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biglaw firms need to get their shit together re: en dashes and em dashes

I see even the most elite firms (literally Wachtell and Crav...
Mint Abnormal Theater Haunted Graveyard
  03/19/18
Two hyphens for em dashes isn't that bad. It's just ugly.
Irradiated cheese-eating wrinkle
  03/19/18
it's despicable
Mint Abnormal Theater Haunted Graveyard
  03/19/18
Saw a guy get fired for this and straight up walked out befo...
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  03/19/18
lmfao that you're dealing with firms that aren't employing, ...
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  03/19/18
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  03/19/18
(non-peer graduate; non-peer practitioner; non-peer farmers ...
unholy scarlet reading party
  03/19/18
I'm open to hearing an explanation. But I consider myself a ...
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Is this flame
dashing mood
  03/19/18
Square apostrophes are the worst. I mean, show a little effo...
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  03/19/18
Real pain in the ass in patent cases because you can’t just ...
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  03/19/18
You know what is really fucking insane is when people point ...
Mint Abnormal Theater Haunted Graveyard
  03/19/18
cr, huge patent prole tell
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nofapping pea-brained laser beams blood rage
  03/19/18
i correct every goddamn one. the founding fathers talked ab...
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  03/22/18
Good job man. We’d be friends.
Mint Abnormal Theater Haunted Graveyard
  05/12/18
This is a little known fact: the CAFC shreds your brief if t...
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  05/12/18
Btw, why can’t you use the replace function in patent cases?...
Mint Abnormal Theater Haunted Graveyard
  05/12/18
It flips them all so they curl away from the number.
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  05/14/18
two hyphens all day, fuck trying to find the button for em b...
talented misunderstood new version antidepressant drug
  03/19/18
you can typically just use a voice command ime
unholy scarlet reading party
  03/19/18
Using hyphens instead of en dashes to save a line when faced...
Sinister Space
  03/19/18
Honestly the one situation where I have been tempted to use ...
Mint Abnormal Theater Haunted Graveyard
  03/19/18
You could have avoided all this just by doing better in HS c...
dashing mood
  03/19/18
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unholy scarlet reading party
  03/19/18
Most lawyers did just fine in HS math.
Irradiated cheese-eating wrinkle
  03/19/18
The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a d...
Glittery sepia becky stage
  03/19/18
Amateur! Increase the font scale setting to increase the ...
Irradiated cheese-eating wrinkle
  03/19/18
This is conscious rules flouting and robs you of your plausi...
Mint Abnormal Theater Haunted Graveyard
  03/19/18
Very TTT. But who's going to check?
Irradiated cheese-eating wrinkle
  05/14/18
People who care about this are what make biglaw miserable, f...
talented misunderstood new version antidepressant drug
  03/19/18
"bake?" oh shit, I just proved your point. Bake me...
nofapping pea-brained laser beams blood rage
  03/19/18
Damn you're fast
talented misunderstood new version antidepressant drug
  03/19/18
That took several hours per my notebook of billables.
nofapping pea-brained laser beams blood rage
  03/19/18
...
talented misunderstood new version antidepressant drug
  03/19/18
Brother, clients pay $620 an hour for us to care about this ...
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Judge: Well, I was going to rule in defendant's favor, but t...
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I see even the most elite firms -- literally Wachtell and C...
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  03/20/18
This is — the credited criticism — so say I.
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  05/12/18
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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: Mint Abnormal Theater Haunted Graveyard

I see even the most elite firms (literally Wachtell and Cravath and Kellog and other top places) file briefs using hyphens instead of en dashes and using en dashes or, god forbid, two hyphens for em dashes. get it together motherfuckers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id#35641306)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: Irradiated cheese-eating wrinkle

Two hyphens for em dashes isn't that bad. It's just ugly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id#35641398)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:13 PM
Author: Mint Abnormal Theater Haunted Graveyard

it's despicable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id#35641410)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:03 PM
Author: Shimmering twisted queen of the night gaping

Saw a guy get fired for this and straight up walked out before he jumped off the roof

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id#35641317)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:04 PM
Author: unholy scarlet reading party

lmfao that you're dealing with firms that aren't employing, at a minimum, the trendash. Point to fact, in times of great exigency, I've gone so far as to make use of a pentadash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id#35641319)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 12:53 PM
Author: Canary abode mother



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Date: March 22nd, 2018 12:22 AM
Author: Diverse Bistre Factory Reset Button



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Date: May 14th, 2018 6:55 PM
Author: unholy scarlet reading party



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Date: August 4th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: i gave my cousin head



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:04 PM
Author: sick ticket booth athletic conference

Trendash for life. What the fuck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id#35641323)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:05 PM
Author: unholy scarlet reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id#35641327)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:06 PM
Author: Slippery exhilarant dopamine sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id#35641346)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:06 PM
Author: Mint Abnormal Theater Haunted Graveyard

This literally does not exist in the English language. I have no idea what you are talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id#35641347)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:07 PM
Author: unholy scarlet reading party

(non-peer graduate; non-peer practitioner; non-peer farmers market goer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id#35641352)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: Mint Abnormal Theater Haunted Graveyard

I'm open to hearing an explanation. But I consider myself a punctuation hardliner and literally have no idea what you are talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id#35641383)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: nofapping pea-brained laser beams blood rage

Check out Eats, Shoots, and Trendashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id#35641427)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Disgusting sanctuary striped hyena



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:07 PM
Author: glassy friendly grandma school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id#35641354)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:08 PM
Author: vibrant indirect expression shitlib



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: Disgusting sanctuary striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id#35641386)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:12 PM
Author: hairraiser sickened associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id#35641406)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:05 PM
Author: dashing mood

