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IT guy is definitely blaming the Procurement guy right now
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"We only got one bid and exec told us to get it done AS...
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"Hello Abdul, I am transferring you to our manager Jite...
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Bright Crackhouse Brethren
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xo operating 40 IQ points below the people who are having th...
bossy gaming laptop
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Poor guy already had to take a job at Hez after getting cann...
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PIP coming, no doubt about it
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Cracking National Security Agency
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The last thing anyone is doing is firing the IT guys. It's a...
bossy gaming laptop
  09/18/24
True. In corporate America his boss is dead and he is getti...
Cracking National Security Agency
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1. He didn't fuck this up. 2. They need him to fix it. He...
bossy gaming laptop
  09/18/24
The person who acquired the pagers did nothing wrong?
Cracking National Security Agency
  09/18/24
The IT guy has better things to do than go shopping. If you ...
bossy gaming laptop
  09/18/24
Yeah imagine being the guy they ask to fix this shit. I woul...
bossy gaming laptop
  09/18/24
how the fuck does iran not have the ability to produce short...
Maniacal business firm
  09/18/24
Bet your ass a lot of countries are going to want to make th...
bossy gaming laptop
  09/18/24
wait, I can think of a solution
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  09/18/24
Put Bezos and Musk in charge? I'd rather buy an Iranian phon...
bossy gaming laptop
  09/18/24
another type of solution
Maniacal business firm
  09/18/24
We don’t need temporary fixes
Cracking National Security Agency
  09/18/24
If we get them all, it wont be temp
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  09/19/24
Please join this month’s 360 blameless incident review...
aromatic address
  09/18/24
The blame is on Israel. Why would there be any internal fing...
bossy gaming laptop
  09/18/24
WHOOOOOSH!!!!!
Cracking National Security Agency
  09/18/24
TYFT I'm always happy as fuck to learn I'm the stupid one.
bossy gaming laptop
  09/18/24
Imagine being Israel's IT guy.
bossy gaming laptop
  09/18/24
Hamas' Head of IT probably getting approached by Hezbollah n...
House-broken Brilliant Coldplay Fan Plaza
  09/19/24
Why wouldn't China offer to help, mossadcuck?
bossy gaming laptop
  09/19/24
increase your IQ please
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lol@ blown out mossadcucks. You got nuthin but recycled gene...
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Cracking National Security Agency
  09/19/24
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Cracking National Security Agency
  09/19/24
u poasted the wrong link
bossy gaming laptop
  09/19/24
Bro, how dumb are you, for real?
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How many actual IT jerbs have u worked? It's zero.
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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: Cracking National Security Agency



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:07 AM
Author: Cream Violent Church Building



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: Cream Violent Church Building

"Hey boss, what's this Friday meeting you've scheduled in the basement?"

"Just a small going away party, my friend"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48103447)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: Cracking National Security Agency



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: awkward cerebral resort lettuce

IT guy is definitely blaming the Procurement guy right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48103452)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: deep amethyst bbw base



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: Lavender up-to-no-good box office sex offender



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: Claret theater



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: Cracking National Security Agency

“I have a long relationship with this supplier.”

The supplier: https://images.app.goo.gl/FEqE3jTj993P9KUw6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48103875)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: drunken coral stage pisswyrm



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:19 PM
Author: rebellious green brunch

"We only got one bid and exec told us to get it done ASAP."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48103926)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:06 AM
Author: lake dog poop



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: big windowlicker garrison



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:11 PM
Author: Bright Crackhouse Brethren

Hezzies yelling at Indian tech support, asks to be escalated to tier 2 support.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48103872)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: Crystalline reading party



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:23 PM
Author: Racy Violent Organic Girlfriend Parlour

"Hello Abdul, I am transferring you to our manager Jitender, mean Johnny... plz kindly hold saar"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48103955)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:50 PM
Author: Bright Crackhouse Brethren



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: bossy gaming laptop

xo operating 40 IQ points below the people who are having this actual conversation. What a shame. What a surprise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48106523)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:14 PM
Author: Mind-boggling iridescent center

