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Shitlaw boss calls biglaw attorneys "glory boys"
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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:25 PM Author: know-it-all school cafeteria Whereas shitlaw attorneys are "ham-and-eggers."
Example:
We were waiting around in federal court today (rare that we have occasion to appear there - shitlaw boss calls it the "shark tank") and were passed in the hallway by a large group of well-known litigators from the biggest firm in town.
Shortly after they pass, boss turns to me, "You see them glory boys struttin' around in their fancy Eye-talian suits? Ha! None of that for ham-and-eggers like you and me, no sir! Heh, probably costs more to get one a them things dry cleaned than we pull down in a month, heh heh."
A few seconds later: "Hey, ain't no shame in showing up to court in a Men's Wearhouse suit. They put out a good product, they really do. And they know how to treat ya right."
After a longer pause: "Lemme tell ya kid, in another life..." His voice trailed off as he stared wistfully into the distance. |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:23 AM Author: Topaz Fiercely-loyal Crackhouse Goal In Life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#25828253) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:29 PM Author: mind-boggling potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#26988261) |
Date: June 26th, 2014 9:34 PM Author: Trip Athletic Conference School (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#25825684) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:04 PM Author: passionate psychic corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#25825885) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:08 PM Author: Carnelian useless police squad Underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#25825919) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:10 PM Author: vermilion sex offender (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#25825927) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:43 AM Author: know-it-all school cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#25827895) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:45 AM Author: Wild arrogant property Please continue on with the story... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#25827898) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 7:07 AM Author: Spectacular Dragon Deer Antler I enjoyed this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#25827908) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:11 AM Author: Blue space preventive strike Go on... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#25828224) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:21 AM Author: soul-stirring double fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#25828247) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:24 AM Author: Excitant Rigor Gunner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#25828258) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:55 AM Author: pearly beady-eyed brunch genital piercing (guy who just read his 9th john grisham novel) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#25828376) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 11:03 AM Author: Splenetic 180 Heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#25828401) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 12:08 PM Author: Green out-of-control blood rage lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#25828686) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2014 8:20 PM Author: know-it-all school cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#25983644) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2014 11:16 PM Author: Green out-of-control blood rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#26775570) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:23 PM Author: Green out-of-control blood rage bump for the ham and eggers on this board (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#26777553) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM Author: Twisted Mauve Candlestick Maker Theater Stage ham and eggers should die (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#26988131) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:05 PM Author: Green out-of-control blood rage They're salt of the earth fellas. The backbone of the profession. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#26988140) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:11 PM Author: Twisted Mauve Candlestick Maker Theater Stage no, they're not. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#26988174) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:48 PM Author: Deranged digit ratio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#26777723) |
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Date: December 4th, 2014 6:26 PM Author: Green out-of-control blood rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#26857853) |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 3:13 PM Author: Khaki Love Of Her Life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#26963171) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 5:58 PM Author: Green out-of-control blood rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#26988077) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:01 PM Author: chest-beating filthy hall Twist: Shitlaw boss makes 20x what those faggot glory hole boys make (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#26988110) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:09 PM Author: chest-beating filthy hall Shitlaw boss cashes $22,676 check he finds crumpled up in his car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#26988167) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM Author: Dashing Queen Of The Night great thread but for some reason i always read "glory boys" as "glory holes" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#26988132) |
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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:26 PM Author: lilac offensive set I imagine the shitlaw boss like Gene Hackman and the courthouse hallway like the high school in Hoosiers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#28616859) |
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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:58 AM Author: Marvelous ticket booth I got more of a Glengarry Glenn Ross Jack Lemmon vibe. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#34851063) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:22 PM Author: know-it-all school cafeteria The scene with Chuck in this week's Better Call Saul captured the essence of this post pretty nicely. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#36797515) |
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