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Rate my net worth as of 6/1/25

Home Equity 868,904 401ks 1,241,822 Other Retirement A...
Razzmatazz metal degenerate
  06/27/25
you're making 4-5% a month?
Effete hairy legs ratface
  06/27/25
no of course not but google said S&P is up 4.25% over th...
Razzmatazz metal degenerate
  06/27/25
you're doing great if you live in Iowa. Fucked if you're in...
Effete hairy legs ratface
  06/27/25
Damnit, guess where I live
Razzmatazz metal degenerate
  06/27/25
VUG started at 413 on 6/1/2025. Is currently at 436.40. ...
puce prole indian lodge
  06/27/25
btw are you guys including the value of personal items like ...
Razzmatazz metal degenerate
  06/27/25
(TMF)
nofapping boltzmann
  06/27/25
...
fighting organic girlfriend
  06/27/25
I hope nutella sodomizes you and every other xo lawyer with ...
claret appetizing set
  06/27/25
?
Razzmatazz metal degenerate
  06/27/25
I think it's a pretty clear sentence
claret appetizing set
  06/28/25
Really need you include your rough age here. If you're 5...
puce prole indian lodge
  06/27/25
39
Razzmatazz metal degenerate
  06/27/25
CR.
puce prole indian lodge
  06/27/25
Thanks but the cash position is way too high and the home eq...
Razzmatazz metal degenerate
  06/27/25
You're also low on crypto and don't own any real estate othe...
puce prole indian lodge
  06/27/25
I'm way too risk-averse to drop $100k in crypto now that mos...
Razzmatazz metal degenerate
  06/27/25
ETH is max 3% / year and SOL is max 7.5% / year.
puce prole indian lodge
  06/27/25
SOL still has quite a bit of potential.
Razzmatazz metal degenerate
  06/27/25
Fuck yeah. I'm HODLING ~1250. All from 1,000 I copped ba...
puce prole indian lodge
  06/27/25
damn bro so jelly
Razzmatazz metal degenerate
  06/27/25
Also -- don't forget to report and pay your taxes on your st...
puce prole indian lodge
  06/27/25
Love staking my SOL ungh
Cordovan stirring queen of the night
  06/28/25
Edit: Need both your age and your height. If you're 39 and 6...
Coiffed mind-boggling chad
  06/27/25
6'0"
Razzmatazz metal degenerate
  06/27/25
Doing hhnw is cucked imo
swashbuckling ruby dragon
  06/27/25
Why. We're one economic unit.
Razzmatazz metal degenerate
  06/27/25
1. If phenotype remains unseen it conveys you married for In...
swashbuckling ruby dragon
  06/27/25
I love how you're always there to be a little bitch whenever...
Razzmatazz metal degenerate
  06/27/25
Im Taller than you with a higher SAT and 7” dick. Even...
swashbuckling ruby dragon
  06/27/25
No you're not, no you don't, yes it is.
Razzmatazz metal degenerate
  06/27/25
Every moslem I’ve ever seen is Bald
swashbuckling ruby dragon
  06/27/25
LJL -- you included wife's NW with yours? I retract every...
puce prole indian lodge
  06/27/25
That makes no sense. The law doesn't view it that way and ne...
Razzmatazz metal degenerate
  06/27/25
I don't make the rules brej. The rules are just the rules. ...
puce prole indian lodge
  06/27/25
If only you knew how much you suck. We don’t even know...
swashbuckling ruby dragon
  06/27/25
like 80%
Razzmatazz metal degenerate
  06/27/25
Im talking about net worth not the aggregate amount of Sperm...
swashbuckling ruby dragon
  06/27/25
Nice Jewish humor, you're mad cuz you're poorer than me?
Razzmatazz metal degenerate
  06/27/25
I am your better. Go ahead. We can do a Poll.
swashbuckling ruby dragon
  06/27/25
What are we voting on?
Razzmatazz metal degenerate
  06/27/25
Bitterness
swashbuckling ruby dragon
  06/27/25
You're easily more bitter, I just rail about Jews and nothin...
Razzmatazz metal degenerate
  06/27/25
I meant Betterness. I am your Better.
swashbuckling ruby dragon
  06/27/25
Post your unposted height
swashbuckling ruby dragon
  06/27/25
...
irate doobsian gas station
  06/27/25
What if I earned all the money that I contributed to my wife...
Coiffed mind-boggling chad
  06/27/25
congrats. but that NW *really* doesn't sound very muslim of...
irradiated milky space
  06/27/25
yeah it's strange in the sense that i feel like most muslims...
Razzmatazz metal degenerate
  06/27/25
Good for flyover. Below average for coastal HCOL.
Khaki Resort
  06/27/25
about the same as mine, youve got me by 40k
fighting organic girlfriend
  06/27/25
...
Razzmatazz metal degenerate
  06/27/25
You’re way wealthier than me.
bronze contagious bbw
  06/27/25
why so much in cash?
Vibrant cream ape
  06/27/25
got a huge bonus in march. was gonna invest it when market h...
Razzmatazz metal degenerate
  06/28/25
you're a poor stupid faggot with AIDS
Sexy nubile area
  06/28/25
180. Our nw is about $2.8m but we’re a few years older...
light stag film
  06/28/25
Nice brother
Razzmatazz metal degenerate
  06/28/25
i might walk away from firm life and become an arbitrator in...
Learned Foot
  07/01/25
how much do arbitrators make in your area? i know nothing ab...
Paralegal Mohammad
  07/01/25
hard to say - they charge by the day in my field (labor). ty...
Learned Foot
  07/02/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:43 PM
Author: Razzmatazz metal degenerate

