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reminder: nobody really understands how computers work AT ALL

that computers have been useful in any way is solely the res...
coral clown feces
  11/14/18
Visual depiction of Boltzmann Brain in first ever working tr...
aromatic tattoo
  12/12/18
(circuits masterman)
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  11/14/18
its ones and zeroes
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  11/14/18
Seems straightforwardly wrong
aqua rigor
  11/14/18
I don't follow.
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  11/14/18
i was going to make basically the same thread, but about mod...
Violent stimulating box office partner
  11/14/18
What
aqua rigor
  11/14/18
like the old argument about the complexity of the human eye,...
Violent stimulating box office partner
  11/14/18
i was thinking this as I did 75mph around a curve recently, ...
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high and low voltage as way to represent 0s and 1s, which ar...
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  11/14/18
just so!
coral clown feces
  11/14/18
Migration of holes through a semiconductor. ALUs and memory ...
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  11/16/18
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  12/12/18
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Spruce quadroon
  12/12/18
this is the modern equivalent of people saying thunder is th...
coral clown feces
  12/12/18
Other than the obvious possibility that you're flame, where ...
Spruce quadroon
  12/12/18
(guy in the pocket of BIGCOMPUTER)
coral clown feces
  12/12/18
If you're opposed to BIGCOMPUTER, why not learn things for y...
Spruce quadroon
  12/12/18
lol yeah just read my pamphlet bro.
coral clown feces
  12/12/18
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  12/13/18
There's a big secret in engineering that's revealed to you o...
sickened jewess
  12/12/18
I'm too dumb to understand this without abstracting it away ...
Tan Well-lubricated Mother
  12/12/18
How is the vibration of the quartz in a CPU heuristic? It's ...
odious ruby garrison
  12/12/18
utter flame. circuit behavior is non linear sure but the ide...
onyx flirting office skinny woman
  12/12/18
Thought he was talking about semiconductor behavior approach...
Transparent hairraiser dingle berry rigpig
  12/12/18
we are nowhere close to that yet wrt semiconductor fabricati...
onyx flirting office skinny woman
  12/12/18
You have any idea why Intel is having so many problems with ...
Transparent hairraiser dingle berry rigpig
  12/12/18
no idea
onyx flirting office skinny woman
  12/12/18
Multiple offset litho passes per layer. Geometric increase i...
Cream national
  12/13/18
it honestly blows my mind how invested people like you are i...
coral clown feces
  12/12/18
wait what
onyx flirting office skinny woman
  12/12/18
maybe i’m not being fair and you know the truth but yo...
coral clown feces
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dashing fear-inspiring headpube
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sickened jewess
  12/12/18
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geriatric glittery gay wizard
  02/17/19
Computer tp poasted this flame
sickened jewess
  01/10/21
have you ever OPENED a computer? it's just a bunch of littl...
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  12/12/18
made from fucking dirt! little cargo cult computer "eng...
coral clown feces
  12/12/18
This is true about lots of stuff. We know how pencils work, ...
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  12/12/18
eh I could have guessed 'insert graphite between two carved ...
ebony sex offender
  12/12/18
what's graphite
Tan Well-lubricated Mother
  12/13/18
...
splenetic blathering factory reset button
  12/13/18
no idea. fine, insert lead.
ebony sex offender
  12/13/18
cr. what are the best methods for identifying a lead deposit...
splenetic blathering factory reset button
  12/13/18
wait for people to die from lead poisoning, burn corpses to ...
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coral clown feces
  01/10/21
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0pOQfs
Gay Spectacular Pozpig
  01/10/21
Was going to make this same thread about iphones
Violent multi-billionaire
  01/10/21
It’s just logic gates man. You and most xoers don&rsqu...
Provocative Aquamarine Queen Of The Night
  01/10/21
We all understand logic games buddy
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  11/26/21
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coral clown feces
  06/30/25
you a HAM elmer or what
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  06/30/25
maybe, but i don’t know what that is.
coral clown feces
  06/30/25
Silicon engineers are modern alchemists.
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  06/30/25


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Date: November 14th, 2018 11:10 PM
Author: coral clown feces

that computers have been useful in any way is solely the result of an inconceivably unlikely coincidence of pure random chance; an a.i. boltzmann brain. and the music could stop at any moment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2...id#37235683)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 3:12 AM
Author: aromatic tattoo

Visual depiction of Boltzmann Brain in first ever working transistor.

https://i.imgur.com/hFrQqjC.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2...id#37393951)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 11:10 PM
Author: Diverse coldplay fan piazza

(circuits masterman)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2...id#37235686)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 11:16 PM
Author: Canary supple persian point

its ones and zeroes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2...id#37235731)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 11:17 PM
Author: aqua rigor

Seems straightforwardly wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2...id#37235735)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 11:17 PM
Author: Obsidian site electric furnace

