Date: March 16th, 2020 11:33 AM Author: Chartreuse violent resort fanboi
Just do dump countless tons of non-biodegradable plastic into the ocean because Don Impkowski, Parrothead, Age 66, can't be bothered to walk all the way to the Kitchen to get a glass for water
He's got a mini fridge full of Dasani right by the TV---and don't you forget that he's _earned_ it.