Home Equity 868,904

401ks 1,241,822

Other Retirement Accounts 111,832

Brokerage 271,475

Cash 288,977

Crypto 146,142

College Fund 128,667

total: 3,057,819

add 4-5% for investment gains since then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id#49054928)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:07 PM
Author: Effete hairy legs ratface

you're making 4-5% a month?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id#49054977)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:09 PM
Author: Razzmatazz metal degenerate

no of course not but google said S&P is up 4.25% over the last month.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id#49054983)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Effete hairy legs ratface

you're doing great if you live in Iowa. Fucked if you're in California.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id#49054992)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Razzmatazz metal degenerate

Damnit, guess where I live

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id#49054998)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: puce prole indian lodge

VUG started at 413 on 6/1/2025.

Is currently at 436.40.

Increase of 5.7%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id#49054986)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: Razzmatazz metal degenerate

btw are you guys including the value of personal items like cars, jewelry etc. in these calculations? because that's not reflected here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id#49054945)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: nofapping boltzmann

(TMF)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id#49055203)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: fighting organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id#49055204)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:48 PM
Author: claret appetizing set

I hope nutella sodomizes you and every other xo lawyer with a rusty tire iron

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id#49054946)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:49 PM
Author: Razzmatazz metal degenerate

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id#49054947)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 6:48 AM
Author: claret appetizing set

I think it's a pretty clear sentence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id#49055684)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: puce prole indian lodge

Really need you include your rough age here.

If you're 55, you're fucked. If you're 25, you're doing great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id#49054949)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: Razzmatazz metal degenerate

39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id#49054955)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: puce prole indian lodge

CR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id#49054975)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:08 PM
Author: Razzmatazz metal degenerate

Thanks but the cash position is way too high and the home equity is useless. Don't see how the market will decline anytime soon either, but I need to invest like $150k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id#49054980)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: puce prole indian lodge

You're also low on crypto and don't own any real estate other than your home. Bad time to get into real estate right now. You should cop $100k more crypto today and put $50k in SP500 Monday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id#49054988)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:15 PM
Author: Razzmatazz metal degenerate

I'm way too risk-averse to drop $100k in crypto now that most of the gains are off the table. I'm only in BTC, ETH, and SOL but staked in the latter two which adds like 3% more coins every month.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id#49054997)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: puce prole indian lodge

ETH is max 3% / year and SOL is max 7.5% / year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id#49055023)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Razzmatazz metal degenerate

SOL still has quite a bit of potential.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id#49055033)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: puce prole indian lodge

Fuck yeah. I'm HODLING ~1250.

All from 1,000 I copped back when it was $4.5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id#49055037)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Razzmatazz metal degenerate

damn bro so jelly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id#49055053)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: puce prole indian lodge

Also -- don't forget to report and pay your taxes on your staking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id#49055045)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Cordovan stirring queen of the night

Love staking my SOL ungh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id#49056182)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Coiffed mind-boggling chad

Edit: Need both your age and your height. If you're 39 and 6'4", you're doing great. If you're 39 and 5'8", then you're fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id#49055405)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Razzmatazz metal degenerate

6'0"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id#49055407)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: swashbuckling ruby dragon

Doing hhnw is cucked imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id#49054993)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Razzmatazz metal degenerate

Why. We're one economic unit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id#49055002)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: swashbuckling ruby dragon

1. If phenotype remains unseen it conveys you married for Income like a Woman and are low T

2. Divorcepwnage

3. You’re 2x what most are posting including married poasters and you have her Consooming to factor in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id#49055017)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Razzmatazz metal degenerate

I love how you're always there to be a little bitch whenever it's shown that I'm better than you, you short, balding Jewish fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id#49055020)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:28 PM
Author: swashbuckling ruby dragon

Im Taller than you with a higher SAT and 7” dick. Even if your dick is bigger mine is still 7 which isn’t small imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id#49055025)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: Razzmatazz metal degenerate

No you're not, no you don't, yes it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id#49055030)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: swashbuckling ruby dragon

Every moslem I’ve ever seen is Bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id#49055059)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:28 PM
Author: puce prole indian lodge

LJL -- you included wife's NW with yours?

