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Annnnnd this is why you never try to hook up with a coworker

We were joking about sex and then she said “everyone t...
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R u very masculine ? also girls like being treated poorly i ...
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Cr, she barely even had to push him into the trap.
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http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&fo...
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180
Mind-boggling cuckoldry sex offender
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Awkward
silver office chad
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You only legitimate defense is to fuck HR in your Monday mee...
dashing amethyst degenerate love of her life
  07/26/25
Fun fact: not HR but a girl on another department I fucked m...
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no condom, full explosion tp
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follow up with an offer to let her hold a phone pre-dialed t...
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Master Purchase Agreement
  07/27/25
she’s really upset (and confused) about your use of th...
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The only time I hooked up with a coworker it was entirely he...
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  07/26/25
that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
lavender odious theater
  07/26/25
This lmao. Why wife is fuming saying I “cheated”...
laughsome gas station
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I hooked up with a chick at work and when I tried to break i...
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The chick I talk about freshman year above we were super int...
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Hot
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Master Purchase Agreement
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“I think i can undo the damage if i text her about my ...
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More like me masturbating to her two months of complaining t...
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Be handsome Be attractive Dont be unattractive
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Tan senate quadroon
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I’m 6’7
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Your chats are being read by a fifty eight year old HR lawye...
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Why on earth would you ever put that in writing?
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  07/26/25
I’m horny as shit lol.
laughsome gas station
  07/26/25
You should have just paid for an escort.
painfully honest ticket booth
  07/26/25
Disgusting.
laughsome gas station
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You didn't get laid and are getting fired.
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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: laughsome gas station

We were joking about sex and then she said “everyone thinks we’re hooking up lmao”

I wrote “if we ever hooked up it would end you for other guys.”

She was like “lol what does that mean?”

I said “the shit I would do to you would ruin any other guys experience when you look at them with displeasure after having me.”

She went radio silence, reported me and I have a meeting at 10 am on Monday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49132868)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Transparent mentally impaired piazza preventive strike

R u very masculine ? also girls like being treated poorly i read it on intenret

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49133777)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: motley spruce azn church building

smooth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49132870)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: elite irradiated space factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49132928)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: painfully honest ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49133704)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: carnelian impressive immigrant corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49133741)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:02 PM
Author: I Listen to Porn Podcasts

Cr, she barely even had to push him into the trap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49134732)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: orange stirring clown volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49132875)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: Excitant lake menage international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49132881)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle address hairy legs

What kind of retard interacts with women at work except when absolutely necessary, and always with a third party witness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49132891)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: dashing amethyst degenerate love of her life

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132868

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49132921)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: Mind-boggling cuckoldry sex offender

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49132900)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: silver office chad

Awkward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49132923)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: dashing amethyst degenerate love of her life

You only legitimate defense is to fuck HR in your Monday meeting to prove that you would have ruined the initial co-worker for other guys. It's the only way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49132924)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: laughsome gas station

Fun fact: not HR but a girl on another department I fucked my freshman year of college. First girl I ever went no condom, full explosion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49132982)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: bateful frozen potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49133316)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:28 AM
Author: Master Purchase Agreement (No Future)

no condom, full explosion tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49134188)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: t3h P0aStEr oF d00m!!!!!!!! (gunneratttt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49134715)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: elite irradiated space factory reset button

follow up with an offer to let her hold a phone pre-dialed to 911 so that she feels safe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49132930)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:03 PM
Author: Boyish queen of the night internal respiration

Just text “IN MINECRAFT” right now to her and then show HR on Monday and all should be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49132950)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:28 AM
Author: Master Purchase Agreement (No Future)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49134186)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Tan senate quadroon

she’s really upset (and confused) about your use of the passive voice



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49132960)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: comical sick kitchen laser beams

The only time I hooked up with a coworker it was entirely her idea and she was fresh off a divorce. Recent divorcees are 180, they're seriously in need of male validation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49132961)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: lavender odious theater

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49132962)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: laughsome gas station

This lmao. Why wife is fuming saying I “cheated” I said I’m a scumbag but it’s not cheating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49132979)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Cobalt galvanic gunner locale

I hooked up with a chick at work and when I tried to break it off she faked a pregnancy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49132966)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: laughsome gas station

The chick I talk about freshman year above we were super into each other physically and she tossed her birth control out the window as part of foreplay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49132985)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: yellow old irish cottage turdskin

Hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49133017)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:28 AM
Author: Master Purchase Agreement (No Future)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49134189)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: snowy vivacious jap

“I think i can undo the damage if i text her about my neighbors masturbation habits” (doodiko

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49132987)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: laughsome gas station

More like me masturbating to her two months of complaining to me morning and night about her “dating experiences.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49132991)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: titillating honey-headed dilemma

Be handsome

Be attractive

Dont be unattractive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49133014)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:04 PM
Author: Tan senate quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49133033)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: laughsome gas station

I’m 6’7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49133039)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: mauve soul-stirring national

In the eyes of the law, sexual harassment must be REPEATED. You get one free shot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49133084)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:25 PM
Author: Iridescent 180 therapy mexican

Your chats are being read by a fifty eight year old HR lawyer with a sensible haircut and three cats. She's annotating them with definitions from Urban Dictionary (a real thing HR investigations do). Her sense of humor extends no further than season 4 of Cheers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49133676)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: laughsome gas station

Honestly I keep this job for the health insurance. I make her entire salary 4 individual days a week and lose her salary one day a week. I don’t care. I need to fuck this chick (yes the HR worker and the OP chick).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49133701)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:19 PM
Author: Iridescent 180 therapy mexican

The whole point of having wealth, if you’re a degenerate, is being unaccountable. If you’re loaded, why do you care about any of this? Or are you just content creating for us, in which case, 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49133853)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:20 PM
Author: laughsome gas station

Yeah it’s just flame. It me jm I’ve been running three different flames at any given time in the last 20 years. I’m house of worship today. Also “corporate deposition.” All from one account so switching gets confusing lol,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49133859)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: Master Purchase Agreement (No Future)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49134190)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:55 AM
Author: fulano



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49134211)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: lsd



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49134220)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:09 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49134574)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: t3h P0aStEr oF d00m!!!!!!!! (gunneratttt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49134720)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon

*tosses BC out the window*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49134849)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49137514)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: painfully honest ticket booth

Why on earth would you ever put that in writing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49133710)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: laughsome gas station

I’m horny as shit lol.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49133720)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: painfully honest ticket booth

You should have just paid for an escort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49133739)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:43 PM
Author: laughsome gas station

Disgusting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49133746)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: painfully honest ticket booth

You didn't get laid and are getting fired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49133784)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: laughsome gas station

I make this company $150 million a year I’m getting a slap on the wrist and they’ll probably convince the chick to fuck me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49133823)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:35 PM
Author: spectacular school

Peterman, the Flying J doesn’t recognize the chili dogs truckers eat after buttfucking you as revenue you generated, sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49133884)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


(Andy Byron)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49135379)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:41 AM
Author: brown eyes and i were tired ((zurich is stained))

I hooked up with a girl at work once. When I broke it off she tried to kill herself in the office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49134202)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: I Listen to Porn Podcasts

I said your BASS looks amazing in those PLANTS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2...id#49134738)