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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
Cracking pink headpube sneaky criminal
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
Self-absorbed Friendly Grandma
  01/26/16
This one stings.
sadistic judgmental therapy school
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
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180 Goal In Life
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Self-absorbed Friendly Grandma
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  01/25/16
Brutal
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  01/25/16
...
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  10/27/17
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  01/25/16
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  01/25/16
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...
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  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
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  01/25/16
jfc
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Cr edit
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...
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u softbatch TTT
floppy crystalline yarmulke
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Cr
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  01/25/16
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cerise brunch factory reset button
  01/25/16
hm
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it's not that toxic
cerise brunch factory reset button
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wait
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'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
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180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
primrose meetinghouse
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
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  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
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1800000 and i have a match.com GF
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  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
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  01/25/16
Fucking 180
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  01/25/16
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  01/27/16
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180 Goal In Life
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  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
Nofapping Provocative Travel Guidebook Principal's Office
  01/25/16
ouch
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  01/26/16
poison
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180
Self-absorbed Friendly Grandma
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  01/26/16
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  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
Shimmering Kitty
  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
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  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
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  10/21/16
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  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
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  01/26/16
RIP brother
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  09/27/16
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180
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  01/30/16
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  02/01/16
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  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
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  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
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  02/22/16
God have mercy.
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  02/24/16
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180 existential horror
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  10/27/17
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  01/25/16
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  01/25/16
toxic
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  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
swashbuckling boistinker windowlicker
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
cerise brunch factory reset button
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A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
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  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
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  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
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  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
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  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
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  01/25/16
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cerise brunch factory reset button
  01/25/16
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swashbuckling boistinker windowlicker
  01/25/16
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  01/25/16
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swashbuckling boistinker windowlicker
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
Medicated Drab Coldplay Fan
  01/25/16
TY bro
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Spruce mediation
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  10/27/17
credited advice
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  05/24/18
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i lol'd
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  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
swashbuckling boistinker windowlicker
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
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  01/25/16
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Will do my best. TY
swashbuckling boistinker windowlicker
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
Self-absorbed Friendly Grandma
  01/26/16
...
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  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
aggressive hideous newt national
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
aggressive hideous newt national
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
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  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
aggressive hideous newt national
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
cerise brunch factory reset button
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A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
aggressive hideous newt national
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
cerise brunch factory reset button
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
aggressive hideous newt national
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
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  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
swashbuckling boistinker windowlicker
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
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I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
swashbuckling boistinker windowlicker
  01/25/16
Lmao
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  08/08/19
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...
Fluffy Abode
  01/25/16
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lol at all the poasters encouraging him
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  10/27/17
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LOL
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JFC
Spruce mediation
  03/19/20
Update?
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I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
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  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
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Abusive digit ratio
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Cr
Fluffy Abode
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sadistic judgmental therapy school
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You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
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"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
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...
Hairless Slap-happy Boltzmann
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Self-absorbed Friendly Grandma
  01/26/16
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...
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recommending their own IVF doctors
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Medicated Drab Coldplay Fan
  01/26/16
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  01/26/16
Describe
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8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
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God damn brutal
Abusive digit ratio
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...
vermilion sick chapel multi-billionaire
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...
Medicated Drab Coldplay Fan
  01/26/16
Please be flame
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  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
violent chest-beating hall
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
floppy crystalline yarmulke
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
violent chest-beating hall
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
Big pearly area
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
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  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
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  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
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  01/26/16
Fuck
Big pearly area
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
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cq's!
cerise brunch factory reset button
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
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...
Spruce mediation
  03/19/20
...
Fear-inspiring stage
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
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  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
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except for your autism
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Curious Puppy Rigor
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
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180
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180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
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180
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Obeezy’s recent past*
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: Cracking pink headpube sneaky criminal

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
Author: Self-absorbed Friendly Grandma

180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: sadistic judgmental therapy school

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
Author: titillating cyan ratface

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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:27 AM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: floppy crystalline yarmulke

you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 months since we met! it's like fate!"

