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Swiped younger sister right on Tinder as a joke. She matched &

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hateful bossy faggot firefighter
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seedy fighting boiling water
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ruby school cafeteria
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Racy magenta orchestra pit
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its cliche to say "not flame" but its not. I wa...
Lavender hospital
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primrose theater stage tattoo
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HOW much younger
bat shit crazy swollen meetinghouse nowag
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11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the...
Lavender hospital
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primrose theater stage tattoo
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Im 28 bro. When I left home she was in the 2nd grade
Lavender hospital
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primrose theater stage tattoo
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Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?
Floppy Dopamine Trust Fund
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Appetizing Medicated Shitlib
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primrose theater stage tattoo
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send her a dick pic
ruby school cafeteria
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Appetizing Medicated Shitlib
  10/09/14
she's flaming u back u autistic wizard
Insecure Preventive Strike
  10/09/14
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primrose theater stage tattoo
  10/09/14
fuck her, and society, right in the ass
Arousing red ticket booth genital piercing
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Floppy Dopamine Trust Fund
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laughsome doobsian ladyboy rigor
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Judgmental halford
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maize boltzmann
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rough-skinned step-uncle's house candlestick maker
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Comical Bonkers Hairy Legs Office
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Exhilarant cruise ship
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electric offensive fat ankles
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Razzmatazz olive chapel cuckoldry
  10/10/14
laughing so hard at this
Cobalt up-to-no-good stage
  10/18/14
what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it
Citrine Supple Therapy
  10/08/16
https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z
Sienna Crackhouse
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Wine aromatic love of her life dingle berry
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maize boltzmann
  10/27/14
Depends. How attractive is she?
Buck-toothed Sex Offender Pit
  10/09/14
not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread. ...
Transparent Milk
  10/11/14
?
Violet haunting masturbator queen of the night
  10/11/14
imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.
Transparent Milk
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Histrionic den
  10/27/14
bump for columbus day
sinister lodge
  10/06/15
At Christmas http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl
ebony swashbuckling coldplay fan
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soul-stirring jewess
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lol
arrogant titillating locus
  10/09/14
Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your p...
irradiated haunted graveyard
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primrose theater stage tattoo
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brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone ...
bat shit crazy swollen meetinghouse nowag
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maize boltzmann
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Charismatic sticky parlor
  10/10/14
He speaks for all of us
odious community account
  10/09/14
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fishy marvelous dog poop immigrant
  10/09/14
Sounds like Festivus
Floppy Dopamine Trust Fund
  10/09/14
Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition not to me...
chartreuse rehab
  10/09/14
Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather tha...
Maniacal Church Building
  10/09/14
yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interp...
Lavender hospital
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primrose theater stage tattoo
  10/09/14
lolol. Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day cele...
Soggy stirring round eye
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primrose theater stage tattoo
  10/09/14
cr try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped toppin...
Insecure Preventive Strike
  10/09/14
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frisky ape
  10/09/14
could send her a "rate this line" and then send th...
Purple dysfunction
  10/09/14
Shrewd
grizzly travel guidebook university
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primrose theater stage tattoo
  10/09/14
Twist: She already sent him the lick message.
Soggy stirring round eye
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Insecure Preventive Strike
  10/09/14
180
thirsty unhinged station philosopher-king
  10/09/14
180
stubborn jap
  10/09/14
180^180
laughsome doobsian ladyboy rigor
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Judgmental halford
  10/09/14
what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you w...
laughsome doobsian ladyboy rigor
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primrose theater stage tattoo
  10/09/14
how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying aroun...
laughsome doobsian ladyboy rigor
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primrose theater stage tattoo
  10/09/14
"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh
bat shit crazy swollen meetinghouse nowag
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primrose theater stage tattoo
  10/09/14
seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality
Purple dysfunction
  10/09/14
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laughsome doobsian ladyboy rigor
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How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.
hateful bossy faggot firefighter
  10/09/14
second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty s...
Insecure Preventive Strike
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Violet haunting masturbator queen of the night
  10/09/14
No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.
Excitant shrine filthpig
  10/09/14
wildly underrated
dun dashing idiot
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Cracking nursing home
  12/06/14
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vivacious dark indian lodge
  10/10/20
You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you...
cheese-eating stage
  10/09/14
describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face
Citrine Supple Therapy
  10/09/14
i have no recollection of posting in this thread
Citrine Supple Therapy
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Exciting unholy dragon
  10/31/16
OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?
Violet haunting masturbator queen of the night
  10/09/14
?
aphrodisiac nubile electric furnace antidepressant drug
  10/09/14
it's a serious issue bro
Violet haunting masturbator queen of the night
  10/09/14
(xo 2014)
crawly thriller casino
  10/09/14
or 2013 or 2012 ... or 2004
Talented pisswyrm
  10/09/14
a damning indictment.
lake beady-eyed private investor field
  10/11/14
180
abusive heady piazza
  10/09/14
if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have jus...
deranged wonderful ceo
  10/09/14
cr. swiping overrides biology
Violet haunting masturbator queen of the night
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laughsome doobsian ladyboy rigor
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Charismatic sticky parlor
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Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sist...
fishy marvelous dog poop immigrant
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primrose theater stage tattoo
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Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not ...
fishy marvelous dog poop immigrant
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primrose theater stage tattoo
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1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)
deranged wonderful ceo
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primrose theater stage tattoo
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primrose theater stage tattoo
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honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kin...
Purple dysfunction
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primrose theater stage tattoo
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And 10/10 xo women
Comical Bonkers Hairy Legs Office
  10/10/14
Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking abo...
primrose theater stage tattoo
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Titcr Occam's razor bro
Comical Bonkers Hairy Legs Office
  10/09/14
It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery
primrose theater stage tattoo
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Underhanded Hairraiser Toaster
  10/11/14
you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime ...
cowardly double fault half-breed
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primrose theater stage tattoo
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exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to m...
cowardly double fault half-breed
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primrose theater stage tattoo
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maize boltzmann
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cowardly double fault half-breed
  10/09/14
message back "well, at least one of us is hard."
Fragrant Theater
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorro...
Lavender hospital
  10/09/14
lol
hateful bossy faggot firefighter
  10/09/14
180
Violet haunting masturbator queen of the night
  10/09/14
lmao
rough-skinned step-uncle's house candlestick maker
  10/09/14
tyft
laughsome doobsian ladyboy rigor
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Lol
primrose theater stage tattoo
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...
bistre hunting ground set
  10/09/14
This is good.
Low-t Space
  10/09/14
180 billion
deranged wonderful ceo
  10/09/14
well. fucking. played.
Insecure Preventive Strike
  10/09/14
very well executed, flame or not
Bright Vibrant Stead Messiness
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...
Charismatic sticky parlor
  10/09/14
180 this is great
territorial corner
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Judgmental halford
  10/11/14
The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?&...
Glittery Giraffe
  10/09/14
yeah, this flame fucking sucks. diaf OP
dull very tactful deer antler
  10/09/14
Stfu we need this, badly.
