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Shitlaw boss calls biglaw attorneys "glory boys"
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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:25 PM Author: Adventurous corn cake Whereas shitlaw attorneys are "ham-and-eggers."
Example:
We were waiting around in federal court today (rare that we have occasion to appear there - shitlaw boss calls it the "shark tank") and were passed in the hallway by a large group of well-known litigators from the biggest firm in town.
Shortly after they pass, boss turns to me, "You see them glory boys struttin' around in their fancy Eye-talian suits? Ha! None of that for ham-and-eggers like you and me, no sir! Heh, probably costs more to get one a them things dry cleaned than we pull down in a month, heh heh."
A few seconds later: "Hey, ain't no shame in showing up to court in a Men's Wearhouse suit. They put out a good product, they really do. And they know how to treat ya right."
After a longer pause: "Lemme tell ya kid, in another life..." His voice trailed off as he stared wistfully into the distance. |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:23 AM Author: Pearly hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#25828253) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:29 PM Author: Grizzly giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#26988261) |
Date: June 26th, 2014 9:34 PM Author: Aquamarine Charismatic Liquid Oxygen Mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#25825684) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:04 PM Author: amber razzle-dazzle fortuitous meteor site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#25825885) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:08 PM Author: flushed 180 cruise ship boiling water Underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#25825919) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:10 PM Author: Heady Ratface Jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#25825927) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:43 AM Author: Adventurous corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#25827895) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:45 AM Author: Violet Point Quadroon Please continue on with the story... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#25827898) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 7:07 AM Author: Arrogant bronze dingle berry round eye I enjoyed this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#25827908) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:11 AM Author: translucent bespoke gunner stage Go on... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#25828224) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:21 AM Author: black swashbuckling depressive fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#25828247) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:24 AM Author: Cracking multi-billionaire windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#25828258) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:55 AM Author: Navy Startled Spot (guy who just read his 9th john grisham novel) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#25828376) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 11:03 AM Author: Sickened juggernaut piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#25828401) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 12:08 PM Author: Boyish Angry Hospital lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#25828686) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2014 8:20 PM Author: Adventurous corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#25983644) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2014 11:16 PM Author: Boyish Angry Hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#26775570) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:23 PM Author: Boyish Angry Hospital bump for the ham and eggers on this board (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#26777553) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM Author: aphrodisiac hairy legs pit ham and eggers should die (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#26988131) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:05 PM Author: Boyish Angry Hospital They're salt of the earth fellas. The backbone of the profession. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#26988140) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:11 PM Author: aphrodisiac hairy legs pit no, they're not. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#26988174) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM Author: Massive Wild Property We're RARE-BREED Trial Lawyers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#35297897) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:12 PM Author: marvelous indirect expression sneaky criminal 2nd year associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#26988179) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:48 PM Author: painfully honest legal warrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#26777723) |
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Date: December 4th, 2014 6:26 PM Author: Boyish Angry Hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#26857853) |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 3:13 PM Author: topaz rough-skinned sex offender (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#26963171) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 5:58 PM Author: Boyish Angry Hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#26988077) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:01 PM Author: marvelous indirect expression sneaky criminal Twist: Shitlaw boss makes 20x what those faggot glory hole boys make (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#26988110) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:02 PM Author: Floppy national security agency gaming laptop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#26988121) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:07 PM Author: mahogany hideous rehab filthpig 7th year associate confidently strides past shitlaw boss, confidently checks blackberry to find email informing him of NOBREAKFAST PACK UR BAGS AND GET OUT, confidently replies THank, confidently considers shitigation exit options, confidently strides to top of courthouse and confidently hops off like mary poppins (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#26988148) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:09 PM Author: marvelous indirect expression sneaky criminal Shitlaw boss cashes $22,676 check he finds crumpled up in his car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#26988167) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM Author: White Jew great thread but for some reason i always read "glory boys" as "glory holes" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#26988132) |
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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:26 PM Author: Spectacular onyx messiness location I imagine the shitlaw boss like Gene Hackman and the courthouse hallway like the high school in Hoosiers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#28616859) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:22 PM Author: Adventurous corn cake The scene with Chuck in this week's Better Call Saul captured the essence of this post pretty nicely. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#36797515) |
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