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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
Deranged gay wizard
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
Kink-friendly blue twinkling uncleanness
  01/26/16
This one stings.
Brindle corn cake scourge upon the earth
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
180 Ungodly Milk Background Story
  01/26/16
jesus no...
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  10/24/16
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  01/03/17
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180 Ungodly Milk Background Story
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Motley native love of her life
  01/25/16
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Adventurous Embarrassed To The Bone Den Codepig
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Buck-toothed Fiercely-loyal Hospital Fortuitous Meteor
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Motley native love of her life
  01/25/16
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Adventurous Embarrassed To The Bone Den Codepig
  01/25/16
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  01/25/16
you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
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coiffed trailer park
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Deranged gay wizard
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red startled stain
  01/25/16
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Gay theater
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  01/25/16
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Kink-friendly blue twinkling uncleanness
  01/26/16
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  12/19/17
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Deranged gay wizard
  01/24/18
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  05/15/22
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  05/04/24
ruthless.
citrine spectacular keepsake machete water buffalo
  01/25/16
Brutal
coiffed trailer park
  01/25/16
...
misunderstood genital piercing
  10/27/17
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  01/25/16
toxic
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  01/25/16
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Deranged gay wizard
  01/25/16
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  01/25/16
damnit
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...
Motley native love of her life
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
Deranged gay wizard
  01/25/16
jfc
Racy anal dog poop
  01/25/16
Cr edit
Motley native love of her life
  01/25/16
...
Deranged gay wizard
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
Racy anal dog poop
  01/25/16
Cr
Deranged gay wizard
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
Slimy electric mother
  01/25/16
hm
Rose knife
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
Slimy electric mother
  01/25/16
wait
Bearded violent field
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...
Brindle corn cake scourge upon the earth
  01/26/16
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Chest-beating marvelous incel
  01/25/16
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Deranged gay wizard
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
azure black woman
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...
rusted office party of the first part
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
citrine spectacular keepsake machete water buffalo
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
Racy anal dog poop
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
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Bearded violent field
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Plum old irish cottage
  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
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...
Deranged gay wizard
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
Dashing stage
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
Deranged gay wizard
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
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  01/27/16
MASTERful work
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red startled stain
  01/25/16
damn
Slimy electric mother
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...
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...
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  01/25/16
O LORD
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  01/25/16
jfc
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  01/25/16
180 KILLSHOT
heady deer antler
  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
bull headed hissy fit digit ratio
  01/25/16
...
Motley native love of her life
  01/25/16
Lmao
Deranged gay wizard
  01/25/16
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  10/13/23
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  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
Plum old irish cottage
  01/25/16
ouch
pale meetinghouse tank
  01/26/16
poison
bright parlor
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...
Cocky Garnet Goyim Pit
  01/26/16
180
Kink-friendly blue twinkling uncleanness
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...
Bearded violent field
  01/26/16
Amazing. Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we'r...
chartreuse sadistic stag film really tough guy
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
hairraiser station
  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
Brindle corn cake scourge upon the earth
  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
Slimy electric mother
  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
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I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
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  01/26/16
RIP brother
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  09/27/16
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lascivious library brethren
  12/26/17
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Territorial diverse locale multi-billionaire
  08/12/19
180
180 Ungodly Milk Background Story
  01/26/16
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Territorial diverse locale multi-billionaire
  01/26/16
Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.
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sable mood stage
  01/27/16
...
Deranged gay wizard
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
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  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
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  02/02/16
...
Pontificating Indecent Center
  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
Razzmatazz mustard marketing idea
  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
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  02/22/16
God have mercy.
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  02/24/16
18000000
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  03/04/16
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  12/17/16
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  01/03/17
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toxic
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180 existential horror
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aromatic hall
  10/27/17
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  07/08/17
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  09/26/21
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  07/28/25
...
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  12/03/25
And yes, you're bald
Cobalt Confused Queen Of The Night Boiling Water
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
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  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
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  01/25/16
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bull headed hissy fit digit ratio
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Brass bespoke heaven roast beef
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
coiffed trailer park
  01/25/16
toxic
Slimy electric mother
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
coiffed trailer park
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
Slimy electric mother
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
coiffed trailer park
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
Deranged gay wizard
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
Slimy electric mother
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
Deranged gay wizard
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
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he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
Slimy electric mother
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
coiffed trailer park
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
Dashing stage
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
coiffed trailer park
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
Dashing stage
  01/25/16
TY bro
coiffed trailer park
  01/25/16
...
bull headed hissy fit digit ratio
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
Excitant ticket booth persian