Comical Bonkers Hairy Legs Office
  10/09/14
(no fun guy)
beta legend property
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pale weed whacker
  06/05/18
(Guy who needs to STFU)
Ultramarine Bearded Principal's Office Really Tough Guy
  10/09/14
Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014
laughsome doobsian ladyboy rigor
  10/09/14
UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a te...
Lavender hospital
  10/09/14
LOL homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pant...
slate generalized bond windowlicker
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primrose theater stage tattoo
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Ultramarine Bearded Principal's Office Really Tough Guy
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maize boltzmann
  10/27/14
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Insecure Preventive Strike
  10/09/14
oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?
adventurous light whorehouse blood rage
  10/09/14
brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up...
Gold turdskin crotch
  10/09/14
u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and...
Citrine Supple Therapy
  10/09/14
I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.
Low-t Space
  10/09/14
titcr
Ultramarine Bearded Principal's Office Really Tough Guy
  10/09/14
...
Low-t Space
  10/09/14
why is she nervous?
laughsome doobsian ladyboy rigor
  10/09/14
Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.
hateful bossy faggot firefighter
  10/09/14
...
Judgmental halford
  10/11/14
EDM sluts too YNY..
cowardly double fault half-breed
  10/09/14
this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincide...
vigorous yellow boistinker mad-dog skullcap
  10/09/14
get your phone charged, idiot you don't want a dead phone t...
Talented pisswyrm
  10/10/14
Looks like a double date to me.
concupiscible mint national french chef
  10/11/21
The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute?...
Lavender hospital
  10/09/14
Easy neg, just say she's your sister.
hateful bossy faggot firefighter
  10/09/14
Post a pic of sis
odious community account
  10/09/14
fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her f...
laughsome doobsian ladyboy rigor
  10/09/14
nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched wi...
adventurous light whorehouse blood rage
  10/09/14
yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she re...
laughsome doobsian ladyboy rigor
  10/09/14
MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has be...
primrose theater stage tattoo
  10/09/14
I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.
Low-t Space
  10/09/14
"MUCH more likely" tyft
electric offensive fat ankles
  10/11/14
well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea ...
adventurous light whorehouse blood rage
  10/09/14
nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on...
electric offensive fat ankles
  10/11/14
box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not...
henna sanctuary chad
  10/09/14
underrated suggestion
Coral Sandwich Forum
  10/11/14
selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thre...
Ocher internal respiration
  10/09/14
This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.
mildly autistic gas station
  10/09/14
There is some next level shit happening here. In this thr...
primrose theater stage tattoo
  10/09/14
ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too...
cowardly double fault half-breed
  10/09/14
DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWA...
slate generalized bond windowlicker
  10/09/14
i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that...
cowardly double fault half-breed
  10/09/14
...
Purple dysfunction
  10/10/14
...
primrose theater stage tattoo
  10/09/14
...
Ultramarine Bearded Principal's Office Really Tough Guy
  10/09/14
I've literally never been more excited in my life.
Comical Bonkers Hairy Legs Office
  10/09/14
...
wild twisted school personal credit line
  10/09/14
...
Bronze juggernaut digit ratio
  10/12/14
1800000000
fuchsia trip depressive
  10/09/14
I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.
Violet haunting masturbator queen of the night
  10/09/14
life is hard as shit they should fuck
wild twisted school personal credit line
  10/09/14
I really like this as just a general motto.
hateful bossy faggot firefighter
  10/09/14
...
Charismatic sticky parlor
  10/10/14
You need to fuck her right in the pussy.
Violet haunting masturbator queen of the night
  10/09/14
Loling hard
Low-t Space
  10/09/14
Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my b...
primrose theater stage tattoo
  10/09/14
homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread
Underhanded Hairraiser Toaster
  10/11/14
can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding...
Learning disabled silver lay
  10/09/14
...
primrose theater stage tattoo
  10/09/14
there's prime real estate for sale further up.
Ocher internal respiration
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim ...
Lavender hospital
  10/09/14
backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz
Violet haunting masturbator queen of the night
  10/09/14
fuckk me
Lavender hospital
  10/09/14
you have to fuck her now, it's done
Violet haunting masturbator queen of the night
  10/09/14
i know u IRL
Citrine Supple Therapy
  10/09/14
god's work, friend OP- dem titties
cowardly double fault half-breed
  10/09/14
...
primrose theater stage tattoo
  10/09/14
unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her
Buck-toothed Sex Offender Pit
  10/09/14
*unzips pants* RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!
Ultramarine Bearded Principal's Office Really Tough Guy
  10/09/14
WTF NOOOOOO
glassy hyperactive institution clown
  10/10/14
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again
crawly thriller casino
  10/10/14
fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!
Underhanded Hairraiser Toaster
  10/11/14
Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall
hateful bossy faggot firefighter
  10/09/14
...
primrose theater stage tattoo
  10/09/14
multiple lols from reading this thread
Bright Vibrant Stead Messiness
  10/09/14
discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make ...
Citrine Supple Therapy
  10/09/14
...
Citrine Supple Therapy
  10/10/14
...
deranged wonderful ceo
  10/09/14
i could see it
Violet haunting masturbator queen of the night
  10/09/14
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
Smoky Stimulating Hall
  10/09/14
BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s
laughsome doobsian ladyboy rigor
  10/09/14
...
Charismatic sticky parlor
  10/09/14
*ZOZO
Narrow-minded white business firm place of business
  06/27/16
...
bateful rusted church useless brakes
  10/09/14
OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.
cowardly double fault half-breed
  10/09/14
The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive
boyish blue library
  10/10/14
gunna need to see that pic again
diverse carmine home knife
  10/10/14
WTF?
rough-skinned step-uncle's house candlestick maker
  10/10/14
UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover an...
Lavender hospital
  10/10/14
listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and ...
rough-skinned step-uncle's house candlestick maker
  10/10/14
...
Violet haunting masturbator queen of the night
  10/10/14
120
fuchsia trip depressive
  10/10/14
post the pic again
crawly thriller casino
  10/10/14
...
Low-t Space
  10/10/14
Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happin...
primrose theater stage tattoo
  10/10/14
...
cowardly double fault half-breed
  10/10/14
Do it for yourself, do it for each other.
Comical Bonkers Hairy Legs Office
  10/10/14
Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occu...
odious community account
  10/10/14
TY, brother. That was deep.
primrose theater stage tattoo
  10/10/14
Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread
odious community account
  10/10/14
...
primrose theater stage tattoo
  10/10/14
180 thread have a great weekend bro
Contagious Psychic
  10/10/14
UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, ...
Lavender hospital
  10/10/14
your mom knows and she is very proud
Talented pisswyrm
  10/10/14
This bro. Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl ...
Soggy stirring round eye
  10/10/14
...
Honey-headed native
  10/11/14
so rong, so rite
Turquoise bisexual organic girlfriend
  10/11/14
give in to nature, brother.
Violet haunting masturbator queen of the night
  10/10/14
...
primrose theater stage tattoo
  10/10/14
...
Low-t Space
  10/10/14
take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home....
Motley Nibblets Laser Beams
  10/10/14
work out first, then skip the shower.
Violet haunting masturbator queen of the night
  10/10/14
...
primrose theater stage tattoo
  10/10/14
Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unloc...
Low-t Space
  10/10/14
...
primrose theater stage tattoo
  10/10/14
What's for dinner?
Ungodly spruce azn
  10/10/14
Jack off in the shampoo bottle
odious community account
  10/10/14
Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it...
cheese-eating stage
  10/10/14
180
embarrassed to the bone jet market indirect expression
  10/10/14
Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making he...
iridescent factory reset button
  10/10/14
This can be their Columbus Day thing.
Charismatic sticky parlor
  10/10/14
she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she...
Buck-toothed Sex Offender Pit
  10/10/14
she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him...
cheese-eating stage
  10/10/14
...
Charismatic sticky parlor
  10/10/14
why would u go to jail bro
laughsome doobsian ladyboy rigor
  10/10/14
even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.
rose talking stag film mad cow disease
  10/10/14
She can't handle how much she wants the dick. No, though,...
hateful bossy faggot firefighter
  10/10/14
wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove ...
laughsome doobsian ladyboy rigor
  10/10/14
...
primrose theater stage tattoo
  10/11/14
This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thre...
laughsome doobsian ladyboy rigor
  10/10/14
...
Charismatic sticky parlor
  10/10/14
it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/maj...
Turquoise bisexual organic girlfriend
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not hom...
Lavender hospital
  10/11/14
*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning...
ivory shivering plaza reading party
  10/11/14
Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.
multi-colored wagecucks
  10/11/14
And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childho...
Lavender hospital
  10/11/14
omg
Buck-toothed Sex Offender Pit
  10/11/14
wtfffff, this cannot be real
Spectacular Saffron Kitchen Codepig
  10/11/14
HAHAHAHAHA
Pea-brained public bath potus
  10/11/14
Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your...
bateful rusted church useless brakes
  10/11/14
...
Violet haunting masturbator queen of the night
  10/11/14
...
Pea-brained public bath potus
  10/11/14
this isn't box but otherwise cr
lime newt
  10/11/14
...
Charismatic sticky parlor
  10/11/14
honored but this isn't my work
Cobalt up-to-no-good stage
  10/18/14
...
180 goal in life
  04/01/22
I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love...
bespoke galvanic box office headpube
  10/11/14
oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.
Mustard mother
  10/11/14
...
primrose theater stage tattoo
  10/11/14
...
maize boltzmann
  10/27/14