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:51 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:44 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: primrose meetinghouse

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: bearded coiffed plaza

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: Trip parlor

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: greedy idea he suggested

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29678518)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
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Author: floppy crystalline yarmulke

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: greedy idea he suggested

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29678541)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: primrose meetinghouse

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: floppy crystalline yarmulke

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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: primrose meetinghouse

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
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Author: Fluffy Abode

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Medicated Drab Coldplay Fan

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

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This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: Cracking pink headpube sneaky criminal

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: odious ruddy partner hissy fit

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29679796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: blue razzle senate

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Date: January 30th, 2016 3:41 PM
Author: Shimmering Kitty

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: sadistic judgmental therapy school

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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: cerise brunch factory reset button

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Author: Racy halford milk

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: violent chest-beating hall

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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: ungodly grizzly garrison

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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#31718233)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: Flushed Haunted Graveyard Point

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32287948)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: Spruce mediation

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32440078)



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Author: house-broken gay wizard

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Author: amethyst diverse ceo

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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: 718-662-5970

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also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#49136987)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: Aromatic Doobsian Bbw

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: brilliant mad cow disease resort

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: 180 Goal In Life

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: translucent anal dilemma pozpig



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: swashbuckling boistinker windowlicker

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: cerise brunch factory reset button

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: swashbuckling boistinker windowlicker

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: cerise brunch factory reset button

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: swashbuckling boistinker windowlicker

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Cracking pink headpube sneaky criminal

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: cerise brunch factory reset button

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Cracking pink headpube sneaky criminal

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: indecent bawdyhouse

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: cerise brunch factory reset button

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: swashbuckling boistinker windowlicker

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: Medicated Drab Coldplay Fan

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: swashbuckling boistinker windowlicker

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Medicated Drab Coldplay Fan

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: swashbuckling boistinker windowlicker

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: translucent anal dilemma pozpig



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: slimy aquamarine wagecucks casino

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: At-the-ready regret

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: smoky mildly autistic jap office



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: Cracking pink headpube sneaky criminal



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: Spruce mediation



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: beady-eyed poppy state community account

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: Curious Puppy Rigor

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: cerise brunch factory reset button

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: Lemon cuck business firm

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: cerise brunch factory reset button

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: ivory disturbing nibblets

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: swashbuckling boistinker windowlicker

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Medicated Drab Coldplay Fan

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: cerise brunch factory reset button

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Cracking pink headpube sneaky criminal

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: Appetizing Lake Black Woman

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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: swashbuckling boistinker windowlicker



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: cerise brunch factory reset button

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: swashbuckling boistinker windowlicker

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: Self-absorbed Friendly Grandma

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: comical sable striped hyena



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: aggressive hideous newt national

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: aggressive hideous newt national

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: swashbuckling boistinker windowlicker

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: aggressive hideous newt national

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: cerise brunch factory reset button

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: aggressive hideous newt national

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: cerise brunch factory reset button

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: aggressive hideous newt national

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Cracking pink headpube sneaky criminal

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: swashbuckling boistinker windowlicker

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: cerise brunch factory reset button

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: swashbuckling boistinker windowlicker

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680820)



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Author: submissive supple kitty cat

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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Cracking pink headpube sneaky criminal

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: floppy crystalline yarmulke

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: Cracking pink headpube sneaky criminal

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: cerise brunch factory reset button

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: vermilion sick chapel multi-billionaire



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: comical sable striped hyena



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Author: Gay twinkling uncleanness parlour

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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: swashbuckling boistinker windowlicker



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: Fluffy Abode



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: blue razzle senate

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: slimy aquamarine wagecucks casino

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: laughsome shrine organic girlfriend

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: heady coffee pot liquid oxygen

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: Cracking pink headpube sneaky criminal

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: beady-eyed poppy state community account

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: Hateful mexican hospital

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: stirring orchestra pit deer antler

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: Racy halford milk

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: marvelous know-it-all school cafeteria background story

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: Spruce mediation

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: orchid stimulating masturbator tank

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: exhilarant useless alpha

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: swashbuckling boistinker windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680900)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: slippery geriatric gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#30516002)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Dark feces place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680360)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: Abusive digit ratio

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: Fluffy Abode

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Abusive digit ratio

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: Fluffy Abode

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: sadistic judgmental therapy school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683308)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: sadistic judgmental therapy school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Abusive digit ratio

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: Aromatic Doobsian Bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: lascivious range

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: lascivious range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: passionate fantasy-prone private investor

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: Arousing sweet tailpipe pit

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: pungent filthy half-breed

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Hairless Slap-happy Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684778)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: Self-absorbed Friendly Grandma

