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Worse: Dabbing grease off pizza or cutting burger in half?

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Cruel-hearted Roast Beef
  07/09/12
Equally retarded
Lake elastic band
  08/10/22
Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is p...
disturbing kitty cat hell
  07/09/12
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Ruby Mildly Autistic Pozpig
  07/09/12
I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm...
Contagious ebony shrine
  07/09/12
Are you male?
Cruel-hearted Roast Beef
  07/09/12
yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cu...
Contagious ebony shrine
  07/09/12
Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ...
Cruel-hearted Roast Beef
  07/09/12
lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'...
Contagious ebony shrine
  07/09/12
do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes...
Know-it-all ultramarine plaza deer antler
  07/09/12
No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.
Cruel-hearted Roast Beef
  07/09/12
but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to...
Know-it-all ultramarine plaza deer antler
  07/09/12
In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonst...
Cruel-hearted Roast Beef
  07/09/12
sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half...
Exciting black woman
  07/09/12
>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in ...
Cruel-hearted Roast Beef
  07/09/12
they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off...
Exciting black woman
  07/09/12
Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teasp...
Cruel-hearted Roast Beef
  07/09/12
not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is sprea...
Exciting black woman
  07/09/12
i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon
Adventurous potus
  07/09/12
I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my ex...
Cruel-hearted Roast Beef
  07/09/12
ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease
rose kitchen
  07/09/12
Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.
Cruel-hearted Roast Beef
  07/09/12
sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully...
transparent field jap
  07/09/12
Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.
Excitant feces milk
  07/09/12
cutting burger in half isn't even that bad
Blue shivering tank bawdyhouse
  07/09/12
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Ruby Mildly Autistic Pozpig
  07/09/12
Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want ...
Contagious ebony shrine
  07/09/12
(guy who does both)
Cruel-hearted Roast Beef
  07/09/12
stfu
Blue shivering tank bawdyhouse
  07/09/12
180
Ocher galvanic pistol stage
  07/09/12
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Aphrodisiac Coffee Pot Genital Piercing
  07/13/12
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yellow university double fault
  03/04/25
When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sou...
Appetizing Pea-brained Lodge
  07/09/12
What about other burgers?
Cruel-hearted Roast Beef
  07/09/12
The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). ...
Appetizing Pea-brained Lodge
  07/09/12
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Sable narrow-minded regret sweet tailpipe
  07/04/19
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Ruby Mildly Autistic Pozpig
  07/13/12
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Sable narrow-minded regret sweet tailpipe
  07/04/19
I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.
Fiercely-loyal sepia mad cow disease indian lodge
  07/04/19
cr both are fine
purple sticky station
  07/04/19
Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's ...
spruce set sandwich
  07/04/19
Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime Also you migh...
purple sticky station
  07/04/19
Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were ...
Bronze Sound Barrier
  03/04/25
lol kike
yellow university double fault
  03/04/25
This is how civilized gentlemen eat.
motley cumskin rigor
  07/04/19
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chartreuse sexy principal's office
  08/10/22
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mewling 180 reading party
  07/24/24
Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?
Titillating nubile menage
  07/24/24
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razzmatazz impertinent generalized bond
  09/22/24
i dont eat either because im not a slob
abnormal ticket booth
  09/22/24
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Bronze Sound Barrier
  03/04/25
Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in...
Fighting passionate really tough guy famous landscape painting
  03/04/25
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learn to benchod
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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:12 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Roast Beef



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:16 PM
Author: Lake elastic band

Equally retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#44994540)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: disturbing kitty cat hell

Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is probably worse. Cutting the burger can just aid in the consumption; it doesn't change the flavor and consistency of the food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048462)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: Ruby Mildly Autistic Pozpig



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:14 PM
Author: Contagious ebony shrine

I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm at a decent joint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048465)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Roast Beef

Are you male?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048471)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: Contagious ebony shrine

yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cutting in half is a pretty good solution to the problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048480)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:20 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Roast Beef

Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ and there are, say, 1/4 pound burgers, are you cutting them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048495)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: Contagious ebony shrine

lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'll just down it.

But if I'm at a bistro taking charge of a delicious kobe beef burger, I cut that motherfucker in half

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048499)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: Know-it-all ultramarine plaza deer antler

do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes, then grease off pie; if no, then 2 halves of one burger equals said burger whole. QED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048473)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Roast Beef

No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048488)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:21 PM
Author: Know-it-all ultramarine plaza deer antler

but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to dabbing of the cheese oil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048498)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Roast Beef

In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonstrably colder when you get to it than it would had you kept it whole. Though the question is really more about your threshold for daintiness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048502)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:17 PM
Author: Exciting black woman

sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half. also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048484)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:27 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Roast Beef

>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half.

Or else what?

>also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

Yes, but no one only eats "good" pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048524)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: Exciting black woman

they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off.

i eat good pizza all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048576)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Roast Beef

Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teaspoon or so of grease accumulates on the surface?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048581)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: Exciting black woman

not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is spread evenly over the cheese and doesn't gather in puddles. so it makes no sense to sop it up. if i saw a large puddle of grease on my pizza i would sop it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048603)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: Adventurous potus

i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048490)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:23 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Roast Beef

I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my experience it's one of those things everyone else at the table kind of stops and watches for a couple of seconds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048511)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:30 PM
Author: rose kitchen

ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048536)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:32 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Roast Beef

Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048550)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: transparent field jap

sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully i think i should have cut my burger in half. I never wish i was a pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048639)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:36 PM
Author: Excitant feces milk

Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048755)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:37 PM
Author: Blue shivering tank bawdyhouse

cutting burger in half isn't even that bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048764)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: Ruby Mildly Autistic Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048788)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:38 PM
Author: Contagious ebony shrine

Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want to cut their burgers in 1/2 or dab their pizza, how the fuck does it affect you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048765)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Roast Beef

(guy who does both)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048771)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:43 PM
Author: Blue shivering tank bawdyhouse

stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048786)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:47 PM
Author: Ocher galvanic pistol stage

180

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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:21 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Coffee Pot Genital Piercing



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: yellow university double fault



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: Appetizing Pea-brained Lodge

When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sourdough jack to be cut in half.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048794)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Roast Beef

What about other burgers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048798)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: Appetizing Pea-brained Lodge

The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). I could go to town on the tacos though brother. 180 all around with those tacos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21048818)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:28 PM
Author: Sable narrow-minded regret sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#38483225)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:20 AM
Author: Ruby Mildly Autistic Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#21074852)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: Sable narrow-minded regret sweet tailpipe



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal sepia mad cow disease indian lodge

I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#38483223)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: purple sticky station

cr both are fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#38483243)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:39 PM
Author: spruce set sandwich

Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's not like it makes it thinner or easier to bite into. Often, cutting it just makes it easier for everything to slip out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#38483262)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:41 PM
Author: purple sticky station

Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime

Also you might want to save the other half after eating half #1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#38483266)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Bronze Sound Barrier

Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were when first served.

should never be “saved” under any circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#48714210)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: yellow university double fault

lol kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#48714213)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: motley cumskin rigor

This is how civilized gentlemen eat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#38483284)



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:15 PM
Author: chartreuse sexy principal's office



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:12 PM
Author: mewling 180 reading party



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:13 PM
Author: Titillating nubile menage

Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?

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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: razzmatazz impertinent generalized bond



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: abnormal ticket booth

i dont eat either because im not a slob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#48119829)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:40 PM
Author: Bronze Sound Barrier



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Date: March 4th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: Fighting passionate really tough guy famous landscape painting

Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in half is ridiculously feminine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id#48714418)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 3:05 PM
Author: learn to benchod



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