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
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  10/27/17
...
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  05/24/18
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  03/19/20
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  10/27/17
credited advice
provocative silver bawdyhouse dragon
  05/24/18
even more toxic
Slimy electric mother
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
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  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
Slimy electric mother
  01/25/16
i lol'd
Irradiated cruise ship
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
coiffed trailer park
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
Dashing stage
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
Slimy electric mother
  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
Deranged gay wizard
  01/25/16
lol
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...
coiffed trailer park
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
Slimy electric mother
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
coiffed trailer park
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
Kink-friendly blue twinkling uncleanness
  01/26/16
...
lascivious library brethren
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
heady deer antler
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
heady deer antler
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
coiffed trailer park
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
heady deer antler
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
Slimy electric mother
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
heady deer antler
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
Slimy electric mother
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
heady deer antler
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
Deranged gay wizard
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
coiffed trailer park
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
Slimy electric mother
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
coiffed trailer park
  01/25/16
Lmao
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  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
Deranged gay wizard
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
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  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
Deranged gay wizard
  01/25/16
lmao true
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...
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lascivious library brethren
  12/26/17
Haha
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  03/19/20
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coiffed trailer park
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...
supple learning disabled toaster
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Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
chartreuse sadistic stag film really tough guy
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CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
Excitant ticket booth persian
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
Titillating effete abode athletic conference
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lol at all the poasters encouraging him
Zombie-like fat ankles market
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can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
Deranged gay wizard
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
vigorous university internal respiration
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
Lemon Doobsian Property Sneaky Criminal
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
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  06/03/19
oh no
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LOL
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  03/16/20
JFC
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  03/19/20
Update?
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  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
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...
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...
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...
Chest-beating marvelous incel
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
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  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
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Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
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Cr
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What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
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...
vermilion tanning salon
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Y-...Yes?
demanding soul-stirring piazza
  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
Stimulating out-of-control hunting ground chapel
  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
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...
Well-lubricated Umber Senate Doctorate
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
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  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
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you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
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  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
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  01/26/16
Lmfao
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  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
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...
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...
Deranged gay wizard
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
insanely creepy newt school
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Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
180 Ungodly Milk Background Story
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...
high-end juggernaut
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...
Bearded violent field
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"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
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cr this is poetry
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glassy galvanic hominid
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*applause*
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All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
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recommending their own IVF doctors
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Describe
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8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
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Dashing stage
  01/26/16
Please be flame
Deranged gay wizard
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
talented flesh brunch turdskin
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
Racy anal dog poop
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
talented flesh brunch turdskin
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
aromatic hall
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
Territorial diverse locale multi-billionaire
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
talented flesh brunch turdskin
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
chartreuse sadistic stag film really tough guy
  01/26/16
Fuck
aromatic hall
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
Chest-beating marvelous incel
  01/26/16
cq's!
Slimy electric mother
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
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  01/26/16
...
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glassy galvanic hominid
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Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
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  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
insanely creepy newt school
  01/26/16
except for your autism
Cobalt Confused Queen Of The Night Boiling Water
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...
Deranged gay wizard
  01/26/16
...
provocative silver bawdyhouse dragon
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She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
insanely creepy newt school
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
Dashing stage
  01/26/16
...
Territorial diverse locale multi-billionaire
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LOL fair
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tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
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...
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Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
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Obeezy’s recent past*
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...
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...
wild chad
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37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
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Author: azure black woman

