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World's Greatest Slut apparently has a new title holder

https://www.newsweek.com/porn-star-bonnie-blue-world-record-...
Offensive swashbuckling community account
  01/14/25
there's even a picture https://ibb.co/RQfDXgj
Underhanded stag film
  01/14/25
MAGA!
red territorial therapy
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lmao "newsweek" we used to get it in the mail i...
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Lilac Dilemma Tattoo
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Used to love that page at the end full of pithy quotes and b...
khaki big church
  01/14/25
That’s 1.5 men per minute
Apoplectic passionate headpube
  01/14/25
Jfc
Greedy Station Friendly Grandma
  01/14/25
That's 0.8 Whok Standard Units, for those using the ZoZo Sys...
overrated pink striped hyena toaster
  01/14/25
Mouth, ass, both hands and vag is 5 every 7.5 minutes. If s...
Sable godawful shrine
  01/14/25
"fluffer" porn is one of my genres
Apoplectic passionate headpube
  01/15/25
superior birdshit civilization and birdshit "men&quo...
Bistre at-the-ready son of senegal den
  01/14/25
Hey bud we need to support women’s rights, ok???
thriller salmon senate
  01/14/25
all birdshit "men" are feminists
Bistre at-the-ready son of senegal den
  01/14/25
This should be a Road to Damascus moment for Western society...
thriller salmon senate
  01/14/25
instead *crickets*
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unhinged doctorate parlor
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women everywhere super jealous of her
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this is an average weekend in the life of a nyc gay
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jfc
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Hopefully Trump can bring the record home in a few weeks whe...
Bronze Jewess Garrison
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heard they are gonna sell the vid for $49.99 a pop on onlyfa...
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cerebral light mother
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lol @ white men, they have completely squandered the plot. k...
exhilarant queen of the night hominid
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I didn't read the article but I'd assume she'd have to be pe...
Aquamarine Vigorous Temple Police Squad
  01/14/25
I have real questions about the mechanics of this
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She looks weirdly similar to the other “hundreds of me...
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It’s not just that they’re both blonde, they hav...
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domesticated step-uncle's house
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Had the same thought.
big-titted indian lodge
  01/14/25
They should do a collab
Fluffy talented tanning salon mad cow disease
  01/14/25
where did she get 1,057 men? asking for a gay friend
Crusty Double Fault Space
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superior anglo culture
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"koreans clearly are derivative of said superior anglo ...
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, chirped "Peanut Balls"
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nice
ebony house brethren
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how DARE non anglos not legalize pr0n! RED MAN needed CIVILI...
Buck-toothed Dog Poop Half-breed
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nobody cares what you have to say, M&M nuts
ebony house brethren
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those INFERIOR koreans with their 4B and FEMINAZISM! NYUUG D...
Buck-toothed Dog Poop Half-breed
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Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
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*posts about some asian 5 who got beaten by her dad so hard ...
Buck-toothed Dog Poop Half-breed
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http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5664645&mc=41&am...
Buck-toothed Dog Poop Half-breed
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if only asians were so CREATIVE and ORIGINAL to invent tikto...
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A WORLD WITHOUT KOREAN MEN LMAO http://www.autoadmit.com/...
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Doobs' plastic surgeon deserves a Nobel prize
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do they actually pump away, or one thrust, then next guy
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Date: January 14th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Offensive swashbuckling community account

https://www.newsweek.com/porn-star-bonnie-blue-world-record-sex-feat-1057-men-2014533

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48552310)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: Underhanded stag film

there's even a picture

https://ibb.co/RQfDXgj

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48553545)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 3:42 AM
Author: red territorial therapy

MAGA!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48554292)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Plum infuriating resort legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#49003545)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 11:58 AM
Author: Histrionic bonkers internal respiration

lmao "newsweek"

we used to get it in the mail in the 80s

now this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48552314)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: Lilac Dilemma Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48552791)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: khaki big church

Used to love that page at the end full of pithy quotes and biting satirical political cartoons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48553392)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 11:59 AM
Author: Apoplectic passionate headpube

That’s 1.5 men per minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48552317)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Greedy Station Friendly Grandma

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48552749)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: overrated pink striped hyena toaster

That's 0.8 Whok Standard Units, for those using the ZoZo System. Impressive stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48553409)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:09 PM
Author: Sable godawful shrine

Mouth, ass, both hands and vag is 5 every 7.5 minutes. If she doubled up any holes or got her feet involved she could’ve stretched each gang to over 10 min banging sessions. Presumably the vag and ass bros could also be replaced with hand, feet and mouth bros so that each 10 min started with 7 dudes but the last 5 was just finishing off the last 3 of them. I would hope she had a team of fluffers who were also edging the fuck out of these dudes so that they all busted almost immediately as soon as they touched her. It’s really the clean up that seems grossest and most logistically challenging.