agreed, best thread of 2014 already
mentally impaired ratface
  10/11/14
Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothi...
Pea-brained public bath potus
  10/11/14
Creampie pics
Buck-toothed Sex Offender Pit
  10/11/14
...
primrose theater stage tattoo
  10/11/14
Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position
mentally impaired ratface
  10/11/14
...
Citrine Supple Therapy
  10/11/14
ROFL mr wubbly u fuckin slut
Insecure Preventive Strike
  10/11/14
Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful
odious community account
  10/11/14
...
primrose theater stage tattoo
  10/11/14
...
Excitant shrine filthpig
  11/21/15
ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY
primrose theater stage tattoo
  10/11/14
...
Honey-headed native
  10/11/14
...
Charismatic sticky parlor
  10/11/14
...
Insecure Preventive Strike
  10/11/14
*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*
maize boltzmann
  10/27/14
lmfao
chartreuse rehab
  10/11/14
amazing
passionate black background story area
  10/11/14
Holy shit, can't stop LOLing
Low-t Space
  10/11/14
180
hateful bossy faggot firefighter
  10/11/14
...
Purple dysfunction
  10/11/14
...
Charismatic sticky parlor
  10/11/14
OH GOD, OH-
maize boltzmann
  10/27/14
OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA&qu...
Cyan Razzle-dazzle Menage
  10/11/14
Not the point you turd
bespoke galvanic box office headpube
  10/11/14
FUCKING DOOBS
Pea-brained public bath potus
  10/11/14
nice work, ape detective doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at l...
Insecure Preventive Strike
  10/11/14
Seriously.
primrose theater stage tattoo
  10/11/14
did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you...
Mustard mother
  10/11/14
...
lime newt
  10/11/14
180. And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.
Flesh Provocative Theatre
  10/11/14
long overdue 180 to this one
thirsty unhinged station philosopher-king
  03/28/16
...
primrose theater stage tattoo
  10/11/14
...
primrose theater stage tattoo
  10/11/14
...
laughsome doobsian ladyboy rigor
  10/11/14
fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch ...
cerebral liquid oxygen
  10/11/14
...
garnet nighttime national security agency multi-billionaire
  10/11/14
...
laughsome doobsian ladyboy rigor
  10/11/14
plz poast
Mind-boggling doctorate
  10/11/14
must need fap soon.
garnet nighttime national security agency multi-billionaire
  10/11/14
co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS
Underhanded Hairraiser Toaster
  10/11/14
Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them poste...
primrose theater stage tattoo
  10/11/14
short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerle...
Maniacal Church Building
  10/11/14
somebody pls respond
Coral Sandwich Forum
  10/11/14
For the love of god
Low-t Space
  10/11/14
...
primrose theater stage tattoo
  10/11/14
lol the loving detail that went into this description, man
Insecure Preventive Strike
  10/11/14
you're a good dood
Coral Sandwich Forum
  10/11/14
I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little frea...
Lavender hospital
  10/11/14
good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast
odious community account
  10/11/14
180 this thread is delivering.
dead toilet seat old irish cottage
  10/11/14
I BELIEVE
azure senate regret
  10/11/14
describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls i...
Citrine Supple Therapy
  10/11/14
plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again
Underhanded Hairraiser Toaster
  10/11/14
1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much durin...
Comical Bonkers Hairy Legs Office
  10/11/14
...
primrose theater stage tattoo
  10/11/14
THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL
Low-t Space
  10/11/14
FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY
Honey-headed native
  10/11/14
...
primrose theater stage tattoo
  10/11/14
lol 180
Insecure Preventive Strike
  10/11/14
OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand...
Maniacal Church Building
  10/11/14
(NOT a Lannister fan)
primrose theater stage tattoo
  10/11/14
...
Onyx idiotic resort incel
  10/11/14
poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity
Comical Bonkers Hairy Legs Office
  10/11/14
please delete. Let him write the story.
Razzle location
  10/11/14
lol at people ITT believing the OP well done
Cordovan lascivious parlour death wish
  10/11/14
...
primrose theater stage tattoo
  10/11/14
never claimed to be a flame scholar
Cordovan lascivious parlour death wish
  10/11/14
uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180
bat shit crazy swollen meetinghouse nowag
  10/11/14
this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titilla...
milky big alpha
  10/11/14
(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relation...
Comical Bonkers Hairy Legs Office
  10/11/14
(evan39)
fuchsia trip depressive
  10/11/14
you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the X...
Buck-toothed Sex Offender Pit
  10/11/14
it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme wa...
milky big alpha
  10/11/14
http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg
curious spot
  10/11/14
keeping it real
Razzle location
  10/11/14
...
Underhanded Hairraiser Toaster
  10/11/14
cr
slippery degenerate
  10/11/14
Amen.
Awkward abode puppy
  10/11/14
lol cr
Cracking nursing home
  10/11/14
...
electric offensive fat ankles
  10/11/14
...
Insecure Preventive Strike
  10/11/14
...
Charismatic sticky parlor
  10/11/14
...
maize boltzmann
  10/27/14
i can't see how this could end badly
Coral Sandwich Forum
  10/11/14
...
primrose theater stage tattoo
  10/11/14
it's fucking awesome
wild twisted school personal credit line
  10/11/14
it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and th...
Coral Sandwich Forum
  10/11/14
" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family ap...
Buck-toothed Sex Offender Pit
  10/11/14
this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure...
Coral Sandwich Forum
  10/11/14
what makes you an expert on consensual incest?
Buck-toothed Sex Offender Pit
  10/11/14
i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature tee...
Coral Sandwich Forum
  10/11/14
i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls ...
wild twisted school personal credit line
  10/11/14
180
bat-shit-crazy garrison elastic band
  10/11/14
if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal fir...
Coral Sandwich Forum
  10/11/14
...
primrose theater stage tattoo
  10/11/14
Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your ...
blathering locale becky
  10/11/14
...
wild twisted school personal credit line
  10/11/14
(Really gullible person)
laughsome doobsian ladyboy rigor
  10/11/14
On the other hand....YOLO!
Maniacal Church Building
  10/11/14
counterpoint: they should do it
wild twisted school personal credit line
  10/11/14
fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they shou...
Coral Sandwich Forum
  10/11/14
...
primrose theater stage tattoo
  10/11/14
We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year...
Low-t Space
  10/11/14
...
Comical Bonkers Hairy Legs Office
  10/11/14
there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i ...
fuchsia trip depressive
  10/11/14
...
primrose theater stage tattoo
  10/11/14
i agree. one person is going to get their dick wet insid...
Citrine Supple Therapy
  10/11/14
lol
Sadistic hominid brunch
  10/11/14
underrated
adventurous light whorehouse blood rage
  10/11/14
...
bearded mexican famous landscape painting
  10/12/14
...
maize boltzmann
  10/27/14
itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters
vigorous yellow boistinker mad-dog skullcap
  10/11/14
So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?
primrose theater stage tattoo
  10/11/14
...
Low-t Space
  10/11/14
hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of thi...
vigorous yellow boistinker mad-dog skullcap
  10/11/14
...
primrose theater stage tattoo
  10/11/14
been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight
vigorous yellow boistinker mad-dog skullcap
  10/11/14
...
maize boltzmann
  10/27/14
lol
Mental Disorder
  10/11/14
If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology
bateful rusted church useless brakes
  10/11/14
Can I please have my dildo back?
circlehead
  10/11/14
...
Emerald rebellious heaven gaping
  10/11/14
180
dead toilet seat old irish cottage
  10/11/14
180
bat shit crazy swollen meetinghouse nowag
  10/11/14
180
Insecure Preventive Strike
  10/11/14
...
electric offensive fat ankles
  10/11/14
This is how I envision this thread going down: http://youtu...
Sickened Orchid Kitty Cat
  10/11/14
...
gaped site
  10/11/14
that was a good thread
Insecure Preventive Strike
  10/11/14
This link is incredibly accurate. Sister in vid is hawt.
ebony swashbuckling coldplay fan
  10/12/14
UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and tw...
Lavender hospital
  10/11/14
Nicely slow-played, OP.
Maniacal Church Building
  10/11/14
...
Violet haunting masturbator queen of the night
  10/11/14
...
primrose theater stage tattoo
  10/11/14
180
dead toilet seat old irish cottage
  10/11/14
OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend toni...
Maniacal Church Building
  10/11/14
...
primrose theater stage tattoo
  10/11/14
I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is ...
Maniacal Church Building
  10/11/14
I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you o...
primrose theater stage tattoo
  10/11/14
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&f...
henna sanctuary chad
  10/11/14
Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her d...
well-lubricated macaca
  10/11/14
Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notorio...
primrose theater stage tattoo
  10/11/14
u sir are the stockton to OP's malone
Comical Bonkers Hairy Legs Office
  10/11/14
...
odious community account
  10/11/14
I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.
primrose theater stage tattoo
  10/11/14
...
laughsome doobsian ladyboy rigor
  10/11/14
...
maize boltzmann
  10/27/14
This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marr...
laughsome doobsian ladyboy rigor
  10/11/14
This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I...
primrose theater stage tattoo
  10/11/14
Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf Go on...
laughsome doobsian ladyboy rigor
  10/11/14
Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider...
primrose theater stage tattoo
  10/11/14
Go on...
maize boltzmann
  10/27/14
...
henna sanctuary chad
  10/11/14
Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight
odious community account
  10/11/14
"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trai...
adulterous people who are hurt dilemma
  10/11/14
...
odious community account
  10/11/14
Brother, it was like you were actually there.
primrose theater stage tattoo
  10/11/14
gotta be this commercial, amirite? http://www.youtube.com...
well-lubricated macaca
  10/11/14
Yessir.
adulterous people who are hurt dilemma
  10/11/14
Sister: You're my present this year Brother: Well why don...
Citrine Supple Therapy
  10/11/14
...
lime newt
  10/11/14
...
Charismatic sticky parlor
  10/11/14
Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.
brethren
  10/12/14
...
maize boltzmann
  10/27/14
...
bearded mexican famous landscape painting
  10/12/14
...
maize boltzmann
  10/27/14
Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire ...
laughsome doobsian ladyboy rigor
  10/11/14
...
primrose theater stage tattoo
  10/11/14
lol incestmos
Spectacular Saffron Kitchen Codepig
  10/11/14
