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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
low-t meetinghouse jew
  07/14/25
u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
henna bull headed quadroon
  07/14/25
they can be super useful in validating you for banging their...
Aromatic fuchsia lay
  07/14/25
sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in ...
henna bull headed quadroon
  07/14/25
100%
slimy area multi-billionaire
  07/15/25
FAG
Magical doctorate
  07/15/25
Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game
At-the-ready Trailer Park
  07/14/25
Pic of the cheeks?
Electric kitchen tattoo
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pink yarmulke
  07/14/25
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slimy area multi-billionaire
  07/15/25
"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."
Black vivacious space dragon
  07/14/25
I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she&rs...
low-t meetinghouse jew
  07/14/25
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Odious pisswyrm
  07/14/25
How did you go about asking her if she was interested in bei...
Black vivacious space dragon
  07/14/25
Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching t...
low-t meetinghouse jew
  07/14/25
How did she respond?
Black vivacious space dragon
  07/14/25
Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
low-t meetinghouse jew
  07/14/25
Lol I guess you had to try
Black vivacious space dragon
  07/14/25
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wonderful senate volcanic crater
  07/15/25
You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior t...
stirring nowag
  07/15/25
Lol
Black vivacious space dragon
  07/15/25
jfc 180
Magical doctorate
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slimy area multi-billionaire
  07/15/25
At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting o...
yellow chapel
  07/14/25
"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while&q...
pink yarmulke
  07/14/25
this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a m...
henna bull headed quadroon
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Aromatic fuchsia lay
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Black vivacious space dragon
  07/14/25
Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up m...
low-t meetinghouse jew
  07/14/25
it's tricky with work situations never risk your liveliho...
henna bull headed quadroon
  07/14/25
Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m marrie...
low-t meetinghouse jew
  07/14/25
wut
Carnelian up-to-no-good parlor national security agency
  07/14/25
I’m married with kids part?
low-t meetinghouse jew
  07/14/25
you lost the plot right there
Crystalline embarrassed to the bone kitty cat factory reset button
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wonderful senate volcanic crater
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People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer...
concupiscible box office
  07/15/25
No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp
Thriller Menage Associate
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At-the-ready Trailer Park
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Black vivacious space dragon
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Laughsome Stead Dysfunction
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ocher internet-worthy knife
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razzmatazz disgusting therapy station
  07/15/25
we all have brother
slimy area multi-billionaire
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slimy area multi-billionaire
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wonderful senate volcanic crater
  07/14/25
Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??
translucent alcoholic public bath
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Anal Gaped Death Wish Library
  07/14/25
stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her
smoky gaming laptop antidepressant drug
  07/14/25
Good poast moniker synergy
wonderful senate volcanic crater
  07/15/25
She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortabl...
contagious chocolate location
  07/14/25
It’s already turned into rape in her mind
Sable Medicated Stage Rigor
  07/14/25
"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"
awkward supple range ape
  07/15/25
How big is her penis?
Garnet disturbing corner
  07/14/25
Incredible thread
honey-headed mind-boggling parlour
  07/14/25
Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her ...
chrome turdskin
  07/15/25
Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositi...
stirring nowag
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Magical doctorate
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Black vivacious space dragon
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slimy area multi-billionaire
  07/15/25
humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mis...
slimy area multi-billionaire
  07/15/25
? Didn’t want to lose my employment
low-t meetinghouse jew
  07/15/25


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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: low-t meetinghouse jew

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: henna bull headed quadroon

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Aromatic fuchsia lay

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: henna bull headed quadroon

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101533)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: slimy area multi-billionaire

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49104025)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Magical doctorate

FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49103886)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: At-the-ready Trailer Park

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101481)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Electric kitchen tattoo

Pic of the cheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101482)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: pink yarmulke



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: slimy area multi-billionaire



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Black vivacious space dragon

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: low-t meetinghouse jew

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Odious pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101502)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Black vivacious space dragon

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101508)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: low-t meetinghouse jew

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Black vivacious space dragon

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: low-t meetinghouse jew

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Black vivacious space dragon

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101658)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: wonderful senate volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49102175)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: stirring nowag

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Black vivacious space dragon

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49103905)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Magical doctorate

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49103910)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: slimy area multi-billionaire



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: yellow chapel

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: pink yarmulke

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: henna bull headed quadroon

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Aromatic fuchsia lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101528)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Black vivacious space dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101535)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: low-t meetinghouse jew

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: henna bull headed quadroon

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: low-t meetinghouse jew

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: Carnelian up-to-no-good parlor national security agency

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101684)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: low-t meetinghouse jew

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Crystalline embarrassed to the bone kitty cat factory reset button

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: wonderful senate volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49102176)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: plum exciting circlehead coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49102361)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Thriller Menage Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49102363)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Cracking green bawdyhouse legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49102365)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: ebony corn cake selfie



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: concupiscible box office

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49102401)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Thriller Menage Associate

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49102445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: At-the-ready Trailer Park



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: razzmatazz disgusting therapy station



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Odious pisswyrm



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: boyish people who are hurt resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49103593)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Black vivacious space dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49103931)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Laughsome Stead Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49103950)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: ocher internet-worthy knife



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: razzmatazz disgusting therapy station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49103485)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: slimy area multi-billionaire

we all have brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49104039)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: slimy area multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49104037)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: wonderful senate volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101532)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: translucent alcoholic public bath

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101544)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Anal Gaped Death Wish Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101613)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: smoky gaming laptop antidepressant drug

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101561)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: wonderful senate volcanic crater

Good poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49102177)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: contagious chocolate location

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101678)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Sable Medicated Stage Rigor

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101681)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: awkward supple range ape

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49102417)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Garnet disturbing corner

How big is her penis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101847)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: honey-headed mind-boggling parlour

Incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101861)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: chrome turdskin

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: stirring nowag

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49103865)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: transparent toaster friendly grandma



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Magical doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49103903)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Black vivacious space dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49103934)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: slimy area multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49104405)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: slimy area multi-billionaire

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: low-t meetinghouse jew

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49104451)