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MBA shrew penciled me in for a bar date tonight and it went great

ended up hanging out for five hours, can confirm we are on t...
lex
  09/25/24
so you had sex then, right? what else could "hanging...
Christopher Brunet
  09/25/24
sex is gay, friend
lex
  09/25/24
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AZNgirl dating Single A player instead of Ohtani
  09/25/24
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richard clock
  09/25/24
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They're Eating The Dogs
  09/25/24
Between rooting for luis’s cancer to kill him and now ...
big dog 10
  09/25/24
You seem like an enormous faggot and she will never be with ...
..................,.....,.,,.,.....
  09/25/24
you need an mba girlboss mommy so you can sit home and ponti...
the cathedral of light
  09/25/24
describe the hug
tim heidegger
  09/25/24
there were two hugs and they were even longer
lex
  09/25/24
pimp
tim heidegger
  09/25/24
thank
lex
  09/25/24
sounds like you’re getting into emotional crutch terri...
Trump is the Lib Killer
  09/25/24
you are barely in this, if you don't fuck her within the nex...
hank_scorpio
  09/25/24
...
The Migrants' Pet Appetites
  09/25/24
I agree brother, he's boned. absolutely and irrevocably bone...
average/ordinary/typical citizen/person
  09/25/24
...
Karlstack (Retired)
  09/25/24
Ok, but you NEED to take your dick out at some point during ...
.......,,,,,,,.......
  09/25/24
(MBA chick)
Trump is the Lib Killer
  09/25/24
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The Migrants' Pet Appetites
  09/25/24
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apple picking giga faggot
  09/25/24
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Juicy J
  09/25/24
“I ordered the bar spaghetti; she seemed taken aback f...
N904PD
  09/25/24
...
giga weed
  09/25/24
gonna need a ton more details here before i even think about...
The Migrants' Pet Appetites
  09/25/24
wonder if bizshrew will write a screed about how lex caused ...
apple picking giga faggot
  09/25/24
...
maine is 180
  09/25/24
Lex as disgusting as this sounds to both of us, if you want ...
End Road Work
  09/25/24
i'm a kinsey 7 at this point
lex
  09/25/24
Listen lex we're around the same age and I'm the last person...
giga weed
  09/25/24
i unironically believe this at this point. i'm way too fucki...
lex
  09/25/24
bro you're clearly jestermaxxxing and beclowning yourself. y...
apple picking giga faggot
  09/25/24
“can confirm we are on the same page romantically&rdqu...
tsunami
  09/25/24
bizshrew pegged lex
apple picking giga faggot
  09/25/24
lack of details means that lex has no doubt where things are...
The Migrants' Pet Appetites
  09/25/24
it's an obvious psyop flame to make fizzkid jealous and stea...
apple picking giga faggot
  09/25/24
im sitting on some thermonuclear kookiness that i will unlea...
The Migrants' Pet Appetites
  09/25/24
you're going to launch it to boost her standing in mpm as de...
apple picking giga faggot
  09/25/24
i think we (current attention-whoring rthreaders) are all go...
lex
  09/25/24
i'm literally going to have to get zurich committed to even ...
apple picking giga faggot
  09/25/24
...
The Migrants' Pet Appetites
  09/25/24
also lex adopting corporate speak re: EoY she's changed y...
apple picking giga faggot
  09/25/24
i'm told we're unintuitively compatible something something ...
lex
  09/25/24
women are incapable of understanding work is flame. prepare ...
apple picking giga faggot
  09/25/24
it's going to be an awkward conversation when she figures ou...
lex
  09/25/24
(lex struggling to explain why her mentioning "sections...
apple picking giga faggot
  09/25/24
you read me like a poem, MPA
lex
  09/25/24
if i had to guess based on probabilities i'd go with 1, 3, 2
The Migrants' Pet Appetites
  09/25/24
g/j next time she texts u no matter what she says respond w...
biglaw lives matter (retired)
  09/25/24
...
ceci n'est pas un avocat
  09/25/24
twist--it turns out to be some sort of business acronym
The Migrants' Pet Appetites
  09/25/24
...
tim heidegger
  09/25/24
...
coyote ugly tp
  09/25/24
5 hours is pretty good. im an actuary so i can officially te...
Self-serious Macbook Airplane Girl
  09/25/24
a 5 hour date on a worknight with a career woman is a bigger...
apple picking giga faggot
  09/25/24
*can be. and like i said 14.5 years to go
Self-serious Macbook Airplane Girl
  09/25/24


