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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
Henna Trailer Park
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
Pearl public bath
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
Big-titted Stirring Death Wish Dingle Berry
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
Submissive Naked Cruise Ship Incel
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
Trip Tank Parlour
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
Henna Trailer Park
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
Trip Tank Parlour
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
Submissive Naked Cruise Ship Incel
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
Trip Tank Parlour
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
Submissive Naked Cruise Ship Incel
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
Trip Tank Parlour
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
Submissive Naked Cruise Ship Incel
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
Trip Tank Parlour
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
Henna Trailer Park
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
Trip Tank Parlour
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
Submissive Naked Cruise Ship Incel
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
Trip Tank Parlour
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
charcoal very tactful headpube
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
Trip Tank Parlour
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
charcoal very tactful headpube
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
Trip Tank Parlour
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
Multi-colored lay
  04/08/25
that's rude
Trip Tank Parlour
  04/08/25
...
Henna Trailer Park
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
cream partner
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
Submissive Naked Cruise Ship Incel
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
Arousing Field Ape
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
Trip Tank Parlour
  04/08/25
...
Henna Trailer Park
  04/08/25
...
Trip Tank Parlour
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
Henna Trailer Park
  04/09/25
...
Henna Trailer Park
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
Sable international law enforcement agency
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
underhanded aphrodisiac scourge upon the earth
  04/09/25
Ty
Trip Tank Parlour
  04/09/25
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Bearded New Version Stain
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
Big olive box office
  04/09/25
...
Trip Tank Parlour
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
slimy ebony principal's office
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
Trip Tank Parlour
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
Trip Tank Parlour
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
Soul-stirring piazza
  05/02/25
...
Trip Tank Parlour
  05/12/25
...
Trip Tank Parlour
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
Trip Tank Parlour
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
underhanded aphrodisiac scourge upon the earth
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
Trip Tank Parlour
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
charcoal very tactful headpube
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
Trip Tank Parlour
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
charcoal very tactful headpube
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
glassy hell
  06/03/25
...
Trip Tank Parlour
  06/26/25
OP?
Trip Tank Parlour
  06/27/25
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Trip Tank Parlour
  07/09/25
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chandler (retired)
  07/31/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Henna Trailer Park

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Pearl public bath

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Big-titted Stirring Death Wish Dingle Berry

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Submissive Naked Cruise Ship Incel

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Trip Tank Parlour

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Henna Trailer Park

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: Trip Tank Parlour

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Submissive Naked Cruise Ship Incel

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Trip Tank Parlour

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Submissive Naked Cruise Ship Incel

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Trip Tank Parlour

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Submissive Naked Cruise Ship Incel

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Trip Tank Parlour

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Henna Trailer Park

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Trip Tank Parlour

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Submissive Naked Cruise Ship Incel

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Trip Tank Parlour

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: charcoal very tactful headpube

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Trip Tank Parlour

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: charcoal very tactful headpube

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Trip Tank Parlour

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Multi-colored lay

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Trip Tank Parlour

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Henna Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: cream partner

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Submissive Naked Cruise Ship Incel

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Arousing Field Ape

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Trip Tank Parlour

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Henna Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Trip Tank Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: Henna Trailer Park

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Henna Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Sable international law enforcement agency

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: underhanded aphrodisiac scourge upon the earth

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: Trip Tank Parlour

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: Bearded New Version Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Big olive box office

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Trip Tank Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: slimy ebony principal's office

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Trip Tank Parlour

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Trip Tank Parlour

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: Soul-stirring piazza

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Trip Tank Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Trip Tank Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48951746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: Trip Tank Parlour

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: underhanded aphrodisiac scourge upon the earth

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Trip Tank Parlour

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: charcoal very tactful headpube

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Trip Tank Parlour

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: charcoal very tactful headpube

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: glassy hell

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: Trip Tank Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#49051261)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Trip Tank Parlour

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: Trip Tank Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#49087305)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: chandler (retired)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#49145215)