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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Sapphire dead new version gunner
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
frisky rusted people who are hurt water buffalo
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
soul-stirring pit keepsake machete
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
180 carmine tanning salon codepig
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
fragrant piazza generalized bond
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
nofapping marvelous church building
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Purple garrison
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
jade roast beef goal in life
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Spectacular snowy school cafeteria
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Sapphire dead new version gunner
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Aphrodisiac Forum Electric Furnace
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
concupiscible property giraffe
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
khaki resort
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Sapphire dead new version gunner
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
garnet church
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
aromatic temple faggotry
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
rose cracking fanboi hall
  06/30/25
cr
Sapphire dead new version gunner
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Aphrodisiac Forum Electric Furnace
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
razzle sickened stag film
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
garnet church
  06/30/25
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spruce hideous institution useless brakes
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
khaki resort
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
rose cracking fanboi hall
  06/30/25
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Boyish Bawdyhouse
  07/01/25
*bussy
dashing sadistic stain stage
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Purple garrison
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Thriller Parlor
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
internet-worthy curious heaven famous landscape painting
  06/30/25
fuck
khaki resort
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Thriller Parlor
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
frisky rusted people who are hurt water buffalo
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
khaki resort
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
razzle sickened stag film
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Sapphire dead new version gunner
  06/30/25
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Crimson swashbuckling rehab
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
maize spot
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Pea-brained bull headed base idea he suggested
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
comical bright kitty twinkling uncleanness
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Sapphire dead new version gunner
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Pea-brained bull headed base idea he suggested
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
spruce hideous institution useless brakes
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Pea-brained bull headed base idea he suggested
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Dark Diverse Mexican Affirmative Action
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Sapphire dead new version gunner
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
pearly motley corner clown
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Mint cruise ship
  06/30/25
tcr
spruce hideous institution useless brakes
  07/01/25
just jump
Alcoholic address juggernaut
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Sapphire dead new version gunner
  06/30/25
...
Buck-toothed flickering chapel
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Stirring Indian Lodge
  06/30/25
wow
Sapphire dead new version gunner
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Bespoke Stubborn Newt Plaza
  06/30/25
JFC man
Sapphire dead new version gunner
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Spectacular snowy school cafeteria
  06/30/25
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Alcoholic address juggernaut
  06/30/25
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khaki resort
  06/30/25
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garnet church
  06/30/25
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Sooty Stead
  06/30/25
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twinkling racy regret casino
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pearly motley corner clown
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Mint cruise ship
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
maize spot
  06/30/25
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thirsty walnut shrine hairy legs
  07/01/25
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Boyish Bawdyhouse
  07/01/25
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Onyx heady persian pistol
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
lascivious orange messiness
  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
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180 carmine tanning salon codepig
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
nofapping marvelous church building
  06/30/25
bro
Sapphire dead new version gunner
  06/30/25
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Mint cruise ship
  06/30/25
lol
spruce hideous institution useless brakes
  07/01/25
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aquamarine market tattoo
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Costumed pearl weed whacker library
  06/30/25
jfc
Sapphire dead new version gunner
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Aphrodisiac Forum Electric Furnace
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Sooty Stead
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
twinkling racy regret casino
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
spruce hideous institution useless brakes
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Costumed pearl weed whacker library
  07/01/25
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comical bright kitty twinkling uncleanness
  07/01/25
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twinkling racy regret casino
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
impressive liquid oxygen fat ankles
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
low-t chad public bath
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
razzle sickened stag film
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Sapphire dead new version gunner
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
khaki resort
  06/30/25
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Sapphire dead new version gunner
  07/01/25
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Yapping plum lettuce
  07/01/25
lol
spruce hideous institution useless brakes
  07/01/25
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Alcoholic address juggernaut
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Floppy hyperactive national milk
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
trip doobsian friendly grandma house
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
at-the-ready provocative mediation
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Sticky ruby crotch
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
razzmatazz trump supporter
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Yapping plum lettuce
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
hairraiser insane shitlib haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Sapphire dead new version gunner
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
spruce hideous institution useless brakes
  07/01/25
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Sapphire dead new version gunner
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Boyish Bawdyhouse
  07/01/25
😟
fantasy-prone useless area international law enforcement agency
  07/01/25
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Beady-eyed domesticated elastic band menage
  07/01/25
holy shit
Sapphire dead new version gunner
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Yapping plum lettuce
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
contagious navy halford patrolman
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
impressive liquid oxygen fat ankles
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Purple garrison
  07/01/25
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Sapphire dead new version gunner
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
impressive liquid oxygen fat ankles
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
impressive liquid oxygen fat ankles
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Stirring Indian Lodge
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Purple garrison
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Sapphire dead new version gunner
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
outnumbered hilarious space faggot firefighter
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Boyish Bawdyhouse
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
brilliant university
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Sapphire dead new version gunner
  07/06/25
...
Stirring Indian Lodge
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
transparent vengeful lay
  07/06/25
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twinkling racy regret casino
  07/06/25
lol
spruce hideous institution useless brakes
  07/07/25
wow
Sapphire dead new version gunner
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Sapphire dead new version gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: frisky rusted people who are hurt water buffalo

