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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:22 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Chapel Therapy



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:23 PM
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Date: November 17th, 2023 10:01 PM
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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:25 PM
Author: Glittery hall rigpig

you look over to see if they noticed you beat the level, but they don’t seem to have noticed at all.

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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:28 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Chapel Therapy

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Date: September 28th, 2023 7:08 PM
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Date: September 29th, 2023 5:18 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 6:45 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 6:46 PM
Author: aphrodisiac elite ape locus

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Date: September 28th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Chapel Therapy

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Date: September 28th, 2023 7:55 PM
Author: Drab Dilemma Wagecucks

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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:03 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Chapel Therapy

"Dad, what's that awful smell?"

"Your mom's skeeted-out puss hole. Awful, ain't it?"

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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:36 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:37 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Chapel Therapy

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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:57 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 9:07 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:48 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:33 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:51 PM
Author: Fuchsia lettuce institution

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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:53 PM
Author: Lascivious Offensive Parlour Fanboi



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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:56 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:56 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Chapel Therapy

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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:57 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:59 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 9:55 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:10 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:19 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:20 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:27 PM
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Date: September 29th, 2023 12:23 AM
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Date: September 29th, 2023 5:19 PM
Author: Chestnut chad stead



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Date: September 29th, 2023 5:26 PM
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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:35 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Chapel Therapy



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Date: November 4th, 2023 9:35 PM
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Date: November 4th, 2023 9:40 PM
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Date: February 4th, 2024 9:04 PM
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Date: August 4th, 2024 8:17 PM
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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:15 PM
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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:16 PM
Author: White fantasy-prone public bath

I missed this gem while i was away

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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: big-titted range

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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: White fantasy-prone public bath

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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: big-titted range

Thank. I'm focusing right now on precis vignettes of extreme, bordering on nauseating sexual and moral depravity between well-known political figures--often at separate ideological ends--but should get back to more traditional poasting after next week I think.

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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:09 AM
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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:26 PM
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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: amber crotch

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He remembers his own father a generation before. A distant G-man in a professorial tweed coat, glasses, and a crew cut huddled around other identical men. "Marty, shut off that goddamn negro music." He lifts the needle off the Nat King Cole record. These men have gathered here for a purpose. They are building the world. A former sailor on a patrol boat off the coast of Nagasaki who had collected radioactive garbage had been too young for D-Day. His brother came home covered in invisible wounds, never the same.

They were city planners from the atomic age. Their boss knew Niels Bohr. It was only a matter of time before he was off the clock and could go home and smoke a jazz cigarette with Martha.

Fuck I don't know where this is going. Is it any good?



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:08 AM
Author: Trust If Aryan



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: titus chicken



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Date: September 28th, 2023 9:35 PM
Author: blue trip garrison

“See that little Turok cartridge — Kaze Emanuar could optimize it in two minutes. It took Acclaim three months to get it to compile — a whole studio walking very slowly, dying in front and pushing forward behind. And Nintendo walked very slowly backward a few inches a day, third parties scattering into the wind like a million bloody pixels. No Console maker will ever do that again in this generation.”

“Why, they’ve only just gotten the ninth gen underway,” said Caleb, “And gamepass —”

“That’s different. This N64 business couldn’t be done again, not for a long time. The young Losers think they could do it but they couldn’t. They could fight the first holiday season in '96 again but not this. This took religion and years of plenty of Games and tremendous sureties and the exact relation that existed between the classes and their respective Consoles. The Westerners weren’t any good on this front. You had to have a whole-souled sentimental equipment going back further than you could remember. You had to remember Shogatsu, and postcards of the Emperor and his fiancée, and little cafés in Shirakawa and beer gardens in Sapporo and weddings at the Kamigamo Jinja, and going to the Yūshun, and your grandfather’s hanafuda cards.”

“Yamuachi invented this kind of battle in Kyoto in eighty- five.”

“No, he didn’t — he just invented a system of game licensure. This kind of battle was invented by Ralph Baer and Masayuki Uemura and whoever wrote Kyōkasho, and country Sōryo bowling and daibo in Kanazawa and girls seduced in the back lanes of Osaka and Nara. Why, this was a love battle — there was a century of salaryman love spent here. This was the last love battle.”

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Date: September 29th, 2023 1:58 AM
Author: Crimson Psychic

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Date: October 6th, 2023 9:08 PM
Author: Arousing location



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Date: September 28th, 2023 9:50 PM
Author: indigo racy death wish market

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Date: September 28th, 2023 9:53 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Chapel Therapy

Well now that's just crazy talk.

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Date: September 29th, 2023 5:17 PM
Author: Fuchsia lettuce institution



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Date: October 6th, 2023 9:04 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Chapel Therapy



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Date: October 13th, 2023 8:38 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Chapel Therapy



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Date: November 4th, 2023 9:23 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Chapel Therapy



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Date: November 4th, 2023 11:03 PM
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Date: November 17th, 2023 10:01 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Chapel Therapy



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Author: exhilarant ivory station dog poop

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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:21 PM
Author: Thriller buff private investor orchestra pit

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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:58 AM
Author: online lawyer friend

you here ur dad yell "blow it bitch!" but ur cartridge it working perfectly fine

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