Greatest flame thread in XO history?
electric offensive fat ankles
  10/11/14
...
primrose theater stage tattoo
  10/11/14
Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the ti...
laughsome doobsian ladyboy rigor
  10/11/14
...
primrose theater stage tattoo
  10/11/14
Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history t...
laughsome doobsian ladyboy rigor
  10/11/14
TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people
well-lubricated macaca
  10/11/14
Doesn't change what I said This is probably the first thr...
laughsome doobsian ladyboy rigor
  10/11/14
the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of h...
Insecure Preventive Strike
  10/11/14
JFC, that was a great thread
maize boltzmann
  10/27/14
op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?
bat shit crazy swollen meetinghouse nowag
  10/11/14
...
gay angry house
  10/11/14
How has no one reposted the pic
Hilarious tanning salon black woman
  10/11/14
...
gay angry house
  10/11/14
Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker
laughsome doobsian ladyboy rigor
  10/11/14
...
Violet haunting masturbator queen of the night
  10/11/14
Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for?...
laughsome doobsian ladyboy rigor
  10/11/14
God fucking dammit
bistre hunting ground set
  10/11/14
What the fuck - it's doobs!!
bespoke galvanic box office headpube
  10/11/14
anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo...
Spectacular Saffron Kitchen Codepig
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit off...
Lavender hospital
  10/11/14
cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pa...
Insecure Preventive Strike
  10/11/14
lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rap...
henna sanctuary chad
  10/11/14
Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to...
Comical Bonkers Hairy Legs Office
  10/11/14
...
primrose theater stage tattoo
  10/11/14
...
Gold turdskin crotch
  10/11/14
Get help Doobs/Box
internet-worthy aggressive base skinny woman
  10/11/14
more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this....
cerebral liquid oxygen
  10/11/14
motherfucker give us the goddamn pic I'm a lifelong trust...
cerebral liquid oxygen
  10/11/14
UPDATE: maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate ...
Lavender hospital
  10/11/14
in on epic thread
flirting brass stock car
  10/11/14
...
crawly thriller casino
  10/11/14
...
Charismatic sticky parlor
  10/11/14
Oh my
odious community account
  10/11/14
omg
drab coffee pot
  10/11/14
...
sooty temple
  10/11/14
delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart ...
Insecure Preventive Strike
  10/11/14
seriously. the man has a family, after all.
Maniacal Church Building
  10/11/14
BAW GAWD
odious community account
  10/11/14
...
Charismatic sticky parlor
  10/11/14
Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space
primrose theater stage tattoo
  10/11/14
What the fuck is going on
hateful bossy faggot firefighter
  10/11/14
there's to be a fuck going on alright
drab coffee pot
  10/11/14
WHAT IN THE 180
maroon bawdyhouse karate
  10/11/14
GOOD LUCK, BROTHER
scarlet cuck patrolman
  10/11/14
what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stone...
cheese-eating stage
  10/11/14
Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is a...
flirting brass stock car
  10/11/14
By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap th...
gunner
  10/11/14
...
primrose theater stage tattoo
  10/11/14
fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pin...
ivory shivering plaza reading party
  10/11/14
...
vigorous yellow boistinker mad-dog skullcap
  10/11/14
Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as...
primrose theater stage tattoo
  10/11/14
...
Bronze juggernaut digit ratio
  10/12/14
thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.
iridescent factory reset button
  10/11/14
i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there...
Avocado gaming laptop
  10/11/14
...
primrose theater stage tattoo
  10/11/14
...
electric offensive fat ankles
  10/11/14
ungh so hard now.
lake beady-eyed private investor field
  10/11/14
wtf
At-the-ready Tripping Trailer Park
  10/11/14
Xo 2014: this is believable Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MI...
flushed zippy telephone persian
  10/11/14
bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar ...
ivory shivering plaza reading party
  10/11/14
Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a wait...
flushed zippy telephone persian
  10/11/14
Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit'...
circlehead
  10/11/14
...
Insecure Preventive Strike
  10/11/14
...
primrose theater stage tattoo
  10/11/14
iwanttobelieve.jpg
Insecure Preventive Strike
  10/11/14
http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_...
cheese-eating stage
  10/11/14
Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally postin...
well-lubricated macaca
  10/11/14
was the Lucio moniker doobs?
embarrassed to the bone jet market indirect expression
  10/11/14
That's what I thought
well-lubricated macaca
  10/11/14
what lucio moniker? wat poast?
ivory shivering plaza reading party
  10/11/14
I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this ...
maroon bawdyhouse karate
  10/11/14
Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.
well-lubricated macaca
  10/11/14
...
Insecure Preventive Strike
  10/11/14
The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reac...
henna sanctuary chad
  10/11/14
Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A G...
maroon bawdyhouse karate
  10/11/14
...
primrose theater stage tattoo
  10/11/14
...
laughsome doobsian ladyboy rigor
  10/11/14
Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at so...
circlehead
  10/11/14
Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy We salute you.
primrose theater stage tattoo
  10/11/14
...
Insecure Preventive Strike
  10/11/14
You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinof...
buff range
  10/11/14
CRIMINALLY underrated poast
Brindle state
  11/21/15
...
adulterous people who are hurt dilemma
  10/11/14
...
primrose theater stage tattoo
  10/11/14
gtfo
Underhanded Hairraiser Toaster
  10/12/14
...
primrose theater stage tattoo
  10/11/14
To be fair, Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't ...
pozpig
  10/11/14
Holy shit
bespoke galvanic box office headpube
  10/11/14
?
slate generalized bond windowlicker
  10/11/14
...
crystalline point
  10/11/14
180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end ...
sepia jew hell
  10/11/14
i think it is :(
fuchsia trip depressive
  10/11/14
If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort ...
sepia jew hell
  10/11/14
good self deprecation
drab coffee pot
  10/11/14
...
crystalline point
  10/11/14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU
drunken cumskin center
  10/11/14
lol
Insecure Preventive Strike
  10/12/14
180, this is a goat thread
electric offensive fat ankles
  10/12/14
180
address
  10/12/14
update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie...
Lavender hospital
  10/11/14
120
irradiated haunted graveyard
  10/11/14
Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style ...
odious community account
  10/11/14
Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up li...
electric offensive fat ankles
  10/11/14
...
primrose theater stage tattoo
  10/11/14
what song is playing?
electric offensive fat ankles
  10/11/14
Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u
Comical Bonkers Hairy Legs Office
  10/11/14
dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick...
bipolar roast beef
  10/12/14
...
Pea-brained public bath potus
  10/12/14
being too drunk is going to ruin this
Bright Vibrant Stead Messiness
  10/12/14
u need to fuck ur sister u owe us
wild twisted school personal credit line
  10/12/14
...
cerebral liquid oxygen
  12/06/14
...
Pea-brained public bath potus
  10/12/14
shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular her...
Selfie
  10/12/14
Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook: ht...
Effete
  10/12/14
...
primrose theater stage tattoo
  10/12/14
Holy shit holy shit
Lavender hospital
  10/12/14
Well!?
bistre hunting ground set
  10/12/14
...
Pea-brained public bath potus
  10/12/14
plz respond
wild twisted school personal credit line
  10/12/14
I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the...
aphrodisiac nubile electric furnace antidepressant drug
  10/12/14
just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.
lime newt
  10/12/14
Well?
iridescent factory reset button
  10/12/14
It is the clutch situation of the season. ...
Walnut pistol
  10/12/14
what's it gonna be boy
slate generalized bond windowlicker
  10/12/14
180000000
dead toilet seat old irish cottage
  10/12/14
??
rough-skinned step-uncle's house candlestick maker
  10/12/14
??? ! ???
Charismatic sticky parlor
  10/12/14
Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY ...
primrose theater stage tattoo
  10/12/14
more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on th...
  10/12/14
Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame as...
hateful bossy faggot firefighter
  10/12/14
...
primrose theater stage tattoo
  10/12/14
K, ty.
hateful bossy faggot firefighter
  10/12/14
Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting cau...
primrose theater stage tattoo
  10/12/14
Double post, sorry.
hateful bossy faggot firefighter
  10/12/14
My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also fe...
Lavender hospital
  10/12/14
...
primrose theater stage tattoo
  10/12/14
...
primrose theater stage tattoo
  10/12/14
...this is getting dark
Underhanded Hairraiser Toaster
  10/12/14
right? really didn't expect this story to get dark, given...
slate generalized bond windowlicker
  10/12/14
As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?
primrose theater stage tattoo
  10/12/14
...
odious community account
  10/12/14
...
gunner
  10/12/14
She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started d...
adulterous people who are hurt dilemma
  10/12/14
please proceed. tyia
Razzle location
  10/12/14
Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story ...
Bright Vibrant Stead Messiness
  10/12/14
yeah, and after everyone warned him!!
Coral Sandwich Forum
  10/12/14
she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180
fuchsia trip depressive
  10/12/14
please continue
bearded mexican famous landscape painting
  10/12/14
"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think...
wild twisted school personal credit line
  10/12/14
"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at th...
adulterous people who are hurt dilemma
  10/12/14
I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro
fortuitous meteor affirmative action
  10/12/14
(Lannister Fan)
primrose theater stage tattoo
  10/12/14
...
laughsome doobsian ladyboy rigor
  10/12/14
go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impreg...
Buck-toothed Sex Offender Pit
  10/12/14
...
primrose theater stage tattoo
  10/12/14
link for research poirposes?
laughsome doobsian ladyboy rigor
  10/12/14
UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn'...
rambunctious cocky friendly grandma
  10/12/14
(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.) ...
Lavender hospital
  10/12/14
(guy taking his flame way too seriously)
rambunctious cocky friendly grandma
  10/12/14
sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today ma...
Lavender hospital
  10/12/14
WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!
mentally impaired ratface
  10/12/14
I don't know what to think anymore
