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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
medicated canary corner french chef
  07/14/25
u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
Fishy violent quadroon hall
  07/14/25
they can be super useful in validating you for banging their...
Hideous blue theater stage
  07/14/25
sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in ...
Fishy violent quadroon hall
  07/14/25
100%
sickened turquoise goal in life
  07/15/25
FAG
fragrant idea he suggested halford
  07/15/25
Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game
Lemon heaven
  07/14/25
Pic of the cheeks?
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Deranged White Institution Clown
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sickened turquoise goal in life
  07/15/25
"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."
abusive whorehouse pistol
  07/14/25
I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she&rs...
medicated canary corner french chef
  07/14/25
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Exhilarant plaza ape
  07/14/25
How did you go about asking her if she was interested in bei...
abusive whorehouse pistol
  07/14/25
Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching t...
medicated canary corner french chef
  07/14/25
How did she respond?
abusive whorehouse pistol
  07/14/25
Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
medicated canary corner french chef
  07/14/25
Lol I guess you had to try
abusive whorehouse pistol
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Concupiscible naked sweet tailpipe stag film
  07/15/25
You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior t...
outnumbered rehab depressive
  07/15/25
Lol
abusive whorehouse pistol
  07/15/25
jfc 180
fragrant idea he suggested halford
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sickened turquoise goal in life
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At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting o...
Sinister Curious Spot
  07/14/25
"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while&q...
Deranged White Institution Clown
  07/14/25
this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a m...
Fishy violent quadroon hall
  07/14/25
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Hideous blue theater stage
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abusive whorehouse pistol
  07/14/25
Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up m...
medicated canary corner french chef
  07/14/25
it's tricky with work situations never risk your liveliho...
Fishy violent quadroon hall
  07/14/25
Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m marrie...
medicated canary corner french chef
  07/14/25
wut
poppy fat ankles hominid
  07/14/25
I’m married with kids part?
medicated canary corner french chef
  07/14/25
you lost the plot right there
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People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer...
chrome yapping principal's office striped hyena
  07/15/25
No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp
Hairraiser mad-dog skullcap lettuce
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Lemon heaven
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Federal Comical Bawdyhouse Laser Beams
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unhinged puce hell
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Federal Comical Bawdyhouse Laser Beams
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we all have brother
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sickened turquoise goal in life
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Concupiscible naked sweet tailpipe stag film
  07/14/25
Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??
Bearded School
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Disrespectful knife
  07/14/25
stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her
Twinkling doctorate
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Good poast moniker synergy
Concupiscible naked sweet tailpipe stag film
  07/15/25
She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortabl...
light awkward state
  07/14/25
It’s already turned into rape in her mind
Electric gaped brethren
  07/14/25
"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"
brindle sneaky criminal
  07/15/25
How big is her penis?
Insanely creepy marketing idea chapel
  07/14/25
Incredible thread
Adventurous bistre national security agency
  07/14/25
Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her ...
Chestnut Vibrant Faggotry Liquid Oxygen
  07/15/25
Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositi...
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fragrant idea he suggested halford
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abusive whorehouse pistol
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sickened turquoise goal in life
  07/15/25
humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mis...
sickened turquoise goal in life
  07/15/25
? Didn’t want to lose my employment
medicated canary corner french chef
  07/15/25


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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: medicated canary corner french chef

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Fishy violent quadroon hall

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Hideous blue theater stage

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Fishy violent quadroon hall

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101533)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: sickened turquoise goal in life

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49104025)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: fragrant idea he suggested halford

FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49103886)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: Lemon heaven

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101481)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Citrine Trailer Park

Pic of the cheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101482)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Deranged White Institution Clown



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: sickened turquoise goal in life



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: abusive whorehouse pistol

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: medicated canary corner french chef

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Exhilarant plaza ape



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: abusive whorehouse pistol

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101508)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: medicated canary corner french chef

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: abusive whorehouse pistol

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: medicated canary corner french chef

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: abusive whorehouse pistol

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101658)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: Concupiscible naked sweet tailpipe stag film



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: outnumbered rehab depressive

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: abusive whorehouse pistol

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49103905)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: fragrant idea he suggested halford

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49103910)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: sickened turquoise goal in life



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Sinister Curious Spot

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Deranged White Institution Clown

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Fishy violent quadroon hall

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Hideous blue theater stage



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: abusive whorehouse pistol



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: medicated canary corner french chef

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Fishy violent quadroon hall

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: medicated canary corner french chef

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: poppy fat ankles hominid

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101684)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: medicated canary corner french chef

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Vigorous flushed hospital people who are hurt

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Concupiscible naked sweet tailpipe stag film



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Twisted mauve trust fund famous landscape painting



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Hairraiser mad-dog skullcap lettuce



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Rose spectacular box office athletic conference



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Overrated exciting psychic elastic band



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: chrome yapping principal's office striped hyena

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49102401)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Hairraiser mad-dog skullcap lettuce

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49102445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Lemon heaven



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Federal Comical Bawdyhouse Laser Beams



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Exhilarant plaza ape



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: unhinged puce hell



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: abusive whorehouse pistol



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: nudist henna degenerate



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: lascivious misunderstood gaming laptop blood rage



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Federal Comical Bawdyhouse Laser Beams



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: sickened turquoise goal in life

we all have brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49104039)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: sickened turquoise goal in life



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Concupiscible naked sweet tailpipe stag film



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: Bearded School

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101544)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Disrespectful knife



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Twinkling doctorate

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101561)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Concupiscible naked sweet tailpipe stag film

Good poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49102177)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: light awkward state

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101678)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Electric gaped brethren

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101681)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: brindle sneaky criminal

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49102417)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Insanely creepy marketing idea chapel

How big is her penis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101847)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Adventurous bistre national security agency

Incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101861)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Chestnut Vibrant Faggotry Liquid Oxygen

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: outnumbered rehab depressive

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49103865)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Narrow-minded cream lay



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: fragrant idea he suggested halford



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: abusive whorehouse pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49103934)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: sickened turquoise goal in life



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: sickened turquoise goal in life

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: medicated canary corner french chef

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49104451)