I retract everything. You're doing shit.

It's well known on xo that, except for primary residence equity, wives assets are to be EXCLUDED from NW calculations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id#49055026)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: Razzmatazz metal degenerate

That makes no sense. The law doesn't view it that way and neither do financial professionals. And that's hardly "well-known" or standard practice here, and if it is, it's fitting for the group of retards that poast here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id#49055028)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: puce prole indian lodge

I don't make the rules brej. The rules are just the rules.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id#49055040)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: swashbuckling ruby dragon

If only you knew how much you suck. We don’t even know how much you contributed you idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id#49055057)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Razzmatazz metal degenerate

like 80%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id#49055060)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: swashbuckling ruby dragon

Im talking about net worth not the aggregate amount of Sperm that other guys jizzed in your wife’s gash you sand nigger shitlib

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id#49055063)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:46 PM
Author: Razzmatazz metal degenerate

Nice Jewish humor, you're mad cuz you're poorer than me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id#49055065)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: swashbuckling ruby dragon

I am your better. Go ahead. We can do a Poll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id#49055067)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Razzmatazz metal degenerate

What are we voting on?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id#49055069)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:48 PM
Author: swashbuckling ruby dragon

Bitterness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id#49055070)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:48 PM
Author: Razzmatazz metal degenerate

You're easily more bitter, I just rail about Jews and nothing else. My life is 180 and I would never trade it with a balding Jewish midget like you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id#49055074)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:42 PM
Author: swashbuckling ruby dragon

I meant Betterness. I am your Better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id#49055185)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:42 PM
Author: swashbuckling ruby dragon

Post your unposted height

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id#49055186)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:32 PM
Author: irate doobsian gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id#49055031)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Coiffed mind-boggling chad

What if I earned all the money that I contributed to my wife's retirement accounts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id#49055402)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:48 PM
Author: irradiated milky space

congrats. but that NW *really* doesn't sound very muslim of you unless you have middle east oil money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id#49055071)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: Razzmatazz metal degenerate

yeah it's strange in the sense that i feel like most muslims i've known are either far richer or far poorer, few in my situation imo though i know the overall averages nationwide are much lower

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id#49055077)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Khaki Resort

Good for flyover.

Below average for coastal HCOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id#49055155)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: fighting organic girlfriend

about the same as mine, youve got me by 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id#49055199)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Razzmatazz metal degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id#49055410)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: bronze contagious bbw

You’re way wealthier than me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id#49055429)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Vibrant cream ape

why so much in cash?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id#49055477)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:42 AM
Author: Razzmatazz metal degenerate

got a huge bonus in march. was gonna invest it when market had that drop, didn't do it, market kept climbing. it's kinda fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id#49055541)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 6:50 AM
Author: Sexy nubile area

you're a poor stupid faggot with AIDS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id#49055686)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 7:50 AM
Author: light stag film

180. Our nw is about $2.8m but we’re a few years older than you.

Excluding your wife’s accounts from nw is idiocy. I’ve never heard this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id#49055740)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Razzmatazz metal degenerate

Nice brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id#49056213)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Learned Foot ((zurich is stained))

i might walk away from firm life and become an arbitrator in the next 2-4 years. i want to get out just before i turn 50. just need to save a couple years' living expenses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id#49063623)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: Paralegal Mohammad

how much do arbitrators make in your area? i know nothing about that but seems like a chill way to coast until retirement.

with the caveat that aging can always mess with these plans i don't see myself ever retiring, trying to create a fallback option for my kids because i think their generation is utterly fucked and i'm gonna die trying to make sure they'll be alright

$3,111,596 as of this morning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id#49063665)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Learned Foot ((zurich is stained))

hard to say - they charge by the day in my field (labor). typical rates are like $1500 - 2500 per day. so i guess it depends on how much biz you get. i'd guess an average yearly income would be like 200-300? starting out probably like low 100s until you get going.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2...id#49066662)