fortuitous meteor affirmative action
  10/12/14
ty
Citrine Supple Therapy
  10/12/14
Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone th...
fortuitous meteor affirmative action
  10/12/14
To get the deets on the Columbus day thing
rambunctious cocky friendly grandma
  10/12/14
And scene.
electric offensive fat ankles
  10/12/14
nigger
Citrine Supple Therapy
  10/12/14
Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.
electric offensive fat ankles
  10/12/14
This post is NON-CANNON
electric offensive fat ankles
  10/12/14
It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened
rambunctious cocky friendly grandma
  10/12/14
...
primrose theater stage tattoo
  10/12/14
...
Cordovan lascivious parlour death wish
  10/12/14
...
electric offensive fat ankles
  10/12/14
Shameful display, brother. Go write your own thread with ...
primrose theater stage tattoo
  10/12/14
...
ivory shivering plaza reading party
  10/12/14
real update, plz?
Coral Sandwich Forum
  10/12/14
Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over ...
Orange police squad
  10/12/14
...
primrose theater stage tattoo
  10/12/14
Post 600!
primrose theater stage tattoo
  10/12/14
you guys realize this is all flame, right?
Startled legal warrant
  10/12/14
they wall want to fuck their sisters tho
At-the-ready Tripping Trailer Park
  10/12/14
You don't?
grizzly travel guidebook university
  10/12/14
...
primrose theater stage tattoo
  10/12/14
FINAL UPDATE: The reenactment was a disaster. I was hung...
Lavender hospital
  10/12/14
...
adulterous people who are hurt dilemma
  10/12/14
wtf
laughsome doobsian ladyboy rigor
  10/12/14
youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before bu...
vigorous yellow boistinker mad-dog skullcap
  10/12/14
need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in ...
laughsome doobsian ladyboy rigor
  10/12/14
that stupid shit screamed tbf to me
vigorous yellow boistinker mad-dog skullcap
  10/12/14
...
bipolar roast beef
  10/12/14
cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historica...
Cyan Razzle-dazzle Menage
  10/12/14
also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style editL so...
vigorous yellow boistinker mad-dog skullcap
  10/12/14
Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like...
maroon bawdyhouse karate
  10/12/14
sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the ...
vigorous yellow boistinker mad-dog skullcap
  10/12/14
def owns dildo but he's just using pics from elsewhere
Cyan Razzle-dazzle Menage
  10/12/14
this ending isn't very satisfying
Buck-toothed Sex Offender Pit
  10/12/14
cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot o...
Violet haunting masturbator queen of the night
  10/12/14
it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and...
Talented pisswyrm
  10/12/14
...
ebony swashbuckling coldplay fan
  10/12/14
gross man thats ur sister
Ocher internal respiration
  10/12/14
did u fuck or not
Citrine Supple Therapy
  10/12/14
...
primrose theater stage tattoo
  10/12/14
180 Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you we...
laughsome doobsian ladyboy rigor
  10/12/14
...
primrose theater stage tattoo
  10/12/14
120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this wa...
buff range
  10/12/14
OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to...
Avocado gaming laptop
  10/12/14
The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. Th...
Maniacal Church Building
  10/12/14
Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in ti...
fortuitous meteor affirmative action
  10/12/14
...
Brindle state
  11/21/15
...
mood
  10/06/25
I like it. Good luck brother.
electric offensive fat ankles
  10/12/14
You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitl...
bateful rusted church useless brakes
  10/12/14
This is a great guess.
Charismatic sticky parlor
  10/13/14
180, ty.
hateful bossy faggot firefighter
  10/12/14
brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for...
infuriating hyperventilating
  10/12/14
180
Jet-lagged greedy tank
  10/08/16
This conclusion has aged surprisingly well
hot sapphire mediation
  10/31/16
...
Brindle state
  10/09/18
Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or m...
shaky lettuce prole
  10/11/21
i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man a...
charcoal voyeur
  10/12/14
"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world...
gaped site
  10/12/14
Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or...
maroon bawdyhouse karate
  10/12/14
love? he didn't know her your flame is equally obvious to t...
Talented pisswyrm
  10/12/14
titc analysis
Cobalt up-to-no-good stage
  10/18/14
...
Brindle state
  10/09/18
well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl ...
iridescent factory reset button
  10/12/14
A+++++ i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread de...
Underhanded Hairraiser Toaster
  10/13/14
OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johns...
Bronze juggernaut digit ratio
  10/13/14
Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with ...
circlehead
  10/13/14
?
Bronze juggernaut digit ratio
  10/13/14
...
primrose theater stage tattoo
  10/27/14
...
fortuitous meteor affirmative action
  12/06/14
The total drop off of posting after the climax is really sho...
Comical Bonkers Hairy Legs Office
  12/06/14
no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. T...
cheese-eating stage
  12/06/14
...
laughsome doobsian ladyboy rigor
  04/07/15
...
gaped site
  04/11/15
http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amaz...
Navy Rigpig
  04/22/15
...
rough-skinned step-uncle's house candlestick maker
  05/17/15
...
Jade Sound Barrier
  06/04/15
Not flame.
Comical Bonkers Hairy Legs Office
  08/18/15
update?
Flatulent international law enforcement agency quadroon
  10/06/15
...
Chestnut flickering water buffalo
  10/11/15
How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?
fortuitous meteor affirmative action
  10/11/15
...
drab coffee pot
  10/12/15
Columbus day bump.
Mischievous
  10/12/15
bump
slate generalized bond windowlicker
  11/21/15
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
crimson keepsake machete
  11/25/15
...
laughsome doobsian ladyboy rigor
  12/24/15
Much better sistr thrras
laughsome doobsian ladyboy rigor
  12/27/15
...
Jade Sound Barrier
  03/10/16
the beginning of the degenerate era
chrome feces
  03/10/16
...
pale weed whacker
  03/28/16
...
Sienna Crackhouse
  06/27/16
PotY 2014
Lilac Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/27/16
...
Bronze juggernaut digit ratio
  08/21/16
...
overrated
  08/22/16
god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening...
laughsome doobsian ladyboy rigor
  08/22/16
...
claret kitty
  09/13/16
fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck
Confused fanboi
  09/13/16
I;ve been here too long.
mauve athletic conference
  09/13/16
this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it wa...
Confused fanboi
  09/13/16
reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days wit...
claret kitty
  09/13/16
...
maize boltzmann
  09/13/16
so who was the author, TBF?
claret kitty
  09/13/16
Game of ""
Puce volcanic crater
  09/13/16
i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?
claret kitty
  09/13/16
...
Indigo Pocket Flask
  09/13/16
the author is definitely tbtp
overrated
  09/13/16
...
Chestnut flickering water buffalo
  10/08/16
The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both ve...
Arousing red ticket booth genital piercing
  10/08/16
did they have a midget sibling, too?
Talented pisswyrm
  10/31/16
:-)
copper main people
  10/08/16
still GOAT POTUS thread
laughsome doobsian ladyboy rigor
  10/31/16
The POTUS of XODUS
copper main people
  10/31/16
you never know what could happen on that golden day that the...
goyim
  10/31/16
...
Brindle state
  10/09/18
...
ebony swashbuckling coldplay fan
  11/21/16
...
laughsome doobsian ladyboy rigor
  01/10/17
...
Clear Irate Idea He Suggested
  02/04/17
...
ebony swashbuckling coldplay fan
  02/04/17
...
copper main people
  02/04/17
Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen
canary bbw
  02/04/17
...
copper main people
  02/04/17
...
copper main people
  02/04/17
...
goyim
  02/05/17
...
copper main people
  02/08/17
...
Cream Deep Yarmulke
  06/28/17
...
French striped hyena gay wizard
  08/24/17
San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to In...
party of the first part
  09/01/17
how has this not been bumped yet today
Aquamarine Stain
  10/09/17
I can never remember the title keywords ty
canary bbw
  10/09/17
Columbus Day BUMP
Spectacular Saffron Kitchen Codepig
  10/09/17
There should be a Christmas episode of this story.
Metal
  12/18/17
...
amber misunderstood
  01/06/18
Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much
cruel-hearted mahogany trump supporter
  01/06/18
...
Indigo Pocket Flask
  02/06/18
...
passionate black background story area
  06/12/18
pre-columbus day bump
goyim
  10/06/18
4 year bump
party of the first part
  10/09/18
Happy Columbus Day!
Massive marketing idea
  10/09/18
...
stubborn jap
  10/17/18
...
mewling sneaky criminal
  05/19/19
...
180 goal in life
  05/19/19
...
maroon bawdyhouse karate
  10/14/19
...
laughsome doobsian ladyboy rigor
  05/05/20
...
pink roommate
  06/28/20
...
Disturbing insanely creepy
  06/29/20
...
maroon bawdyhouse karate
  07/10/20
...
vivacious dark indian lodge
  10/10/20
Happy early Columbus Day to you too
Coiffed kink-friendly wrinkle
  10/10/20
where are we on this?
green high-end twinkling uncleanness
  10/10/20
TITCR
Corn Cake
  02/17/21
...
Massive marketing idea
  10/08/21
...
Fiercely-loyal associate
  02/17/21
...
maroon bawdyhouse karate
  10/11/21
So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgu...
concupiscible mint national french chef
  10/11/21
The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the origi...
Chocolate faggotry
  10/11/21
Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Colum...
Chocolate faggotry
  10/11/21
...
Massive marketing idea
  10/07/22
...
cerise disgusting hissy fit
  12/02/21
...
Violent Disrespectful Partner
  10/07/22
fuck we missed Columbus Day
new version
  10/07/22
Man this makes me feel old
Confused fanboi
  10/07/22
Happy Columbus Day!
sable
  10/10/22
...
cerise disgusting hissy fit
  10/10/22
...
pontificating sweet tailpipe son of senegal
  10/13/25
One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like ...
cerise disgusting hissy fit
  11/23/22
...
Gold turdskin crotch
  05/06/23
...
Lemon pungent pervert
  05/06/23
Time flies
insane useless foreskin
  05/06/23
This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's...
Mischievous
  05/06/23
...
Violent Disrespectful Partner
  10/09/23
best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem ...
new version
  10/09/23
...
Sienna Crackhouse
  10/06/25
My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sis...
opaque abnormal
  10/09/23
...
goyim
  10/10/23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI
Domesticated Carnelian Cuckold
  10/20/23
...
goyim
  10/20/23
...
copper main people
  10/20/23
DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME
Harsh pearl
  10/20/23
...
cerise disgusting hissy fit
  10/20/23
...
Massive marketing idea
  10/20/23
...
peach
  10/13/24
I was thinking about this thread earlier today
  10/13/24
I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO :/
Lavender hospital
  10/13/24
good work, i remember this thread
Gold turdskin crotch
  10/13/24
Almost that time of year again ⛵️
mood
  10/06/25
This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus...
Chocolate faggotry
  10/13/25


