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Mike Tyson's best quotes read like compendium of philosophy:

- Man is not meant to be humble, he's meant to be humbled ...
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Infantile Retard, the poaster
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- I'm just a dark guy from a den of iniquity. A dark shadowy...
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Fuck libs, fuck hipsters, fuck hippies
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- At one point, I thought life was about acquiring things. B...
.,.,.,.....,
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maine is 180
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move over marcus aurelius
Live Free or Die.
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butt cheeks
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https://x.com/MikeTyson/status/1494869448192237569
.,.,.,.....,
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- I paid a worker at New York's zoo to re-open it just for m...
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butt cheeks
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propecia mathematica
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jag
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- It's no doubt I am going to win this fight and I feel conf...
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Ljl
Fuck libs, fuck hipsters, fuck hippies
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fornicate is an under used word
prince j'rick mpanama
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jag
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- Real freedom is having nothing. I was freer when I didn'...
smirk
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Fuck libs, fuck hipsters, fuck hippies
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Tyson the Cynic (in the Greek philosophy sense)
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“There's Lincoln Terrace Park. We'd see dead whores th...
cannon
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Men living in civilization are like people carrying around 1...
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Fuck libs, fuck hipsters, fuck hippies
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Sean South of Garryowen
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Cocksucker69699
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he's a legend
Infantile Retard, the poaster
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The Kobe Bryant School of Rotary Wing Aviation
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Fuck libs, fuck hipsters, fuck hippies
  11/15/24
sounds like a trump quote
crotch goblins
  11/16/24
Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth
Kenneth Play
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...
maine is 180
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https://x.com/InternetH0F/status/1857332752137265313
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"There’s a fundamental difference between me and ...
wangfei
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The Kobe Bryant School of Rotary Wing Aviation
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philosophy as praxis: this. https://x.com/smubpublius/...
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life is fundamentally meaningless
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Any comments about Jews?
Pajeert Wilders
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Cocksucker69699
  11/15/24
million comments about ((lawyers)) mostly philosophical a...
.,.,.,.....,
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But nothing about Jews. The man knows what butters his bread...
Pajeert Wilders
  11/15/24
thread is missing his best quote ever: "i'll fuck yo...
Cocksucker69699
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Infantile Retard, the poaster
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barnabyjones
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Pajeert Wilders
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butt cheeks
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The Kobe Bryant School of Rotary Wing Aviation
  11/16/24
My favorite Tyson interview. The "Fuck you" at the...
Post nut horror
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Lmao at the Urkel reporter
Respect your Elders
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couldn't bottom for about 2 years
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the charisma of that man is off the charts
barnabyjones
  11/15/24
If they don't have that extreme addict personality, you can ...
Advantage Player
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Best embodiment of the scholar-athlete since Plato
Jason Genova
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- I like the hip writers: Fitzgerald, the guy who committed ...
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couldn't bottom for about 2 years
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last line is killer he stumbles on these lines that rival...
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luke screenwatcher
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richard clock
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couldn't bottom for about 2 years
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but at what cost
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Kenneth Play
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We should do a Boom or Tyson thread.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9MtJ164XJI
neg
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Date: November 15th, 2024 8:47 AM
Author: .,.,.,.....,

- Man is not meant to be humble, he's meant to be humbled

- I try to catch [other boxers] on the tip of the nose, because i try to push the bone into the brain

- I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating

- They called me a ‘rapist’ and a ‘recluse.’ I’m not a recluse

- A man that is a friend to everyone is an enemy to himself

- I was in handcuffs. I was under arrest. I remember there was this old lady looking at me, and I could tell she felt real sorry for me, and she did'nt know but all I wanted to do was take her purse

- I'm the best ever. I'm the most brutal and most vicious and most ruthless champion there's ever been. There's no-one can stop me. Lennox is a conqueror? No. I'm Alexander, he's no Alexander. I'm the best ever. There's never been anybody as ruthless. I'm Sonny Liston. I'm Jack Dempsey, there's no one like me - I'm from their cloth. There's no one that can match me. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah

- One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died. I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand - he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like an infantile retard.

- But I don't feel the urge to steal anymore. I don't need to, I'm established. God, I hate that word, established. People who call themselves established -- put them on these streets for five minutes, let's see how established they are. There's Lincoln Terrace Park. We'd see dead whores there in the morning. What memories. Good memories. Beautiful memories. I was happier then. I had pure fun here. Every day I was living on the edge. I was wild and free. I love coming back. Do you understand?

