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HYPO: $1m for each year of state prison. How many years do you do?
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Date: April 13th, 2021 3:50 PM Author: Geriatric topaz home elastic band Your life is exactly your current life. You are offered $1m tax free to go to state prison and you get to decide how many years you get. In all other aspects you will be a normal prisoner with no special perks. How many years do you go down for? |
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Date: April 13th, 2021 6:40 PM Author: mewling clown property 0 this is fucking stupid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2...id#42273983) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2024 6:58 PM Author: Slippery Theater Stage Selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2...id#48040815) |
Date: April 13th, 2021 3:51 PM Author: Lavender violent half-breed theatre Do I suffer social and professional repercussions like a normal criminal would if I do this? If no, I'd probably crank out 5 years. Spend some time getting in shape and getting some reading done while counting on my family and friends to visit me and send me money so I can buy stuff from the commissary/smugglers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2...id#42272697) |
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Date: April 13th, 2021 3:53 PM Author: Geriatric topaz home elastic band The consequences are exactly what they would be in real life now. Let’s say it’s for something non violent like tax fraud. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2...id#42272713) |
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Date: April 13th, 2021 4:16 PM Author: Lavender violent half-breed theatre Then no. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2...id#42272872) |
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Date: April 13th, 2021 3:51 PM Author: Slate exhilarant library If I sold everything I could do two I think (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2...id#42272700) |
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Date: April 13th, 2021 3:54 PM Author: Geriatric topaz home elastic band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2...id#42272715) |
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Date: April 13th, 2021 3:52 PM Author: federal henna gay wizard area Zero. I make more than that each year now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2...id#42272702) |
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Date: April 13th, 2021 3:54 PM Author: Ruddy school cafeteria stain you could still work remotely from jail (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2...id#42272719) |
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Date: April 13th, 2021 3:56 PM Author: Autistic dopamine business firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2...id#42272728) |
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Date: April 13th, 2021 3:56 PM Author: Fluffy pearly crotch french chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2...id#42272730) |
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Date: April 13th, 2021 3:57 PM Author: Geriatric topaz home elastic band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2...id#42272735) |
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Date: April 13th, 2021 3:58 PM Author: Sienna cracking brunch yarmulke *Cravath partner delicately explaining to Apollo Global asst GC why certain billable entries for Project Orion have "Arkansas Department of Corrections - GRIMES Unit" in geographic field* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2...id#42272752) |
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Date: April 13th, 2021 4:09 PM Author: Titillating bull headed twinkling uncleanness locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2...id#42272816) |
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Date: April 13th, 2021 4:09 PM Author: fighting pink deer antler parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2...id#42272820) |
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Date: April 13th, 2021 4:10 PM Author: federal henna gay wizard area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2...id#42272826) |
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Date: April 13th, 2021 4:11 PM Author: opaque party of the first part lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2...id#42272828) |
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Date: April 13th, 2021 4:13 PM Author: fighting pink deer antler parlor "Ordinarily, you know, we would recruit our associates from FPC Pensacola. I know Arkansas Department of Corrections is not ranked as highly, but this is a rockstar associate. Top of his class and the deepest anal cavity in the cell block." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2...id#42272849) |
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Date: April 13th, 2021 4:16 PM Author: Fluffy pearly crotch french chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2...id#42272868) |
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Date: April 13th, 2021 4:20 PM Author: Autistic dopamine business firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2...id#42272905) |
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Date: April 13th, 2021 5:20 PM Author: Carnelian Floppy Gas Station Double Fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2...id#42273351) |
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Date: November 14th, 2024 4:26 PM Author: Aspie Pickup Line (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2...id#48338039) |
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Date: April 13th, 2021 4:16 PM Author: Fluffy pearly crotch french chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2...id#42272866) |
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Date: April 13th, 2021 3:55 PM Author: Ivory bateful shrine which state? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2...id#42272722) |
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Date: April 13th, 2021 3:55 PM Author: Geriatric topaz home elastic band Your state (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2...id#42272725) |
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Date: April 13th, 2021 3:57 PM Author: Ivory bateful shrine one year would be fine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2...id#42272737) |
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Date: April 13th, 2021 4:08 PM Author: fighting pink deer antler parlor State prison? No.