Is this flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id#35641326)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:05 PM
Author: Startled costumed theater stage corn cake

Square apostrophes are the worst. I mean, show a little effort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id#35641333)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:12 PM
Author: concupiscible skinny woman locale

Real pain in the ass in patent cases because you can’t just replace all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id#35641407)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:16 PM
Author: Mint Abnormal Theater Haunted Graveyard

You know what is really fucking insane is when people point the apostrophe the wrong way in patent cases. You see this all the time. Probably greater than 50% of the time, a biglaw firm will write about the 999 patent and have the apostrophe at the beginning pointing the wrong way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id#35641435)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 10:03 PM
Author: Haunting mildly autistic house gunner

cr, huge patent prole tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id#35641765)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 12:17 PM
Author: Mint Abnormal Theater Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id#35652523)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 10:14 PM
Author: nofapping pea-brained laser beams blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id#35641869)



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Date: March 22nd, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: beady-eyed tattoo

i correct every goddamn one. the founding fathers talked about patents in the goddamn constitution for fucks sake show a little respect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id#35658723)



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Date: May 12th, 2018 9:01 PM
Author: Mint Abnormal Theater Haunted Graveyard

Good job man. We’d be friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id#36038907)



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Date: May 12th, 2018 9:05 PM
Author: vengeful cream marketing idea chapel

This is a little known fact: the CAFC shreds your brief if they see a straight or backwards quote.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id#36038931)



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Date: May 12th, 2018 9:07 PM
Author: Mint Abnormal Theater Haunted Graveyard

Btw, why can’t you use the replace function in patent cases??? I’d like an explanation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id#36038946)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 6:54 PM
Author: vengeful cream marketing idea chapel

It flips them all so they curl away from the number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id#36050278)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:05 PM
Author: talented misunderstood new version antidepressant drug

two hyphens all day, fuck trying to find the button for em bash all the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id#35641336)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:06 PM
Author: unholy scarlet reading party

you can typically just use a voice command ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id#35641345)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:06 PM
Author: Sinister Space

Using hyphens instead of en dashes to save a line when faced with a page limit: decadent or shrewd?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id#35641343)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:09 PM
Author: Mint Abnormal Theater Haunted Graveyard

Honestly the one situation where I have been tempted to use a hyphen instead of an en dash (and, on occasion, have succumbed) is when faced with a strict word limit. If you use an en dash, Microsoft Word records the range as two words whereas it records a single word if you use a hyphen. But it is incorrect usage and I've always been tempted to call people out for violating the word count where they hit it exactly while employing 50 hyphens in the place of en dashes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id#35641372)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: dashing mood

You could have avoided all this just by doing better in HS calculus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id#35641379)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: unholy scarlet reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id#35641390)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:13 PM
Author: Irradiated cheese-eating wrinkle

Most lawyers did just fine in HS math.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id#35641414)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: Glittery sepia becky stage

The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id#35641395)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:15 PM
Author: Irradiated cheese-eating wrinkle

Amateur!

Increase the font scale setting to increase the hyphen to 300%.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id#35641430)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:18 PM
Author: Mint Abnormal Theater Haunted Graveyard

This is conscious rules flouting and robs you of your plausible deniability. Many jurisdictions, for example Delaware, now require briefs to be filed in Word format.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id#35641456)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 6:59 PM
Author: Irradiated cheese-eating wrinkle

Very TTT.

But who's going to check?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id#36050314)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:33 PM
Author: talented misunderstood new version antidepressant drug

People who care about this are what make biglaw miserable, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id#35641582)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:34 PM
Author: nofapping pea-brained laser beams blood rage

"bake?" oh shit, I just proved your point. Bake me away, toys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id#35641586)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:36 PM
Author: talented misunderstood new version antidepressant drug

Damn you're fast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id#35641601)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 10:02 PM
Author: nofapping pea-brained laser beams blood rage

That took several hours per my notebook of billables.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id#35641760)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 10:14 PM
Author: talented misunderstood new version antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id#35641859)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Sinister Space

Brother, clients pay $620 an hour for us to care about this so we can maintain credibility and prestige with judges.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id#35641748)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: Glittery sepia becky stage

Judge: Well, I was going to rule in defendant's favor, but then I noticed inconsistent em-dashes. Summary judgment for the plaintiff!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id#35641758)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 10:14 PM
Author: talented misunderstood new version antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id#35641861)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 10:14 PM
Author: talented misunderstood new version antidepressant drug

nobody whose time has any value gives one solitary fuck about this. its all dipshit mid level associates one upping each other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id#35641868)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: Curious theatre mad-dog skullcap

*BEEP BEEP BEEP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id#35641759)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 12:49 PM
Author: submissive weed whacker base

killself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id#35645224)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 12:51 PM
Author: irate office

alt 0151

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id#35645233)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: Spectacular Market

transhyphenist non bigot here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id#35645255)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 12:56 PM
Author: flirting organic girlfriend

I see even the most elite firms -- literally Wachtell and Cravath and Kellog and other top places -- file briefs using hyphens instead of en dashes and using en dashes or -- god forbid -- two hyphens for em dashes. get it together motherfuckers.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id#35645274)



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Date: May 12th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: topaz set

This is — the credited criticism — so say I.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id#36038917)



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Date: May 12th, 2018 10:43 PM
Author: vengeful cream marketing idea chapel

The SGs office is the last bastion of good writing in the profession. Their punctuation is always on point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id#36039460)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 7:39 PM
Author: misanthropic racy juggernaut stag film

Worrying about this is the ultimate no book of business tell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id#36050530)