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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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orchid misunderstood address philosopher-king
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
floppy garnet locus
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
orchid misunderstood address philosopher-king
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
floppy garnet locus
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
orchid misunderstood address philosopher-king
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
ultramarine center
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
orchid misunderstood address philosopher-king
  07/06/25
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Swashbuckling Hall
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18000000000000
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emerald affirmative action wrinkle
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khaki multi-billionaire
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fishy mind-boggling elastic band trust fund
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Ruddy adulterous locale keepsake machete
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Tan vigorous skinny woman
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Cerebral french chef
  07/12/25
Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
emerald affirmative action wrinkle
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
floppy garnet locus
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
emerald affirmative action wrinkle
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
orchid misunderstood address philosopher-king
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
emerald affirmative action wrinkle
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
floppy garnet locus
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
orchid misunderstood address philosopher-king
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
emerald affirmative action wrinkle
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
hyperactive indian lodge
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
emerald affirmative action wrinkle
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
provocative federal piazza
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
Laughsome dilemma
  07/06/25
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Cerebral french chef
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
fishy mind-boggling elastic band trust fund
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
Scarlet fragrant senate toaster
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
Slate Macaca Orchestra Pit
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
Saffron fortuitous meteor
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
arrogant very tactful school cafeteria puppy
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
orchid misunderstood address philosopher-king
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
hyperactive indian lodge
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
orchid misunderstood address philosopher-king
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
arrogant very tactful school cafeteria puppy
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
hyperactive indian lodge
  07/07/25
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aphrodisiac trailer park sex offender
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
arrogant very tactful school cafeteria puppy
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
Slate Macaca Orchestra Pit
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
hyperactive indian lodge
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
aphrodisiac trailer park sex offender
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
arrogant very tactful school cafeteria puppy
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
aphrodisiac trailer park sex offender
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
arrogant very tactful school cafeteria puppy
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
aphrodisiac trailer park sex offender
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
arrogant very tactful school cafeteria puppy
  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
arrogant very tactful school cafeteria puppy
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fishy mind-boggling elastic band trust fund
  07/07/25
No 40k for you
aphrodisiac trailer park sex offender
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orchid misunderstood address philosopher-king
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
Curious Theater Stage Rigor
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emerald affirmative action wrinkle
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aphrodisiac trailer park sex offender
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orchid misunderstood address philosopher-king
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
fuchsia galvanic parlour
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
Razzle School Kitty
  07/11/25
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orchid misunderstood address philosopher-king
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
Chrome massive electric furnace
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: orchid misunderstood address philosopher-king



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: floppy garnet locus

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: orchid misunderstood address philosopher-king

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49077705)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: floppy garnet locus

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49077713)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: orchid misunderstood address philosopher-king

Idk like 3 days of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49077723)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: ultramarine center

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: orchid misunderstood address philosopher-king

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49077730)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Hall



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: titillating stag film

18000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49077861)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: emerald affirmative action wrinkle



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: ultramarine center



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: khaki multi-billionaire



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: fishy mind-boggling elastic band trust fund



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: Fluffy Soggy Station



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: Saffron fortuitous meteor



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: bipolar crusty range boltzmann



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: aphrodisiac trailer park sex offender



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: amethyst fighting newt shrine



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: Ruddy adulterous locale keepsake machete



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Razzle School Kitty



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Tan vigorous skinny woman



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: startled beady-eyed water buffalo headpube



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Cerebral french chef



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: emerald affirmative action wrinkle

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: floppy garnet locus

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: emerald affirmative action wrinkle

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: orchid misunderstood address philosopher-king

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: emerald affirmative action wrinkle

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: floppy garnet locus

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49077738)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: orchid misunderstood address philosopher-king

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49077725)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: emerald affirmative action wrinkle

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49077729)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: hyperactive indian lodge

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49078404)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: emerald affirmative action wrinkle

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49078900)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: provocative federal piazza

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49077726)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: Laughsome dilemma

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: Cerebral french chef



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: fishy mind-boggling elastic band trust fund

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: Scarlet fragrant senate toaster

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Slate Macaca Orchestra Pit

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Saffron fortuitous meteor

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49078365)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: arrogant very tactful school cafeteria puppy

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: orchid misunderstood address philosopher-king

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: hyperactive indian lodge

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: orchid misunderstood address philosopher-king

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49078738)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: arrogant very tactful school cafeteria puppy

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49078743)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: hyperactive indian lodge

you're indian why do you care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49078752)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: aphrodisiac trailer park sex offender



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: arrogant very tactful school cafeteria puppy

veddy veddy not kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49078879)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: Slate Macaca Orchestra Pit

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: hyperactive indian lodge

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: aphrodisiac trailer park sex offender

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: arrogant very tactful school cafeteria puppy

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: aphrodisiac trailer park sex offender

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: arrogant very tactful school cafeteria puppy

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: aphrodisiac trailer park sex offender

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: arrogant very tactful school cafeteria puppy

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: arrogant very tactful school cafeteria puppy

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49093472)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: fishy mind-boggling elastic band trust fund



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: aphrodisiac trailer park sex offender

No 40k for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49078877)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: orchid misunderstood address philosopher-king



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Curious Theater Stage Rigor

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49085438)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: emerald affirmative action wrinkle



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: aphrodisiac trailer park sex offender



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: orchid misunderstood address philosopher-king



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: fuchsia galvanic parlour

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49087406)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Razzle School Kitty

define 'sticks'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49093479)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: orchid misunderstood address philosopher-king



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Chrome massive electric furnace

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49099235)