Poor guy already had to take a job at Hez after getting canned as Apple's Chief of Security after the Fappening, and now this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48103894)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:20 PM
Author: big windowlicker garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48103931)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: bonkers passionate nowag pervert



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: House-broken Brilliant Coldplay Fan Plaza

PIP coming, no doubt about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48104428)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:44 PM
Author: Cracking National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48106716)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: bossy gaming laptop

The last thing anyone is doing is firing the IT guys. It's absurd how fucking naive some of you people are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48106721)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:48 PM
Author: Cracking National Security Agency

True. In corporate America his boss is dead and he is getting promoted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48106734)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:49 PM
Author: bossy gaming laptop

1. He didn't fuck this up.

2. They need him to fix it. He's the most valuable man in Lebanon.

That's how things work in the real world, not in the fever dreams of Mossadcucks ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48106740)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: Cracking National Security Agency

The person who acquired the pagers did nothing wrong?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48106826)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: bossy gaming laptop

The IT guy has better things to do than go shopping. If you order some shit from Amazon and UPS delivers a bomb to your door, do you blame yourself?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48106829)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:52 PM
Author: bossy gaming laptop

Yeah imagine being the guy they ask to fix this shit. I would order all radios direct from Russia and China

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48106483)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: Maniacal business firm

how the fuck does iran not have the ability to produce short range radios and pagers? they are cut off as fuck and trusting the Taiwanese not to fuck them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48106494)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:59 PM
Author: bossy gaming laptop

Bet your ass a lot of countries are going to want to make their own shit after this. Israel made all 10 billion people on earth afraid of their own phones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48106512)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:05 PM
Author: Maniacal business firm

wait, I can think of a solution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48106535)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:07 PM
Author: bossy gaming laptop

Put Bezos and Musk in charge? I'd rather buy an Iranian phone even if I have to smuggle it illegally in my luggage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48106542)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:07 PM
Author: Maniacal business firm

another type of solution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48106545)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: Cracking National Security Agency

We don’t need temporary fixes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48106720)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: tantric locale sneaky criminal

If we get them all, it wont be temp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48108667)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:04 PM
Author: aromatic address

Please join this month’s 360 blameless incident review meeting as we discuss best practices and guidelines related to vendor sourcing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48106528)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:05 PM
Author: bossy gaming laptop

The blame is on Israel. Why would there be any internal fingerpointing within Hezbollah?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48106533)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: Cracking National Security Agency

WHOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48106723)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: bossy gaming laptop

TYFT I'm always happy as fuck to learn I'm the stupid one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48106727)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:48 PM
Author: bossy gaming laptop

Imagine being Israel's IT guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48106732)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:04 AM
Author: House-broken Brilliant Coldplay Fan Plaza

Hamas' Head of IT probably getting approached by Hezbollah now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48108444)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:05 AM
Author: bossy gaming laptop

Why wouldn't China offer to help, mossadcuck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48108452)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: House-broken Brilliant Coldplay Fan Plaza

increase your IQ please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48108660)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: bossy gaming laptop

lol@ blown out mossadcucks. You got nuthin but recycled generic insults. Keep going \'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48108680)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:05 AM
Author: Cracking National Security Agency

Great relocation package, revenue share, only two days required in office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48108456)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: House-broken Brilliant Coldplay Fan Plaza

exactly, starting to think it may be him behind all of this 3D chess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48108658)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:38 PM
Author: Cracking National Security Agency

He just updated his LinkedIn: https://x.com/cremieuxrecueil/status/1836517946769969492

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48110413)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:41 PM
Author: bossy gaming laptop

u poasted the wrong link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48110427)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:43 PM
Author: Cracking National Security Agency

Bro, how dumb are you, for real?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48110432)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:21 PM
Author: bossy gaming laptop

How many actual IT jerbs have u worked? It's zero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48111463)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:20 PM
Author: House-broken Brilliant Coldplay Fan Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#48111457)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: A Dick is Not Dispositive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id#49340186)