Also this whore is obviously lying and full of shit. It was probably only like 40 dudes and they all signed NDAs and so they can’t snitch on her without risking being outted and driven into bankruptcy by a rat faced barrister in a goofy long curly salt and pepper wig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48553497)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 6:36 AM
Author: Apoplectic passionate headpube

"fluffer" porn is one of my genres

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48554387)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: Bistre at-the-ready son of senegal den

superior birdshit civilization

and birdshit "men" who claim to be the most violent and intelligent men are noticably silent abt their own women taking loads of nigga and muzzie cock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48552325)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: thriller salmon senate

Hey bud we need to support women’s rights, ok???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48552329)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Bistre at-the-ready son of senegal den

all birdshit "men" are feminists

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48552354)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:06 PM
Author: thriller salmon senate

This should be a Road to Damascus moment for Western society that results in Taliban level restrictions on women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48552332)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Bistre at-the-ready son of senegal den

instead *crickets*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48552353)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: unhinged doctorate parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48553524)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:07 PM
Author: carnelian floppy hell weed whacker

women everywhere super jealous of her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48552334)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: know-it-all lascivious sex offender

this is an average weekend in the life of a nyc gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48552366)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: Lilac Dilemma Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48552793)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: cerebral light mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48552797)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: khaki big church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48553407)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: Crusty Double Fault Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48553421)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: slate native skinny woman

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48553508)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:22 PM
Author: Bronze Jewess Garrison

Hopefully Trump can bring the record home in a few weeks when he sucks off all 120 of the Knesset 10 times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48552380)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: Bistre at-the-ready son of senegal den

heard they are gonna sell the vid for $49.99 a pop on onlyfans.com/knesset



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48552475)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: cerebral light mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48552489)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: exhilarant queen of the night hominid

lol @ white men, they have completely squandered the plot. keep sucking jew cock + boasting about the actions of your ancestors 80 years ago :thumbsup:

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48552385)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Aquamarine Vigorous Temple Police Squad

I didn't read the article but I'd assume she'd have to be penetrated in every hole continuously to reach this number

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48552785)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: internet-worthy violent faggot firefighter area

I have real questions about the mechanics of this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48552788)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle factory reset button

She looks weirdly similar to the other “hundreds of men in one day” chick

https://www.newsweek.com/who-porn-star-bonnie-blue-lily-phillips-onlyfans-2014628

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48553372)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: marvelous cyan stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48553374)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle factory reset button

It’s not just that they’re both blonde, they have very similar faces

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48553380)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: marvelous cyan stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48553386)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: domesticated step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48553527)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:21 PM
Author: big-titted indian lodge

Had the same thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48553399)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:30 PM
Author: Fluffy talented tanning salon mad cow disease

They should do a collab

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48553424)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: Crusty Double Fault Space

where did she get 1,057 men? asking for a gay friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48553449)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Dog Poop Half-breed

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48553510)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: big-titted indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48553520)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Dog Poop Half-breed

"koreans clearly are derivative of said superior anglo culture despite pr0n literally being illegal"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48553522)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:35 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Lake Range Reading Party

, chirped "Peanut Balls"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48553561)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: ebony house brethren

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48553566)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Dog Poop Half-breed

how DARE non anglos not legalize pr0n! RED MAN needed CIVILIZING. WHITE IS RIGHT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48553568)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: ebony house brethren

nobody cares what you have to say, M&M nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48553572)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Dog Poop Half-breed

those INFERIOR koreans with their 4B and FEMINAZISM! NYUUG DONE HERE! only WHITES cant be stereotyped! and whites are the LEAST RACIST RACE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48553599)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 2:09 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Dog Poop Half-breed

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48554259)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 3:52 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Dog Poop Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48554311)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Dog Poop Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48555775)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: domesticated step-uncle's house

(crazy person)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48555842)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Dog Poop Half-breed

