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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:25 PM Author: Cream jet-lagged hospital pozpig Whereas shitlaw attorneys are "ham-and-eggers."
Example:
We were waiting around in federal court today (rare that we have occasion to appear there - shitlaw boss calls it the "shark tank") and were passed in the hallway by a large group of well-known litigators from the biggest firm in town.
Shortly after they pass, boss turns to me, "You see them glory boys struttin' around in their fancy Eye-talian suits? Ha! None of that for ham-and-eggers like you and me, no sir! Heh, probably costs more to get one a them things dry cleaned than we pull down in a month, heh heh."
A few seconds later: "Hey, ain't no shame in showing up to court in a Men's Wearhouse suit. They put out a good product, they really do. And they know how to treat ya right."
After a longer pause: "Lemme tell ya kid, in another life..." His voice trailed off as he stared wistfully into the distance. |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:23 AM Author: low-t parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#25828253) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:29 PM Author: Hairraiser useless brakes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#26988261) |
Date: June 26th, 2014 9:34 PM Author: Submissive crawly dog poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#25825684) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:04 PM Author: french public bath multi-billionaire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#25825885) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:08 PM Author: Disrespectful Contagious Goyim Underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#25825919) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:10 PM Author: Galvanic chest-beating double fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#25825927) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:43 AM Author: Cream jet-lagged hospital pozpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#25827895) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:45 AM Author: Mustard office wrinkle Please continue on with the story... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#25827898) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 7:07 AM Author: Provocative fantasy-prone queen of the night I enjoyed this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#25827908) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:11 AM Author: Violent psychic Go on... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#25828224) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:21 AM Author: mischievous range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#25828247) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:24 AM Author: stimulating misanthropic sound barrier theater stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#25828258) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:55 AM Author: idiotic rough-skinned philosopher-king (guy who just read his 9th john grisham novel) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#25828376) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 11:03 AM Author: awkward stead feces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#25828401) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 12:08 PM Author: bronze area lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#25828686) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2014 8:20 PM Author: Cream jet-lagged hospital pozpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#25983644) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2014 11:16 PM Author: bronze area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#26775570) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:23 PM Author: bronze area bump for the ham and eggers on this board (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#26777553) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM Author: Cowardly razzle-dazzle pistol property ham and eggers should die (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#26988131) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:05 PM Author: bronze area They're salt of the earth fellas. The backbone of the profession. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#26988140) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:11 PM Author: Cowardly razzle-dazzle pistol property no, they're not. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#26988174) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM Author: Pink jewess We're RARE-BREED Trial Lawyers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#35297897) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:48 PM Author: purple parlor turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#26777723) |
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Date: December 4th, 2014 6:26 PM Author: bronze area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#26857853) |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 3:13 PM Author: Thriller party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#26963171) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 5:58 PM Author: bronze area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#26988077) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:01 PM Author: Garnet fanboi forum Twist: Shitlaw boss makes 20x what those faggot glory hole boys make (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#26988110) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:09 PM Author: Garnet fanboi forum Shitlaw boss cashes $22,676 check he finds crumpled up in his car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#26988167) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM Author: Pink jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#35297900) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM Author: Up-to-no-good principal's office great thread but for some reason i always read "glory boys" as "glory holes" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#26988132) |
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Date: January 19th, 2015 7:45 PM Author: soul-stirring milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#27147996) |
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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:11 PM Author: bronze area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#27989075) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 3:11 PM Author: big blue new version love this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#28021852) |
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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:12 PM Author: bronze area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#28616770) |
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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:13 PM Author: big blue new version was literally thinking about this yesterday (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#28616774) |
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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:26 PM Author: cocky den legend I imagine the shitlaw boss like Gene Hackman and the courthouse hallway like the high school in Hoosiers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#28616859) |
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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:58 AM Author: Slap-happy international law enforcement agency I got more of a Glengarry Glenn Ross Jack Lemmon vibe. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#34851063) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:22 PM Author: Cream jet-lagged hospital pozpig The scene with Chuck in this week's Better Call Saul captured the essence of this post pretty nicely. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#36797515) |
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