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: vermilion sick chapel multi-billionaire

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: floppy crystalline yarmulke

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: pungent filthy half-breed

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: Cracking pink headpube sneaky criminal

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: passionate fantasy-prone private investor

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: Big-titted burgundy rehab marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#37605742)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: Gay twinkling uncleanness parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#39779479)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: titillating cyan ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684252)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: vermilion sick chapel multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684291)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Hairless Slap-happy Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: slippery geriatric gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: spectacular menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38660220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: Outnumbered stag film

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: Cracking pink headpube sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683761)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: indecent bawdyhouse

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: titillating cyan ratface

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: infuriating university shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#31715965)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: vermilion sick chapel multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684272)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: ivory disturbing nibblets

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: excitant stubborn location

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: Razzmatazz brindle market legend

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: chocolate karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#43182576)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: beady-eyed poppy state community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683679)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: vermilion sick chapel multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683789)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: Abusive digit ratio

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: vermilion sick chapel multi-billionaire

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: Cracking pink headpube sneaky criminal

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: Abusive digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: Abusive digit ratio

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: Fluffy Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: Medicated Drab Coldplay Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: violent chest-beating hall

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: Abusive digit ratio

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: violent chest-beating hall

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Abusive digit ratio

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: vermilion sick chapel multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684304)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: Medicated Drab Coldplay Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: Cracking pink headpube sneaky criminal

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: violent chest-beating hall

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: floppy crystalline yarmulke

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: violent chest-beating hall

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: Big pearly area

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Wonderful erotic ticket booth

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: violent chest-beating hall

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: blue razzle senate

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: Big pearly area

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: Dark feces place of business

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: cerise brunch factory reset button

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: violent chest-beating hall

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: Spruce mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#39808717)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32833828)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: startled public bath

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: indecent bawdyhouse

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Aromatic Doobsian Bbw

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Cracking pink headpube sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684318)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: Curious Puppy Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: indecent bawdyhouse

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Medicated Drab Coldplay Fan

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: Wonderful erotic ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685274)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: indecent bawdyhouse

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: pungent filthy half-breed

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Hairless Slap-happy Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684784)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: sadistic judgmental therapy school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32440058)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32833830)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Arousing sweet tailpipe pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#35446904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: Abusive digit ratio

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: infuriating university shitlib

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: slippery geriatric gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29837939)



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: sapphire shaky tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32000449)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: rambunctious stage

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: violent chest-beating hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684472)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: vermilion sick chapel multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684475)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: floppy crystalline yarmulke

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: fishy hell candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684532)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: pungent filthy half-breed

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: violent chest-beating hall

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: vermilion sick chapel multi-billionaire

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: violent chest-beating hall

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: vermilion sick chapel multi-billionaire

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: violent chest-beating hall

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: tan sickened station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: pungent filthy half-breed

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: violent chest-beating hall

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: Cracking pink headpube sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: floppy crystalline yarmulke

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: violent chest-beating hall

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: floppy crystalline yarmulke

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: pungent filthy half-breed

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: floppy crystalline yarmulke

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: violent chest-beating hall

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: offensive locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: insanely creepy weed whacker church building

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Nofapping Provocative Travel Guidebook Principal's Office

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: Big pearly area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: titillating cyan ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Medicated Drab Coldplay Fan

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: Dark feces place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Hairless Slap-happy Boltzmann

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author:  godawful address rigpig

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: Honey-headed fat ankles

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: seedy immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Big pearly area

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: violent chest-beating hall

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: insanely creepy weed whacker church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: insanely creepy weed whacker church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: blue razzle senate

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: violent chest-beating hall

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: blue razzle senate

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: violent chest-beating hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: violent chest-beating hall

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: blue razzle senate

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: violent chest-beating hall

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: blue razzle senate

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: violent chest-beating hall

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: blue razzle senate

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: Cracking pink headpube sneaky criminal

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: vermilion sick chapel multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: ivory disturbing nibblets

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author:  misunderstood stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: Wonderful erotic ticket booth

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: blue razzle senate

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: Wonderful erotic ticket booth

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: blue razzle senate

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Wonderful erotic ticket booth

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: blue razzle senate

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Wonderful erotic ticket booth

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: blue razzle senate

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: soul-stirring jet-lagged water buffalo boiling water

