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Trump: "Open the Fuckin’ Strait. Praise be to Allah"

LoL he's totally furked Tuesday will be Power Plant Day...
pink floppy azn multi-billionaire
  04/05/26
Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.
Maize Supple Coldplay Fan Menage
  04/05/26
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Filthy curious hospital tattoo
  04/05/26
No, Birdshit
pink floppy azn multi-billionaire
  04/05/26
Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit ...
pink floppy azn multi-billionaire
  04/05/26
It's going to work. Just wait.
Maize Supple Coldplay Fan Menage
  04/05/26
No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS
Hello, World!
  04/05/26
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  04/05/26
Lol
Sticky big market
  04/05/26
how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump
Hairraiser chapel people who are hurt
  04/05/26
imagine if kamala said this
pink floppy azn multi-billionaire
  04/05/26
ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I...
Hairraiser chapel people who are hurt
  04/05/26
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Maize Supple Coldplay Fan Menage
  04/05/26
whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay
dashing stag film sandwich
  04/05/26
wait two weeks
Filthy curious hospital tattoo
  04/05/26
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  04/06/26
lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan. ...
Talented sable haunted graveyard
  04/05/26
Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be...
vibrant cowardly travel guidebook useless brakes
  04/05/26
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rough-skinned titillating digit ratio
  04/05/26
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Aquamarine hideous dog poop
  04/05/26
Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out o...
coral arrogant corner death wish
  04/05/26
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Thriller crackhouse mother
  04/05/26
rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and...
AZNgirl telling AZNmen Your Civilization Will Die
  04/05/26
what? try writing in english now?
\'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"
  04/05/26
Are men too emotional to be president?
dun mind-boggling internal respiration
  04/05/26
Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things ...
Fyre festival founder
  04/05/26
Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still ...
AI_concubine
  04/05/26
this is what we voted for amirite?
'"''"'''"
  04/05/26
yes, goyim, yes you did
;::;:;;::;;;;;::::
  04/06/26
Glad you found it funny Jew
Paralegal Marandi
  04/05/26
You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell
Fyre festival founder
  04/05/26
He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He ...
'"''"'''"
  04/05/26
Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piec...
Paralegal Marandi
  04/05/26
Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a...
Woah Cr friend!
  04/05/26
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Candy Ride
  04/05/26
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So we looked at the data
  04/05/26
We can open it any time we'd like, actually. It's not actua...
.,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,..,..,
  04/05/26
Lmao, cr What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughi...
Paralegal Marandi
  04/05/26
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Voodoo Child
  04/05/26
Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah bl...
Voodoo Child
  04/05/26
Open the fucken strait brah.
cooked unc
  04/05/26
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Candy Ride
  04/05/26
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Hello, World!
  04/06/26
crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that &quo...
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  04/05/26
Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in hon...
AZNgirl telling AZNmen Your Civilization Will Die
  04/05/26
On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so ...
.,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,..,..,
  04/05/26
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Paralegal Marandi
  04/05/26
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Trust If Aryan
  04/06/26
Pls respond
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  04/06/26
Is this related? https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941...
Hello, World!
  04/06/26
Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?
AZNgirl telling AZNmen Your Civilization Will Die
  04/12/26


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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: pink floppy azn multi-billionaire

LoL he's totally furked

Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell.

https://x.com/i/status/2040763128657371585

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795178)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: Maize Supple Coldplay Fan Menage

Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795180)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: Filthy curious hospital tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795194)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: pink floppy azn multi-billionaire

No, Birdshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795197)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: pink floppy azn multi-billionaire

Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit as if everyone will just give in... It's childish and lolzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795200)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: Maize Supple Coldplay Fan Menage

It's going to work. Just wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795265)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Hello, World!

No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49796535)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49796537)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: Sticky big market

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795246)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: Hairraiser chapel people who are hurt

how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795268)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: pink floppy azn multi-billionaire

imagine if kamala said this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795280)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: Hairraiser chapel people who are hurt

ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I knew God was on his side

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795281)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: Maize Supple Coldplay Fan Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795282)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: dashing stag film sandwich

whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795286)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: Filthy curious hospital tattoo

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795293)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: ,,,,....,..,...,....,.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49797946)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:13 AM
Author: Talented sable haunted graveyard

lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan.

watch: within a year US will threaten the straits of malacca.

panama, venezuela, hormuz. one is just a headline. three is a pattern forming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795292)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: vibrant cowardly travel guidebook useless brakes

Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be longer and browner overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795328)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: rough-skinned titillating digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795332)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: Aquamarine hideous dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795297)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: coral arrogant corner death wish

Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out on Ukrainian infrastructure - the right wingers in Russia have been pushing for this for 4 years, Putin deemed "too liberal" and holding back too much by the right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795305)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: Thriller crackhouse mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795307)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: AZNgirl telling AZNmen Your Civilization Will Die

rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and thinking things thru long term. Trump is a literal furking manchild 70 IQ if that who cannot think past his next BigMac

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795524)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: \'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"

what? try writing in english now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795776)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: dun mind-boggling internal respiration

Are men too emotional to be president?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795336)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: Fyre festival founder

Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things he’s ever said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795408)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: AI_concubine

Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still has the ability to make me question whether his post is real or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795487)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: '"''"'''"

this is what we voted for amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795530)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;::::

yes, goyim, yes you did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49796926)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Paralegal Marandi (Death, death to the IDF!)

Glad you found it funny Jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795564)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Fyre festival founder

You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795633)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: '"''"'''"

He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He won’t but he would go down in history as a Lincoln-like figure if he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795533)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Paralegal Marandi (Death, death to the IDF!)

Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piece of shit.

Didn’t he say we didn’t need the Strait?

The guy is not only crazy, he is completely senile. Never thought we’d cum to miss Joe Biden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795556)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Woah Cr friend!

Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a trend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795618)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Candy Ride



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795622)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: So we looked at the data



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795641)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: .,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,..,..,


We can open it any time we'd like, actually.

It's not actually closed, who would like us to escort you through it?

OK maybe it's closed, which of our international friends wants to help us open it?

OK you better open it up now or else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795652)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: Paralegal Marandi (Death, death to the IDF!)

Lmao, cr

What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughing at him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49796079)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49796543)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49796542)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: Voodoo Child



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795718)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: Voodoo Child

Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah blah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795719)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: cooked unc

Open the fucken strait brah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795615)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Candy Ride



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49796384)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Hello, World!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49797930)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that "we will open the Strait of Hormuz the day that Trump praises Allah!" and Trump is trolling them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795664)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: AZNgirl telling AZNmen Your Civilization Will Die

Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in honor of Trump's peace making. The island will be renamed Epstein island

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795721)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: .,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,..,..,


On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so they won't expose me a kiddy rapist. Allahu Akbar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795730)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: Paralegal Marandi (Death, death to the IDF!)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49796080)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: Trust If Aryan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49798055)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


Pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49796904)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Hello, World!

Is this related?

https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941683937580?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49797966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: AZNgirl telling AZNmen Your Civilization Will Die

Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49812165)