*posts about some asian 5 who got beaten by her dad so hard she shits on asian men on tiktok all day*

*lols at nowags*

ASIAN MEN DONE HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48555863)



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Date: January 16th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Dog Poop Half-breed

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5664645&mc=41&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48558902)



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Date: January 16th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Dog Poop Half-breed

if only asians were so CREATIVE and ORIGINAL to invent tiktok cumwalks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48558981)



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Date: January 19th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Dog Poop Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48567275)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Dog Poop Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48571434)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Dog Poop Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48574494)



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Date: January 23rd, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Dog Poop Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48583427)



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Date: June 5th, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Dog Poop Half-breed

A WORLD WITHOUT KOREAN MEN LMAO

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5308417&forum_id=2#48456029

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#48991021)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Dog Poop Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#49070480)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:04 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Dog Poop Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#49077617)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:13 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Dog Poop Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#49354939)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 12:45 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Dog Poop Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#49921732)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Dog Poop Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#49923920)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 11:20 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Dog Poop Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#49926840)



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Date: June 25th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: nyuug



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Date: June 25th, 2026 9:42 PM
Author: nyuug



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:11 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#49972831)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Dog Poop Half-breed



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Date: June 10th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Dog Poop Half-breed



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Date: August 12th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Dog Poop Half-breed



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Date: January 15th, 2025 3:43 AM
Author: red territorial therapy

Doobs' plastic surgeon deserves a Nobel prize

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Date: January 16th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: Indecent Fishy Crackhouse

do they actually pump away, or one thrust, then next guy

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Date: October 17th, 2025 2:13 AM
Author: stimulating splenetic meetinghouse

Yeah, the hard part is recruitment, scheduling, and logistics. They probably had 2-hour slots and front-loaded them slightly. You show up at your time, get a number, and wait in the lobby or outside; when the time slot in front of you is down to its last 30 guys or whatever, you file in, get naked, and get in line in order of your number. A tattooed meth head yells at you as a group to condom up and that you'll get 15 seconds of sex (they've 'budgeted' 40 seconds, but there's always leakage during transitions, guys wanting to jack themselves 4 times before going in, etc., and you need to compensate for the whore's breaks), and that you're not to touch her with anything other than your penis (no kissing, obviously, but think about how retarded the average guy at one of these things is). No BYOcondom allowed; everyone has to use one of the 3 sizes of Lifestyles condom supplied, since that brand is a 'sponsor' of the gangbang.

The biggest problem is guys not getting/staying hard, which there's very little patience for, but they also can't afford to just kick out everyone who experiences any issues because that's too many ppl. (This was the major 'qualification' screened for in the casting call, but it still comes up.) Guys are expected to keep themselves jacked hard, and they've devoted an entire Jew to checking the guy in the on-deck circle for hardness and pulling him back to the hole if he's not keeping it up; you can get skipped 2x, but 3 strikes you're out.

The two body men taking care of the girl herself (strip club bouncers by trade, and easily the most normal people there) are shocked at how many dudes say bizarrely retarded shit like "but I haven't cum yet" when being pulled off at the beep. They've set aside 45 minutes in aggregate for breaks and decided to let the girl choose how to divvy them up--"we'll see how it goes and keep track of if we're on pace"--which they immediately regret as the girl has no visceral sense of math or ability to delay gratification and takes 32 minutes of smoke breaks in the first 2.5 hours.

Guys in the last 3 time slots get a significantly worse experience, with the scent of BO and cigarettes oppressively thick in the air, and the girl's vagina looking like a cold cut sandwich slathered with catsup. Expressing concern about what you're sticking your dick into gets you a summary expulsion, especially as the supervisory Jew realizes they're comfortably ahead of schedule to hit 1,000, and everyone's tired and doesn't give a shit anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#49355029)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 12:57 AM
Author: slate native skinny woman

lol

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Date: June 8th, 2026 5:57 AM
Author: red territorial therapy

You sound like you speak from experience. Go on...

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Date: January 19th, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: Brass doobsian office fanboi

Why are these megaskanks all Bri’ish?

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Date: June 10th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: Aggressive pit cuck

Jews using the same demoralization techniques that ended a white Christian monoculture in the USA on the next target.

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Date: June 9th, 2026 11:21 PM
Author: honey-headed corner

Damn, what a slut!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2...id#49926842)