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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: citrine spectacular keepsake machete water buffalo

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Dashing stage

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

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This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: Deranged gay wizard

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: Pearly preventive strike garrison

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29679796)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:00 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
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Date: January 30th, 2016 3:41 PM
Author: hairraiser station

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Brindle corn cake scourge upon the earth

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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: Slimy electric mother

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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: cream aphrodisiac house

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Author: free-loading orchestra pit

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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
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Author: Outnumbered Shaky Wrinkle Forum

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Author: Comical Sex Offender Church

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32818287)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: glassy galvanic hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32833822)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: floppy gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32973645)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: ivory vibrant giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#33450428)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Dark step-uncle's house weed whacker

180 existential horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: aromatic hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34542976)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: Walnut sickened fanboi

mother of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: Mind-boggling location haunted graveyard

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: overrated mauve degenerate ape

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Harsh Ebony Plaza Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#35011307)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: filthy gold bbw place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: provocative silver bawdyhouse dragon

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: beady-eyed ruddy useless brakes regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#35446902)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: Smoky base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#37605660)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: Sapphire big cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#43182498)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Fragrant Partner

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#49136987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Yellow theatre french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#49481263)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: Cobalt Confused Queen Of The Night Boiling Water

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: ruby underhanded organic girlfriend lettuce

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: red startled stain

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: bull headed hissy fit digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Brass bespoke heaven roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: coiffed trailer park

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Slimy electric mother

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: coiffed trailer park

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Slimy electric mother

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: coiffed trailer park

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Deranged gay wizard

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: Slimy electric mother

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Deranged gay wizard

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: insanely creepy newt school

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Slimy electric mother

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: coiffed trailer park

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: Dashing stage

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: coiffed trailer park

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Dashing stage

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: coiffed trailer park

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: bull headed hissy fit digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: Excitant ticket booth persian

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: misunderstood genital piercing

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: Onyx locus azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: Deranged gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: Translucent narrow-minded mad-dog skullcap lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: vigorous university internal respiration

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: provocative silver bawdyhouse dragon

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: Slimy electric mother

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: vivacious cordovan corner

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Slimy electric mother

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Irradiated cruise ship

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: coiffed trailer park

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Dashing stage

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Slimy electric mother

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Deranged gay wizard

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: Cracking trust fund laser beams

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: coiffed trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Slimy electric mother

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: coiffed trailer park

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: Kink-friendly blue twinkling uncleanness

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: lascivious library brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: heady deer antler

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: heady deer antler

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: coiffed trailer park

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: heady deer antler

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Slimy electric mother

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: heady deer antler

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Slimy electric mother

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: heady deer antler

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Deranged gay wizard

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: coiffed trailer park

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Slimy electric mother

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: coiffed trailer park

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: internet-worthy flickering theater stage karate

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Deranged gay wizard

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Racy anal dog poop

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: Deranged gay wizard

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Slimy electric mother

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: Bearded violent field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: lascivious library brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#35012399)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: Sticky Parlour Depressive

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: coiffed trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680764)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: supple learning disabled toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: chartreuse sadistic stag film really tough guy

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Excitant ticket booth persian

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Titillating effete abode athletic conference

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: Zombie-like fat ankles market

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: Deranged gay wizard

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: vigorous university internal respiration

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: Lemon Doobsian Property Sneaky Criminal

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: clear hyperventilating school cafeteria people who are hurt

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: charcoal insane ratface indian lodge

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: Angry blood rage area

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: Translucent narrow-minded mad-dog skullcap lay

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: Aquamarine point cuckold

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: supple learning disabled toaster

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
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Author: Copper site

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Author: Deranged gay wizard

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: demanding soul-stirring piazza

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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: sepia idiot

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Irradiated cruise ship

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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: talented flesh brunch turdskin

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: talented flesh brunch turdskin

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Author: Deranged gay wizard

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: talented flesh brunch turdskin

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: talented flesh brunch turdskin

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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: aromatic hall

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Territorial diverse locale multi-billionaire

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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: talented flesh brunch turdskin

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For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
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Author: aromatic hall

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: Chest-beating marvelous incel

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: insanely creepy newt school

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: talented flesh brunch turdskin

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: Bearded violent field

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: talented flesh brunch turdskin

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: talented flesh brunch turdskin

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: chestnut box office philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: Copper site

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: talented flesh brunch turdskin

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: Deranged gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Racy anal dog poop

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: talented flesh brunch turdskin

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Racy anal dog poop

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Copper site

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Racy anal dog poop

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: talented flesh brunch turdskin

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: navy hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: nubile principal's office kitty cat

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Plum old irish cottage

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: aromatic hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: 180 Ungodly Milk Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Dashing stage

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: Chest-beating marvelous incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Umber Senate Doctorate

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: Magical rehab gaming laptop

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: multi-colored white set yarmulke

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: Violent dilemma personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: aromatic hall

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: talented flesh brunch turdskin

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: nubile principal's office kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: nubile principal's office kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: chartreuse sadistic stag film really tough guy

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: talented flesh brunch turdskin

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: chartreuse sadistic stag film really tough guy

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: talented flesh brunch turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: talented flesh brunch turdskin

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: chartreuse sadistic stag film really tough guy

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: talented flesh brunch turdskin

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: chartreuse sadistic stag film really tough guy

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: talented flesh brunch turdskin

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: chartreuse sadistic stag film really tough guy

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: Deranged gay wizard

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Bearded violent field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: Irradiated cruise ship

