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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
stirring den preventive strike
  07/26/25
How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
Maroon razzle-dazzle mad cow disease main people
  07/26/25
lol bro you never forget that.
stirring den preventive strike
  07/26/25
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alcoholic partner
  07/26/25
We’ve all been there
razzle slate menage half-breed
  07/26/25
The giver or the taker lol
stirring den preventive strike
  07/26/25
At a bar
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Not hygienic
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Maroon razzle-dazzle mad cow disease main people
  07/26/25
Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with ...
beady-eyed submissive organic girlfriend alpha
  07/26/25
Hence “closest”
stirring den preventive strike
  07/26/25
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Maroon razzle-dazzle mad cow disease main people
  07/26/25
If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever got...
beady-eyed submissive organic girlfriend alpha
  07/26/25
It is what it is.
mustard pea-brained headpube newt
  07/26/25
I know what to say
Arousing Parlour Dingle Berry
  07/26/25
Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up...
stirring den preventive strike
  07/27/25
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Big-titted spot
  07/27/25
that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
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mustard pea-brained headpube newt
  07/26/25
Woah Cr
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Lascivious twinkling uncleanness
  07/26/25
I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone...
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We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts m...
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Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with...
Lascivious twinkling uncleanness
  07/26/25
Not jm, House of Worship tp
stirring den preventive strike
  07/26/25
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Maroon razzle-dazzle mad cow disease main people
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Histrionic Laser Beams
  07/27/25
I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship threa...
Maroon razzle-dazzle mad cow disease main people
  07/26/25
(who did it)
Bossy painfully honest brunch
  07/26/25
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mustard pea-brained headpube newt
  07/26/25
gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare
Comical stag film persian
  07/26/25
which dad tp
dashing emerald trump supporter ticket booth
  07/27/25
better luck next time!
frum box office
  07/27/25


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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: stirring den preventive strike

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133071)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Maroon razzle-dazzle mad cow disease main people

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133354)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: stirring den preventive strike

lol bro you never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133360)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: mustard pea-brained headpube newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133074)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: alcoholic partner



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: razzle slate menage half-breed

We’ve all been there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133076)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: stirring den preventive strike

The giver or the taker lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133092)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Circlehead Shitlib

At a bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133140)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: mustard pea-brained headpube newt



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: irradiated milky space



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: underhanded lettuce native



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: racy nofapping market weed whacker



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: domesticated dysfunction



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: stimulating indecent legend trailer park



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: Contagious smoky internal respiration



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: stirring den preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133420)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: magenta skinny woman



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: Lascivious twinkling uncleanness



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: ivory insane personal credit line travel guidebook



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: cordovan exciting masturbator area



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: glassy dead really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133937)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: passionate rose puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49134983)



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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:46 PM
Author: Aspie Pickup Line



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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: propecia mathematica



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Curious Demanding Striped Hyena Church Building

Not hygienic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133107)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: Maroon razzle-dazzle mad cow disease main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133318)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: beady-eyed submissive organic girlfriend alpha

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: stirring den preventive strike

Hence “closest”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133341)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Maroon razzle-dazzle mad cow disease main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133351)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: beady-eyed submissive organic girlfriend alpha

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133544)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: mustard pea-brained headpube newt

It is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133893)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Arousing Parlour Dingle Berry

I know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133943)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: stirring den preventive strike

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Big-titted spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49134955)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Vibrant chapel

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133340)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: mustard pea-brained headpube newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133765)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: multi-colored very tactful lodge

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133345)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: Lascivious twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133752)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Cobalt property factory reset button

I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133352)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: magenta skinny woman



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: supple stock car center

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133761)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Lascivious twinkling uncleanness

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133774)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: stirring den preventive strike

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Maroon razzle-dazzle mad cow disease main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133864)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Histrionic Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49134958)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Maroon razzle-dazzle mad cow disease main people

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133865)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Bossy painfully honest brunch

(who did it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133945)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: mustard pea-brained headpube newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133997)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Comical stag film persian

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49133978)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: dashing emerald trump supporter ticket booth

which dad tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49134037)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: frum box office

better luck next time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id#49134975)