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I have some new details about the spaceporn bar spaghetti incident

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there whe...
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Hand in the proverbial cookie jar
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This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent ove...
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brave of you to poast this
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TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.
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Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.
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Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to ...
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When was the last time you had sex with a biological female?...
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couple weeks ago. you?
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Just don't talk about me, pedophile.
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I can confirm.
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throwaway?
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I can't say more.
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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:52 PM
Author: green native wagecucks

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there when it happened

SP had his hand all the way in the kid’s pants and was fondling his genitals. Kid was clearly in distress.

Waitress asked what he was doing when she came to bring SP another beer and SP had a panicked flipout like he was surprised anyone would notice.

Waitress did end up getting fired unfortunately but is considering suing either the restaurant or SP.

That’s all i know but am going to ask around a bit more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46161253)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: slate jet-lagged lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46161283)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:01 PM
Author: Useless Soggy Gay Wizard Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46161287)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: aquamarine factory reset button kitchen

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46161289)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: White excitant goyim son of senegal

To be fair,

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46161292)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Avocado background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#48337327)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:56 PM
Author: Galvanic station philosopher-king

Pedos often become convinced they are never going to get caught and so become very brazen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46161459)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: Useless Soggy Gay Wizard Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46161511)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: Irate Trip Locale Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46164478)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: Avocado background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46164596)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:54 PM
Author: plum tank macaca

sure bud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46161904)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:55 PM
Author: deranged nudist psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46161906)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: Domesticated federal ladyboy

This is so fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46161920)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: Marvelous Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46163996)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: Charismatic hall

Hand in the proverbial cookie jar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46161921)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:04 PM
Author: magenta coldplay fan

This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent over the table pounding his ricehole. SP then pulled out and started to pee on SP jr while shouting 'HOUSE ON FIRE! HOUSE ON FIRE! PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!'. It was a very lib bar so they were nervous about interfering since they did not want to come off as homophobic. The waitress was very brave for offering SP jr a towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46161937)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:04 PM
Author: chrome violent casino

brave of you to poast this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46164507)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Avocado background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46164592)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:42 PM
Author: laughsome lemon locus

Extremely inspiring poast thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46177424)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:36 PM
Author: Cyan digit ratio hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#47481014)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:15 PM
Author: Swollen khaki kitty

TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46161964)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:15 PM
Author: Talented up-to-no-good jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46162120)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:13 PM
Author: blue mewling parlour hunting ground

Big if true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46162116)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:14 PM
Author: Cyan digit ratio hominid

So are you actually there in person moonlighting as a private investigator? Or doing this all over zoom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46162119)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: green native wagecucks

The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’s all I really want to say in that area atm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46162123)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: Marvelous Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46163994)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:47 PM
Author: tantric sapphire home queen of the night

Tick tock spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46164444)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:10 PM
Author: Turquoise zippy office

Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46164523)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: tantric sapphire home queen of the night

You’re fucked pal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46164558)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:29 PM
Author: Turquoise zippy office

I’m doing great 👍

You are so fucked it’s just pathetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46164572)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Avocado background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46164594)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Translucent Circlehead

Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46164599)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 5:51 PM
Author: puce soul-stirring indian lodge

Jesus ain’t touching this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46168892)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 11:14 PM
Author: pale crackhouse regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46170246)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: Swollen khaki kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46177413)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:30 PM
Author: green native wagecucks

Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to GREAT lengths to try to ensure this never blows back on him.

Like, crazy person stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46259432)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:36 PM
Author: Turquoise zippy office

When was the last time you had sex with a biological female?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46259465)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:47 PM
Author: green native wagecucks

couple weeks ago. you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46259508)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:05 AM
Author: green native wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46293312)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:06 AM
Author: Domesticated federal ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46293314)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:14 AM
Author: Vigorous Sable House Idea He Suggested

wait, so sp actually is a chimo? i thought that was just like a board joke because he worded things poorly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46293337)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:16 AM
Author: light stage hairy legs

new here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46293345)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:57 AM
Author: Useless Soggy Gay Wizard Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46671965)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:20 AM
Author: Histrionic death wish

based on what i know (admittedly little - even though i poast quite a lot i don't retain very much info about poasters/drama because i truly come here only to say irreverent stuff and read what other people say), SP had a schtick a few years back where he got stoned and said "wacky" stuff. he is obviously awkward so him trying to be a chill breh is inevitably going to come off weird and unnatural. i distinctly remember one poast where he the title was something like "my four year old has a bigger dick than me bros" and like you say, there was a lot of poorly worded stuff in his poasts. i don't remember the basis for the playroom hotdog meme, but whatever it was it cannot have sounded good. i highly doubt he is actually a pedo, but to be honest none of us really KNOWS each other so can we say? anything is possible, but i don't think it's true.

