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What’s the best way to destroy or permanently hide murder evidence?
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Date: August 17th, 2024 7:40 PM Author: talented nighttime elastic band I mean physical shit like clothes, shoes, prints, entire corpse
Let’s assume cops will be doing a thorough search of suspects residence |
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Date: August 17th, 2024 9:11 PM Author: sick cuckoldry For clothes and shoes you need to incorporate them into your wardrobe. These are YOUR ratty shirts for when you’re working in the garage or doing yard work. Those shoes have ALWAYS had those weird stains on them, there was all kinds of gross shit being flung around at the frat house back in college and they probably got messed up way back then.
For the body, not flame, you need to eat it. With GPS tracking and all the dystopian surveillance we have today they absolutely will find any remote locations you try to dump it at and then you’re cooked. You need to butcher the body just like you would a deer, and then you need to get grilling. Consider hosting a community bbq if you can’t eat all of it yourself over a few days. Bones and teeth should be pulverized with a hammer and mixed into your whey protein powder.
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Date: August 17th, 2024 7:40 PM Author: pearly vivacious kitchen french chef You biglaw? Contact your firm's "fixer" and advise him of the situation. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5577963&forum_id=2...id#47977284) |
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Date: August 17th, 2024 7:42 PM Author: talented nighttime elastic band Hmm I’m actually unemployed atm
This is asking for a friend anyway in case that wasn’t clear enough |
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Date: August 17th, 2024 7:43 PM Author: pearly vivacious kitchen french chef Oh. Well is your friend employed in biglaw? If so, have that friend contact their firm's "fixer." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5577963&forum_id=2...id#47977301) |
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Date: August 17th, 2024 7:43 PM Author: carmine library blood rage Wilford Brimley was 43 during filming of The Firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5577963&forum_id=2...id#47977302) |
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Date: August 17th, 2024 7:41 PM Author: Onyx karate Fire pit using an accelerant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5577963&forum_id=2...id#47977288) |
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Date: August 17th, 2024 7:43 PM Author: talented nighttime elastic band I feel like I’ve heard of this not working, can’t place where exactly though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5577963&forum_id=2...id#47977299) |
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Date: August 17th, 2024 9:01 PM Author: Chrome Pit and wood chipper (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5577963&forum_id=2...id#47977487) |
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Date: August 17th, 2024 9:16 PM Author: mahogany cruel-hearted queen of the night spred dem dna around (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5577963&forum_id=2...id#47977536) |
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Date: August 17th, 2024 9:15 PM Author: Bistre pocket flask toilet seat What about the bones? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5577963&forum_id=2...id#47977532) |
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Date: August 17th, 2024 9:16 PM Author: mahogany cruel-hearted queen of the night Teeth won't burn at regular temps (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5577963&forum_id=2...id#47977535) |
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Date: August 17th, 2024 7:46 PM Author: Azure Space Scourge Upon The Earth just throw it in the trash somewhere (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5577963&forum_id=2...id#47977309) |
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Date: August 17th, 2024 7:49 PM Author: talented nighttime elastic band (Adriana covering for Matush) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5577963&forum_id=2...id#47977312) |
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Date: August 17th, 2024 9:18 PM Author: mahogany cruel-hearted queen of the night victim's piss and shit still detectable on upholstery even after u ran it through the washing machine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5577963&forum_id=2...id#47977543) |
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Date: August 17th, 2024 7:50 PM Author: Godawful casino the best info will ultimately come from the detectives and csi folks you’ll have to fool. call your local police station and see if they can give you any tips. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5577963&forum_id=2...id#47977317) |
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Date: August 17th, 2024 9:19 PM Author: mahogany cruel-hearted queen of the night They're experts on how to hide bodies from them. They would know. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5577963&forum_id=2...id#47977545) |