Minimum security federal work camp of my choosing? I'd do one year. |
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Date: April 13th, 2021 4:12 PM Author: opaque party of the first part lay Same. I’d be afraid of getting killed in state prison. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2...id#42272837) |
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Date: April 13th, 2021 4:16 PM Author: Ivory bateful shrine do you look like Michael Rapapport? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2...id#42272863) |
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Date: April 13th, 2021 4:10 PM Author: Titillating bull headed twinkling uncleanness locale 5 years is fine-- the five million, added to the three million I already have, should be enough assuming I never have kids. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2...id#42272822) |
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Date: April 13th, 2021 4:11 PM Author: Autistic dopamine business firm real value of this deal is like $1.05m taking into account room & board (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2...id#42272829) |
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Date: April 13th, 2021 4:13 PM Author: opaque party of the first part lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2...id#42272843) |
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Date: April 13th, 2021 4:13 PM Author: Titillating bull headed twinkling uncleanness locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2...id#42272845) |
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Date: April 13th, 2021 4:15 PM Author: Ivory bateful shrine minus inflation and opportunity costs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2...id#42272861) |
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Date: April 13th, 2021 4:13 PM Author: heady charcoal mood tanning salon People underestimate how bad life is in prison. It is far, far, far worse than the most miserable job/marriage.
So, zero.
What would be fair wages for 365 days of psych torture and likely physical and sexual abuse? Idk, but closer to 10M i think. Enough that your entire life is "made" |
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Date: April 13th, 2021 4:15 PM Author: Ivory bateful shrine I know a guy doing life in my state’s prison. he’s yoked af and has access to FB (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2...id#42272857) |
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Date: April 13th, 2021 4:15 PM Author: heady charcoal mood tanning salon i thought most prisons got rid of weights.
he jsut getting yoked doing burpees and pull-ups, or what |
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Date: April 13th, 2021 4:16 PM Author: Ivory bateful shrine idk but he’s azn so maybe it’s just his alpha gent his khan wolf genes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2...id#42272871) |
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Date: April 13th, 2021 4:19 PM Author: zombie-like exciting locus Pods generally sort themselves into LIFTERS and PLATES. The LIFTERS are the doods who want to get jacked. The PLATES are the littler doods who need protection. The LIFTERS use the PLATES as weights to do presses, squats, etc. In exchange, the LIFTERS protect the PLATES from harassment and abuse because they need their PLATES available in the gym not hiding in a cell or recovering in the infirmary. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2...id#42272895) |
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Date: April 13th, 2021 4:21 PM Author: Ivory bateful shrine Lmao is this for real? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2...id#42272918) |
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Date: April 13th, 2021 5:55 PM Author: zombie-like exciting locus Had a crim def client who was a highly regarded PLATE because his weight distribution was very even and it made him great for benching. He also had a pretty strong core to go rigid during the lifts. You'd think a twink like him would be getting his cheeks spread by every Jerome in the unit but he was actually highly regarded and could easily command favors from doods three times his size. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2...id#42273660) |
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Date: April 13th, 2021 5:58 PM Author: judgmental range mad cow disease What if you’re doughy and large and carrying an extra 150 pounds? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2...id#42273687) |
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Date: April 13th, 2021 6:01 PM Author: zombie-like exciting locus Sounds like you'd make a good Atlas Stone. Or somebody's bitch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2...id#42273715) |
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Date: April 13th, 2021 4:17 PM Author: Stimulating yapping faggotry If anyone found out about your deal, you would immediately be paying thousands/day for “protection” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2...id#42272873) |
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Date: April 13th, 2021 4:17 PM Author: Red tantric codepig stage This is a death sentence. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2...id#42272876) |
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Date: April 13th, 2021 4:17 PM Author: azure boiling water Throw in unlimited commissary and I do at least 20 years. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2...id#42272880) |
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Date: April 13th, 2021 4:26 PM Author: out-of-control toaster this is an easy 0 years for me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2...id#42272967) |
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Date: April 13th, 2021 4:26 PM Author: Autistic dopamine business firm what's the avg verdict for a wrongfully convicted guy who wins his lawsuit against cops/DA? I assume value of those cases is *way* less than $1M a year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2...id#42272973) |
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Date: April 13th, 2021 5:56 PM Author: judgmental range mad cow disease I’d sign up for the Michael Peterson Special—8.5 years in a North Carolina prison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2...id#42273671) |
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Date: April 13th, 2021 5:58 PM Author: chocolate community account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2...id#42273686) |
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Date: April 13th, 2021 6:40 PM Author: Ruddy school cafeteria stain buddy went to fed for 10 years, wrote a novel and got a $1m movie deal during his incarceration. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2...id#42273975) |
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Date: July 18th, 2021 5:57 PM Author: Slippery Theater Stage Selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2...id#42802332) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2024 9:12 AM Author: Slippery Theater Stage Selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4809789&forum_id=2...id#48042621) |