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Date: September 25th, 2024 12:21 AM
Author: lex

ended up hanging out for five hours, can confirm we are on the same page romantically. fuck you fags, i'm still in this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5601084&forum_id=2...id#48129169)



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Date: September 25th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: Christopher Brunet

so you had sex then, right?

what else could "hanging out for 5 hours" and "being on the same page romantically" mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5601084&forum_id=2...id#48129174)



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Date: September 25th, 2024 12:25 AM
Author: lex

sex is gay, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5601084&forum_id=2...id#48129179)



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Date: September 25th, 2024 12:41 AM
Author: AZNgirl dating Single A player instead of Ohtani



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5601084&forum_id=2...id#48129214)



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Date: September 25th, 2024 8:47 AM
Author: richard clock



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5601084&forum_id=2...id#48129668)



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Date: September 25th, 2024 12:26 AM
Author: They're Eating The Dogs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5601084&forum_id=2...id#48129181)



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Date: September 25th, 2024 12:30 AM
Author: big dog 10

Between rooting for luis’s cancer to kill him and now this relationship happening, consuela is getting ALL KINDS OF BTFO in 2024!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5601084&forum_id=2...id#48129189)



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Date: September 25th, 2024 12:34 AM
Author: ..................,.....,.,,.,.....


You seem like an enormous faggot and she will never be with you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5601084&forum_id=2...id#48129197)



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Date: September 25th, 2024 12:36 AM
Author: the cathedral of light

you need an mba girlboss mommy so you can sit home and pontificate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5601084&forum_id=2...id#48129202)



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Date: September 25th, 2024 12:39 AM
Author: tim heidegger

describe the hug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5601084&forum_id=2...id#48129207)



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Date: September 25th, 2024 12:40 AM
Author: lex

there were two hugs and they were even longer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5601084&forum_id=2...id#48129209)



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Date: September 25th, 2024 12:42 AM
Author: tim heidegger

pimp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5601084&forum_id=2...id#48129218)



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Date: September 25th, 2024 12:43 AM
Author: lex

thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5601084&forum_id=2...id#48129221)



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Date: September 25th, 2024 4:28 AM
Author: Trump is the Lib Killer (TDNW)

sounds like you’re getting into emotional crutch territory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5601084&forum_id=2...id#48129399)



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Date: September 25th, 2024 12:43 AM
Author: hank_scorpio

you are barely in this, if you don't fuck her within the next week you are boned brother, you need to move hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5601084&forum_id=2...id#48129219)



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Date: September 25th, 2024 6:31 AM
Author: The Migrants' Pet Appetites (No Future)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5601084&forum_id=2...id#48129452)



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Date: September 25th, 2024 8:06 AM
Author: average/ordinary/typical citizen/person

I agree brother, he's boned. absolutely and irrevocably boned. More boned than when Ken Bone got exposed for bone zoning pregnant chicks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5601084&forum_id=2...id#48129584)



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Date: September 25th, 2024 1:28 AM
Author: Karlstack (Retired)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5601084&forum_id=2...id#48129293)



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Date: September 25th, 2024 1:35 AM
Author: .......,,,,,,,.......

