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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
Infuriating frozen hominid
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
Supple kitchen
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
Know-it-all dopamine ratface
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
Turquoise harsh gas station headpube
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
trip idiotic school affirmative action
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
Infuriating frozen hominid
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
trip idiotic school affirmative action
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
Turquoise harsh gas station headpube
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
trip idiotic school affirmative action
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
Turquoise harsh gas station headpube
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
trip idiotic school affirmative action
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
Turquoise harsh gas station headpube
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
trip idiotic school affirmative action
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
Infuriating frozen hominid
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
trip idiotic school affirmative action
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
Turquoise harsh gas station headpube
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
trip idiotic school affirmative action
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
Garnet goal in life boistinker
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
trip idiotic school affirmative action
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
Garnet goal in life boistinker
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
trip idiotic school affirmative action
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
obsidian half-breed whorehouse
  04/08/25
that's rude
trip idiotic school affirmative action
  04/08/25
...
Infuriating frozen hominid
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
chestnut irradiated nursing home dysfunction
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
Turquoise harsh gas station headpube
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
Ruby spectacular theater stage giraffe
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
trip idiotic school affirmative action
  04/08/25
...
Infuriating frozen hominid
  04/08/25
...
trip idiotic school affirmative action
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
Infuriating frozen hominid
  04/09/25
...
Infuriating frozen hominid
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
Boyish internal respiration
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
Hairraiser Ebony Voyeur
  04/09/25
Ty
trip idiotic school affirmative action
  04/09/25
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big outnumbered potus institution
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
Amber Rigor Church Building
  04/09/25
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trip idiotic school affirmative action
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
disgusting insanely creepy spot
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
trip idiotic school affirmative action
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
trip idiotic school affirmative action
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
demanding laser beams
  05/02/25
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trip idiotic school affirmative action
  05/12/25
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trip idiotic school affirmative action
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
trip idiotic school affirmative action
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
Hairraiser Ebony Voyeur
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
trip idiotic school affirmative action
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
Garnet goal in life boistinker
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
trip idiotic school affirmative action
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
Garnet goal in life boistinker
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
jet blathering home gaping
  06/03/25
...
trip idiotic school affirmative action
  06/26/25
OP?
trip idiotic school affirmative action
  06/27/25
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trip idiotic school affirmative action
  07/09/25
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trip idiotic school affirmative action
  07/31/25
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chandler (retired)
  10/07/25
VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?
chandler (retired)
  10/07/25
You are a hero.
lucius quinctius cincinnatus
  10/07/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Infuriating frozen hominid

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Supple kitchen

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Know-it-all dopamine ratface

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Turquoise harsh gas station headpube

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: trip idiotic school affirmative action

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Infuriating frozen hominid

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: trip idiotic school affirmative action

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Turquoise harsh gas station headpube

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: trip idiotic school affirmative action

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Turquoise harsh gas station headpube

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: trip idiotic school affirmative action

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Turquoise harsh gas station headpube

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: trip idiotic school affirmative action

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Infuriating frozen hominid

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: trip idiotic school affirmative action

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Turquoise harsh gas station headpube

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: trip idiotic school affirmative action

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: Garnet goal in life boistinker

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: trip idiotic school affirmative action

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Garnet goal in life boistinker

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: trip idiotic school affirmative action

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: obsidian half-breed whorehouse

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: trip idiotic school affirmative action

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Infuriating frozen hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: chestnut irradiated nursing home dysfunction

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Turquoise harsh gas station headpube

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Ruby spectacular theater stage giraffe

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: trip idiotic school affirmative action

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Infuriating frozen hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: trip idiotic school affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: Infuriating frozen hominid

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Infuriating frozen hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Boyish internal respiration

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Hairraiser Ebony Voyeur

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: trip idiotic school affirmative action

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: big outnumbered potus institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Amber Rigor Church Building

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: trip idiotic school affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: disgusting insanely creepy spot

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: trip idiotic school affirmative action

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: trip idiotic school affirmative action

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: demanding laser beams

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: trip idiotic school affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: trip idiotic school affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48951746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: trip idiotic school affirmative action

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: Hairraiser Ebony Voyeur

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: trip idiotic school affirmative action

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: Garnet goal in life boistinker

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: trip idiotic school affirmative action

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Garnet goal in life boistinker

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: jet blathering home gaping

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: trip idiotic school affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#49051261)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: trip idiotic school affirmative action

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: trip idiotic school affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#49087305)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: trip idiotic school affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#49145215)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: chandler (retired)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#49331548)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: chandler (retired)

VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#49331551)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: lucius quinctius cincinnatus (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

You are a hero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id#49331552)