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🚨 POLL: What will TRUMP announce TONIGHT (4/1) at 9pm EST?

Prediction: Declare victory and a "conditional" en...
domesticated orchid striped hyena
  04/01/26
Some bullshit lies on behalf of his masters and to play the ...
Hairraiser lake parlor hominid
  04/01/26
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anal roommate
  04/01/26
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irradiated market son of senegal
  04/01/26
despite our great attempts at negotiating - and i gotta say,...
Bistre hospital
  04/01/26
I just saw an x post that some polymarket account that has c...
Bearded Cruise Ship Multi-billionaire
  04/01/26
oil is pumping and market dumping into the close.
Bistre hospital
  04/01/26
He's receiving the TBF Medal of Israeli Honor
anal roommate
  04/01/26
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domesticated orchid striped hyena
  04/01/26
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irradiated market son of senegal
  04/01/26
More American tax $$$ and lives for "Israel"
Cyan Geriatric Travel Guidebook Range
  04/01/26
its quite possible that this orange idiot hasnt even decided...
pale dilemma skinny woman
  04/01/26
He's gonna wish all his MAGA supporters a Happy Pesach and a...
anal roommate
  04/01/26
why ask us? ask bibi
soul-stirring judgmental trailer park
  04/01/26
Just touting accomplishments and reiterating his previous de...
Deranged Stag Film Alpha
  04/01/26
He's going to announce a draft lottery as an April Fool's jo...
Confused duck-like theater puppy
  04/01/26
with the first pick in the 2026 iran war draft, the united s...
Bistre hospital
  04/01/26
rolling out the fog of war: vague reassurance that the war w...
beady-eyed misunderstood hell
  04/01/26
*nailed it*
beady-eyed misunderstood hell
  04/02/26
He's going to announce a new cryptocurrency
garnet background story
  04/01/26
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Hairraiser lake parlor hominid
  04/01/26
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180 cruel-hearted school cafeteria sandwich
  04/01/26
maybe a new edition of the Trump Bible(tm)
scarlet slimy garrison candlestick maker
  04/01/26
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irradiated market son of senegal
  04/01/26
Khargcoin
Milky Property Nibblets
  04/01/26
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Fiercely-loyal affirmative action parlour
  04/01/26
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Hairraiser lake parlor hominid
  04/01/26
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bull headed cumskin cuck
  04/01/26
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mind-boggling forum jap
  04/01/26
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seedy narrow-minded internal respiration
  04/01/26
*EDT you mean
tripping institution
  04/01/26
politico says its a mission accomplished speech
Bistre hospital
  04/01/26
it's 4 hours, he could change his mind 3 times by then
Milky Property Nibblets
  04/01/26
He's just going to whip his meat out and beat the holy hell ...
naked dun people who are hurt hall
  04/01/26
It would be terrible for my portfolio but I kinda hope he do...
Claret theatre deer antler
  04/01/26
Detailed McLaughlin style round table discussion of Mr. Noem...
irradiated market son of senegal
  04/01/26
It'll just be a 20-minute diatribe against that lib judge wh...
tripping institution
  04/01/26
Boots on the ground obviously
Obsidian azn
  04/01/26
Can't find the link to the actual video because it's been pr...
Blue stage
  04/01/26
Putting money on the need to destroy Iran's nuclear capabili...
Comical Spruce Sweet Tailpipe
  04/01/26
Infrastructure Week
razzle avocado state generalized bond
  04/01/26
...
tripping institution
  04/01/26
He will whine about Europe not drying for Israel and say Hor...
mind-boggling forum jap
  04/01/26
"I'm gay."
zombie-like turquoise gunner
  04/01/26
We are winning so much that we are already tired of winning!...
seedy narrow-minded internal respiration
  04/01/26


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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: domesticated orchid striped hyena

Prediction: Declare victory and a "conditional" end to the operation with the right to "hit Iran harder than they've ever been hit before" if they get hostile. Also tells NATO to fuck off and good luck with Hormuz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id#49786505)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: Hairraiser lake parlor hominid

Some bullshit lies on behalf of his masters and to play the stock market like a personal casino

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id#49786509)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: anal roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id#49786571)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:40 PM
Author: irradiated market son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id#49787045)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:32 PM
Author: Bistre hospital

despite our great attempts at negotiating - and i gotta say, they're really great, no one has seen anything like it - iran is unwilling to open the strait, so we're taking kharg island. many good service members will die and gas prices will rise, but that's a small price to pay to make america great again. baal demands a sacrifice once and in awhile and we're gonna give him one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id#49786513)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: Bearded Cruise Ship Multi-billionaire

I just saw an x post that some polymarket account that has correctly predicted everything about Iran this year just bet $800K that he’s going to announce large ground invasion tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id#49786518)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: Bistre hospital

oil is pumping and market dumping into the close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id#49786521)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: anal roommate

He's receiving the TBF Medal of Israeli Honor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id#49786574)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: domesticated orchid striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id#49786654)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: irradiated market son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id#49787047)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:23 PM
Author: Cyan Geriatric Travel Guidebook Range

