He watches me every shift. Tonight, he left a note. (Evan39)
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Date: November 9th, 2024 9:44 AM Author: Beady-eyed Ratface
I first noticed him a few weeks ago. Always during my shift, always the same routine: he’d wander the aisles, never buying anything, just watching. His eyes would follow me as I stocked shelves or bagged groceries.
I told myself it was nothing. People are weird. But then he started getting bolder—standing closer, lingering at the end of whatever aisle I was in. He never spoke. Just stared.
Tonight, after my shift, I walked to my car and saw it. A folded piece of paper tucked under my windshield wiper. My hands were shaking as I opened it.
“$ee you soon, friend.”
I looked around the empty parking lot, heart pounding, but he was nowhere to be seen. Drove home in silence, locked every door, and sat in the dark. Whispered to myself, “Yes, friend. This is fine.”
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2...id#48314549) |
Date: December 21st, 2024 6:13 PM Author: Excitant Weed Whacker
Re: re: re: re: your recent thread
Dear junior associate,
I hope this email finds you well. Just a reminder that the letter "e" in my name is never capitalized unless it's at the beginning of a sentence. Additional mistakes may lead clients to doubt not only our attention to detail, but also our competence as legal professionals.
Thank,
Evan Therdanine | Senior Partner | He/Him/His | Weinberg Schlusser LLP
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2...id#48473536) |
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