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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
180 Free-loading Address Genital Piercing
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
concupiscible national security agency
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
plum slap-happy selfie
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
startling deer antler
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
Beta haunted graveyard
  08/30/25
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supple emerald resort regret
  09/05/25
, he lisped
Shimmering Queen Of The Night Pistol
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
Trip affirmative action factory reset button
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
180 Free-loading Address Genital Piercing
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
Trip affirmative action factory reset button
  08/31/25
...
Fuchsia frisky hell
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
plum slap-happy selfie
  08/31/25
delusional take
Fuchsia frisky hell
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
plum slap-happy selfie
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
Buck-toothed Comical Partner
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
plum slap-happy selfie
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
marvelous spot
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
plum slap-happy selfie
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
180 Free-loading Address Genital Piercing
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
plum slap-happy selfie
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
180 Free-loading Address Genital Piercing
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
marvelous spot
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
plum slap-happy selfie
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
plum slap-happy selfie
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
plum slap-happy selfie
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
marvelous spot
  09/05/25
...
plum slap-happy selfie
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
Sapphire sick ticket booth
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
marvelous spot
  09/05/25
...
plum slap-happy selfie
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
plum slap-happy selfie
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
marvelous spot
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
180 Free-loading Address Genital Piercing
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
Bright Electric Furnace
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
plum slap-happy selfie
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
Bright Electric Furnace
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
plum slap-happy selfie
  09/05/25
Kenny
marvelous spot
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
180 Free-loading Address Genital Piercing
  09/06/25
...
vigorous idiotic useless brakes casino
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
plum slap-happy selfie
  09/06/25
...
vigorous idiotic useless brakes casino
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
180 Free-loading Address Genital Piercing
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
plum slap-happy selfie
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
snowy gas station
  09/07/25
Explain
180 Free-loading Address Genital Piercing
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
lake organic girlfriend
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
180 Free-loading Address Genital Piercing
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
plum slap-happy selfie
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
180 Free-loading Address Genital Piercing
  09/07/25
...
Buck-toothed Comical Partner
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
plum slap-happy selfie
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
plum slap-happy selfie
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
plum slap-happy selfie
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
plum slap-happy selfie
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
plum slap-happy selfie
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
plum slap-happy selfie
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
plum slap-happy selfie
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
marvelous spot
  01/18/26
...
plum slap-happy selfie
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
irradiated apoplectic locale
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
plum slap-happy selfie
  01/18/26
wow i called this one re tien
plum slap-happy selfie
  01/28/26
AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. gue...
plum slap-happy selfie
  01/25/26
AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made ...
plum slap-happy selfie
  01/28/26
we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by gett...
plum slap-happy selfie
  01/30/26
Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass? Sinner lo...
180 Free-loading Address Genital Piercing
  01/30/26
tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz,...
plum slap-happy selfie
  01/31/26
Sinner lost bitch Cram it up your ass
180 Free-loading Address Genital Piercing
  02/01/26
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominan...
plum slap-happy selfie
  03/16/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o drop...
plum slap-happy selfie
  03/30/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, a...
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  05/03/26
At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possib...
Richard Ames
  05/03/26
tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far...
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  05/03/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: 180 Free-loading Address Genital Piercing

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: concupiscible national security agency

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: plum slap-happy selfie

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: startling deer antler

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Beta haunted graveyard

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: supple emerald resort regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Shimmering Queen Of The Night Pistol

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Trip affirmative action factory reset button

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: 180 Free-loading Address Genital Piercing

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Trip affirmative action factory reset button

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Fuchsia frisky hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: plum slap-happy selfie

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Fuchsia frisky hell

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: plum slap-happy selfie

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Comical Partner

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: plum slap-happy selfie

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: marvelous spot

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: plum slap-happy selfie

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: 180 Free-loading Address Genital Piercing

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: plum slap-happy selfie

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: 180 Free-loading Address Genital Piercing

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: marvelous spot

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: plum slap-happy selfie

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: plum slap-happy selfie

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: plum slap-happy selfie

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: marvelous spot

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: plum slap-happy selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Sapphire sick ticket booth

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: marvelous spot

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: plum slap-happy selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: plum slap-happy selfie

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: marvelous spot

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: 180 Free-loading Address Genital Piercing

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Bright Electric Furnace

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: plum slap-happy selfie

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Bright Electric Furnace

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: plum slap-happy selfie

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: marvelous spot

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: 180 Free-loading Address Genital Piercing

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: vigorous idiotic useless brakes casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: plum slap-happy selfie

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: vigorous idiotic useless brakes casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: 180 Free-loading Address Genital Piercing

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: plum slap-happy selfie

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: snowy gas station

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: 180 Free-loading Address Genital Piercing

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: lake organic girlfriend

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: 180 Free-loading Address Genital Piercing

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: plum slap-happy selfie

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: 180 Free-loading Address Genital Piercing

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Comical Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: plum slap-happy selfie

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: plum slap-happy selfie

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: plum slap-happy selfie

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: plum slap-happy selfie

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: plum slap-happy selfie

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: plum slap-happy selfie

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: plum slap-happy selfie

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: marvelous spot

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: plum slap-happy selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: irradiated apoplectic locale

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: plum slap-happy selfie

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49599047)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: plum slap-happy selfie

wow i called this one re tien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49626059)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: plum slap-happy selfie

AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49616728)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: plum slap-happy selfie

AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49626057)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: plum slap-happy selfie

we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by getting a 24 time slam champ instead. that's some parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49632584)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: 180 Free-loading Address Genital Piercing

Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass?

Sinner lost

You were PWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49634102)



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Date: January 31st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: plum slap-happy selfie

tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz, doobs)

that's some serious parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49636738)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 3:21 AM
Author: 180 Free-loading Address Genital Piercing

Sinner lost bitch

Cram it up your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49637675)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: plum slap-happy selfie

๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominance continues: they have won the last ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ– ๐ญ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ง๐š๐ฆ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ in which both were in the draw

๐‘‡โ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘™๐‘Ž๐‘ ๐‘ก ๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘’ ๐‘ค๐‘–๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘ก ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘š ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘  ๐‘€๐‘Ž๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘–๐‘‘ 2024, ๐‘ค๐‘œ๐‘› ๐‘๐‘ฆ ๐ด๐‘›๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘ฆ ๐‘…๐‘ข๐‘๐‘™๐‘’๐‘ฃ

https://x.com/TennisMyLife68/status/2033340792664670454

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49748059)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 7:16 AM
Author: plum slap-happy selfie

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o dropping the set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49780103)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, and being 30-2 on the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49861962)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: Richard Ames

At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possible that Alcafraud might actually have a historic year given the Australian Open win. But he just isn't consistent enough. Granted, his style is fun to watch. Especially compared to Janik Doper and his carrot juice.

Meanwhile, the Americans are pretty much all a disgrace. Trying to be influencers instead of doing the actual work to be the Top Guy.

The OP was wrong to say there is parity in the top 30, unless you mean the men ranked 4 - 30 (maybe 3 - 30, now that Djokovic is legitimately just old.) But there's no reason why one of these other guys can't win ONE major over Lance and Doobs. I get the sense that frauds like Taylor Fritz are just happy to be there and to collect checks from random vodka company sponsors than to do what it takes to be truly great. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49861979)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far more talented and excited than tyrolean doobs. injuries are bad for one's legacy. you cant just miss slams in your prime and expect to be the GOAT. fed and djoker were amazingly consistent and injury free, and lance's doping-induced injuries hurt his legacy.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49862392)