Ok, but you NEED to take your dick out at some point during your next date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5601084&forum_id=2...id#48129299)



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Date: September 25th, 2024 4:29 AM
Author: Trump is the Lib Killer (TDNW)

(MBA chick)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5601084&forum_id=2...id#48129400)



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Date: September 25th, 2024 6:30 AM
Author: The Migrants' Pet Appetites (No Future)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5601084&forum_id=2...id#48129450)



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Date: September 25th, 2024 7:36 AM
Author: apple picking giga faggot (gunneratttt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5601084&forum_id=2...id#48129529)



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Date: September 25th, 2024 8:01 AM
Author: Juicy J



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5601084&forum_id=2...id#48129576)



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Date: September 25th, 2024 6:15 AM
Author: N904PD

“I ordered the bar spaghetti; she seemed taken aback for a second, then nodded and gave me a Mona Lisa smile”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5601084&forum_id=2...id#48129439)



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Date: September 25th, 2024 6:32 AM
Author: giga weed (🧐)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5601084&forum_id=2...id#48129454)



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Date: September 25th, 2024 6:33 AM
Author: The Migrants' Pet Appetites (No Future)

gonna need a ton more details here before i even think about letting you touch my penis again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5601084&forum_id=2...id#48129457)



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Date: September 25th, 2024 7:37 AM
Author: apple picking giga faggot (gunneratttt)

wonder if bizshrew will write a screed about how lex caused a sexual awakening

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5601084&forum_id=2...id#48129533)



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Date: September 25th, 2024 8:10 AM
Author: maine is 180



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5601084&forum_id=2...id#48129592)



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Date: September 25th, 2024 8:05 AM
Author: End Road Work

Lex as disgusting as this sounds to both of us, if you want to date women, you are going to have to touch their cooters on date 3.

If you do this later you risk complete sexual isolation from her, and her thinking any sex to you is a favor. She is probably a lesbian and you are certainly gay but read above just in case

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5601084&forum_id=2...id#48129583)



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Date: September 25th, 2024 8:54 AM
Author: lex

i'm a kinsey 7 at this point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5601084&forum_id=2...id#48129680)



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Date: September 25th, 2024 8:30 AM
Author: giga weed (🧐)

Listen lex we're around the same age and I'm the last person who should be giving advice on interacting with humans. But if there's one thing I've learned over the last 20 years -- when zozo thinks it's right about this sort of stuff, do the opposite. Sprint in the other direction, in fact. Don't even *think* about having sex with this woman until marriage -- keep doing your brain dented trauma thing. It's working. Trust your gay faggot instincts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5601084&forum_id=2...id#48129620)



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Date: September 25th, 2024 8:41 AM
Author: lex

i unironically believe this at this point. i'm way too fucking weird to have a 'normal' path to anything. xo consensus here is fucking weird too, in another complicated direction. if i'm done here, i'm done here whether i trust my faggot instincts or not. i'd rather err on the side of doing so and not have regrets later, which i would if i end up done anyway here DESPITE following xo advice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5601084&forum_id=2...id#48129646)



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Date: September 25th, 2024 8:45 AM
Author: apple picking giga faggot (gunneratttt)

bro you're clearly jestermaxxxing and beclowning yourself. you need to tell her she's a fucking cunt and to drop to her knees and suck you dry next time you meet up. you need to start listening to your alpha chad xo bros who all have healthy relationships with 10/10 tradwives about women, ok?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5601084&forum_id=2...id#48129661)



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Date: September 25th, 2024 8:37 AM
Author: tsunami

“can confirm we are on the same page romantically”

wtf does this mean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5601084&forum_id=2...id#48129637)



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Date: September 25th, 2024 8:51 AM
Author: apple picking giga faggot (gunneratttt)

bizshrew pegged lex

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5601084&forum_id=2...id#48129676)



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Date: September 25th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: The Migrants' Pet Appetites (No Future)

lack of details means that lex has no doubt where things are which means either

1) he's sandbagging us and at least one of the deep embraces involved her cuntflaps embracing his swollen member, or

2) he's so absolutely and completely done here that he's not going to provide more fodder

I guess there is option 3 which is that lex thinks he has a better read on the situation than xo and is trying to play this all close because he's got a mental image of how things are going that he doesn't want our collective negativity to destroy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5601084&forum_id=2...id#48129949)