- Real freedom is having nothing. I was freer when I didn't have a cent. Do you know what I do sometimes? Put on a ski mask and dress in old clothes, go out on the streets and beg for quarters

- I'm the most irresponsible person in the world. The reason I'm like that is because, at 21, you all gave me $50 or $100 million, and I didn't know what to do. I'm from the ghetto. I don't know how to act. One day I'm in a dope house robbing somebody. The next thing I know, 'You're the heavyweight champion of the world.' ... Who am I? What am I? I don't even know who I am. I'm just a dumb child. I'm being abused. I'm being robbed by lawyers. I think I have more money than I do. I'm just a dumb pugnacious fool. I'm just a fool who thinks I'm someone. And you tell me I should be responsible?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2...id#48340394)



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Date: November 15th, 2024 3:43 PM
Author: Infantile Retard, the poaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2...id#48342228)



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Date: November 15th, 2024 8:48 AM
Author: .,.,.,.....,

- I'm just a dark guy from a den of iniquity. A dark shadowy figure from the bowels of iniquity. I wish I could be Mike who gets an endorsement deal. But you can't make a lie and a truth go together. This country wasn't built on moral fiber. This country was built on rape, slavery, murder, degradation and affiliation with crime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2...id#48340399)



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Date: November 15th, 2024 8:53 AM
Author: Fuck libs, fuck hipsters, fuck hippies



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2...id#48340412)



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Date: November 15th, 2024 8:49 AM
Author: .,.,.,.....,

- At one point, I thought life was about acquiring things. But as I get older, life is totally about losing everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2...id#48340401)



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Date: November 15th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: maine is 180



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2...id#48340406)



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Date: November 15th, 2024 11:57 AM
Author: Live Free or Die.

move over marcus aurelius

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2...id#48341324)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 11:02 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,.,.,:,.,.:.,:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2...id#48347404)



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Date: November 15th, 2024 8:50 AM
Author: butt cheeks (🍑 Pronouns: Ausländer/Raus döp dödö döp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2...id#48340404)



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Date: November 15th, 2024 8:56 AM
Author: .,.,.,.....,

https://x.com/MikeTyson/status/1494869448192237569

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2...id#48340425)



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Date: November 15th, 2024 9:00 AM
Author: .,.,.,.....,

- I paid a worker at New York's zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin. When we got to the gorilla cage there was 1 big silverback gorilla there. He was so powerful but their eyes were like an innocent infant. I offered the attendant $10,000 to open the cage and let me smash that silverback's face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2...id#48340436)



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Date: November 15th, 2024 9:01 AM
Author: butt cheeks (🍑 Pronouns: Ausländer/Raus döp dödö döp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2...id#48340437)



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Date: November 15th, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: propecia mathematica



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2...id#48340495)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 10:37 PM
Author: jag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2...id#48347356)



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Date: November 15th, 2024 9:02 AM
Author: .,.,.,.....,

- It's no doubt I am going to win this fight and I feel confident about winning this fight. I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them. So you shouldn't talk anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2...id#48340439)



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Date: November 15th, 2024 9:03 AM
Author: Fuck libs, fuck hipsters, fuck hippies

Ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2...id#48340442)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 9:05 AM
Author: prince j'rick mpanama (1)

fornicate is an under used word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2...id#48344643)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 10:37 PM
Author: jag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2...id#48347358)



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Date: November 15th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: smirk

- Real freedom is having nothing. I was freer when I didn't have a cent. Do you know what I do sometimes? Put on a ski mask and dress in old clothes, go out on the streets and beg for quarters

this is boom level of genius

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2...id#48340450)



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Date: November 15th, 2024 9:18 AM
Author: .,.,.,.....,



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2...id#48340466)



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Date: November 15th, 2024 9:32 AM
Author: Fuck libs, fuck hipsters, fuck hippies



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2...id#48340502)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 10:41 PM
Author: ,,.,.,,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,,.,,.,.,.,..,.,


Tyson the Cynic (in the Greek philosophy sense)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2...id#48347365)



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Date: November 15th, 2024 9:18 AM
Author: cannon

“There's Lincoln Terrace Park. We'd see dead whores there in the morning. What memories. Good memories. Beautiful memories. I was happier then. I had pure fun here. Every day I was living on the edge. I was wild and free. I love coming back. Do you understand?”

I think I understand, Mike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2...id#48340467)



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Date: November 15th, 2024 9:21 AM
Author: .,.,.,.....,

Men living in civilization are like people carrying around 100 lbs of delicate china while forbidden to acknowledge what they are doing, or men walking around with nooses tied to a boulder ten feet away, constantly jerking their necks

and for ten thousand years our smartest humans havent found the words to describe this, but someone like Mike just says it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2...id#48340471)



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Date: November 15th, 2024 9:32 AM
Author: Fuck libs, fuck hipsters, fuck hippies



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2...id#48340501)



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Date: November 15th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Sean South of Garryowen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2...id#48342285)



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Date: November 15th, 2024 3:54 PM
Author: Cocksucker69699



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2...id#48342296)



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Date: November 15th, 2024 3:55 PM
Author: Infantile Retard, the poaster

he's a legend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2...id#48342304)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: The Kobe Bryant School of Rotary Wing Aviation (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2...id#48346775)



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Date: November 15th, 2024 9:31 AM
Author: Fuck libs, fuck hipsters, fuck hippies