More American tax $$$ and lives for "Israel"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id#49786663)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:24 PM
Author: pale dilemma skinny woman

its quite possible that this orange idiot hasnt even decided, like he literally maybe wants to leave but the jews have control over him. he will just make a last min decision and be like oh wells

also possible he's gonna announce ground, thats why stocks boomed today, they pumped them and bought puts which will print money tomorrow

its weird he is doing this on a wed, he cld have waited for thurs and then market closed on fri. but he did it today so his jew friends can scam the options market

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id#49786666)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: anal roommate

He's gonna wish all his MAGA supporters a Happy Pesach and a good fast to the First Born

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id#49786673)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: soul-stirring judgmental trailer park

why ask us? ask bibi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id#49786674)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: Deranged Stag Film Alpha

Just touting accomplishments and reiterating his previous deadline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id#49786710)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: Confused duck-like theater puppy

He's going to announce a draft lottery as an April Fool's joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id#49786716)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: Bistre hospital

with the first pick in the 2026 iran war draft, the united states marine corps selects baron trump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id#49786736)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:48 PM
Author: beady-eyed misunderstood hell

rolling out the fog of war: vague reassurance that the war will end shortly with strong threat to Iran he may escalate if provoked-- in short, he will spout the same old same old lies (of omission) to buy time for an ignominious and forced retreat from the Persian Gulf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id#49786720)



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 5:49 AM
Author: beady-eyed misunderstood hell

*nailed it*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id#49788422)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:08 PM
Author: garnet background story

He's going to announce a new cryptocurrency

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id#49786950)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Hairraiser lake parlor hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id#49786956)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: 180 cruel-hearted school cafeteria sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id#49786975)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: scarlet slimy garrison candlestick maker

maybe a new edition of the Trump Bible(tm)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id#49786976)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: irradiated market son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id#49787049)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:45 PM
Author: Milky Property Nibblets

Khargcoin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id#49787064)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:50 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal affirmative action parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id#49787222)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:51 PM
Author: Hairraiser lake parlor hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id#49787225)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: bull headed cumskin cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id#49787241)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: mind-boggling forum jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id#49787126)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 7:07 PM
Author: seedy narrow-minded internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id#49787249)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: tripping institution

*EDT you mean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id#49786991)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Bistre hospital

politico says its a mission accomplished speech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id#49786994)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: Milky Property Nibblets

it's 4 hours, he could change his mind 3 times by then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id#49787002)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: naked dun people who are hurt hall

He's just going to whip his meat out and beat the holy hell out of it for 10 minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id#49787011)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:43 PM
Author: Claret theatre deer antler

It would be terrible for my portfolio but I kinda hope he does a Godfather baptism scene kinda thing where all the remaining Iranian leaders get got simultaneously in kooky ways during the speech.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id#49787059)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:43 PM
Author: irradiated market son of senegal

Detailed McLaughlin style round table discussion of Mr. Noem’s tits



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id#49787060)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: tripping institution

It'll just be a 20-minute diatribe against that lib judge who halted construction on the Beautiful Ballroom. With some asides about the SCOTUS hearing, since he'll be thinking about legal issues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id#49787109)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:08 PM
Author: Obsidian azn

Boots on the ground obviously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id#49787113)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: Blue stage

Can't find the link to the actual video because it's been pretty well scrubbed from the internet, but he's going to do something like this:

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2016/09/donald-trump-birther-obama-press-conference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id#49787120)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: Comical Spruce Sweet Tailpipe

Putting money on the need to destroy Iran's nuclear capabilities entirely. Which justifies boots on the ground.

I am sympathetic to this argument. Hate me if you want but there's logic to the argument that Iran can never have nuclear capabilities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id#49787121)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: razzle avocado state generalized bond

Infrastructure Week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id#49787122)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:40 PM
Author: tripping institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id#49788257)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: mind-boggling forum jap

He will whine about Europe not drying for Israel and say Hormuz is Europe’s problem now then he will invade Kharg island Friday night/Saturday morning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id#49787123)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:51 PM
Author: zombie-like turquoise gunner

"I'm gay."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id#49787226)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: seedy narrow-minded internal respiration

We are winning so much that we are already tired of winning! That is why I signed the Declaration of Big Win with the lawful Iranian leader whom I personally crowned the Shah yesterday at Mar-A-Largo. Also, we will be renaming Haramuzian strait (seriously, what kind of name is it?) into the Trump Win Strait. I am also introducing the BigWinCoin and BigWin hats available for sale now on the White House website. For only $39.99 you can purchase a beautiful Big Win hat, but for $3,999.99 you can have a special edition BigWin hat personally signed by me. For $399.99 signed by Marco Rubio. And the best winning news - we accept WinCoin now, purchases with WinCoin get a special 20% Big Win discount. TODAY ONLY! Also, TODAY ONLY you can have your BigWin hat shipped free, normally $7.99!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id#49787327)