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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:25 PM
Author: Ruby travel guidebook

Whereas shitlaw attorneys are "ham-and-eggers."

Example:

We were waiting around in federal court today (rare that we have occasion to appear there - shitlaw boss calls it the "shark tank") and were passed in the hallway by a large group of well-known litigators from the biggest firm in town.

Shortly after they pass, boss turns to me, "You see them glory boys struttin' around in their fancy Eye-talian suits? Ha! None of that for ham-and-eggers like you and me, no sir! Heh, probably costs more to get one a them things dry cleaned than we pull down in a month, heh heh."

A few seconds later: "Hey, ain't no shame in showing up to court in a Men's Wearhouse suit. They put out a good product, they really do. And they know how to treat ya right."

After a longer pause: "Lemme tell ya kid, in another life..." His voice trailed off as he stared wistfully into the distance.

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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:23 AM
Author: balding useless brakes



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:29 PM
Author: Glittery Vengeful Rigor Prole



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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: Passionate keepsake machete



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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: salmon national



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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:08 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle new version doctorate

Underrated

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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: wine hairy legs office



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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:43 AM
Author: Ruby travel guidebook



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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:45 AM
Author: Charismatic internal respiration

Please continue on with the story...

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Date: June 27th, 2014 7:07 AM
Author: Smoky Domesticated Kitchen

I enjoyed this

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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:11 AM
Author: Stimulating Beta Famous Landscape Painting

Go on...

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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:21 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Infuriating Trailer Park Electric Furnace



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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: lavender exhilarant resort



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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:55 AM
Author: chrome bonkers azn sound barrier

(guy who just read his 9th john grisham novel)

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Date: June 27th, 2014 11:03 AM
Author: Apoplectic dingle berry



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Date: June 27th, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: Mint bossy hospital

lol

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Date: July 22nd, 2014 8:20 PM
Author: Ruby travel guidebook



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Date: November 22nd, 2014 11:16 PM
Author: Mint bossy hospital



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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:23 PM
Author: Mint bossy hospital

bump for the ham and eggers on this board

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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: charcoal stage weed whacker

ham and eggers should die

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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:05 PM
Author: Mint bossy hospital

They're salt of the earth fellas. The backbone of the profession.

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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: charcoal stage weed whacker

no, they're not.

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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: haunting emerald black woman

We're RARE-BREED Trial Lawyers

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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:12 PM
Author: Splenetic house

2nd year associate

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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:48 PM
Author: red spectacular institution



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Date: December 4th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Mint bossy hospital



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Date: December 19th, 2014 3:13 PM
Author: cordovan nursing home



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 5:58 PM
Author: Mint bossy hospital



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:01 PM
Author: Splenetic house

Twist: Shitlaw boss makes 20x what those faggot glory hole boys make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#26988110)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: Provocative pit round eye



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:07 PM
Author: supple twisted nibblets

7th year associate confidently strides past shitlaw boss, confidently checks blackberry to find email informing him of NOBREAKFAST PACK UR BAGS AND GET OUT, confidently replies THank, confidently considers shitigation exit options, confidently strides to top of courthouse and confidently hops off like mary poppins

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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Splenetic house

Shitlaw boss cashes $22,676 check he finds crumpled up in his car

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Date: July 4th, 2017 12:53 PM
Author: insane aphrodisiac scourge upon the earth address



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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: haunting emerald black woman



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Date: February 1st, 2018 5:17 PM
Author: Excitant mewling menage



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Date: December 9th, 2021 10:00 AM
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Date: May 27th, 2022 10:03 AM
Author: wild disrespectful voyeur



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: buttfaggot (✅🍑)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 5:16 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Alcoholic Stage Double Fault



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: abusive macaca foreskin

great thread but for some reason i always read "glory boys" as "glory holes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#26988132)



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Date: January 19th, 2015 7:45 PM
Author: dashing indecent step-uncle's house



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:11 PM
Author: Mint bossy hospital



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 3:11 PM
Author: alcoholic kitty cat

love this thread

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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:12 PM
Author: Mint bossy hospital



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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: alcoholic kitty cat

was literally thinking about this yesterday

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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: Erotic bawdyhouse

I imagine the shitlaw boss like Gene Hackman and the courthouse hallway like the high school in Hoosiers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#28616859)



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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:58 AM
Author: Amethyst mad cow disease tanning salon

I got more of a Glengarry Glenn Ross Jack Lemmon vibe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#34851063)



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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:32 PM
Author: Beady-eyed international law enforcement agency death wish



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Date: July 4th, 2017 12:47 PM
Author: Curious nowag library



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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: Curious nowag library



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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: Amethyst mad cow disease tanning salon

Not flame I've been using this sadsack terminology since this poast. Clients love it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#34851057)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: Erotic bawdyhouse



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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:09 PM
Author: Sickened hunting ground telephone

What a great phrase.

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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: Disturbing whorehouse wrinkle



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Date: August 6th, 2018 4:44 PM
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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:12 PM
Author: marvelous shivering space



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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:22 PM
Author: Ruby travel guidebook

The scene with Chuck in this week's Better Call Saul captured the essence of this post pretty nicely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2...id#36797515)



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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:23 PM
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Date: September 14th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: Charismatic internal respiration



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Date: October 6th, 2021 2:44 PM
Author: Mint bossy hospital



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Date: December 9th, 2021 9:56 AM
Author: Mint bossy hospital



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Date: December 9th, 2021 10:06 AM
Author: brilliant filthpig



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Author: Mentally impaired church building



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Date: May 13th, 2025 1:34 PM
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Date: July 22nd, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: When I grow up I want to be a pumo

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