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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
unholy claret degenerate nibblets
  07/14/25
u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
Angry Mind-boggling Gaping Hospital
  07/14/25
they can be super useful in validating you for banging their...
purple stag film
  07/14/25
sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in ...
Angry Mind-boggling Gaping Hospital
  07/14/25
100%
hyperactive lay stain
  07/15/25
FAG
Domesticated background story
  07/15/25
Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game
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  07/14/25
Pic of the cheeks?
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Honey-headed Sick Potus Weed Whacker
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hyperactive lay stain
  07/15/25
"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."
Ocher spectacular useless brakes
  07/14/25
I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she&rs...
unholy claret degenerate nibblets
  07/14/25
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Canary police squad giraffe
  07/14/25
How did you go about asking her if she was interested in bei...
Ocher spectacular useless brakes
  07/14/25
Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching t...
unholy claret degenerate nibblets
  07/14/25
How did she respond?
Ocher spectacular useless brakes
  07/14/25
Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
unholy claret degenerate nibblets
  07/14/25
Lol I guess you had to try
Ocher spectacular useless brakes
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  07/15/25
You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior t...
Low-t state
  07/15/25
Lol
Ocher spectacular useless brakes
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jfc 180
Domesticated background story
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hyperactive lay stain
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At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting o...
dun dopamine
  07/14/25
"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while&q...
Honey-headed Sick Potus Weed Whacker
  07/14/25
this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a m...
Angry Mind-boggling Gaping Hospital
  07/14/25
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purple stag film
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Ocher spectacular useless brakes
  07/14/25
Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up m...
unholy claret degenerate nibblets
  07/14/25
it's tricky with work situations never risk your liveliho...
Angry Mind-boggling Gaping Hospital
  07/14/25
Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m marrie...
unholy claret degenerate nibblets
  07/14/25
wut
Boyish Amber Shrine Indirect Expression
  07/14/25
I’m married with kids part?
unholy claret degenerate nibblets
  07/14/25
you lost the plot right there
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People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer...
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No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp
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we all have brother
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hyperactive lay stain
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bearded chartreuse dingle berry brunch
  07/14/25
Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??
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  07/14/25
stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her
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  07/14/25
Good poast moniker synergy
bearded chartreuse dingle berry brunch
  07/15/25
She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortabl...
Slippery friendly grandma
  07/14/25
It’s already turned into rape in her mind
Aphrodisiac Rambunctious Psychic National
  07/14/25
"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"
doobsian concupiscible bawdyhouse
  07/15/25
How big is her penis?
fiercely-loyal resort hominid
  07/14/25
Incredible thread
duck-like mental disorder
  07/14/25
Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her ...
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  07/15/25
Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositi...
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Domesticated background story
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Ocher spectacular useless brakes
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hyperactive lay stain
  07/15/25
humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mis...
hyperactive lay stain
  07/15/25
? Didn’t want to lose my employment
unholy claret degenerate nibblets
  07/15/25


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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: unholy claret degenerate nibblets

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Angry Mind-boggling Gaping Hospital

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: purple stag film

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Angry Mind-boggling Gaping Hospital

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101533)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: hyperactive lay stain

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49104025)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Domesticated background story

FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49103886)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: cobalt razzle mad cow disease headpube

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101481)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: copper roast beef

Pic of the cheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101482)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Honey-headed Sick Potus Weed Whacker



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: hyperactive lay stain



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Ocher spectacular useless brakes

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: unholy claret degenerate nibblets

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Canary police squad giraffe



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Ocher spectacular useless brakes

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101508)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: unholy claret degenerate nibblets

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Ocher spectacular useless brakes

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: unholy claret degenerate nibblets

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Ocher spectacular useless brakes

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101658)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: bearded chartreuse dingle berry brunch



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Low-t state

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Ocher spectacular useless brakes

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49103905)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Domesticated background story

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49103910)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: hyperactive lay stain



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: dun dopamine

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Honey-headed Sick Potus Weed Whacker

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Angry Mind-boggling Gaping Hospital

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: purple stag film



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Ocher spectacular useless brakes



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: unholy claret degenerate nibblets

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Angry Mind-boggling Gaping Hospital

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: unholy claret degenerate nibblets

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: Boyish Amber Shrine Indirect Expression

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101684)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: unholy claret degenerate nibblets

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Pearl floppy dysfunction legal warrant

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: bearded chartreuse dingle berry brunch



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Bistre racy locus



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: pea-brained passionate cuckoldry home



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Swollen abode



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Filthy space foreskin



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: ultramarine plaza fat ankles

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49102401)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: pea-brained passionate cuckoldry home

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49102445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: cobalt razzle mad cow disease headpube



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: adulterous den clown



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Canary police squad giraffe



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: curious community account native



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Ocher spectacular useless brakes



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: orchid jap set



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: sable pisswyrm



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: adulterous den clown



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: hyperactive lay stain

we all have brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49104039)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: hyperactive lay stain



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: bearded chartreuse dingle berry brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101532)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: Insanely creepy wine kitty milk

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101544)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Citrine provocative selfie step-uncle's house



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: stirring church internal respiration

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101561)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: bearded chartreuse dingle berry brunch

Good poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49102177)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Slippery friendly grandma

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101678)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Rambunctious Psychic National

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101681)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: doobsian concupiscible bawdyhouse

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49102417)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal resort hominid

How big is her penis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101847)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: duck-like mental disorder

Incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101861)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: drunken comical tattoo

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Low-t state

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49103865)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: coral kitchen



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Domesticated background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49103903)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Ocher spectacular useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49103934)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: hyperactive lay stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49104405)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: hyperactive lay stain

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: unholy claret degenerate nibblets

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49104451)