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: blue razzle senate

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: soul-stirring jet-lagged water buffalo boiling water

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: cerise brunch factory reset button

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: blue razzle senate

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: Wonderful erotic ticket booth

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: blue razzle senate

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: indecent bawdyhouse

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: blue razzle senate

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: Wonderful erotic ticket booth

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: blue razzle senate

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: cerise brunch factory reset button

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author:  flesh theatre sound barrier

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Nofapping Provocative Travel Guidebook Principal's Office

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: 180 Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: Canary Mood Legal Warrant

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: translucent anal dilemma pozpig

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: Cracking pink headpube sneaky criminal

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Dark feces place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: ungodly grizzly garrison

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: impressive elite persian electric furnace

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: translucent anal dilemma pozpig

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: violent chest-beating hall

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: impressive elite persian electric furnace

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: offensive locale

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: ivory disturbing nibblets

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: vermilion sick chapel multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: swashbuckling boistinker windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: slippery geriatric gas station

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author:  misunderstood stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29710038)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: Thriller Dysfunction Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29719332)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: vermilion sick chapel multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author:  vengeful den new version

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: Cracking pink headpube sneaky criminal

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: orchid stimulating masturbator tank



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: vermilion sick chapel multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: glassy home

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: translucent anal dilemma pozpig



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Cracking pink headpube sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#31509721)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: Cracking pink headpube sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29980741)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: floppy crystalline yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#30201735)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Vivacious copper personal credit line mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#30201798)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: pungent filthy half-breed

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: orchid stimulating masturbator tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: vermilion sick chapel multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Cracking pink headpube sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author:  khaki property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: floppy crystalline yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: Dark feces place of business

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: cerise brunch factory reset button

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Cracking pink headpube sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: impressive elite persian electric furnace

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: Thriller Dysfunction Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: soggy nowag theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: Dark feces place of business

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Cracking pink headpube sneaky criminal

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: Crimson Drunken Laser Beams

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: beady-eyed poppy state community account

...

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: Cracking pink headpube sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: glassy home

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: twisted buck-toothed goyim

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: titillating cyan ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: Cracking pink headpube sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: floppy crystalline yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: Thriller Dysfunction Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author:  clown faggot firefighter

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author: Fighting

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: Spruce mediation

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: Purple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: slippery geriatric gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#33450409)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Well-lubricated cuckold

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: Spruce mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: umber toaster

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: Buff Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: floppy crystalline yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: Big pearly area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: Dark feces place of business

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Pale tanning salon incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: avocado metal idiot

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: Cracking pink headpube sneaky criminal

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: avocado metal idiot

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: soggy nowag theater

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: frozen

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: swashbuckling boistinker windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: Big pearly area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: Cracking pink headpube sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: olive

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Cracking pink headpube sneaky criminal

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: Multi-colored gaped athletic conference roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Big pearly area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Cracking pink headpube sneaky criminal

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Dark feces place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: twisted buck-toothed goyim

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Cracking pink headpube sneaky criminal

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Dark feces place of business

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author:  sex offender

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: soul-stirring jet-lagged water buffalo boiling water

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author:  cruel-hearted

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author:  cruel-hearted

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: pungent filthy half-breed

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author:  cruel-hearted

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: Big pearly area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author: coral selfie internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: Pale tanning salon incel

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author:  cruel-hearted



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author:  cruel-hearted

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: Cracking pink headpube sneaky criminal

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: Sticky genital piercing

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: Cracking pink headpube sneaky criminal

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: Dark feces place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: Frisky embarrassed to the bone cruise ship depressive

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author:  cruel-hearted

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: titillating cyan ratface



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author:  cruel-hearted

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author:  cruel-hearted



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: disgusting philosopher-king

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author: unholy apoplectic

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author: disgusting philosopher-king

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author: disgusting philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#39779443)



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author: talking



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: floppy crystalline yarmulke



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: pungent filthy half-breed



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: pungent filthy half-breed



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author: Confused Turquoise Indirect Expression



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: floppy crystalline yarmulke



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: Dark feces place of business



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: chocolate karate



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: pungent filthy half-breed

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#44136160)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: floppy crystalline yarmulke



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: orchid stimulating masturbator tank



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author:  mustard

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: Tantric ebony psychic

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Cracking pink headpube sneaky criminal



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: Big pearly area



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: lfo



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