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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
lascivious party of the first part windowlicker
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
Exciting box office toilet seat
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
razzmatazz rambunctious hairy legs
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
anal trust fund
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
Chest-beating Primrose Mad-dog Skullcap Lodge
  08/30/25
...
federal bawdyhouse marketing idea
  09/05/25
, he lisped
startled menage
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
talented hyperactive home dysfunction
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
lascivious party of the first part windowlicker
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
talented hyperactive home dysfunction
  08/31/25
...
Light Ladyboy
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
razzmatazz rambunctious hairy legs
  08/31/25
delusional take
Light Ladyboy
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
razzmatazz rambunctious hairy legs
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
Misunderstood Sepia Police Squad Goal In Life
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
razzmatazz rambunctious hairy legs
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
beady-eyed dilemma
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
razzmatazz rambunctious hairy legs
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
lascivious party of the first part windowlicker
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
razzmatazz rambunctious hairy legs
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
lascivious party of the first part windowlicker
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
beady-eyed dilemma
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
razzmatazz rambunctious hairy legs
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
razzmatazz rambunctious hairy legs
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
razzmatazz rambunctious hairy legs
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
beady-eyed dilemma
  09/05/25
...
razzmatazz rambunctious hairy legs
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
Gold nubile roast beef stage
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
beady-eyed dilemma
  09/05/25
...
razzmatazz rambunctious hairy legs
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
razzmatazz rambunctious hairy legs
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
beady-eyed dilemma
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
lascivious party of the first part windowlicker
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
Magical Philosopher-king
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
razzmatazz rambunctious hairy legs
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
Magical Philosopher-king
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
razzmatazz rambunctious hairy legs
  09/05/25
Kenny
beady-eyed dilemma
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
lascivious party of the first part windowlicker
  09/06/25
...
Plum Passionate Stead Idea He Suggested
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
razzmatazz rambunctious hairy legs
  09/06/25
...
Plum Passionate Stead Idea He Suggested
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
lascivious party of the first part windowlicker
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
razzmatazz rambunctious hairy legs
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
hideous kitchen pocket flask
  09/07/25
Explain
lascivious party of the first part windowlicker
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
rough-skinned bistre kitty haunted graveyard
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
lascivious party of the first part windowlicker
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
razzmatazz rambunctious hairy legs
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
lascivious party of the first part windowlicker
  09/07/25
...
Misunderstood Sepia Police Squad Goal In Life
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
razzmatazz rambunctious hairy legs
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
razzmatazz rambunctious hairy legs
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
razzmatazz rambunctious hairy legs
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
razzmatazz rambunctious hairy legs
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
razzmatazz rambunctious hairy legs
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
razzmatazz rambunctious hairy legs
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
fulano
  01/18/26
...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
Gary's Economics
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/18/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: lascivious party of the first part windowlicker

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Exciting box office toilet seat

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: razzmatazz rambunctious hairy legs

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: anal trust fund

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Chest-beating Primrose Mad-dog Skullcap Lodge

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: federal bawdyhouse marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: startled menage

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: talented hyperactive home dysfunction

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: lascivious party of the first part windowlicker

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: talented hyperactive home dysfunction

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Light Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: razzmatazz rambunctious hairy legs

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Light Ladyboy

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: razzmatazz rambunctious hairy legs

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Misunderstood Sepia Police Squad Goal In Life

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: razzmatazz rambunctious hairy legs

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: beady-eyed dilemma

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: razzmatazz rambunctious hairy legs

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: lascivious party of the first part windowlicker

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: razzmatazz rambunctious hairy legs

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: lascivious party of the first part windowlicker

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: beady-eyed dilemma

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: razzmatazz rambunctious hairy legs

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: razzmatazz rambunctious hairy legs

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: razzmatazz rambunctious hairy legs

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: beady-eyed dilemma

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: razzmatazz rambunctious hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Gold nubile roast beef stage

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: beady-eyed dilemma

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: razzmatazz rambunctious hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: razzmatazz rambunctious hairy legs

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: beady-eyed dilemma

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: lascivious party of the first part windowlicker

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Magical Philosopher-king

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: razzmatazz rambunctious hairy legs

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Magical Philosopher-king

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: razzmatazz rambunctious hairy legs

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: beady-eyed dilemma

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: lascivious party of the first part windowlicker

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Plum Passionate Stead Idea He Suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: razzmatazz rambunctious hairy legs

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Plum Passionate Stead Idea He Suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: lascivious party of the first part windowlicker

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: razzmatazz rambunctious hairy legs

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: hideous kitchen pocket flask

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: lascivious party of the first part windowlicker

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: rough-skinned bistre kitty haunted graveyard

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: lascivious party of the first part windowlicker

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: razzmatazz rambunctious hairy legs

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: lascivious party of the first part windowlicker

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Misunderstood Sepia Police Squad Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: razzmatazz rambunctious hairy legs

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: razzmatazz rambunctious hairy legs

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: razzmatazz rambunctious hairy legs

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: razzmatazz rambunctious hairy legs

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: razzmatazz rambunctious hairy legs

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: razzmatazz rambunctious hairy legs

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: fulano

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Gary's Economics

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49599047)