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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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multi-colored regret sanctuary
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
Blathering house-broken set
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
multi-colored regret sanctuary
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
Blathering house-broken set
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
multi-colored regret sanctuary
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
Thirsty Famous Landscape Painting
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
multi-colored regret sanctuary
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flirting fanboi
  07/06/25
18000000000000
Vibrant Brass Crackhouse
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bull headed station roommate
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Thirsty Famous Landscape Painting
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Orange cocky scourge upon the earth kitty
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spectacular giraffe university
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medicated market haunted graveyard
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Seedy Sandwich Azn
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Carnelian Gas Station
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passionate twinkling theater
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dull coffee pot
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peach hairy legs police squad
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magenta dashing rehab nowag
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aggressive piazza toaster
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Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
bull headed station roommate
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
Blathering house-broken set
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
bull headed station roommate
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
multi-colored regret sanctuary
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
bull headed station roommate
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
Blathering house-broken set
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
multi-colored regret sanctuary
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
bull headed station roommate
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
ocher dilemma dragon
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
bull headed station roommate
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
Razzle-dazzle bbw native
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
Sadistic Temple Psychic
  07/06/25
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Long Red Poon Tie Covering Your Wang
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
Orange cocky scourge upon the earth kitty
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
Titillating location mood
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
galvanic violent community account shrine
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
medicated market haunted graveyard
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
Exciting Shaky Corner
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
multi-colored regret sanctuary
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
ocher dilemma dragon
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
multi-colored regret sanctuary
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
Exciting Shaky Corner
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
ocher dilemma dragon
  07/07/25
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Carnelian Gas Station
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
Exciting Shaky Corner
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
galvanic violent community account shrine
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
ocher dilemma dragon
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
Carnelian Gas Station
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
Exciting Shaky Corner
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
Carnelian Gas Station
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
Exciting Shaky Corner
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
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most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
Exciting Shaky Corner
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Orange cocky scourge upon the earth kitty
  07/07/25
No 40k for you
Carnelian Gas Station
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multi-colored regret sanctuary
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
Curious gaping
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bull headed station roommate
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Carnelian Gas Station
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multi-colored regret sanctuary
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
opaque stead degenerate
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
dull coffee pot
  07/11/25
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multi-colored regret sanctuary
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
disco fries
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: multi-colored regret sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49077689)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Blathering house-broken set

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: multi-colored regret sanctuary

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49077705)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Blathering house-broken set

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49077713)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: multi-colored regret sanctuary

Idk like 3 days of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49077723)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Thirsty Famous Landscape Painting

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: multi-colored regret sanctuary

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49077730)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: flirting fanboi



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: Vibrant Brass Crackhouse

18000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49077861)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: bull headed station roommate



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Thirsty Famous Landscape Painting



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: arrogant emerald factory reset button



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Orange cocky scourge upon the earth kitty



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: spectacular giraffe university



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: medicated market haunted graveyard



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Seedy Sandwich Azn



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Carnelian Gas Station



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: razzle jap preventive strike



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: passionate twinkling theater



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: dull coffee pot



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: peach hairy legs police squad



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: magenta dashing rehab nowag



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: aggressive piazza toaster



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: bull headed station roommate

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Blathering house-broken set

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: bull headed station roommate

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: multi-colored regret sanctuary

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: bull headed station roommate

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Blathering house-broken set

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49077738)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: multi-colored regret sanctuary

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49077725)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: bull headed station roommate

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49077729)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: ocher dilemma dragon

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49078404)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: bull headed station roommate

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49078900)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle bbw native

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49077726)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: Sadistic Temple Psychic

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: Long Red Poon Tie Covering Your Wang ( )



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Orange cocky scourge upon the earth kitty

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: Titillating location mood

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: galvanic violent community account shrine

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: medicated market haunted graveyard

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49078365)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: Exciting Shaky Corner

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: multi-colored regret sanctuary

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: ocher dilemma dragon

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: multi-colored regret sanctuary

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49078738)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Exciting Shaky Corner

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49078743)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: ocher dilemma dragon

you're indian why do you care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49078752)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Carnelian Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49078876)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Exciting Shaky Corner

veddy veddy not kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49078879)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: galvanic violent community account shrine

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: ocher dilemma dragon

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Carnelian Gas Station

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Exciting Shaky Corner

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: Carnelian Gas Station

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Exciting Shaky Corner

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Exciting Shaky Corner

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49093472)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Orange cocky scourge upon the earth kitty



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Carnelian Gas Station

No 40k for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49078877)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: multi-colored regret sanctuary



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Curious gaping

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49085438)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: bull headed station roommate



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Carnelian Gas Station



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: multi-colored regret sanctuary



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: opaque stead degenerate

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49087406)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: dull coffee pot

define 'sticks'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49093479)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: multi-colored regret sanctuary



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49099235)