I don't follow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2...id#37235737)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 11:20 PM
Author: Violent stimulating box office partner

i was going to make basically the same thread, but about modern day cars. their complexity is absurd and the likelihood that they should even work at all is astronomically small and unbelievable; a proof of God that you can physically get into and drive to the supermarket.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2...id#37235746)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 11:21 PM
Author: aqua rigor

What

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2...id#37235750)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 11:30 PM
Author: Violent stimulating box office partner

like the old argument about the complexity of the human eye, but about cars instead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2...id#37235800)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: exciting deep affirmative action love of her life

i was thinking this as I did 75mph around a curve recently, family in tow.

a dozen other people were doing it, and Id done it 10000000 times.

we just presume, yeah these tires will work and avert the cliff we are hurdling to at unnatural speeds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2...id#49061482)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 11:22 PM
Author: purple menage potus

high and low voltage as way to represent 0s and 1s, which are used to implement logic and arithmetic, organized into more or less complicated control flow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2...id#37235754)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 11:27 PM
Author: coral clown feces

just so!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2...id#37235780)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 11:27 PM
Author: Obsidian site electric furnace

Migration of holes through a semiconductor. ALUs and memory management. Instruction sets and compilers.

This is all well understood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2...id#37235785)



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Date: February 17th, 2019 3:04 PM
Author: Irradiated Incel Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2...id#37797523)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 1:01 AM
Author: coral clown feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2...id#37243183)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 12:39 AM
Author: coral clown feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2...id#37393567)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 12:44 AM
Author: Spruce quadroon

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTbGLTgA1cVbGtIafoKH3uIOwI0XEQ5S7Djd1BibWursVVGVKFQNA

Not that fucking hard bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2...id#37393587)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 12:47 AM
Author: coral clown feces

this is the modern equivalent of people saying thunder is the sound of the gods bowling or whatever. it makes sense based on our woefully insufficient understanding but is completely made up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2...id#37393600)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 12:53 AM
Author: Spruce quadroon

Other than the obvious possibility that you're flame, where are you trying to go with this?

If the Vikings had some theory about lightning and Thor, and were able to use that theory to land a space craft on an asteroid, that would seem to lend credibility to that theory.

If you feel perplexed by computers, maybe take a couple beginner EE/CS classes? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2...id#37393627)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 1:10 AM
Author: coral clown feces

(guy in the pocket of BIGCOMPUTER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2...id#37393664)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 1:39 AM
Author: Spruce quadroon

If you're opposed to BIGCOMPUTER, why not learn things for yourself?

https://eater.net/8bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2...id#37393745)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 2:27 AM
Author: coral clown feces

lol yeah just read my pamphlet bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2...id#37393865)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 1:15 AM
Author: dashing fear-inspiring headpube

lol yeah, right. that thing there eats javascript and gives me porn. not buying it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2...id#37393679)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 1:16 AM
Author: Vengeful Apoplectic Casino Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2...id#37393683)



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Date: December 13th, 2018 11:06 AM
Author: splenetic blathering factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2...id#37401308)



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Date: December 13th, 2018 11:07 AM
Author: ebony sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2...id#37401309)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 1:08 AM
Author: sickened jewess

There's a big secret in engineering that's revealed to you only if you've spent enough time in advanced electrical engineering courses: MOSFETs and other types of transistors found in processors don't actually behave as described in those circuit diagrams; their behavior is in a hazy state between randomness and determinacy, which can only be poorly approximated with existing mathematical tools. CPU speeds are "heuristic" values that don't actually measure anything, but rather they're based on arbitrary standards without any physical reference. The same is true for memory, storage, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2...id#37393660)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 1:25 AM
Author: Tan Well-lubricated Mother

I'm too dumb to understand this without abstracting it away into mysticism. This is evidence that there's a ghost in the machine, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2...id#37393702)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 1:41 AM
Author: odious ruby garrison

How is the vibration of the quartz in a CPU heuristic? It's like car RPM, but instead of a 360° turn of the wheels, a cpu clockspeed is it performing one full cycle of fetch-calc-send?

Edit: "To ensure proper operation of the CPU, the clock period is longer than the maximum time needed for all signals to propagate (move) through the CPU. In setting the clock period to a value well above the worst-case propagation delay, it is possible to design the entire CPU and the way it moves data around the "edges" of the rising and falling clock signal. This has the advantage of simplifying the CPU significantly, both from a design perspective and a component-count perspective. However, it also carries the disadvantage that the entire CPU must wait on its slowest elements, even though some portions of it are much faster. This limitation has largely been compensated for by various methods of increasing CPU parallelism"

Is that what you're talking about?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2...id#37393754)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 1:59 AM
Author: onyx flirting office skinny woman

utter flame. circuit behavior is non linear sure but the idea that they dont behave as designed is flame (excluding manufacturing/design defects). inverters invert, PLLs generate clock signals, ADC/DAC convert signals etc etc