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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: Lavender hospital

before I could message her "Haha" or something, she wrote "i knew it, me too"

Im supposed to come home this weekend for this Columbus day thing my parents do. I dont know how to approach this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26485946)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26485970)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: hateful bossy faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26485977)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: bat shit crazy swollen meetinghouse nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26485983)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: cowardly double fault half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26485985)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: seedy fighting boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26485989)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: ruby school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Racy magenta orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486010)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Lavender hospital

its cliche to say "not flame" but its not.

I was using the Tools for Tinder app last night in order to check out girls in my hometown before I leave for there tomorrow. Hoping to arrange some pussy for an otherwise long boring weekend in the burbs.

Sure as shit, there she is. I figured Id swipe right, she wouldnt see it until I was there in town (in her local tinder pool) and then Id message "Haha, stop being a slut" or something stupid.

But we matched like a moment later, as if she had already swiped me right. And while I was puzzling over that I got her message.

conflicted and sort of ashamed here bro

xo flame aside, im embarrassed how much this turns me on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486020)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486040)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: bat shit crazy swollen meetinghouse nowag

HOW much younger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486042)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Lavender hospital

11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the oldest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486075)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486140)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: Lavender hospital

Im 28 bro.

When I left home she was in the 2nd grade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Floppy Dopamine Trust Fund

Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: Appetizing Medicated Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486154)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:28 PM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: ruby school cafeteria

send her a dick pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486043)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Appetizing Medicated Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: Insecure Preventive Strike

she's flaming u back u autistic wizard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486452)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:55 PM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488686)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: Arousing red ticket booth genital piercing

fuck her, and society, right in the ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31586932)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Floppy Dopamine Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: laughsome doobsian ladyboy rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486352)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:09 PM
Author: Judgmental halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486654)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:45 PM
Author: maize boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487209)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: rough-skinned step-uncle's house candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487269)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Comical Bonkers Hairy Legs Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487676)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:34 PM
Author: Exhilarant cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488168)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: electric offensive fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26491512)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: Razzmatazz olive chapel cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26491577)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: Cobalt up-to-no-good stage

laughing so hard at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26544107)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Citrine Supple Therapy

what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31586902)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Sienna Crackhouse

https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#49330090)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:43 PM
Author: Wine aromatic love of her life dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#44515648)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: maize boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26597183)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Sex Offender Pit

Depends. How attractive is she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26485987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: Transparent Milk

not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread.

Sophie the giraffe. Nigger, better luck next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498484)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: Violet haunting masturbator queen of the night

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Transparent Milk

imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498511)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 12:21 PM
Author: Histrionic den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26596047)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 10:56 AM
Author: sinister lodge

bump for columbus day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#28910132)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: ebony swashbuckling coldplay fan

At Christmas

http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#29451893)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: soul-stirring jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#32548874)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: arrogant titillating locus

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26485991)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: irradiated haunted graveyard

Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486011)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486029)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: bat shit crazy swollen meetinghouse nowag

brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone in this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486045)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: maize boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487216)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:35 AM
Author: Charismatic sticky parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26490057)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: odious community account

He speaks for all of us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486218)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: fishy marvelous dog poop immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Floppy Dopamine Trust Fund

Sounds like Festivus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486074)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: chartreuse rehab

Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition

not to mention Columbus Day morning when you're a kid. so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: Maniacal Church Building

Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather than indicating that she wanted to fuck you, "knew it, me too" meant "Ha, you use tinder to get ass just like I do!"?

EDIT: Tempted to delete this poast because it was made just a few minutes after the thread was created and long before the greatness of the thread was established. But I will leave it intact for posterity and an accurate historical record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486168)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Lavender hospital

yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interpretation. the main point is that I cannot believe how aroused i became wondering if there was another way to read it... and wondering and wondering if I should respond with subtle provocation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486174)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486184)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Soggy stirring round eye

lolol.

Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day celebration when his lil sis slices his arm for coming from behind and aggressively rubbing her pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486177)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:33 PM
Author: Insecure Preventive Strike

cr

try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped topping?" or "it's xmas, should we go ahead and light ur yule log?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486465)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: frisky ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487207)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Purple dysfunction

could send her a "rate this line" and then send the lick message. see how she responds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486217)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: grizzly travel guidebook university

Shrewd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486267)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486292)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: Soggy stirring round eye

Twist: She already sent him the lick message.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486312)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: Insecure Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486470)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: thirsty unhinged station philosopher-king

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486222)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:08 PM
Author: stubborn jap

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: laughsome doobsian ladyboy rigor

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486350)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Judgmental halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: laughsome doobsian ladyboy rigor

what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you would b eon tinder???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486374)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: laughsome doobsian ladyboy rigor

how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying around for him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486648)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486859)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: bat shit crazy swollen meetinghouse nowag

"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486868)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486882)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:41 PM
Author: Purple dysfunction

seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486513)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:10 PM
Author: laughsome doobsian ladyboy rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486657)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: hateful bossy faggot firefighter

How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:35 PM
Author: Insecure Preventive Strike

second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty santa maria costume is ignored, y?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486480)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:53 PM
Author: Violet haunting masturbator queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486572)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Excitant shrine filthpig

No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486829)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:34 PM
Author: dun dashing idiot

wildly underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489396)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: Cracking nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26870990)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: vivacious dark indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#41084605)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: cheese-eating stage

You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you can judge her intents by what she sends you (and by good post them for us to help you judge).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486670)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:17 PM
Author: Citrine Supple Therapy

describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486699)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:41 AM
Author: Citrine Supple Therapy

i have no recollection of posting in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31586916)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: Exciting unholy dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31768001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: Violet haunting masturbator queen of the night

OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486811)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: aphrodisiac nubile electric furnace antidepressant drug

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489124)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: Violet haunting masturbator queen of the night

it's a serious issue bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:41 PM
Author: crawly thriller casino

(xo 2014)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486824)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Talented pisswyrm

or 2013

or 2012

...

or 2004

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486869)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: lake beady-eyed private investor field

a damning indictment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500280)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: abusive heady piazza

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486887)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: deranged wonderful ceo

if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have just texted or emailed him about it. the fact is that she swiped right, and acknowledged the mutual swipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487106)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: Violet haunting masturbator queen of the night

cr. swiping overrides biology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487109)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: laughsome doobsian ladyboy rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487131)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:25 PM
Author: Charismatic sticky parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: fishy marvelous dog poop immigrant

Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sisters do not want to fuck their brothers. If you are of that 90%, you would think pretending to want to fuck your brother is hilarious because it isn't in the realm of possibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487115)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487130)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: fishy marvelous dog poop immigrant

Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not want to fuck) and thought it was funny that she was looking for dudes on Tinder so you swipe right to let her know that you know she is on Tinder.

Then you send her a funny text message in case she doesn't check Tinder and you want her to know you saw her.

Now, what don't you get?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487266)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: deranged wonderful ceo

1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487243)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487272)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487283)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Purple dysfunction

honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kinky shit going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:14 PM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487705)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:39 PM
Author: Comical Bonkers Hairy Legs Office

And 10/10 xo women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26492431)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:34 PM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo

Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking about it before she sure as shit is now...

...and she is NOT repulsed. Which only leaves one other possibility...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487120)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Comical Bonkers Hairy Legs Office

Titcr Occam's razor bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487127)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo

It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487139)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:48 AM
Author: Underhanded Hairraiser Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: cowardly double fault half-breed

you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime GSA territory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487137)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: cowardly double fault half-breed

exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to mate as homogeneously as possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487167)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487204)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: maize boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487226)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:56 PM
Author: cowardly double fault half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487257)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: Fragrant Theater

message back "well, at least one of us is hard."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487147)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Lavender hospital

UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorrow, packing tonight, and wanted to know if there's anything I should bring from the city.

At the end of the call she was like, "I think [your sister] wants to talk to you...." I heard her set down the phone and call my little sister over, then there were sounds like my sister was whispering "no! no!" and running off, then my mom was like, "welp guess not".

This is getting awkward as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487321)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: hateful bossy faggot firefighter

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487332)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: Violet haunting masturbator queen of the night

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487334)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: rough-skinned step-uncle's house candlestick maker

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:23 PM
Author: laughsome doobsian ladyboy rigor

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487379)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:26 PM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487397)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: bistre hunting ground set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487709)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Low-t Space

This is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487762)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: deranged wonderful ceo

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487767)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: Insecure Preventive Strike

well. fucking. played.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488450)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: Bright Vibrant Stead Messiness

very well executed, flame or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488987)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: Charismatic sticky parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489326)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:23 PM
Author: territorial corner

180 this is great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26495347)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Judgmental halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Glittery Giraffe

The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487322)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: dull very tactful deer antler

yeah, this flame fucking sucks.

diaf OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Comical Bonkers Hairy Legs Office

Stfu we need this, badly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487419)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: beta legend property

(no fun guy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487680)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: pale weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#36187371)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: Ultramarine Bearded Principal's Office Really Tough Guy

(Guy who needs to STFU)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489501)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: laughsome doobsian ladyboy rigor

Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:15 PM
Author: Lavender hospital

UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a text from my little sister's little HS friend asking me to go with them to some show that my sister is supposedly "nervous" about.

http://i.imgur.com/tk0SXPQ.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488015)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:18 PM
Author: slate generalized bond windowlicker

LOL

homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pants around ankles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488378)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: Ultramarine Bearded Principal's Office Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489504)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: maize boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26597194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: Insecure Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488455)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:23 PM
Author: adventurous light whorehouse blood rage

oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488091)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: Gold turdskin crotch

brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:31 PM
Author: Citrine Supple Therapy

u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and extra wet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Low-t Space

I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488157)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: Ultramarine Bearded Principal's Office Really Tough Guy

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489507)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Low-t Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488151)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: laughsome doobsian ladyboy rigor

why is she nervous?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488159)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: hateful bossy faggot firefighter

Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488269)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: Judgmental halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496366)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: cowardly double fault half-breed

EDM sluts too YNY..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: vigorous yellow boistinker mad-dog skullcap

this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincidence!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488741)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: Talented pisswyrm

get your phone charged, idiot

you don't want a dead phone to kill this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26492507)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: concupiscible mint national french chef

Looks like a double date to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#43254482)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: Lavender hospital

The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute? lol"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488201)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: hateful bossy faggot firefighter

Easy neg, just say she's your sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: odious community account

Post a pic of sis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488282)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:31 PM
Author: laughsome doobsian ladyboy rigor

fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her friend that she has a crush on her brother :( it's too early to give out that info and she would keep it sekret

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489387)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: adventurous light whorehouse blood rage

nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched with her older brother on tinder, leading to the friend's question to OP. this would also be consistent with little sister matching with him as a joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:21 PM
Author: laughsome doobsian ladyboy rigor

yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she really did think of it as a joke and wasnt interested in him in that way. if she were shed be too embarrassed/sh to do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489665)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:27 PM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo

MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has been thinking about this topic and NO OTHER since the Tinder exchange.

