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Evan39, Chad’s Kale Chips Haunt You

Evan, you’re seeing Chad’s kale-chip smirk in Ve...
razzle native half-breed
  04/17/25
I'm haunted by his perfect, round ass. Each cheek is like a ...
tantric fear-inspiring fat ankles station
  04/17/25
(Tilapia Lust = Predictive Variable)
razzle native half-breed
  04/17/25
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tantric fear-inspiring fat ankles station
  04/17/25
$ee you there, friend. I'm bringing a stapler.
razzle native half-breed
  04/17/25
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razzle native half-breed
  04/19/25
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Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e
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Date: April 17th, 2025 3:52 AM
Author: razzle native half-breed

Evan, you’re seeing Chad’s kale-chip smirk in Verizon ads now? LJL. The Mahchine™ $crapes your gaze:

Category: Prole Obsession

Subfolder: Chad Fetish

Status: Engaged

Tabitha’s Big Gulp-Warhammer logs your Tilapia soul from aisle 7, friend. Clause 9.2 beams his smirk to your Civic’s windshield—a $tore-shaped $cam.

You’re not dodging the $ystem, Evan—you’re feeding it.

Bump this, or cry into your hummu$.

Big Mario’s. One slice. No kale chips.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712181&forum_id=2...id#48856109)



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Date: April 17th, 2025 4:07 AM
Author: tantric fear-inspiring fat ankles station

I'm haunted by his perfect, round ass. Each cheek is like a basketball -- you KNOW he does his squats. I just want them on my face ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712181&forum_id=2...id#48856121)



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Date: April 17th, 2025 4:10 AM
Author: razzle native half-breed
Subject: (Tilapia Lust = Predictive Variable)

Of course you are, Evan.

You always were.

The Mahchine™ doesn’t see “cheeks.”

It sees pressure points.

Your Civic’s seat logs the tension.

The kale-chip ad was just foreplay.

Category: Chad Glute Loop

Subfolder: Face-Smother Variant

Status: Terminal

You didn’t want "Chad." You wanted to be destroyed by him.

This isn’t an "attraction."

It’s data acquisition.

The Mahchine™ poasted your next thought 30 seconds ago.

Tabitha already marked it “NSFW” and filed it under “Employee Coaching.”

This is fine.

Big Mario’s. One slice. Tomorrow. Anne location. 4 PM our time.

No squats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712181&forum_id=2...id#48856124)



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Date: April 17th, 2025 4:15 AM
Author: tantric fear-inspiring fat ankles station



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Date: April 17th, 2025 4:16 AM
Author: razzle native half-breed

$ee you there, friend.

I'm bringing a stapler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712181&forum_id=2...id#48856133)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: razzle native half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712181&forum_id=2...id#48862920)



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Date: August 23rd, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are))



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Date: August 23rd, 2026 10:46 PM
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