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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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Translucent embarrassed to the bone area
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
ocher plaza
  08/28/25
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Translucent embarrassed to the bone area
  08/28/25
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cruel-hearted property
  08/28/25
that's it?
Ruddy Bisexual Principal's Office
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
Translucent embarrassed to the bone area
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
plum razzle-dazzle lodge personal credit line
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
Ruddy Bisexual Principal's Office
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
Cowardly nudist trust fund
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
cerebral clown legend
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
Cowardly nudist trust fund
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
cerebral clown legend
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
Cowardly nudist trust fund
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
cerebral clown legend
  09/12/25
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lfo
  10/28/25
Haha wow
Concupiscible puce main people
  08/28/25
Happy?
Obsidian Point
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
Concupiscible puce main people
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
Cowardly nudist trust fund
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
cruel-hearted property
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
Cowardly nudist trust fund
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
cruel-hearted property
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
hilarious doctorate senate
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
Grizzly volcanic crater
  08/28/25
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Doobsian heady friendly grandma useless brakes
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
Harsh Pozpig Theater Stage
  08/29/25
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Provocative organic girlfriend background story
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
Shaky drunken address depressive
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
Stirring Alpha Wagecucks
  08/29/25
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Doobsian heady friendly grandma useless brakes
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
bat shit crazy sound barrier site
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
Stirring Alpha Wagecucks
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
cerebral clown legend
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
Chrome deer antler
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
Cowardly nudist trust fund
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
Concupiscible puce main people
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
Shaky drunken address depressive
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
Cowardly nudist trust fund
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
marvelous lavender university
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
Twinkling curious dysfunction electric furnace
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
Concupiscible puce main people
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
cruel-hearted property
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
Cowardly nudist trust fund
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
Stirring Alpha Wagecucks
  09/01/25
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Cowardly nudist trust fund
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
Stirring Alpha Wagecucks
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
Cowardly nudist trust fund
  09/01/25
Lolololol
Obsidian Point
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
Concupiscible puce main people
  09/01/25
?
cerebral clown legend
  09/12/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
Irradiated Digit Ratio Spot
  09/01/25
Fuck you
Concupiscible puce main people
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
Cowardly nudist trust fund
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
cerebral clown legend
  09/12/25
Yes
Cowardly nudist trust fund
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
cerebral clown legend
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
cerebral clown legend
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
Translucent embarrassed to the bone area
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Translucent embarrassed to the bone area



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: ocher plaza

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Translucent embarrassed to the bone area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49219934)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: cruel-hearted property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49220268)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Ruddy Bisexual Principal's Office

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Translucent embarrassed to the bone area

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: plum razzle-dazzle lodge personal credit line

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Ruddy Bisexual Principal's Office

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: Cowardly nudist trust fund

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: cerebral clown legend

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Cowardly nudist trust fund

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: cerebral clown legend

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Cowardly nudist trust fund

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: cerebral clown legend

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49381541)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: Concupiscible puce main people

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Obsidian Point

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Concupiscible puce main people

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: Cowardly nudist trust fund

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: cruel-hearted property

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Cowardly nudist trust fund

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: cruel-hearted property

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: hilarious doctorate senate

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Grizzly volcanic crater

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: Doobsian heady friendly grandma useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Harsh Pozpig Theater Stage

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Provocative organic girlfriend background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Shaky drunken address depressive

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: Stirring Alpha Wagecucks

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Doobsian heady friendly grandma useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: bat shit crazy sound barrier site

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: Stirring Alpha Wagecucks

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: cerebral clown legend

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: Chrome deer antler

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Cowardly nudist trust fund

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Concupiscible puce main people

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Shaky drunken address depressive

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Cowardly nudist trust fund

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: marvelous lavender university

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Twinkling curious dysfunction electric furnace

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: Concupiscible puce main people

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: cruel-hearted property

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Cowardly nudist trust fund

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Stirring Alpha Wagecucks

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Cowardly nudist trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Stirring Alpha Wagecucks

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Cowardly nudist trust fund

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Obsidian Point

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Concupiscible puce main people

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: cerebral clown legend

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49259310)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Irradiated Digit Ratio Spot

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Concupiscible puce main people

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Cowardly nudist trust fund

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: cerebral clown legend

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Cowardly nudist trust fund

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: cerebral clown legend

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: cerebral clown legend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Translucent embarrassed to the bone area

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49259839)