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: exhilarant gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: Territorial diverse locale multi-billionaire

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: chartreuse sadistic stag film really tough guy

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: Territorial diverse locale multi-billionaire

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: chartreuse sadistic stag film really tough guy

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Territorial diverse locale multi-billionaire

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: chartreuse sadistic stag film really tough guy

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Territorial diverse locale multi-billionaire

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: chartreuse sadistic stag film really tough guy

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: Light godawful home

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: chartreuse sadistic stag film really tough guy

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: Light godawful home

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: Slimy electric mother

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: chartreuse sadistic stag film really tough guy

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: Territorial diverse locale multi-billionaire

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: chartreuse sadistic stag film really tough guy

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: insanely creepy newt school

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: chartreuse sadistic stag film really tough guy

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: Territorial diverse locale multi-billionaire

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: chartreuse sadistic stag film really tough guy

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Slimy electric mother

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: laughsome selfie shrine

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Plum old irish cottage

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: red startled stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: Wonderful Peach Ladyboy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: bull headed hissy fit digit ratio

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: Deranged gay wizard

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Chest-beating marvelous incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: cream aphrodisiac house

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: hyperactive mexican

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: bull headed hissy fit digit ratio

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: talented flesh brunch turdskin

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: hyperactive mexican

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: navy hairy legs

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Irradiated cruise ship

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: Bearded violent field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: coiffed trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: sable mood stage

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: exhilarant gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29710038)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: Outnumbered Shaky Wrinkle Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29719332)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: Bearded violent field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: Slippery swashbuckling pozpig

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: Deranged gay wizard

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Aquamarine point cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Bearded violent field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: appetizing volcanic crater

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: bull headed hissy fit digit ratio



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Deranged gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#31509721)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: Deranged gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#29980741)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Racy anal dog poop



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: floppy gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#30201798)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Copper site

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: Aquamarine point cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: Bearded violent field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Deranged gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author:  pink jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: Racy anal dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: Chest-beating marvelous incel

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: Slimy electric mother

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Deranged gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: hyperactive mexican

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: Outnumbered Shaky Wrinkle Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: bronze trump supporter prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: Chest-beating marvelous incel

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Deranged gay wizard

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: pea-brained wine rigpig boistinker

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: vigorous university internal respiration

...

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: Deranged gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: appetizing volcanic crater

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author:  misanthropic

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: 180 Ungodly Milk Background Story



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: Deranged gay wizard



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: Racy anal dog poop



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: glassy galvanic hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: Outnumbered Shaky Wrinkle Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: Lavender antidepressant drug

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author:  death wish

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: Translucent narrow-minded mad-dog skullcap lay

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: Impertinent macaca



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: sable mood stage



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: saffron ceo

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: Translucent narrow-minded mad-dog skullcap lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: Talking community account

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: Mewling know-it-all police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Racy anal dog poop



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: aromatic hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: Chest-beating marvelous incel

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Harsh Ebony Plaza Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: painfully honest mad cow disease

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: Deranged gay wizard

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: painfully honest mad cow disease

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: bronze trump supporter prole

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: 

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: coiffed trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: aromatic hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: Deranged gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: zippy tattoo shitlib

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Deranged gay wizard

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: Henna Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: aromatic hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Deranged gay wizard

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Chest-beating marvelous incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author:  misanthropic

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Deranged gay wizard

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Chest-beating marvelous incel

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: very tactful fluffy boltzmann

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: Light godawful home

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: wild chad

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: wild chad

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: Copper site

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: wild chad

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: aromatic hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author: Arrogant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: Harsh Ebony Plaza Alpha

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author: wild chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: wild chad

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: Deranged gay wizard

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author:  goal in life

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: Deranged gay wizard

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: Chest-beating marvelous incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: free-loading orchestra pit

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: wild chad

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: 180 Ungodly Milk Background Story



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: wild chad

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: wild chad



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: slate legend kitty

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author: Nofapping dysfunction

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author: slate legend kitty

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author: slate legend kitty



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author: Irate Cumskin



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
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Author: Copper site



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: Chest-beating marvelous incel



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: Copper site

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#44136160)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: Racy anal dog poop



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: Aquamarine point cuckold



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author: 

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#46930507)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: Slap-happy

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#46931020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Deranged gay wizard



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: aromatic hall



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Author: Aquamarine point cuckold



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Ozzie Canseco



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#49547993)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#49547997)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Rakeokc@mail.com

Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id#49548061)