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2...id#48340500)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 10:49 PM
Author: crotch goblins

sounds like a trump quote

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2...id#48347373)



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Date: November 15th, 2024 10:07 AM
Author: Kenneth Play

Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2...id#48340604)



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Date: November 15th, 2024 3:58 PM
Author: maine is 180



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2...id#48342325)



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Date: November 15th, 2024 10:20 AM
Author: .,.,.,.....,

https://x.com/InternetH0F/status/1857332752137265313

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2...id#48340661)



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Date: November 15th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: wangfei

"There’s a fundamental difference between me and Jake. He’s a manufactured killer. Television and the papers made him a killer, he’s manufactured. I’m a natural-born killer. That’s the difference.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2...id#48340669)



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Date: November 15th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: The Kobe Bryant School of Rotary Wing Aviation (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2...id#48341294)



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Date: November 15th, 2024 1:55 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


philosophy as praxis:

this.

https://x.com/smubpublius/status/1857465852767121556

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2...id#48341875)



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Date: November 15th, 2024 3:35 PM
Author: life is fundamentally meaningless



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2...id#48342205)



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Date: November 15th, 2024 3:41 PM
Author: Pajeert Wilders

Any comments about Jews?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2...id#48342215)



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Date: November 15th, 2024 3:54 PM
Author: Cocksucker69699



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2...id#48342298)



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Date: November 15th, 2024 7:25 PM
Author: .,.,.,.....,

million comments about ((lawyers))

mostly philosophical about how he was abused, molested and robbed by ((lawyers))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2...id#48343078)



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Date: November 15th, 2024 7:48 PM
Author: Pajeert Wilders

But nothing about Jews. The man knows what butters his bread. There is a reason why he is still in the limelight.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2...id#48343131)



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Date: November 15th, 2024 3:43 PM
Author: Cocksucker69699

thread is missing his best quote ever:

"i'll fuck you til you love me, faggot!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2...id#48342227)



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Date: November 15th, 2024 3:55 PM
Author: Infantile Retard, the poaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2...id#48342305)



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Date: November 15th, 2024 3:58 PM
Author: barnabyjones



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2...id#48342324)



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Date: November 15th, 2024 4:04 PM
Author: Pajeert Wilders



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2...id#48342352)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 8:59 AM
Author: butt cheeks (🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2...id#48344633)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 7:57 PM
Author: The Kobe Bryant School of Rotary Wing Aviation (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2...id#48346777)



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Date: November 15th, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: Post nut horror

My favorite Tyson interview. The "Fuck you" at the end kills me every time

https://youtu.be/OOhdx1TLutw?si=GklnFruqbudd7Ktu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2...id#48342318)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 8:58 AM
Author: Respect your Elders (1799 SOL away from student loan freedom (thanks gator))

Lmao at the Urkel reporter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2...id#48344627)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 4:03 PM
Author: couldn't bottom for about 2 years



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2...id#48349395)



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Date: November 15th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: barnabyjones

the charisma of that man is off the charts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2...id#48342432)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 2:09 AM
Author: Advantage Player

If they don't have that extreme addict personality, you can never understand how a guy can blow 300 or 400 million dollars. If I have to live at the top of the world, I also have to live at the bottom of the ocean. I don't know how to live in the middle of life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2...id#48344392)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 8:46 AM
Author: Jason Genova

Best embodiment of the scholar-athlete since Plato

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2...id#48344594)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 6:32 PM
Author: .,.,.,.....,

- I like the hip writers: Fitzgerald, the guy who committed suicide, Hemingway, all those guys.

Some of them were alcoholics and drug addicts but they had fun. They were real people. They formed the culture of American literature.

Hemingway admired Tolstoy, Tolstoy admired Pushkin, and Mailer admired Hemingway. It all flows down. The greats are all connected.

One day I'm gonna write a book myself. The first chapter will be about what a rough deal my momma got.

She believed in you guys and your society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2...id#48346485)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 8:05 PM
Author: couldn't bottom for about 2 years



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2...id#48346816)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 10:01 PM
Author: .,.,.,.....,

last line is killer

he stumbles on these lines that rival the best of literature and philosophy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2...id#48347272)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 10:58 PM
Author: luke screenwatcher (luis)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2...id#48347394)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 10:59 PM
Author: richard clock



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2...id#48347395)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 11:08 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,.,.,:,.,.:.,:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2...id#48347420)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 4:03 PM
Author: couldn't bottom for about 2 years



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2...id#48349394)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 4:04 PM
Author: but at what cost



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2...id#48349399)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 11:17 PM
Author: Kenneth Play



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2...id#48347443)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 11:01 PM
Author: ..,..,,,....,.,.,..,,.,.,,.,..,,...,.,,....,


We should do a Boom or Tyson thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2...id#48347399)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 4:21 PM
Author: neg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9MtJ164XJI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2...id#48349438)