CPU speeds are rough approximations to indicate speed at which the chip operates. it does mean something. try running latest video games on pentium processors if they dont mean anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2...id#37393784)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 2:04 AM
Author: Transparent hairraiser dingle berry rigpig

Thought he was talking about semiconductor behavior approaching quantum mechanical physics due to feature sizes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2...id#37393793)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 2:18 AM
Author: onyx flirting office skinny woman

we are nowhere close to that yet wrt semiconductor fabrication/manufacturing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2...id#37393848)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 2:22 AM
Author: Transparent hairraiser dingle berry rigpig

You have any idea why Intel is having so many problems with their 10nm node?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2...id#37393856)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 2:27 AM
Author: onyx flirting office skinny woman

no idea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2...id#37393866)



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Date: December 13th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: Cream national

Multiple offset litho passes per layer. Geometric increase in defects. The upcoming move to Extreme UV for below 10nm will allow them to move back to single pattern layers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2...id#37401319)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 2:25 AM
Author: coral clown feces

it honestly blows my mind how invested people like you are in this obvious lie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2...id#37393862)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 2:27 AM
Author: onyx flirting office skinny woman

wait what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2...id#37393868)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 2:29 AM
Author: coral clown feces

maybe i’m not being fair and you know the truth but you’re one of the people that benefits from perpetuating this ridiculous charade. in the end that’s probably worse, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2...id#37393872)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 2:31 AM
Author: dashing fear-inspiring headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2...id#37393879)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 9:26 PM
Author: sickened jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2...id#37398801)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 8:14 PM
Author: sickened jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2...id#37398426)



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Date: February 17th, 2019 3:03 PM
Author: geriatric glittery gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2...id#37797520)



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Date: January 10th, 2021 3:57 PM
Author: sickened jewess

Computer tp poasted this flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2...id#41724245)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 1:13 AM
Author: Zombie-like yarmulke bawdyhouse

have you ever OPENED a computer?

it's just a bunch of little wires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2...id#37393672)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 1:15 AM
Author: coral clown feces

made from fucking dirt! little cargo cult computer "engineers" patting themselves on the back all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2...id#37393678)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: abusive crackhouse really tough guy

This is true about lots of stuff. We know how pencils work, but literally no individual knows how to make one: https://www.econlib.org/library/Essays/rdPncl.html?chapter_num=2#book-reader

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2...id#37393714)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 2:23 AM
Author: ebony sex offender

eh I could have guessed 'insert graphite between two carved pieces of wood then crimp tin around components'. and everyone knows how they work - graphite stick paper make mark rubber make graphite unstick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2...id#37393858)



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Date: December 13th, 2018 11:04 AM
Author: Tan Well-lubricated Mother

what's graphite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2...id#37401299)



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Date: December 13th, 2018 11:07 AM
Author: splenetic blathering factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2...id#37401310)



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Date: December 13th, 2018 11:07 AM
Author: ebony sex offender

no idea. fine, insert lead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2...id#37401311)



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Date: December 13th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: splenetic blathering factory reset button

cr. what are the best methods for identifying a lead deposit and safely mining it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2...id#37401352)



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Date: December 13th, 2018 11:35 AM
Author: ebony sex offender

wait for people to die from lead poisoning, burn corpses to extract lead

EZPZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2...id#37401431)



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Date: December 13th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: talented old irish cottage stag film

should i get skippy or jif peanus butter?

i'm going to target later.

and don't tell me peanus butter is faggot, i know that already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2...id#37401369)



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Date: February 17th, 2019 12:44 PM
Author: coral clown feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2...id#37796850)



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Date: January 10th, 2021 3:53 PM
Author: coral clown feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2...id#41724226)



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Date: January 10th, 2021 4:02 PM
Author: Gay Spectacular Pozpig

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0pOQfs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2...id#41724259)



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Date: January 10th, 2021 4:03 PM
Author: Violent multi-billionaire

Was going to make this same thread about iphones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2...id#41724261)



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Date: January 10th, 2021 4:04 PM
Author: Provocative Aquamarine Queen Of The Night

It’s just logic gates man. You and most xoers don’t understand them because you’re all polisci shitheads and not alpha stem bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2...id#41724271)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: Lascivious Kitty Cat Idea He Suggested

We all understand logic games buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2...id#49061510)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 11:54 AM
Author: coral clown feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2...id#43511565)



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Date: May 29th, 2022 8:25 PM
Author: coral clown feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2...id#44595289)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: coral clown feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2...id#49061461)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: chestnut razzle cuckoldry

you a HAM elmer or what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2...id#49061478)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: coral clown feces

maybe, but i don’t know what that is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2...id#49061919)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: translucent adventurous parlor

Silicon engineers are modern alchemists.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2...id#49061504)