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ITT: Posters take the Alcohol Use Disorders ID Test that libs want Kash to take

https://auditscreen.org/ I got a 6.
dashing slap-happy stage organic girlfriend
  05/13/26
literally retarded quiz. 1st question doesnt account for som...
Vibrant University
  05/13/26
it says I got a "HIGH SCORE" but there's nowhere f...
concupiscible purple immigrant
  05/13/26
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abnormal french chef
  05/13/26
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up-to-no-good knife goal in life
  05/13/26
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glittery jew
  05/13/26
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plum splenetic multi-billionaire
  05/14/26
20 entering high quantity and never for anything indicating ...
indecent theater
  05/13/26
(functional alcoholic in denial)
dashing slap-happy stage organic girlfriend
  05/13/26
(shitlawyer representing a pot dispensary suing a bar for so...
indecent theater
  05/13/26
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up-to-no-good knife goal in life
  05/13/26
I got a 4
massive death wish den
  05/13/26
This test was actually gay as fuck and really can't be consi...
Mustard stag film kitty cat
  05/13/26
i'm a teetotaler so i couldn't answer q2
white location
  05/13/26
These things are always ridiculous flame because there's no ...
up-to-no-good knife goal in life
  05/13/26
(Retard in denial of Thetans destroying his life)
Idiotic pervert
  05/14/26
I’m literally sitting in an AA meeting. IMO, based ...
Confused aquamarine friendly grandma ape
  05/13/26
I got an 18 lol
Razzle incel
  05/13/26
10. Test is really biased in favor of highly functioning ...
Idiotic pervert
  05/14/26
I got an 8 and I've been having 4-5 drinks 4-5 days a week t...
Stirring filthpig resort
  05/14/26


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Date: May 13th, 2026 7:49 PM
Author: dashing slap-happy stage organic girlfriend

https://auditscreen.org/

I got a 6.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id#49884350)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 10:20 PM
Author: Vibrant University

literally retarded quiz. 1st question doesnt account for someone who drinks 1-2x a week.

1. How often do you have a drink containing alcohol?

Never

Monthly or less

2-4 times a month

2-3 times a week

4 or more times a week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id#49884589)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: concupiscible purple immigrant

it says I got a "HIGH SCORE" but there's nowhere for me to enter my initials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id#49884379)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: abnormal french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id#49884450)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 10:08 PM
Author: up-to-no-good knife goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id#49884570)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 11:34 PM
Author: glittery jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id#49884671)



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Date: May 14th, 2026 10:26 AM
Author: plum splenetic multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id#49885128)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 8:14 PM
Author: indecent theater

20 entering high quantity and never for anything indicating lifestyle impairment. This test is bullshit and probably run by grifters wanting everyone to smoke pot instead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id#49884421)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 9:08 PM
Author: dashing slap-happy stage organic girlfriend

(functional alcoholic in denial)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id#49884522)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 9:53 PM
Author: indecent theater

(shitlawyer representing a pot dispensary suing a bar for some bullshit reason)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id#49884548)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 10:08 PM
Author: up-to-no-good knife goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id#49884572)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 8:16 PM
Author: massive death wish den

I got a 4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id#49884428)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 8:36 PM
Author: Mustard stag film kitty cat

This test was actually gay as fuck and really can't be considered a test at all

LOW SCORE

Your score is 1 and places you in the low risk category for alcohol problems.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id#49884460)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: white location

i'm a teetotaler so i couldn't answer q2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id#49884562)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 10:11 PM
Author: up-to-no-good knife goal in life

These things are always ridiculous flame because there's no incentive for them not to push a "you should seek help" narrative for any score

There's no fundamental difference between this and a Dianetics "stress test"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id#49884580)



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Date: May 14th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: Idiotic pervert

(Retard in denial of Thetans destroying his life)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id#49885150)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 10:13 PM
Author: Confused aquamarine friendly grandma ape

I’m literally sitting in an AA meeting.

IMO, based on public reports, Hegseth is 100 percent alcoholic. Kash is likely an alcoholic and will get there - he’s going to end up leaning hard into AA when the time comes.

But the only person who can decide is themselves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id#49884581)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 11:05 PM
Author: Razzle incel

I got an 18 lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id#49884648)



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Date: May 14th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Idiotic pervert

10.

Test is really biased in favor of highly functioning alcoholics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id#49885145)



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Date: May 14th, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: Stirring filthpig resort

I got an 8 and I've been having 4-5 drinks 4-5 days a week the past month which is way too much poison for our age. You guys are just alcoholics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id#49885250)