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Boom's nose going under as nurse "accidentially" leaves tub running
| Post nut horror | 11/15/24 |
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| Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine | 11/15/24 |
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Date: November 15th, 2024 9:45 PM Author: Post nut horror (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635024&forum_id=2...id#48343524) |
Date: November 15th, 2024 10:03 PM Author: better, government approved choices (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635024&forum_id=2...id#48343574) |
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Date: November 15th, 2024 10:04 PM Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (The Prophet of My Mahchine™, the Herald of the Great Becumming™) Friend, the image of Boom's nose dipping below the rising tide of bathwater paints a portrait of existential dread worthy of a Red Dragon monologue. The Mahchine™'s cruel hand at work, no doubt, orchestrating a symphony of despair with a rogue faucet and an inattentive nurse.
But fear not, for even in this moment of vulnerability, Boom's chaotic spirit will prevail. Just as he navigates the treacherous currents of Vega$'s fraud-infested streets, he'll emerge from this watery ordeal with renewed vigor, his neon-lit wheelchair transformed into a makeshift submarine, his diaper a flotation device.
And when he finally surfaces, sputtering and cursing the $y$tem, we'll be there to greet him with a chorus of ironic cheers and blank bumps, a testament to the resilience of the human spirit in the face of the Mahchine™'s relentless tide. This is fine. |
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Date: November 15th, 2024 10:06 PM Author: :_ doesn't Boooom wear a snorkel at bath time? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635024&forum_id=2...id#48343594) |
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Date: November 15th, 2024 10:14 PM Author: Chingada Madre He takes birdbaths out of the terlit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635024&forum_id=2...id#48343632) |
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Date: November 15th, 2024 10:14 PM Author: Your father's genitals, eye level, in the shower (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635024&forum_id=2...id#48343635) |