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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:25 PM
Author: know-it-all school cafeteria

Whereas shitlaw attorneys are "ham-and-eggers."

Example:

We were waiting around in federal court today (rare that we have occasion to appear there - shitlaw boss calls it the "shark tank") and were passed in the hallway by a large group of well-known litigators from the biggest firm in town.

Shortly after they pass, boss turns to me, "You see them glory boys struttin' around in their fancy Eye-talian suits? Ha! None of that for ham-and-eggers like you and me, no sir! Heh, probably costs more to get one a them things dry cleaned than we pull down in a month, heh heh."

A few seconds later: "Hey, ain't no shame in showing up to court in a Men's Wearhouse suit. They put out a good product, they really do. And they know how to treat ya right."

After a longer pause: "Lemme tell ya kid, in another life..." His voice trailed off as he stared wistfully into the distance.

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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:23 AM
Author: Topaz Fiercely-loyal Crackhouse Goal In Life



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:29 PM
Author: mind-boggling potus



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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: Trip Athletic Conference School



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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: passionate psychic corn cake



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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:08 PM
Author: Carnelian useless police squad

Underrated

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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: vermilion sex offender



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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:43 AM
Author: know-it-all school cafeteria



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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:45 AM
Author: Wild arrogant property

Please continue on with the story...

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Date: June 27th, 2014 7:07 AM
Author: Spectacular Dragon Deer Antler

I enjoyed this

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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:11 AM
Author: Blue space preventive strike

Go on...

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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:21 AM
Author: soul-stirring double fault



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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: Excitant Rigor Gunner



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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:55 AM
Author: pearly beady-eyed brunch genital piercing

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Date: June 27th, 2014 11:03 AM
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Date: June 27th, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: Green out-of-control blood rage

lol

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Date: July 22nd, 2014 8:20 PM
Author: know-it-all school cafeteria



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Date: November 22nd, 2014 11:16 PM
Author: Green out-of-control blood rage



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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:23 PM
Author: Green out-of-control blood rage

bump for the ham and eggers on this board

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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: Twisted Mauve Candlestick Maker Theater Stage

ham and eggers should die

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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:05 PM
Author: Green out-of-control blood rage

They're salt of the earth fellas. The backbone of the profession.

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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: Twisted Mauve Candlestick Maker Theater Stage

no, they're not.

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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: heady indirect expression

We're RARE-BREED Trial Lawyers

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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:12 PM
Author: chest-beating filthy hall

2nd year associate

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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:48 PM
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Date: December 4th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Green out-of-control blood rage



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Date: December 19th, 2014 3:13 PM
Author: Khaki Love Of Her Life



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 5:58 PM
Author: Green out-of-control blood rage



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:01 PM
Author: chest-beating filthy hall

Twist: Shitlaw boss makes 20x what those faggot glory hole boys make

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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:02 PM
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:07 PM
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7th year associate confidently strides past shitlaw boss, confidently checks blackberry to find email informing him of NOBREAKFAST PACK UR BAGS AND GET OUT, confidently replies THank, confidently considers shitigation exit options, confidently strides to top of courthouse and confidently hops off like mary poppins

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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: chest-beating filthy hall

Shitlaw boss cashes $22,676 check he finds crumpled up in his car

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Date: July 4th, 2017 12:53 PM
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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM
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Date: February 1st, 2018 5:16 PM
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: Dashing Queen Of The Night

great thread but for some reason i always read "glory boys" as "glory holes"

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Date: January 19th, 2015 7:45 PM
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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:11 PM
Author: Green out-of-control blood rage



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 3:11 PM
Author: idiotic lake site

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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:12 PM
Author: Green out-of-control blood rage



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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: idiotic lake site

was literally thinking about this yesterday

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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: lilac offensive set

I imagine the shitlaw boss like Gene Hackman and the courthouse hallway like the high school in Hoosiers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#28616859)



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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:58 AM
Author: Marvelous ticket booth

I got more of a Glengarry Glenn Ross Jack Lemmon vibe.

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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:32 PM
Author: Sinister Umber Stead



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Date: July 4th, 2017 12:47 PM
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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: Wine Rough-skinned Famous Landscape Painting



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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: Marvelous ticket booth

Not flame I've been using this sadsack terminology since this poast. Clients love it.

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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: lilac offensive set



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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:09 PM
Author: Titillating Hell Fat Ankles

What a great phrase.

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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:20 PM
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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:22 PM
Author: know-it-all school cafeteria

The scene with Chuck in this week's Better Call Saul captured the essence of this post pretty nicely.

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Author: When I grow up I want to be a pumo

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