but i can say this - he hasn't done himself any favors here (unless he is trolling and inviting the abuse).

the big question for me is whether the bar spaghetti thing actually happened or whether he is just baiting people. if it happened, why the fuck would he talk about it here? he knows what the result would be. and if it did happen, i really don't know what to think. that is certainly suspicious as fuck if you're being accused of a server of doing something inappropriate with a child. has anyone ever had that happen to them? the most charitable thing i can say about that is maybe the waitress said something innocuous like "why the hell are you in the bar with a little kid" and SP, because he is unhinged and has a short fuse, just went bonkers and took it to be an accusation of pedo activity. i dunno.

someone (i think Mase?) the other day says that as of february the real SP was poasting here. not sure how he knows that. but i legit thought that SP was an imposter going back to january because the spaghetti incident is just borderline unreal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46293361)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:31 AM
Author: Turquoise zippy office

Just don't talk about me, pedophile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46293390)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:32 AM
Author: Domesticated federal ladyboy

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46293396)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:33 AM
Author: Histrionic death wish

throwaway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46293399)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: Domesticated federal ladyboy

I can't say more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46293406)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:36 AM
Author: Histrionic death wish

i want to send you sexy messages and gay porn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46293414)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: Domesticated federal ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46293417)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:16 PM
Author: Vigorous Sable House Idea He Suggested

yeah, i figured the person everyone says sp in can't really be him because no sane person would do / say the shit he says constantly on here, making crazy ass threads and stirring things up with people for no reason.

if that restaurant thing is true, that's a solid where there's smoke there's fire situation because i can't envision a circumstance where a server would call out a customer over their kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46294280)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: aquamarine factory reset button kitchen

new poaster, first day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46294284)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:21 PM
Author: Vigorous Sable House Idea He Suggested

like i said, i'm aware of the sp fucks his son origin story, but it's really hard for me to square someone with their identity so wildly known taking so much time out of his day to do and say the wacky stuff i see on here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46294300)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:23 PM
Author: lake aphrodisiac library feces

This entire SP thing is bizarre. What's this restaurant story? Can you link the original poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46294309)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:24 PM
Author: magenta coldplay fan

SP took his son out for bar spaghetti and the waitress thought he had kidnapped and raped his son. He complained to the manager and they gave him a free dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46294319)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: Histrionic death wish

imagine you know nothing about this board and you read this description of what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46295133)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 6:45 PM
Author: lake aphrodisiac library feces

this board is like a schizophrenic AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46295823)



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: pale crackhouse regret

Origin of playroom hotdog meme was sp posting “little fucker begged for a playroom hotdog and now he won’t eat it.”

shitmodded of course, draw your own conclusions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#48360620)



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Date: June 17th, 2023 11:11 AM
Author: Aromatic Unholy Heaven Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46438170)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:55 AM
Author: pale crackhouse regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46671961)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 2:26 PM
Author: fear-inspiring lime public bath

Call me old fashioned but I think this is sick and SP needs to be stopped. Poor kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46672800)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:20 PM
Author: lascivious chapel private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#46862311)



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Date: November 1st, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: Histrionic death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#47008653)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:33 PM
Author: impressive university



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 4:57 PM
Author: magenta coldplay fan

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#47548999)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: Aromatic Unholy Heaven Sweet Tailpipe



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Date: April 14th, 2024 5:27 PM
Author: blathering navy range reading party



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: deranged nudist psychic



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Razzle stead

Your kids will be dancing on those bars if you don’t quit molesting them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2...id#47689636)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: flickering honey-headed nowag



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Avocado background story



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:42 PM
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