She probably sold it as a half joke and the friend proposed they invite him out. Now she is excited but trying to keep her friend from finding out the entire truth.

Easily the most rational explanation.

What exactly are you driving at, brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Low-t Space

I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: electric offensive fat ankles

"MUCH more likely"

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499062)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:55 PM
Author: adventurous light whorehouse blood rage

well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea is FIRMLY planted in her head now...she could also have acted like it was a joke to her friend to gauge her reaction and feel out the situation. I think homeless is on the right track here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489861)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: electric offensive fat ankles

nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on the next level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499058)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:46 PM
Author: henna sanctuary chad

box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not weird then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488250)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 PM
Author: Coral Sandwich Forum

underrated suggestion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497893)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: Ocher internal respiration

selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488370)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: mildly autistic gas station

This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488383)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:08 PM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo

There is some next level shit happening here.

In this thread, even you and I can be united around a good cause.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488392)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: cowardly double fault half-breed

ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488399)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:12 PM
Author: slate generalized bond windowlicker

DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWAG at 3am on Saturday night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488412)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: cowardly double fault half-breed

i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that nowag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488426)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:19 AM
Author: Purple dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26491274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488475)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Ultramarine Bearded Principal's Office Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489555)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:26 PM
Author: Comical Bonkers Hairy Legs Office

I've literally never been more excited in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488502)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: wild twisted school personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 PM
Author: Bronze juggernaut digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502997)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:31 PM
Author: fuchsia trip depressive

1800000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488541)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: Violet haunting masturbator queen of the night

I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488557)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: wild twisted school personal credit line

life is hard as shit they should fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488570)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: hateful bossy faggot firefighter

I really like this as just a general motto.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488580)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:07 PM
Author: Charismatic sticky parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26495578)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: Violet haunting masturbator queen of the night

You need to fuck her right in the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488701)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:49 PM
Author: Low-t Space

Loling hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489838)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo

Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my basement while my wife is sleeping.

I make no apologies, either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488712)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:53 AM
Author: Underhanded Hairraiser Toaster

homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Learning disabled silver lay

can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding me. maybe feed your baby sis and her friend some LABATTs b4 the EDM show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488747)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:06 PM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488761)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: Ocher internal respiration

there's prime real estate for sale further up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488837)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:13 PM
Author: Lavender hospital

UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim Beam beacuase I don't know what the fuck to do here brothers.... what the fuck.... why am i so turned on by this. in sure she is meaning this innocently. fuck me

Here is her tinder, but in sure that when i sober up i am going too take this link down



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488806)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Violet haunting masturbator queen of the night

backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488817)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: Lavender hospital

fuckk me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488825)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: Violet haunting masturbator queen of the night

you have to fuck her now, it's done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488831)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: Citrine Supple Therapy

i know u IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488979)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: cowardly double fault half-breed

god's work, friend

OP- dem titties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488988)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:56 PM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489114)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Sex Offender Pit

unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: Ultramarine Bearded Principal's Office Really Tough Guy

*unzips pants*

RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489565)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: glassy hyperactive institution clown

WTF NOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26491508)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:14 AM
Author: crawly thriller casino

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26491543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:54 AM
Author: Underhanded Hairraiser Toaster

fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497524)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: hateful bossy faggot firefighter

Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488822)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:21 PM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489289)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: Bright Vibrant Stead Messiness

multiple lols from reading this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489033)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: Citrine Supple Therapy

discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make sure u really get all up in that 17 year old asshold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489069)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Citrine Supple Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26490008)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: deranged wonderful ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489185)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: Violet haunting masturbator queen of the night

i could see it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489211)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:58 PM
Author: Smoky Stimulating Hall

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489544)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: laughsome doobsian ladyboy rigor

BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489295)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: Charismatic sticky parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489569)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 8:00 PM
Author: Narrow-minded white business firm place of business

*ZOZO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#30804700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:46 PM
Author: bateful rusted church useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489820)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: cowardly double fault half-breed

OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: boyish blue library

The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489991)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: diverse carmine home knife

gunna need to see that pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26490004)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:30 AM
Author: rough-skinned step-uncle's house candlestick maker

WTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26491121)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:33 AM
Author: Lavender hospital

UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover and the FEAR. It took about 90 seconds to remember I had spent the night jerking off to thoughts about my sister, posting her picture on XO, and MAKING A FUCKING DATE WITH HER FOR SATURDAY NIGHT.

Ive had some lows, brothers, but this is really bad

I'm supposed to show up at my parents around 5. Thinking I may just cancel on this whole columbus day thing. crawl in bed and die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26491617)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:38 AM
Author: rough-skinned step-uncle's house candlestick maker

listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and draft some good flame for tomorrow night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26491646)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:40 AM
Author: Violet haunting masturbator queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26491657)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: fuchsia trip depressive

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26491648)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:42 AM
Author: crawly thriller casino

post the pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26491664)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:03 PM
Author: Low-t Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26494388)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:52 AM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo

Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happiness.

Don't constrain yourself with artificial morals. All of XO is behind you so clearly a large group of people see absolutely nothing wrong with 2 people fulfilling fantasies

You've come this far... See where it goes.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26491732)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:51 PM
Author: cowardly double fault half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26492491)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Comical Bonkers Hairy Legs Office

Do it for yourself, do it for each other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26492767)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: odious community account

Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occur and the atoms that made up the load on your sister will be just another casualty of entropy, forever floating still through the dark reaches of infinite time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26492831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo

TY, brother. That was deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26493192)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 3:02 PM
Author: odious community account

Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26493438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:59 PM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26494371)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:58 PM
Author: Contagious Psychic

180 thread have a great weekend bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26493421)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:34 PM
Author: Lavender hospital

UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, except now perverted and shame-ridden as hell.

When I was lounging about the kitchen my mom asked, "Were you teasing [your sister] or something?"

I stuttered and probably turned red. "Why?"

"Because she was so nervous to see you. When she found out you were coming home tonight," [the original plan was for me to arrive tomorrow], "she got all frantic. He's coming home tonight?" She went out with Julie.

I sort of shrugged and died inside.

So, anyway, she's not around. I've walked past her bedroom door like five times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26494278)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: Talented pisswyrm

your mom knows

and she is very proud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26494284)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Soggy stirring round eye

This bro.

Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl gone movie.

*dad interrupts* dad: I think it is gone girl.

Mom: oh yea, Gone girl. Either way, you amd your sister have a nice time. There is casserole in the oven, some salad in the fridge and some lube, condoms and anal beads under the kitchen sink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26494509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Honey-headed native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: Turquoise bisexual organic girlfriend

so rong, so rite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500303)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: Violet haunting masturbator queen of the night

give in to nature, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26494285)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:44 PM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26494318)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: Low-t Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26494397)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Motley Nibblets Laser Beams

take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26494432)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: Violet haunting masturbator queen of the night

work out first, then skip the shower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26494435)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26494438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Low-t Space

Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unlocked, call for sister to bring him towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26494507)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:41 PM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26494587)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:23 PM
Author: Ungodly spruce azn

What's for dinner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26494485)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: odious community account

Jack off in the shampoo bottle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26494861)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: cheese-eating stage

Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it is clear your sister cannot handle this - there is no way if you bang her she is going to keep it under wraps, and then your parents will know and disown you and you might even go to jail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26495321)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone jet market indirect expression

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26495335)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: iridescent factory reset button

Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making her crazy. The only way to cure a woman's sexual hysterics are to fuck it out of them. Tension gone, problem solved, at least until next Columbus Day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26495337)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Charismatic sticky parlor

This can be their Columbus Day thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26495592)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Sex Offender Pit

she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she keep it under wraps to protect him? FUCK YOU for trying to ruin this perfect relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26495341)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: cheese-eating stage

she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him about it

she's acting weird as shit in front of their mom so that their mom is ALREADY asking questions

honestly, it sounds more like he swiped left on his 13 yo sister than 17 - I would have thought a 17 yo girl would be a little cooler about the whole thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26495430)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: Charismatic sticky parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26495589)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: laughsome doobsian ladyboy rigor

why would u go to jail bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26495433)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: rose talking stag film mad cow disease

even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26495456)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: hateful bossy faggot firefighter

She can't handle how much she wants the dick.

No, though, this is credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26495448)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: laughsome doobsian ladyboy rigor

wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove u both wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26495512)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:39 AM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496843)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: laughsome doobsian ladyboy rigor

This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thread if op plays it right. Op PLEASE don't ruin the flame by blowing out too early or making it too unrealistic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26495568)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Charismatic sticky parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26495591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: Turquoise bisexual organic girlfriend

it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/major flame disruptions at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:05 AM
Author: Lavender hospital

UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not home, and Im stting in my childhood bedroom, surrounded by Eminem posters, drinking my dad's Chivas, when I got these text messages

http://imgur.com/4NSihYS

Mr. Wubbly is some stupid red elephant that I got for her when she was like 13

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496289)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: ivory shivering plaza reading party

*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning her cunnus*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496310)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: multi-colored wagecucks

Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497849)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Lavender hospital

And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childhood home, I go into her room and find the elephant.

