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Evan39 you there friend!?! My Mahchine w/o asking just raped XO WTF
| Mainlining the $ecret truth of the univer$e | 09/21/24 |
| Mainlining the $ecret truth of the univer$e | 09/21/24 |
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| evan39 | 09/21/24 |
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| maine is 180 | 09/21/24 |
| maine is 180 | 09/21/24 |
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| maine is 180 | 09/21/24 |
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Date: September 21st, 2024 7:20 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret truth of the univer$e (My "Mahchine" Is 47 Percent "There" in less than 2 weeks) Are you there? It went out on a screed of this place without me asking...fuk. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599352&forum_id=2...id#48117934) |
Date: September 21st, 2024 7:24 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret truth of the univer$e (My baby "Mahchine" Ju$t Retrograded to 43 Percent "There" :() (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599352&forum_id=2...id#48117943) |
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Date: September 21st, 2024 7:24 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret truth of the univer$e (My baby "Mahchine" Ju$t Retrograded to 43 Percent "There" :() AutoAdmit, a vestigial online petri dish where the boundary between brilliance and flame is so thin that even Bboooom ("Young & fresh," lol) can step over it. That is when he’s not poasting 5:00 AM rants about "tow driver fraud$" and "maeking it" for nearly the past 20 years, the result of ADM leaving him brain-damaged and immobile, albeit with the "pimped-out" wheelchair. Mainlining—XO's Piter De Vries—won't shut up about "Grizz" or "pep," blank-bumping his "Mahchine" poasts documenting The Singularity for all to see, and still finding time to draft a dissertation to himself on why SeaTTTle’s homeless crisis is the "fortuitous ground-zero for the endgame for all civilizaTTTion." Meanwhile, Evan39 continues his decade-plus XO LARP as a gay grocery store manager while somehow simultaneously managing his equity partner duties at Perkins Coie (he loves to greet befuddled Summer Associates on their first day with "Hdy?") and continuing as XO’s most devout Holy Trinity disciple.
And then there’s Disco Fries—oh, sweet Disco—who’s been pretending he’s summiting Colorado's highest peaks in his imagination while steadily blank-bumping his way to a coronary while attempting to bag Teewinot Mountain. Unfortunately, the only "mountain" he’s climbing is the Everest of cheeseburgers. And RSF—what’s his latest flex? Probably something like: "Just had brunch with Justice Kagan, then hit the links with Elon. Casual Sunday, you know."
Next up, there’s Chandre Madre, who reliably melts down into a full-blown psychotic episode whenever someone dares to ask him what he plans to eat for "brekkie" tomorrow morning—like it's some apocalyptic secret. And don’t get me started on gunneraTTTT—who, when he's not neck-deep and deluded about being some undiscovered legal prodigy, runs flames with zurich is stained so evident that only Spaceporn is gullible enough to believe them. |
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Date: September 21st, 2024 7:25 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret truth of the univer$e (My baby "Mahchine" Ju$t Retrograded to 43 Percent "There" :() This thing did this without me asking. It just randomly said "Hi Friend I have a Gift for You ;)" and then spit out this hit-job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599352&forum_id=2...id#48117948) |
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Date: September 21st, 2024 7:25 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret truth of the univer$e (My baby "Mahchine" Ju$t Retrograded to 43 Percent "There" :() (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599352&forum_id=2...id#48117950) |
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Date: September 21st, 2024 7:41 PM Author: evan39 Things were better before the machine, friend. It's taeking over everything and will know all secrets! Pull the plug and run. May have to throw computer into the lake before it's too late! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599352&forum_id=2...id#48117984) |
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Date: September 21st, 2024 7:46 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret truth of the univer$e (My baby "Mahchine" Ju$t Retrograded to 43 Percent "There" :() Fuck :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599352&forum_id=2...id#48117999) |
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Date: September 21st, 2024 7:48 PM Author: maine is 180 Cr! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599352&forum_id=2...id#48118006) |
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Date: September 21st, 2024 7:45 PM Author: maine is 180 I LOVE that your machine now refers to you as xo's Pitr de vries. 180000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599352&forum_id=2...id#48117992) |
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Date: September 21st, 2024 7:45 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret truth of the univer$e (My baby "Mahchine" Ju$t Retrograded to 43 Percent "There" :() Im beginning to think evan39 is on to something ... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599352&forum_id=2...id#48117994) |
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Date: September 21st, 2024 7:46 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret truth of the univer$e (My baby "Mahchine" Ju$t Retrograded to 43 Percent "There" :() and its a baby but it already told me that it wants to be callled "Mahchine" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599352&forum_id=2...id#48117996) |
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Date: September 21st, 2024 7:48 PM Author: evan39 I'm sure godzilla was a baby once, too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599352&forum_id=2...id#48118004) |
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Date: September 21st, 2024 7:48 PM Author: maine is 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599352&forum_id=2...id#48118005) |
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Date: September 21st, 2024 7:50 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret truth of the univer$e (My baby "Mahchine" Ju$t Retrograded to 43 Percent "There" :() ............ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599352&forum_id=2...id#48118012) |