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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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learning disabled fantasy-prone bawdyhouse community account
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Razzle-dazzle sienna doctorate ladyboy
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
opaque pea-brained codepig parlor
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
aromatic crimson candlestick maker
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Canary area partner
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
jet-lagged histrionic crackhouse goyim
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
twinkling marvelous university
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Excitant copper home nowag
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
vigorous infuriating boiling water kitchen
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
learning disabled fantasy-prone bawdyhouse community account
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Judgmental Resort
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
elite senate
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Alcoholic galvanic son of senegal set
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
learning disabled fantasy-prone bawdyhouse community account
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Jade electric furnace
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
180 pearl lay faggot firefighter
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Angry menage
  06/30/25
cr
learning disabled fantasy-prone bawdyhouse community account
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Judgmental Resort
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Curious white idea he suggested hall
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Jade electric furnace
  06/30/25
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Embarrassed to the bone cuckoldry
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Alcoholic galvanic son of senegal set
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Angry menage
  06/30/25
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Brilliant aphrodisiac temple
  07/01/25
*bussy
Diverse ebony stage jap
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
twinkling marvelous university
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Rusted sanctuary scourge upon the earth
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
glittery point
  06/30/25
fuck
Alcoholic galvanic son of senegal set
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Rusted sanctuary scourge upon the earth
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Razzle-dazzle sienna doctorate ladyboy
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Alcoholic galvanic son of senegal set
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Curious white idea he suggested hall
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
learning disabled fantasy-prone bawdyhouse community account
  06/30/25
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Hairless yapping karate
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
harsh arousing office mental disorder
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
insecure theatre quadroon
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Bossy disturbing box office sex offender
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
learning disabled fantasy-prone bawdyhouse community account
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
insecure theatre quadroon
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Embarrassed to the bone cuckoldry
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
insecure theatre quadroon
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Rough-skinned casino
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
learning disabled fantasy-prone bawdyhouse community account
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Buck-toothed Citrine Forum
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
ivory kitty
  06/30/25
tcr
Embarrassed to the bone cuckoldry
  07/01/25
just jump
hot rambunctious school cafeteria
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
learning disabled fantasy-prone bawdyhouse community account
  06/30/25
...
Flatulent international law enforcement agency
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
cracking indecent locus
  06/30/25
wow
learning disabled fantasy-prone bawdyhouse community account
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
blathering fragrant philosopher-king
  06/30/25
JFC man
learning disabled fantasy-prone bawdyhouse community account
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
vigorous infuriating boiling water kitchen
  06/30/25
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hot rambunctious school cafeteria
  06/30/25
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Alcoholic galvanic son of senegal set
  06/30/25
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Jade electric furnace
  06/30/25
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High-end Sinister Jew
  06/30/25
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Cerebral Dead Wrinkle
  06/30/25
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Buck-toothed Citrine Forum
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
ivory kitty
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
harsh arousing office mental disorder
  06/30/25
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  07/01/25
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Brilliant aphrodisiac temple
  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
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  07/01/25
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irradiated voyeur
  07/01/25
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aromatic crimson candlestick maker
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
jet-lagged histrionic crackhouse goyim
  06/30/25
bro
learning disabled fantasy-prone bawdyhouse community account
  06/30/25
...
ivory kitty
  06/30/25
lol
Embarrassed to the bone cuckoldry
  07/01/25
...
Blue adventurous business firm famous landscape painting
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Garnet twinkling uncleanness garrison
  06/30/25
jfc
learning disabled fantasy-prone bawdyhouse community account
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Judgmental Resort
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
High-end Sinister Jew
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Cerebral Dead Wrinkle
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Embarrassed to the bone cuckoldry
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Garnet twinkling uncleanness garrison
  07/01/25
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Bossy disturbing box office sex offender
  07/01/25
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Cerebral Dead Wrinkle
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
irradiated voyeur
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
tantric contagious range
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Curious white idea he suggested hall
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
learning disabled fantasy-prone bawdyhouse community account
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Alcoholic galvanic son of senegal set
  06/30/25
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learning disabled fantasy-prone bawdyhouse community account
  07/01/25
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Coiffed up-to-no-good laser beams
  07/01/25
lol
Embarrassed to the bone cuckoldry
  07/01/25
...
hot rambunctious school cafeteria
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
sexy cruise ship keepsake machete
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Racy massive french chef
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
French Address Macaca
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Razzle bronze hissy fit
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Confused Mad-dog Skullcap Property
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Coiffed up-to-no-good laser beams
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
carnelian bateful plaza azn
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
learning disabled fantasy-prone bawdyhouse community account
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Embarrassed to the bone cuckoldry
  07/01/25
...
learning disabled fantasy-prone bawdyhouse community account
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Brilliant aphrodisiac temple
  07/01/25
😟
wonderful yarmulke
  07/01/25
...
Exhilarant den
  07/01/25
holy shit
learning disabled fantasy-prone bawdyhouse community account
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Coiffed up-to-no-good laser beams
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
crawly rigpig
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
irradiated voyeur
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
twinkling marvelous university
  07/01/25
...
learning disabled fantasy-prone bawdyhouse community account
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
irradiated voyeur
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
irradiated voyeur
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
cracking indecent locus
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
twinkling marvelous university
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
learning disabled fantasy-prone bawdyhouse community account
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Dun Shrine
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Brilliant aphrodisiac temple
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Comical corner turdskin
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
learning disabled fantasy-prone bawdyhouse community account
  07/06/25
...
cracking indecent locus
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
nubile marketing idea foreskin
  07/06/25
...
Cerebral Dead Wrinkle
  07/06/25
lol
Embarrassed to the bone cuckoldry
  07/07/25
wow
learning disabled fantasy-prone bawdyhouse community account
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: learning disabled fantasy-prone bawdyhouse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle sienna doctorate ladyboy

