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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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Seedy factory reset button lay
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
Appetizing Scarlet Karate Box Office
  08/28/25
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Seedy factory reset button lay
  08/28/25
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emerald disrespectful internal respiration
  08/28/25
that's it?
cracking trailer park nowag
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
Seedy factory reset button lay
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
Vigorous Dull Antidepressant Drug
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
cracking trailer park nowag
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
Aromatic parlor
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
at-the-ready jet son of senegal meetinghouse
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
Aromatic parlor
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
at-the-ready jet son of senegal meetinghouse
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
Aromatic parlor
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
at-the-ready jet son of senegal meetinghouse
  09/12/25
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at-the-ready jet son of senegal meetinghouse
  10/28/25
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lfo
  11/27/25
Haha wow
mind-boggling station marketing idea
  08/28/25
Happy?
sick bonkers messiness circlehead
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
mind-boggling station marketing idea
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
Aromatic parlor
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
emerald disrespectful internal respiration
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
Aromatic parlor
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
emerald disrespectful internal respiration
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
Dashing candlestick maker
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
azure knife
  08/28/25
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titillating business firm water buffalo
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
Bright Excitant Generalized Bond Chapel
  08/29/25
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big-titted school stock car
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
pink associate
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
heady rusted heaven mood
  08/29/25
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titillating business firm water buffalo
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
diverse drunken institution mediation
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
heady rusted heaven mood
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
at-the-ready jet son of senegal meetinghouse
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
Curious transparent jewess
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
Aromatic parlor
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
mind-boggling station marketing idea
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
pink associate
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
Aromatic parlor
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
brindle center
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
garnet zippy hospital gunner
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
mind-boggling station marketing idea
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
emerald disrespectful internal respiration
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
Aromatic parlor
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
heady rusted heaven mood
  09/01/25
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Aromatic parlor
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
heady rusted heaven mood
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
Aromatic parlor
  09/01/25
Lolololol
sick bonkers messiness circlehead
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
mind-boggling station marketing idea
  09/01/25
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at-the-ready jet son of senegal meetinghouse
  09/12/25
?
lfo
  11/27/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
contagious cuckoldry background story
  09/01/25
Fuck you
mind-boggling station marketing idea
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
Aromatic parlor
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
at-the-ready jet son of senegal meetinghouse
  09/12/25
Yes
Aromatic parlor
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
at-the-ready jet son of senegal meetinghouse
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
at-the-ready jet son of senegal meetinghouse
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
Seedy factory reset button lay
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Seedy factory reset button lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49219929)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Appetizing Scarlet Karate Box Office

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Seedy factory reset button lay



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: emerald disrespectful internal respiration



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: cracking trailer park nowag

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Seedy factory reset button lay

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Vigorous Dull Antidepressant Drug

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: cracking trailer park nowag

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: Aromatic parlor

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: at-the-ready jet son of senegal meetinghouse

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Aromatic parlor

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: at-the-ready jet son of senegal meetinghouse

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Aromatic parlor

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: at-the-ready jet son of senegal meetinghouse

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: at-the-ready jet son of senegal meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49381541)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49466781)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: mind-boggling station marketing idea

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: sick bonkers messiness circlehead

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: mind-boggling station marketing idea

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: Aromatic parlor

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: emerald disrespectful internal respiration

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Aromatic parlor

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: emerald disrespectful internal respiration

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Dashing candlestick maker

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: azure knife

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: titillating business firm water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Bright Excitant Generalized Bond Chapel

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: big-titted school stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: pink associate

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: heady rusted heaven mood

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: titillating business firm water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: diverse drunken institution mediation

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: heady rusted heaven mood

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: at-the-ready jet son of senegal meetinghouse

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: Curious transparent jewess

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Aromatic parlor

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: mind-boggling station marketing idea

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: pink associate

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Aromatic parlor

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: brindle center

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: garnet zippy hospital gunner

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: mind-boggling station marketing idea

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: emerald disrespectful internal respiration

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Aromatic parlor

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: heady rusted heaven mood

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Aromatic parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: heady rusted heaven mood

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Aromatic parlor

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: sick bonkers messiness circlehead

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: mind-boggling station marketing idea

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: at-the-ready jet son of senegal meetinghouse

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49259310)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: lfo

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49466782)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: contagious cuckoldry background story

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: mind-boggling station marketing idea

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Aromatic parlor

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: at-the-ready jet son of senegal meetinghouse

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Aromatic parlor

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: at-the-ready jet son of senegal meetinghouse

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: at-the-ready jet son of senegal meetinghouse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Seedy factory reset button lay

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49259839)