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Trump: "Open the Fuckin’ Strait. Praise be to Allah"

LoL he's totally furked Tuesday will be Power Plant Day...
Opaque swashbuckling public bath
  04/05/26
Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.
Territorial cerebral degenerate
  04/05/26
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Mustard masturbator
  04/05/26
No, Birdshit
Opaque swashbuckling public bath
  04/05/26
Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit ...
Opaque swashbuckling public bath
  04/05/26
It's going to work. Just wait.
Territorial cerebral degenerate
  04/05/26
No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS
Hello, World!
  04/05/26
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  04/05/26
Lol
slimy boyish school sound barrier
  04/05/26
how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump
Buff halford
  04/05/26
imagine if kamala said this
Opaque swashbuckling public bath
  04/05/26
ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I...
Buff halford
  04/05/26
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Territorial cerebral degenerate
  04/05/26
whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay
Self-centered abnormal abode cuckoldry
  04/05/26
wait two weeks
Mustard masturbator
  04/05/26
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,,,,....,..,...,....,.
  04/06/26
lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan. ...
trip peach hunting ground
  04/05/26
Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be...
infuriating lemon turdskin place of business
  04/05/26
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underhanded sienna personal credit line old irish cottage
  04/05/26
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Apoplectic hideous scourge upon the earth
  04/05/26
Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out o...
garnet aphrodisiac lay
  04/05/26
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Misunderstood Navy Corner
  04/05/26
rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and...
Opaque swashbuckling public bath
  04/05/26
what? try writing in english now?
garnet aphrodisiac lay
  04/05/26
Are men too emotional to be president?
geriatric institution
  04/05/26
Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things ...
Anal hall haunted graveyard
  04/05/26
Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still ...
Rebellious station idiot
  04/05/26
this is what we voted for amirite?
Bistre nibblets
  04/05/26
yes, goyim, yes you did
;::;:;;::;;;;;::::
  04/06/26
Glad you found it funny Jew
Effete mediation sanctuary
  04/05/26
You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell
Anal hall haunted graveyard
  04/05/26
He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He ...
Bistre nibblets
  04/05/26
Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piec...
Effete mediation sanctuary
  04/05/26
Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a...
underhanded sienna personal credit line old irish cottage
  04/05/26
...
Territorial cerebral degenerate
  04/05/26
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bonkers vigorous piazza
  04/05/26
We can open it any time we'd like, actually. It's not actua...
geriatric institution
  04/05/26
Lmao, cr What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughi...
Effete mediation sanctuary
  04/05/26
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bateful red location dopamine
  04/05/26
Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah bl...
bateful red location dopamine
  04/05/26
Open the fucken strait brah.
painfully honest violent police squad dilemma
  04/05/26
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Candy Ride
  04/05/26
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Hello, World!
  04/06/26
crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that &quo...
Stimulating Aquamarine Principal's Office Jap
  04/05/26
Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in hon...
Opaque swashbuckling public bath
  04/05/26
On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so ...
geriatric institution
  04/05/26
...
Effete mediation sanctuary
  04/05/26
...
Trust If Aryan
  04/06/26
Pls respond
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  04/06/26
Is this related? https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941...
Hello, World!
  04/06/26
Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?
AZNgirl telling AZNmen Your Civilization Will Die
  04/12/26


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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: Opaque swashbuckling public bath

LoL he's totally furked

Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell.

https://x.com/i/status/2040763128657371585

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795178)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: Territorial cerebral degenerate

Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795180)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: Mustard masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795194)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: Opaque swashbuckling public bath

No, Birdshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795197)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: Opaque swashbuckling public bath

Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit as if everyone will just give in... It's childish and lolzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795200)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: Territorial cerebral degenerate

It's going to work. Just wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795265)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Hello, World!

No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49796535)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49796537)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: slimy boyish school sound barrier

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795246)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: Buff halford

how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795268)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: Opaque swashbuckling public bath

imagine if kamala said this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795280)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: Buff halford

ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I knew God was on his side

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795281)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: Territorial cerebral degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795282)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: Self-centered abnormal abode cuckoldry

whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795286)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: Mustard masturbator

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795293)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: ,,,,....,..,...,....,.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49797946)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:13 AM
Author: trip peach hunting ground

lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan.

watch: within a year US will threaten the straits of malacca.

panama, venezuela, hormuz. one is just a headline. three is a pattern forming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795292)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: infuriating lemon turdskin place of business

Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be longer and browner overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795328)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: underhanded sienna personal credit line old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795332)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: Apoplectic hideous scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795297)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: garnet aphrodisiac lay

Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out on Ukrainian infrastructure - the right wingers in Russia have been pushing for this for 4 years, Putin deemed "too liberal" and holding back too much by the right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795305)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: Misunderstood Navy Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795307)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Opaque swashbuckling public bath

rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and thinking things thru long term. Trump is a literal furking manchild 70 IQ if that who cannot think past his next BigMac

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795524)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: garnet aphrodisiac lay

what? try writing in english now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795776)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: geriatric institution

Are men too emotional to be president?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795336)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: Anal hall haunted graveyard

Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things he’s ever said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795408)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: Rebellious station idiot

Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still has the ability to make me question whether his post is real or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795487)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: Bistre nibblets

this is what we voted for amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795530)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;::::

yes, goyim, yes you did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49796926)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Effete mediation sanctuary

Glad you found it funny Jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795564)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Anal hall haunted graveyard

You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795633)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Bistre nibblets

He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He won’t but he would go down in history as a Lincoln-like figure if he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795533)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Effete mediation sanctuary

Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piece of shit.

Didn’t he say we didn’t need the Strait?

The guy is not only crazy, he is completely senile. Never thought we’d cum to miss Joe Biden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795556)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: underhanded sienna personal credit line old irish cottage

Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a trend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795618)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Territorial cerebral degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795622)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: bonkers vigorous piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795641)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: geriatric institution

We can open it any time we'd like, actually.

It's not actually closed, who would like us to escort you through it?

OK maybe it's closed, which of our international friends wants to help us open it?

OK you better open it up now or else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795652)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: Effete mediation sanctuary

Lmao, cr

What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughing at him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49796079)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49796543)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49796542)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: bateful red location dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795718)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: bateful red location dopamine

Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah blah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795719)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: painfully honest violent police squad dilemma

Open the fucken strait brah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795615)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Candy Ride



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49796384)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Hello, World!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49797930)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Stimulating Aquamarine Principal's Office Jap

crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that "we will open the Strait of Hormuz the day that Trump praises Allah!" and Trump is trolling them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795664)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: Opaque swashbuckling public bath

Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in honor of Trump's peace making. The island will be renamed Epstein island

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795721)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: geriatric institution

On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so they won't expose me a kiddy rapist. Allahu Akbar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795730)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: Effete mediation sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49796080)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: Trust If Aryan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49798055)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


Pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49796904)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Hello, World!

Is this related?

https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941683937580?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49797966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: AZNgirl telling AZNmen Your Civilization Will Die

Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49812165)