| WhiteHouse.gov updates “major events” timeline
 
 
 |  | hairraiser cyan abode | 10/23/25 |  | Ebony Self-absorbed Theater | 10/23/25 |  | Topaz Exhilarant Electric Furnace Piazza | 10/23/25 |  | Ungodly heady lodge cumskin | 10/23/25 |  | avocado high-end shitlib | 10/24/25 |  | ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, | 10/24/25 |  | somebody good | 10/24/25 |  | Roblox | 10/24/25 |  | gedood persoon | 10/24/25 |  | lsd | 10/24/25 |  | So we looked at the data | 10/24/25 |  | b-legit | 10/24/25 |  | To be fair | 10/24/25 |  | cheese man | 10/26/25 |  | man o' war | 10/26/25 |  | Dunedain cowboy | 10/26/25 |  | Burgundy excitant box office | 10/23/25 |  | shimmering circlehead meetinghouse | 10/23/25 |  | Curious sex offender | 10/23/25 |  | Turquoise market alpha | 10/23/25 |  | 180 know-it-all school cafeteria keepsake machete | 10/23/25 |  | alcoholic embarrassed to the bone lay | 10/23/25 |  | sexy boiling water kitchen | 10/23/25 |  | bat shit crazy hissy fit | 10/23/25 |  | free-loading stirring set | 10/23/25 |  | Multi-colored site | 10/23/25 |  | Roblox | 10/24/25 |  | To be fair | 10/24/25 |  | man o' war | 10/26/25 |  | Dunedain cowboy | 10/27/25 |  | sexy boiling water kitchen | 10/23/25 |  | somebody good | 10/24/25 |  | ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., | 10/24/25 |  | Candy Ride | 10/24/25 |  | sickened associate | 10/23/25 |  | bat shit crazy hissy fit | 10/23/25 |  | fragrant step-uncle's house | 10/23/25 |  | Salmon goyim | 10/23/25 |  | bateful resort hunting ground | 10/24/25 |  | emerald spectacular toilet seat | 10/24/25 |  | sick titillating menage pistol | 10/24/25 |  | concupiscible senate | 10/24/25 |  | Khaki appetizing fortuitous meteor idiot | 10/24/25 |  | milky razzmatazz orchestra pit gaming laptop | 10/24/25 |  | Jet-lagged heaven mental disorder | 10/24/25 |  | WordcelWorth | 10/26/25 |  | gibberish (?) | 10/24/25 |  | cheese man | 10/26/25 |  | everyone looks like shit now | 10/24/25 |  | Nazca Redlines | 10/24/25 |  | Voodoo Child | 10/24/25 |  | Roblox | 10/24/25 |  | Candy Ride | 10/24/25 |  | Voodoo Child | 10/26/25 |  | Roblox | 10/24/25 |  | Civil Attorney | 10/24/25 |  | artificial intelligence | 10/24/25 |  | Charles Tyrwhitt Dad | 10/24/25 |  | Paralegal Mohammad | 10/24/25 |  | Darnell | 10/24/25 |  | Shawn K (my full last name is K) | 10/24/25 |  | UN peacekeeper | 10/24/25 |  | Shawn K (my full last name is K) | 10/24/25 |  | To be fair | 10/24/25 |  | ,:....,..,..,,,....,,....,... | 10/24/25 |  | ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, | 10/24/25 |  | No Paye No Gain | 10/24/25 |  | https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK | 10/24/25 |  | https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK | 10/26/25 |  | Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon | 10/26/25 |  | UN peacekeeper | 10/26/25 |  | No icd-10 for fat Covid | 10/26/25 |  | cheese man | 10/26/25 |  | gibberish (?) | 10/26/25 |  | A Dick is Not Dispositive | 10/26/25 |  | A Dick is Not Dispositive | 10/26/25 |  | somebody good | 10/26/25 |  | A Dick is Not Dispositive | 10/27/25 |  | ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, | 10/27/25 |  | somebody good | 10/27/25 |  | ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., | 10/27/25 |  | ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, | 10/27/25 | 
 
 
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 Date:  October 24th, 2025 12:01 PM
 
 Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, 
 so cr.
 Mitch Hedberg and Anthony Jeselnik would approve.
 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5789231&forum_id=2...id#49371147)
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 Date:  October 23rd, 2025 9:53 PM
 Author: Curious sex offender
 
 "The White House Ballroom will be substantially separated from the main building of the White House, but at the same time, it’s theme and architectural heritage will be almost identical."
 
  they're not sending their best
 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5789231&forum_id=2...id#49370046)
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 Date:  October 24th, 2025 4:48 PM
 
 Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., 
 
 
 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5789231&forum_id=2...id#49372146)
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 Date:  October 23rd, 2025 10:20 PM
 Author: bat shit crazy hissy fit
 
 jfc thought it would just be a subtle jab at obama lol
 
  edit: lol i scrolled past clinton the first time LMAO
 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5789231&forum_id=2...id#49370095)
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 Date:  October 24th, 2025 2:01 AM
 Author: sick titillating menage pistol
 
 literally laughed out loud, 180
 
  saw Clinton and had an idea where it was going.
  
  did not expect Obama and Hunter. master trolling, well done.
 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5789231&forum_id=2...id#49370429)
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 Date:  October 24th, 2025 3:56 AM
 Author: Jet-lagged heaven mental disorder
 
 lmfao.
 
  (fyi, if you're using noscript, you have to enable "elfsight.")
 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5789231&forum_id=2...id#49370489)
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 Date:  October 24th, 2025 12:09 PM
 Author: Civil Attorney
 
 This is HUGE and changes everything but what about lowering prices for consumers and bringing back manufacturing and ending the Ukraine war day one and cutting spending and doge dividends and tariff dividends and his health care plan and his infrastructure plan and taking over Greenland and taking over Canada and reducing the debt and raising working class spending power etc etc?
 
  Oh yeah we memory holed all those things π
 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5789231&forum_id=2...id#49371197)
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 Date:  October 24th, 2025 1:08 PM
 Author: Darnell
 
 hilarious
 
  but this belongs on 4chan not the white house website.  trolling is for trolls and lulz and not for IRL
 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5789231&forum_id=2...id#49371343)
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 Date:  October 24th, 2025 4:50 PM
 
 Author: ,:....,..,..,,,....,,....,... 
 Trump lining his pockets is a huge win for ordinary MAGA folks. That’s what you libs don’t get
 
 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5789231&forum_id=2...id#49372166)
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 Date:  October 24th, 2025 2:26 PM
 
 Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, 
 i'd agree if we could turn back 50 years of MSM fraud, academia fraud, etc.
 
 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5789231&forum_id=2...id#49371555)
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 Date:  October 27th, 2025 4:43 PM
 
 Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, 
 just to rub Obama's nose in it.
 
 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5789231&forum_id=2...id#49379861)
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 Date:  October 27th, 2025 5:52 PM
 
 Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., 
 (rowan)
 
 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5789231&forum_id=2...id#49380164)
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 Date:  October 27th, 2025 4:46 PM
 
 Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, 
 here's the court. you can see the EOB in the background. Obama famously made 2 of 22 shots but was so vain that he kept trying.
 
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EC1vzMHSYBY
 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5789231&forum_id=2...id#49379875)
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