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Things they don’t make commercials for anymore

When I was a kid there were ads for Static Guard, which was ...
Provocative Umber Scourge Upon The Earth
  05/26/24
God can see inside your shirt collar. Never forget.
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I remember endless long distance telephone carrier commercia...
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Just use 10-10-321!
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(guy that hasn't seen any ads for sports gambling)
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I remember a lot of ads for athlete's foot medication. You ...
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That’s a good one. More people go to the gym now too. ...
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Yeah, or maybe socks are better or more breathable somehow, ...
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Way more cereal commercials back in the day
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never see Snapple ads anymore
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margarine that tastes like butter
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Lottery commercials
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“Best of” CD mixes
french kitchen associate
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Those are really nostalgic for me. I remember watching them...
At-the-ready Soul-stirring Corner
  05/26/24
Period pads using blue ink.
Clear clown haunted graveyard
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Now they advertise washable period underwear.
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Dionne Warwick Psychic Friends Network was also big
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I see ads for California Psychics still
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the only ads now are medication and gambling. showing that t...
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Haven't seen an AOL commercial in years
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They are all online now
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Used to be lots more ads for perfume and cologne
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vaginal douche commercials. they never actually named the p...
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I never see “PSAs” anymore
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Dexatrim
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Woolite
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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: Provocative Umber Scourge Upon The Earth

When I was a kid there were ads for Static Guard, which was a spray can women used to stop “static cling,” which I think was when women’s dresses stuck to their stockings/hose. I still have no idea how this stuff worked or why it was needed. This wasn’t a one-off or fad product, these commercials were on all the time for years.

Also this thing called “Wisk,” which was supposed to get rid of “ring around the collar.” I guess women don’t do their men’s laundry anymore and/or men don’t wear collared shirts anymore. This product made no sense to me either, cause who even sees the inside of your shirt collar?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47692575)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:34 PM
Author: Clear clown haunted graveyard

God can see inside your shirt collar. Never forget.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47692606)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:25 PM
Author: Magical stag film yarmulke

I remember endless long distance telephone carrier commercials.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47692580)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:31 PM
Author: french kitchen associate

Cr 1-800-COLLECT was everywhere

1-800-DENTIST too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47692597)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:35 PM
Author: Smoky turdskin

dial down the middle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47692774)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:12 PM
Author: Irradiated chestnut goal in life

I remember the ones for those discount long distance numbers like 10-10-321 and 10-10-220, they always had bitter comedians like George Carlin and Dennis Miller

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47693952)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: Provocative Umber Scourge Upon The Earth

ALF and Al Bundy too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47694087)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: khaki crotch love of her life

Just use 10-10-321!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47697864)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 1:42 PM
Author: khaki crotch love of her life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDonrJ2WVWM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47697867)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: Stimulating Chest-beating Chapel

OP was not what I was expecting, which was cig ads

Do mesothelioma PI commercials count here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47692583)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:16 PM
Author: Provocative Umber Scourge Upon The Earth

I don’t think anyone here is old enough to remember cigarette commercials on TV, other than OldHLSGuy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47694091)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 11:43 PM
Author: Stimulating Chest-beating Chapel

You got Virginia Slims, now, baby

You've come a long, long way

https://youtu.be/DknIw0KhrZ8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47694319)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: Curious ocher factory reset button giraffe

Head on Apply Directly to the Forehead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47692584)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: wonderful ruby trailer park ratface

White people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47692585)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:14 PM
Author: Comical gay wizard

Zoobooks! Special TV offer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47692706)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: cracking confused gaping

(guy that hasn't seen any ads for sports gambling)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47692709)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: At-the-ready Soul-stirring Corner

I remember a lot of ads for athlete's foot medication. You don't see that so much anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47692587)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: Provocative Umber Scourge Upon The Earth

That’s a good one. More people go to the gym now too. Maybe gyms today are less disgusting than the Ys of yesteryear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47694094)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 11:46 PM
Author: At-the-ready Soul-stirring Corner