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: soul-stirring pit keepsake machete

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: 180 carmine tanning salon codepig

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: fragrant piazza generalized bond

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: nofapping marvelous church building

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Purple garrison

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: jade roast beef goal in life

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Spectacular snowy school cafeteria

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Sapphire dead new version gunner

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Forum Electric Furnace

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: concupiscible property giraffe

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: khaki resort

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Sapphire dead new version gunner

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: garnet church

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: aromatic temple faggotry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: rose cracking fanboi hall

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Sapphire dead new version gunner

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Forum Electric Furnace

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: razzle sickened stag film

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: garnet church

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: spruce hideous institution useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: khaki resort

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: rose cracking fanboi hall

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Boyish Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: dashing sadistic stain stage

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Purple garrison

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Thriller Parlor

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: internet-worthy curious heaven famous landscape painting

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: khaki resort

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Thriller Parlor

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: frisky rusted people who are hurt water buffalo

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: khaki resort

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: razzle sickened stag film

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Sapphire dead new version gunner

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Crimson swashbuckling rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: maize spot

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Pea-brained bull headed base idea he suggested

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: comical bright kitty twinkling uncleanness

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Sapphire dead new version gunner

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Pea-brained bull headed base idea he suggested

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: spruce hideous institution useless brakes

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Pea-brained bull headed base idea he suggested

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Dark Diverse Mexican Affirmative Action

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Sapphire dead new version gunner

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: pearly motley corner clown

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Mint cruise ship

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: spruce hideous institution useless brakes

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Alcoholic address juggernaut

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Sapphire dead new version gunner

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Buck-toothed flickering chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Stirring Indian Lodge

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Sapphire dead new version gunner

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Bespoke Stubborn Newt Plaza

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Sapphire dead new version gunner

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Spectacular snowy school cafeteria

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Alcoholic address juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: khaki resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: garnet church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Sooty Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: twinkling racy regret casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: pearly motley corner clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Mint cruise ship

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: maize spot

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: thirsty walnut shrine hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Boyish Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Onyx heady persian pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: lascivious orange messiness

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: impressive liquid oxygen fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: 180 carmine tanning salon codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: nofapping marvelous church building

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Sapphire dead new version gunner

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Mint cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: spruce hideous institution useless brakes

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: aquamarine market tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Costumed pearl weed whacker library

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Sapphire dead new version gunner

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Forum Electric Furnace

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Sooty Stead

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: twinkling racy regret casino

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: spruce hideous institution useless brakes

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Costumed pearl weed whacker library

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: comical bright kitty twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: twinkling racy regret casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: impressive liquid oxygen fat ankles

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: low-t chad public bath

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: razzle sickened stag film

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Sapphire dead new version gunner

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this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: khaki resort

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Sapphire dead new version gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Yapping plum lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: spruce hideous institution useless brakes

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Alcoholic address juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Floppy hyperactive national milk

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: trip doobsian friendly grandma house

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: at-the-ready provocative mediation

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Sticky ruby crotch

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: razzmatazz trump supporter

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Yapping plum lettuce

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: hairraiser insane shitlib haunted graveyard

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Sapphire dead new version gunner

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: spruce hideous institution useless brakes

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Sapphire dead new version gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Boyish Bawdyhouse

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: fantasy-prone useless area international law enforcement agency

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Beady-eyed domesticated elastic band menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Sapphire dead new version gunner

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Yapping plum lettuce

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: contagious navy halford patrolman

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: impressive liquid oxygen fat ankles

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Purple garrison

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Sapphire dead new version gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: impressive liquid oxygen fat ankles

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: impressive liquid oxygen fat ankles

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Stirring Indian Lodge

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Purple garrison

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Sapphire dead new version gunner

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: outnumbered hilarious space faggot firefighter

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Boyish Bawdyhouse

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: brilliant university

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Sapphire dead new version gunner

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Stirring Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: transparent vengeful lay

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: twinkling racy regret casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: spruce hideous institution useless brakes

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Sapphire dead new version gunner

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49078889)