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Date: August 17th, 2024 8:20 PM Author: fear-inspiring autistic resort I advise you and your "friend," in the strongest terms, not to do a murder. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5577963&forum_id=2...id#47977387) |
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Date: August 17th, 2024 9:20 PM Author: mahogany cruel-hearted queen of the night It could have been a natural death, and the dead person could have consented to this, or even wanted it to be this way. What if they had secretly faked their own death 50 years ago and didn't want anyone to know? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5577963&forum_id=2...id#47977548) |
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Date: August 17th, 2024 8:28 PM Author: Wine Curious Site Partner Put all the incriminating evidence into the trunk of a car, drive the car into a small creek, jump out, run away. Not legal advice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5577963&forum_id=2...id#47977416) |
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Date: August 17th, 2024 8:51 PM Author: pearly vivacious kitchen french chef I did this and told them you're my attorney. They're calling you now, please pick up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5577963&forum_id=2...id#47977464) |
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Date: August 17th, 2024 9:26 PM Author: fear-inspiring autistic resort *the car rolls to a stop on the river rocks, water lapping at the hubcaps. you look at the mostly-exposed car, wondering if you should have picked a large creek, before sprinting away to grow a beard* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5577963&forum_id=2...id#47977566) |
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Date: August 17th, 2024 8:53 PM Author: Floppy Gas Station All evidence into a sturdy Patagonia bag. Throw in bleach and a 25lb bar bell. Lock bag with one of those luggage locks so it can’t come unzipped. Preferably rent a boat on a large lake or ocean. Throw bag into middle. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5577963&forum_id=2...id#47977470) |
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Date: August 17th, 2024 8:57 PM Author: pearly vivacious kitchen french chef (Patagonia salesman) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5577963&forum_id=2...id#47977477) |
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Date: August 17th, 2024 9:22 PM Author: mahogany cruel-hearted queen of the night The weights need to be securely attached to the body. heavy chains around the body will do it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5577963&forum_id=2...id#47977552) |
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Date: August 17th, 2024 8:59 PM Author: brilliant laughsome lay Most drug cartels like to have their victims dig their own graves. Just have them dig 8ft under and no one will ever find. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5577963&forum_id=2...id#47977482) |
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Date: August 17th, 2024 9:01 PM Author: carmine library blood rage how to dig graves fastly?? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5577963&forum_id=2...id#47977488) |
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Date: August 17th, 2024 11:02 PM Author: White cracking native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5577963&forum_id=2...id#47977845) |
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Date: August 17th, 2024 9:25 PM Author: mahogany cruel-hearted queen of the night If you're in the desert, that's like being in the ocean. You can't do that in a suburb. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5577963&forum_id=2...id#47977561) |
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Date: August 18th, 2024 5:25 PM Author: brilliant laughsome lay Even 50miles out of nyc u have deep forrests where nobody lives. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5577963&forum_id=2...id#47979785) |
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Date: August 18th, 2024 6:06 PM Author: mahogany cruel-hearted queen of the night Don't you want to go to bed every night for the rest of your life knowing the body will never be found? Even the slightest risk could start knawing at you at any time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5577963&forum_id=2...id#47979900) |
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Date: August 17th, 2024 9:00 PM Author: Ungodly translucent death wish the main thing seems to be avoid leaving dna where it shouldn't be, so if you murder a friend, for instance, it isn't a big deal for your dna to be in their place etc
assuming you can remove evidence from the crime scene in the first place the real key is to just not be a suspect for a couple of days, cops won't find a foot deep hole in the ground so long as they don't know to trace you to that spot and if they miss you on the first look over the case it goes cold fast |
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Date: August 17th, 2024 9:03 PM Author: Chrome Pit i think op asking for a friend is actually op staging own death and framing ex-gf.