Yeah, or maybe socks are better or more breathable somehow, like people aren't wearing big thick tubesocks anymore or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47694324)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Curious ocher factory reset button giraffe

Way more cereal commercials back in the day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47692589)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:36 PM
Author: Smoky turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47692778)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:32 PM
Author: Curious ocher factory reset button giraffe

never see Snapple ads anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47692602)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:08 PM
Author: cracking confused gaping

(faggot skallas)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47692678)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:34 PM
Author: Translucent headpube new version

margarine that tastes like butter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47692605)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:34 PM
Author: At-the-ready Soul-stirring Corner

Lottery commercials



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47692607)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:35 PM
Author: french kitchen associate

“Best of” CD mixes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47692608)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: At-the-ready Soul-stirring Corner

Those are really nostalgic for me. I remember watching them as a kid. They would play a few seconds of each song, and I would learn and sing the "mixes" to myself. My dad thought it was hilarious.

Example:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoHRI8Mb95k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47693045)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:35 PM
Author: Clear clown haunted graveyard

Period pads using blue ink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47692610)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: Silver water buffalo parlour

Now they advertise washable period underwear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47692625)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:36 PM
Author: Silver water buffalo parlour

Edu-cation con-nec-tion...*hot chick bounces around*

Instant coffee



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47692616)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:01 PM
Author: Stimulating Chest-beating Chapel

Get connected

For free

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47692661)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:11 PM
Author: Swashbuckling police squad base

Education Connection girl is broke and begging for money

https://www.gofundme.com/f/with-rent-and-bills-during-the-writers-strike?utm_campaign

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47694072)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: Comical gay wizard

psychic readings, divination shit, I forgot the name of the popular one right before 9/11 miss Cleo or something like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47692624)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:43 PM
Author: Pearly unholy church

Miss Cleo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47692626)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:16 PM
Author: Lascivious cream area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47692716)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:13 PM
Author: Irradiated chestnut goal in life

Dionne Warwick Psychic Friends Network was also big

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47693955)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:21 PM
Author: Electric Trump Supporter

I see ads for California Psychics still

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47692732)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:07 PM
Author: Comical gay wizard

https://youtu.be/O-2gifrvuwU?si=ase2Pr8IZNSGRGZX

Christine said we could talk about ANYTHING

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47692673)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:17 PM
Author: Lascivious cream area

Now That's What I Call Music 250

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47692719)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:18 PM
Author: Lascivious cream area

Girls Gone Wild

Jamster

Whole genre of disreputable services that would come on late at night on the Sci-Fi channel or Comedy Central

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47692726)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:33 PM
Author: Multi-colored Gas Station Idea He Suggested

Hooked on Phonics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47692770)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Lascivious cream area

Muzzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47694039)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:37 PM
Author: Smoky turdskin

the only ads now are medication and gambling. showing that the only profitable businesses are servicing boomers and scamming proles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47692780)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:39 PM
Author: frum fragrant antidepressant drug indian lodge

Haven't seen an AOL commercial in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47692781)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: Lemon stirring regret hell

They are all online now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47693731)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: garnet people who are hurt tank

Used to be lots more ads for perfume and cologne

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47693965)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Marvelous Frozen Place Of Business

vaginal douche commercials. they never actually named the product, either. there would be weird vague allusions to 'feeling fresh' and stock footage of women in dresses cavorting in fields followed by the summer's eve logo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47693966)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: motley toaster

I never see “PSAs” anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47694031)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:11 PM
Author: Swashbuckling police squad base

Dexatrim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47694073)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:15 PM
Author: khaki crotch love of her life

Woolite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47694089)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:15 PM
Author: khaki crotch love of her life

Crystal Light

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCJUiqQxtZQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47694090)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:20 PM
Author: bossy theater

Jenny Craig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47694099)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 11:59 PM
Author: khaki crotch love of her life

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PLxesVFWhCE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47694342)



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Date: May 29th, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: bossy theater

apparently they went bankrupt in the last year. the fats have won

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47702035)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 3:15 AM
Author: Electric Trump Supporter

Blockbuster Video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2...id#47694523)