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Done drinking, ruined wife’s cousin’s wedding yesterday
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:24 AM Author: Vivacious brilliant stead Started drinking too early. Wedding wasn’t at a church which I thought was degenerate because I’m Roman Catholic. The MC was basically making jokes at this makeshift “church” they had with white chairs set up in the same area as the reception.
The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact I can make him bleed out of his ass if I ever got into an MMA ring with him.
She was 29 when she met him and is 34 now with a birth control softball player body.
The fuckin MC was basically announcing the wedding like it was a hockey game then started to turn it back into a romantic wedding with traditional wedding music when she walked down the aisle.
I chugged three of those little black boxes of red wine at this point so as she was walking down the aisle I grabbed the mic from the MC and pushed him away.
I always said to my wife this cousin of hers looks like a horse with her fuckin square birth control body so when I grabbed the mic I said “Galloping down the aisle! Hard! Direct (made a hand gesture)! She’s square! She has no ass! Square! Direct! Galloping down the aisle!”
While I was doing this everyone was gasping and the dad walked over like he was going to hit me be thought better of it. The security for the venue took three guys to get me down. They called the cops but the cops said this isn’t really a crime what i did so everyone just asked me to leave.
Wife still crying but 180 she left with me. She’s a ride or die bitch. |
Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM Author: Bisexual yarmulke cuckoldry cousin on her moms side or dads (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48424335) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM Author: Vivacious brilliant stead Dads (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48424337) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM Author: French azure antidepressant drug telephone which dad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48424343) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:52 AM Author: sexy half-breed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48424488) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:38 PM Author: Burgundy Razzle-dazzle Hell A) Good question;
B) Did that moniker come from you days at the Red Dragon Inn in RhyDin? |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM Author: hideous ruby fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48424993) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:53 PM Author: useless base nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48425776) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 AM Author: tan national twinkling uncleanness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48427267) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:34 PM Author: cerebral bearded cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48429289) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM Author: gold ratface theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48424336) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:26 AM Author: gold ratface theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48424338) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM Author: French azure antidepressant drug telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48424342) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:43 AM Author: dashing theater stage really tough guy LMFAO
truly 180 |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:06 AM Author: Vivacious brilliant stead This. And when I got home I played “Zombies” that cranberry song perfectly on my kid’s toy piano and I never played it before. I had two more black boxes on the ride and when I got home I was ranting about how good I was at piano and my wife pointed out it’s a player piano so it’s automatic. We were both hysterically laughing at my stupidity, (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48424364) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:43 AM Author: dashing theater stage really tough guy 180 night
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:47 AM Author: Vivacious brilliant stead One for the books lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48424395) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM Author: gold ratface theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48428555) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:59 PM Author: copper curious factory reset button rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48428586) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:32 PM Author: Motley National Security Agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48429268) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:04 AM Author: Scarlet passionate den gay wizard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48424421) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:50 AM Author: jet scourge upon the earth jew Ok but why stop drinking (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48424351) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:55 PM Author: charismatic maize newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48424912) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:58 PM Author: Umber cracking roast beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48424915) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM Author: sexy half-breed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48424916) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:27 PM Author: supple menage hissy fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48424984) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM Author: rusted magical orchestra pit kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48425757) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:11 PM Author: Motley National Security Agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48428657) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:55 AM Author: irate poppy keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48424357) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:21 AM Author: irradiated cerise property Going to need the Heights of all involved before judging this poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48424372) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:50 AM Author: Vivacious brilliant stead That’s the best part. I spend every free second of my day training and lifting. If he’s taller why didn’t he step to me when I disrespected his wife? Her lazy dad too. Because they know they had no shot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48424399) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:09 AM Author: irradiated cerise property Lmao lil breh he doesn't think about you at all -- worrying about "stepping to" is for Short Men. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48424425) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM Author: Vivacious brilliant stead Lmao guess you win bro lmao. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48424433) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM Author: irradiated cerise property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48424451) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:31 PM Author: autistic macaca range 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48424856) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM Author: talented hyperventilating mother institution They had to call some REAL MEN to come and regulate lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48424454) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:11 AM Author: Fantasy-prone area Johnny my boy, why are you pumo? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48424429) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM Author: Vivacious brilliant stead Not me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48424432) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM Author: irradiated cerise property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48424453) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:28 PM Author: supple menage hissy fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48424988) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 3:52 PM Author: contagious henna dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48425457) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:55 PM Author: Pearly site dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48425790) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:10 PM Author: Motley National Security Agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48428656) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:51 AM Author: garnet patrolman The "wedding" wasn't at a church? You did nothing wrong. If they thought that their ceremony was so important maybe they should have bothered to sacralize it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48424487) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:29 PM Author: Vivacious brilliant stead This. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48424851) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM Author: supple menage hissy fit so much this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48424991) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM Author: dashing theater stage really tough guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48425546) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:33 PM Author: titillating sanctuary 29 jumped the shark. shouldve gone with 26-27. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48424859) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM Author: Pontificating lodge trust fund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48424873) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM Author: Histrionic fiercely-loyal black woman gas station the MC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48424876) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM Author: sexy half-breed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48424917) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:34 PM Author: Exciting cuck office I can’t understand making up a story like this and keeping myself short in the flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48425009) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:35 PM Author: irradiated cerise property Story? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48425013) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:57 PM Author: Bisexual yarmulke cuckoldry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48425287) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM Author: dashing theater stage really tough guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48425548) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 PM Author: Pontificating lodge trust fund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48426540) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:58 PM Author: Vivacious brilliant stead Not fake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48425084) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:25 PM Author: supple menage hissy fit ergo it’s true (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48425183) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:26 PM Author: know-it-all casino JM is getting subtler with age (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48425189) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:03 PM Author: arousing dead spot Even after all these years some people still don't "get" xo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48428610) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:23 PM Author: grizzly house-broken brunch volcanic crater "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:27 PM Author: Vigorous fishy jewess point 34 year old "bride"? Birth control body? Not in a church?
Doesn't sound like you were at a wedding at all, champ. |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:47 PM Author: Vivacious brilliant stead Is that supposed to insult me? As if I give a shit about the bride? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48425746) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:51 PM Author: rusted magical orchestra pit kitty cat Subpoena the bodycam footage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48425764) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:07 PM Author: Bat shit crazy headpube son of senegal 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48426264) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:50 PM Author: gold ratface theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#48428553) |
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Date: July 20th, 2025 9:49 PM Author: habeas penem (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id#49117690) |