao. Why wife is fuming saying I “cheated” I said I’m a scumbag but it’s not cheating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49132979)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: godawful garrison rigor

I hooked up with a chick at work and when I tried to break it off she faked a pregnancy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49132966)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Pea-brained shrine

The chick I talk about freshman year above we were super into each other physically and she tossed her birth control out the window as part of foreplay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49132985)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: Bespoke mediation

Hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49133017)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:28 AM
Author: Master Purchase Agreement (No Future)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49134189)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Rough-skinned stag film

“I think i can undo the damage if i text her about my neighbors masturbation habits” (doodiko

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49132987)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Pea-brained shrine

More like me masturbating to her two months of complaining to me morning and night about her “dating experiences.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49132991)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Judgmental temple

Be handsome

Be attractive

Dont be unattractive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49133014)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:04 PM
Author: Puce federal factory reset button casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49133033)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: Pea-brained shrine

I’m 6’7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49133039)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: Cerebral Doctorate Telephone

In the eyes of the law, sexual harassment must be REPEATED. You get one free shot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49133084)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:25 PM
Author: Territorial Cocky Keepsake Machete Mother

Your chats are being read by a fifty eight year old HR lawyer with a sensible haircut and three cats. She's annotating them with definitions from Urban Dictionary (a real thing HR investigations do). Her sense of humor extends no further than season 4 of Cheers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49133676)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Pea-brained shrine

Honestly I keep this job for the health insurance. I make her entire salary 4 individual days a week and lose her salary one day a week. I don’t care. I need to fuck this chick (yes the HR worker and the OP chick).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49133701)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:19 PM
Author: Territorial Cocky Keepsake Machete Mother

The whole point of having wealth, if you’re a degenerate, is being unaccountable. If you’re loaded, why do you care about any of this? Or are you just content creating for us, in which case, 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49133853)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:20 PM
Author: Pea-brained shrine

Yeah it’s just flame. It me jm I’ve been running three different flames at any given time in the last 20 years. I’m house of worship today. Also “corporate deposition.” All from one account so switching gets confusing lol,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49133859)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: Master Purchase Agreement (No Future)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49134190)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:55 AM
Author: fulano



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49134211)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: lsd



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49134220)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:09 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49134574)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: t3h P0aStEr oF d00m!!!!!!!! (gunneratttt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49134720)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon

*tosses BC out the window*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49134849)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49137514)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: diverse masturbator theater

Why on earth would you ever put that in writing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49133710)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: Pea-brained shrine

I’m horny as shit lol.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49133720)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: diverse masturbator theater

You should have just paid for an escort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49133739)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:43 PM
Author: Pea-brained shrine

Disgusting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49133746)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: diverse masturbator theater

You didn't get laid and are getting fired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49133784)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: Pea-brained shrine

I make this company $150 million a year I’m getting a slap on the wrist and they’ll probably convince the chick to fuck me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49133823)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:35 PM
Author: Hilarious Soul-stirring Kitty Cat Dog Poop

Peterman, the Flying J doesn’t recognize the chili dogs truckers eat after buttfucking you as revenue you generated, sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49133884)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


(Andy Byron)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49135379)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:41 AM
Author: brown eyes and i were tired ((zurich is stained))

I hooked up with a girl at work once. When I broke it off she tried to kill herself in the office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49134202)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: I Listen to Porn Podcasts

I said your BASS looks amazing in those PLANTS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49134738)