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Date: September 25th, 2024 10:23 AM
Author: apple picking giga faggot (gunneratttt)

it's an obvious psyop flame to make fizzkid jealous and steal her away from you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5601084&forum_id=2...id#48129956)



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Date: September 25th, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: The Migrants' Pet Appetites (No Future)

im sitting on some thermonuclear kookiness that i will unleash in a couple months if mpm isnt going my way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5601084&forum_id=2...id#48129991)



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Date: September 25th, 2024 10:32 AM
Author: apple picking giga faggot (gunneratttt)

you're going to launch it to boost her standing in mpm as desperate attempt to win her back from lex

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5601084&forum_id=2...id#48130015)



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Date: September 25th, 2024 10:40 AM
Author: lex

i think we (current attention-whoring rthreaders) are all going to be putting in massive overtime this EoY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5601084&forum_id=2...id#48130066)



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Date: September 25th, 2024 10:43 AM
Author: apple picking giga faggot (gunneratttt)

i'm literally going to have to get zurich committed to even break into the elite 8 this year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5601084&forum_id=2...id#48130079)



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Date: September 25th, 2024 10:43 AM
Author: The Migrants' Pet Appetites (No Future)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5601084&forum_id=2...id#48130081)



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Date: September 25th, 2024 10:44 AM
Author: apple picking giga faggot (gunneratttt)

also lex adopting corporate speak re: EoY

she's changed you, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5601084&forum_id=2...id#48130084)



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Date: September 25th, 2024 10:45 AM
Author: lex

i'm told we're unintuitively compatible something something flywheel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5601084&forum_id=2...id#48130090)



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Date: September 25th, 2024 10:48 AM
Author: apple picking giga faggot (gunneratttt)

women are incapable of understanding work is flame. prepare yourself for MANY discussions about how other girls at work aren't as good as her, powerpoints, flywheels, metrics, etc. etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5601084&forum_id=2...id#48130098)



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Date: September 25th, 2024 10:50 AM
Author: lex

it's going to be an awkward conversation when she figures out the only times i've heard business speak before are almost exclusively flame from xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5601084&forum_id=2...id#48130104)



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Date: September 25th, 2024 10:55 AM
Author: apple picking giga faggot (gunneratttt)

(lex struggling to explain why her mentioning "sections 9.2 and 7.6" is so hilarious while he desperately stifles giggle fit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5601084&forum_id=2...id#48130127)



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Date: September 25th, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: lex

you read me like a poem, MPA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5601084&forum_id=2...id#48129990)



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Date: September 25th, 2024 10:44 AM
Author: The Migrants' Pet Appetites (No Future)

if i had to guess based on probabilities i'd go with 1, 3, 2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5601084&forum_id=2...id#48130089)



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Date: September 25th, 2024 10:30 AM
Author: biglaw lives matter (retired)

g/j

next time she texts u no matter what she says respond with "OK IDC"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5601084&forum_id=2...id#48130004)



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Date: September 25th, 2024 11:17 AM
Author: ceci n'est pas un avocat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5601084&forum_id=2...id#48130212)



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Date: September 25th, 2024 11:18 AM
Author: The Migrants' Pet Appetites (No Future)

twist--it turns out to be some sort of business acronym

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5601084&forum_id=2...id#48130216)



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Date: September 25th, 2024 1:14 PM
Author: tim heidegger



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5601084&forum_id=2...id#48130705)



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Date: September 25th, 2024 2:43 PM
Author: coyote ugly tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5601084&forum_id=2...id#48131027)



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Date: September 25th, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: Self-serious Macbook Airplane Girl

5 hours is pretty good. im an actuary so i can officially tell you you only have 14.5 years to go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5601084&forum_id=2...id#48130027)



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Date: September 25th, 2024 10:36 AM
Author: apple picking giga faggot (gunneratttt)

a 5 hour date on a worknight with a career woman is a bigger signal she's into you than sex

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5601084&forum_id=2...id#48130035)



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Date: September 25th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: Self-serious Macbook Airplane Girl

*can be. and like i said 14.5 years to go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5601084&forum_id=2...id#48130044)