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Shitlaw boss calls biglaw attorneys "glory boys"
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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:25 PM Author: Ruby travel guidebook Whereas shitlaw attorneys are "ham-and-eggers."
Example:
We were waiting around in federal court today (rare that we have occasion to appear there - shitlaw boss calls it the "shark tank") and were passed in the hallway by a large group of well-known litigators from the biggest firm in town.
Shortly after they pass, boss turns to me, "You see them glory boys struttin' around in their fancy Eye-talian suits? Ha! None of that for ham-and-eggers like you and me, no sir! Heh, probably costs more to get one a them things dry cleaned than we pull down in a month, heh heh."
A few seconds later: "Hey, ain't no shame in showing up to court in a Men's Wearhouse suit. They put out a good product, they really do. And they know how to treat ya right."
After a longer pause: "Lemme tell ya kid, in another life..." His voice trailed off as he stared wistfully into the distance. |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:23 AM Author: balding useless brakes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#25828253) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:29 PM Author: Glittery Vengeful Rigor Prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#26988261) |
Date: June 26th, 2014 9:34 PM Author: Passionate keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#25825684) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:04 PM Author: salmon national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#25825885) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:08 PM Author: razzle-dazzle new version doctorate Underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#25825919) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:10 PM Author: wine hairy legs office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#25825927) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:43 AM Author: Ruby travel guidebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#25827895) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:45 AM Author: Charismatic internal respiration Please continue on with the story... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#25827898) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 7:07 AM Author: Smoky Domesticated Kitchen I enjoyed this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#25827908) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:11 AM Author: Stimulating Beta Famous Landscape Painting Go on... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#25828224) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:21 AM Author: Mind-boggling Infuriating Trailer Park Electric Furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#25828247) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:24 AM Author: lavender exhilarant resort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#25828258) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:55 AM Author: chrome bonkers azn sound barrier (guy who just read his 9th john grisham novel) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#25828376) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 11:03 AM Author: Apoplectic dingle berry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#25828401) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 12:08 PM Author: Mint bossy hospital lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#25828686) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2014 8:20 PM Author: Ruby travel guidebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#25983644) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2014 11:16 PM Author: Mint bossy hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#26775570) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:23 PM Author: Mint bossy hospital bump for the ham and eggers on this board (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#26777553) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM Author: charcoal stage weed whacker ham and eggers should die (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#26988131) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:05 PM Author: Mint bossy hospital They're salt of the earth fellas. The backbone of the profession. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#26988140) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:11 PM Author: charcoal stage weed whacker no, they're not. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#26988174) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:12 PM Author: Splenetic house 2nd year associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#26988179) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:48 PM Author: red spectacular institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#26777723) |
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Date: December 4th, 2014 6:26 PM Author: Mint bossy hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#26857853) |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 3:13 PM Author: cordovan nursing home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#26963171) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 5:58 PM Author: Mint bossy hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#26988077) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:01 PM Author: Splenetic house Twist: Shitlaw boss makes 20x what those faggot glory hole boys make (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#26988110) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:02 PM Author: Provocative pit round eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#26988121) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:07 PM Author: supple twisted nibblets 7th year associate confidently strides past shitlaw boss, confidently checks blackberry to find email informing him of NOBREAKFAST PACK UR BAGS AND GET OUT, confidently replies THank, confidently considers shitigation exit options, confidently strides to top of courthouse and confidently hops off like mary poppins (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#26988148) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:09 PM Author: Splenetic house Shitlaw boss cashes $22,676 check he finds crumpled up in his car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#26988167) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM Author: abusive macaca foreskin great thread but for some reason i always read "glory boys" as "glory holes" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#26988132) |
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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:13 PM Author: alcoholic kitty cat was literally thinking about this yesterday (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#28616774) |
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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:26 PM Author: Erotic bawdyhouse I imagine the shitlaw boss like Gene Hackman and the courthouse hallway like the high school in Hoosiers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#28616859) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:22 PM Author: Ruby travel guidebook The scene with Chuck in this week's Better Call Saul captured the essence of this post pretty nicely. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#36797515) |
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