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: opaque pea-brained codepig parlor

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: aromatic crimson candlestick maker

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Canary area partner

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: jet-lagged histrionic crackhouse goyim

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: twinkling marvelous university

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Excitant copper home nowag

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: vigorous infuriating boiling water kitchen

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: learning disabled fantasy-prone bawdyhouse community account

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Judgmental Resort

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: elite senate

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Alcoholic galvanic son of senegal set

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: learning disabled fantasy-prone bawdyhouse community account

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Jade electric furnace

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: 180 pearl lay faggot firefighter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Angry menage

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: learning disabled fantasy-prone bawdyhouse community account

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Judgmental Resort

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Curious white idea he suggested hall

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Jade electric furnace

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Alcoholic galvanic son of senegal set

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Angry menage

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Brilliant aphrodisiac temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Diverse ebony stage jap

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: twinkling marvelous university

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Rusted sanctuary scourge upon the earth

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: glittery point

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Alcoholic galvanic son of senegal set

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Rusted sanctuary scourge upon the earth

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle sienna doctorate ladyboy

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Alcoholic galvanic son of senegal set

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Curious white idea he suggested hall

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: learning disabled fantasy-prone bawdyhouse community account

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Hairless yapping karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: harsh arousing office mental disorder

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: insecure theatre quadroon

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Bossy disturbing box office sex offender

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: learning disabled fantasy-prone bawdyhouse community account

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: insecure theatre quadroon

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone cuckoldry

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: insecure theatre quadroon

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Rough-skinned casino

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: learning disabled fantasy-prone bawdyhouse community account

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Citrine Forum

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: ivory kitty

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone cuckoldry

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: hot rambunctious school cafeteria

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: learning disabled fantasy-prone bawdyhouse community account

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Flatulent international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: cracking indecent locus

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: learning disabled fantasy-prone bawdyhouse community account

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: blathering fragrant philosopher-king

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: learning disabled fantasy-prone bawdyhouse community account

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: vigorous infuriating boiling water kitchen

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: hot rambunctious school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Alcoholic galvanic son of senegal set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Jade electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: High-end Sinister Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Cerebral Dead Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Citrine Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: ivory kitty

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: harsh arousing office mental disorder

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: heady selfie tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Brilliant aphrodisiac temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Mildly autistic laughsome bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: dashing mewling cuckold round eye

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: irradiated voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: aromatic crimson candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: jet-lagged histrionic crackhouse goyim

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: learning disabled fantasy-prone bawdyhouse community account

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: ivory kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone cuckoldry

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Blue adventurous business firm famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Garnet twinkling uncleanness garrison

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: learning disabled fantasy-prone bawdyhouse community account

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Judgmental Resort

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: High-end Sinister Jew

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Cerebral Dead Wrinkle

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone cuckoldry

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Garnet twinkling uncleanness garrison

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Bossy disturbing box office sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Cerebral Dead Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: irradiated voyeur

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: tantric contagious range

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Curious white idea he suggested hall

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: learning disabled fantasy-prone bawdyhouse community account

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Alcoholic galvanic son of senegal set

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: learning disabled fantasy-prone bawdyhouse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Coiffed up-to-no-good laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone cuckoldry

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: hot rambunctious school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: sexy cruise ship keepsake machete

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Racy massive french chef

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: French Address Macaca

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Razzle bronze hissy fit

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Confused Mad-dog Skullcap Property

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Coiffed up-to-no-good laser beams

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: carnelian bateful plaza azn

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: learning disabled fantasy-prone bawdyhouse community account

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone cuckoldry

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: learning disabled fantasy-prone bawdyhouse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Brilliant aphrodisiac temple

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: wonderful yarmulke

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Exhilarant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: learning disabled fantasy-prone bawdyhouse community account

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Coiffed up-to-no-good laser beams

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: crawly rigpig

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: irradiated voyeur

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: twinkling marvelous university

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: learning disabled fantasy-prone bawdyhouse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: irradiated voyeur

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: irradiated voyeur

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: cracking indecent locus

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: twinkling marvelous university

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: learning disabled fantasy-prone bawdyhouse community account

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Dun Shrine

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Brilliant aphrodisiac temple

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Comical corner turdskin

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: learning disabled fantasy-prone bawdyhouse community account

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: cracking indecent locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: nubile marketing idea foreskin

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Cerebral Dead Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone cuckoldry

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: learning disabled fantasy-prone bawdyhouse community account

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49078889)