If I am way off on this, I would suggest op is staging own death so wife gets insurance for her and their unborn child. |
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Date: August 17th, 2024 9:26 PM Author: mahogany cruel-hearted queen of the night If they can't locate a body they have a hard time proving anyone is det, which is an element of murder. Don't u want 2 kno that can never ever happen? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5577963&forum_id=2...id#47977571) |
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Date: August 17th, 2024 9:33 PM Author: Ungodly translucent death wish if blacks would just learn to make even a token effort towards hiding bodies this would be a much more civilized country (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5577963&forum_id=2...id#47977604) |
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Date: August 17th, 2024 9:45 PM Author: mahogany cruel-hearted queen of the night Cops aren't investing a shit ton of effort in locating the remains of everyone in town. Even when they have a body, they can barely be moved to track down the perp and bring him to justice. Some homie kills another homie and you're gonna spend effort bringing the killer to justice? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5577963&forum_id=2...id#47977638) |
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Date: August 17th, 2024 9:02 PM Author: twinkling parlour https://tips.fbi.gov (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5577963&forum_id=2...id#47977490) |
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Date: August 17th, 2024 9:03 PM Author: mahogany cruel-hearted queen of the night cement shoes, wrapped in a bag so body parts don't float off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5577963&forum_id=2...id#47977492) |
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Date: August 17th, 2024 9:14 PM Author: Bistre pocket flask toilet seat I love these hypothetical threads (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5577963&forum_id=2...id#47977529) |
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Date: August 17th, 2024 9:38 PM Author: talented nighttime elastic band OP here, I was actually inspired to make this thread by a movie I’m watching where the characters are doing an apparently terrible job of hiding murder evidence. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5577963&forum_id=2...id#47977624) |
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Date: August 17th, 2024 9:43 PM Author: Bistre pocket flask toilet seat right (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5577963&forum_id=2...id#47977636) |
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Date: August 17th, 2024 9:17 PM Author: beady-eyed khaki legend boiling water be in law enforcement / judge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5577963&forum_id=2...id#47977537) |
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Date: August 17th, 2024 9:20 PM Author: Hyperactive legal warrant box office the corpse is really the outlier here, i would think. should probably be its own thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5577963&forum_id=2...id#47977547) |
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Date: August 17th, 2024 9:29 PM Author: mahogany cruel-hearted queen of the night I thought the most realistic thing in the Sopranos was when they took out Pussy on the boat. No issues cleaning up the scene, no hurry. He knew it was coming. Fredo got dropped on a boat too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5577963&forum_id=2...id#47977582) |
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Date: August 17th, 2024 9:41 PM Author: Hyperactive legal warrant box office in 2024 you would have to actually take him out on a boat on the day of his disappearance though which would raise suspicion imho. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5577963&forum_id=2...id#47977634) |
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Date: August 17th, 2024 9:45 PM Author: mahogany cruel-hearted queen of the night no body (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5577963&forum_id=2...id#47977639) |
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Date: August 17th, 2024 9:40 PM Author: confused ebony range Couple approaches:
1. Don’t hide the killing at all. Why bother? Just occlude the motive. It was self defense. You’ll need to injure yourself and plan on some possible legal headaches
2. Don’t waste time hiding anything, just GO. Go go go. Across borders. Keep going. Have money ready to be accessed. They are NOT going to hunt you, so just avoid being arrested for other things and don’t cross another border ever once you get to your destination
3. Mail box of bad evidence to made up street in China, return address Brazil.
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Date: August 17th, 2024 11:01 PM Author: Titillating Bipolar Locale why #3? no extradition? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5577963&forum_id=2...id#47977841) |
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Date: August 17th, 2024 11:00 PM Author: Soul-stirring filthy ladyboy forum Feed the body to hogs.
Burn clothes, etc. and bury the ashes. |
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Date: August 17th, 2024 11:07 PM Author: mahogany cruel-hearted queen of the night vat of acid (if u have a hog farm u have space for a vat of acid),
buried in cement IF you think the cement isn't going to get disturbed, like when they build bridges |
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Date: August 17th, 2024 11:11 PM Author: Soul-stirring filthy ladyboy forum Cement is a shitty idea. If you are a suspect, they are breaking up your new driveway you poured yourself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5577963&forum_id=2...id#47977867) |
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Date: August 18th, 2024 6:00 PM Author: mahogany cruel-hearted queen of the night I thought I addressed that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5577963&forum_id=2...id#47979883) |
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Date: August 17th, 2024 11:21 PM Author: Frisky theater (Brick Top) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5577963&forum_id=2...id#47977890) |
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Date: August 18th, 2024 6:02 PM Author: mahogany cruel-hearted queen of the night Seems like feeding people to hogs would make it impossible to ensure there's no DNA around. I also don't believe hogs will get rid of teeth. I don't think hyenas even digest teeth. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5577963&forum_id=2...id#47979887) |
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Date: August 17th, 2024 11:17 PM Author: galvanic menage therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5577963&forum_id=2...id#47977881) |
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Date: August 17th, 2024 11:37 PM Author: Gold appetizing stag film mental disorder 180 thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5577963&forum_id=2...id#47977932) |
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Date: August 31st, 2024 2:27 AM Author: talented nighttime elastic band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5577963&forum_id=2...id#48030718) |