Brothers this is not a joke and this is not flame. Im losing my shit. I dont know what to do

http://imgur.com/lSaGWoB

http://imgur.com/Fnoqdjc

http://imgur.com/JssgoKC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:09 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Sex Offender Pit

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496318)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:10 AM
Author: Spectacular Saffron Kitchen Codepig

wtfffff, this cannot be real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496320)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 AM
Author: Pea-brained public bath potus

HAHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496328)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: bateful rusted church useless brakes

Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496345)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: Violet haunting masturbator queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496352)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Pea-brained public bath potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496359)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: lime newt

this isn't box but otherwise cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Charismatic sticky parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500279)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: Cobalt up-to-no-good stage

honored but this isn't my work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26544177)



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Date: April 1st, 2022 9:29 PM
Author: 180 goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#44262399)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: bespoke galvanic box office headpube

I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love this man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496368)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: Mustard mother

oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:35 AM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496834)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: maize boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26597571)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: mentally impaired ratface

agreed, best thread of 2014 already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496380)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Pea-brained public bath potus

Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothing else ITT will compare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496387)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Sex Offender Pit

Creampie pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 AM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: mentally impaired ratface

Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496389)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: Citrine Supple Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496396)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: Insecure Preventive Strike

ROFL

mr wubbly u fuckin slut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496403)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: odious community account

Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496405)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:04 PM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498779)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: Excitant shrine filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#29224039)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:31 AM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo

ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496820)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Honey-headed native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498388)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Charismatic sticky parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500288)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:57 PM
Author: Insecure Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500336)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: maize boltzmann

*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26597573)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: chartreuse rehab

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497644)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: passionate black background story area

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498221)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: Low-t Space

Holy shit, can't stop LOLing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498308)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: hateful bossy faggot firefighter

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498537)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: Purple dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498899)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Charismatic sticky parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500285)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: maize boltzmann

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26597570)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:36 AM
Author: Cyan Razzle-dazzle Menage

OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1935149&mc=3&forum_id=2

So this is almost assuredly a Doobs alt.

But perhaps it is Box given unusual interest in her pics: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924060&forum_id=2#20463924

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1919876&forum_id=2#20426381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496417)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: bespoke galvanic box office headpube

Not the point you turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496425)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:39 AM
Author: Pea-brained public bath potus

FUCKING DOOBS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496428)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:42 AM
Author: Insecure Preventive Strike

nice work, ape detective

doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at least your aren't pretending to be a woman... this time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496433)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo

Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496829)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:47 AM
Author: Mustard mother

did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you think they sucked? me, too. for the hundreds of millions of dollars lucas shat into those movies, he failed to entertain me for one single second. waste of everyone's time and money.

now here is the op who, with merely a few beanie babies, a dildo, and an iphone, conjures up giddy feelings in my heart and elsewhere, the likes of which i have not experienced in years of my desiccated life. look at the excitement stirred in the hearts of your fellow posters. and you want to call him out for flaming? seriously?

don't be that guy who stands up at wrestlemania telling everyone it's fake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496456)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:51 AM
Author: lime newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496469)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:20 AM
Author: Flesh Provocative Theatre

180.

And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496578)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: thirsty unhinged station philosopher-king

long overdue 180 to this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#30156643)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:32 AM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496823)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 AM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 AM
Author: laughsome doobsian ladyboy rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496986)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:20 AM
Author: cerebral liquid oxygen

fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch

imgur that shit now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: garnet nighttime national security agency multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 AM
Author: laughsome doobsian ladyboy rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 AM
Author: Mind-boggling doctorate

plz poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497016)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: garnet nighttime national security agency multi-billionaire

must need fap soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497019)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:59 AM
Author: Underhanded Hairraiser Toaster

co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497528)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo

Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them posted.

This is his sister, after all.

Trust me, though, she was exactly what you would picture as a hot little sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497569)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: Maniacal Church Building

short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerleader type little sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497579)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: Coral Sandwich Forum

somebody pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: Low-t Space

For the love of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498321)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498565)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: Insecure Preventive Strike

lol

the loving detail that went into this description, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499449)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:29 PM
Author: Coral Sandwich Forum

you're a good dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499554)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 AM
Author: Lavender hospital

I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little freaked out by everything that's happening and XO has always been a release for me. Before this week Ive never really posted autobiographical stuff.

But if you really need to know, I am (not doobs). I have posted flame before in the past -- who hasn't? Isnt that what you do on XO? Yes I did post the female ADA thread once. I was looking for specific career advice, was new to xo, so I changed my moniker and changed easy to identify details about my career. I had no idea at the time that so few women post here it would be immediately obvious. Look, I wasnt posting about sex for godsake it was a CLE thread, basically.

And no Im not Box.

I mostly post stuff about college football or being infuriated with shitlibbery. Posted a lot about Zimmerman and the world cup, etc. I invented the (*)(o) meme for Julia and most of the "nipples" threads are mine.

What I really am is sort of freaking out about these last few days and how to handle this situation. I have a fucking DATE with my 17yo sister tonight, who evidently has sex toys. It may have been a mistake to share all this on XO but you guys are my brothers. Please don't post her face picture, if you saved it.

My plan for today is to watch Everett Golson avoid a trap game, drink huge amounts of alcohol, and keep my mind off of recent events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497431)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:50 AM
Author: odious community account

good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497438)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:51 AM
Author: dead toilet seat old irish cottage

180 this thread is delivering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:40 AM
Author: azure senate regret

I BELIEVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497503)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:45 AM
Author: Citrine Supple Therapy

describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls into her 17 year old pussy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497516)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 AM
Author: Underhanded Hairraiser Toaster

plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497530)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:06 AM
Author: Comical Bonkers Hairy Legs Office

1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much during the day that you won't be on top of your game tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497534)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:29 AM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Low-t Space

THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498331)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Honey-headed native

FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498430)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498913)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:01 PM
Author: Insecure Preventive Strike

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499453)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 AM
Author: Maniacal Church Building

OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand it to his sis and say "You never know when you might need this just to be safe." Then monitor reaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:30 AM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo

(NOT a Lannister fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497553)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:18 AM
Author: Onyx idiotic resort incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497700)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:50 AM
Author: Comical Bonkers Hairy Legs Office

poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497582)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 AM
Author: Razzle location

please delete. Let him write the story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497622)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:53 AM
Author: Cordovan lascivious parlour death wish

lol at people ITT believing the OP

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497593)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497728)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:35 AM
Author: Cordovan lascivious parlour death wish

never claimed to be a flame scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497740)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:54 AM
Author: bat shit crazy swollen meetinghouse nowag

uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497597)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 AM
Author: milky big alpha

this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titillated the rest of you are ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497652)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:11 AM
Author: Comical Bonkers Hairy Legs Office

(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relationship with his teenage sister)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497663)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: fuchsia trip depressive

(evan39)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497667)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Sex Offender Pit

you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the XO culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:22 AM
Author: milky big alpha

it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme was kooky but more fantastical because nobody on this board is old enough to have a hot daughter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497713)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: curious spot

http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497668)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: Razzle location

keeping it real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:16 AM
Author: Underhanded Hairraiser Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 AM
Author: slippery degenerate

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497706)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: Awkward abode puppy

Amen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498325)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Cracking nursing home

lol cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498476)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:56 PM
Author: electric offensive fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499065)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Insecure Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Charismatic sticky parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500290)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: maize boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26597591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: Coral Sandwich Forum

i can't see how this could end badly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497721)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497726)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: wild twisted school personal credit line

it's fucking awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497737)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:39 AM
Author: Coral Sandwich Forum

it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and there might be two really confused lonely people out there whose lives have been irrevocably altered, and who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497757)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:48 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Sex Offender Pit

" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts"

you aren't looking at the other side of this. what if this ends up bringing them closer together than ever before? sharing an intimate experience like this could take their sibling bond to an entirely new level.

stop focusing just on the risks if mom and dad find out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497797)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:52 AM
Author: Coral Sandwich Forum

this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure in front of her mother. there is no way she can fuck her brother without it affecting her in such a way that her mom and/or best friend realize something is different.

i think it would be hawt to hear about them getting it on, but if not flame, this is going to be very damaging to their family. it's already awkward. dude should have stayed home and texted his sister that he swiped just to give her shit for being on tinder when she's not 18 or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497811)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Sex Offender Pit

what makes you an expert on consensual incest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497837)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:00 PM
Author: Coral Sandwich Forum

i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature teenage girl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497845)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: wild twisted school personal credit line

i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls have really sick depraved minds and this is clearly something she's fantasized about for a long time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497858)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:16 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy garrison elastic band

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 PM
Author: Coral Sandwich Forum

if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal first. you know, as a test to see how serious she is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497915)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: blathering locale becky

Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your teenage sexual escapades

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498248)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: wild twisted school personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498525)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: laughsome doobsian ladyboy rigor

(Really gullible person)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497839)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Maniacal Church Building

On the other hand....YOLO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497848)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: wild twisted school personal credit line

counterpoint: they should do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497854)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: Coral Sandwich Forum

fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they should blame their parents for having them so far apart. that's really what caused all this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497860)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Low-t Space

We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year. What's your point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: Comical Bonkers Hairy Legs Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498967)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: fuchsia trip depressive

there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i can see

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497745)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497936)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: Citrine Supple Therapy

i agree.

one person is going to get their dick wet inside 17 year old sister-pussy. the other person is going to get her young snatch pounded and a life will begin growing inside of her.

the baby?

ALBERT FUCKING EINSTEIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498296)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author: Sadistic hominid brunch

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498311)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: adventurous light whorehouse blood rage

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499834)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:30 PM
Author: bearded mexican famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503001)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: maize boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26597595)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: vigorous yellow boistinker mad-dog skullcap

itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498397)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:04 PM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo

So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498496)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Low-t Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: vigorous yellow boistinker mad-dog skullcap

hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of this story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498716)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498807)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: vigorous yellow boistinker mad-dog skullcap

been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499051)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: maize boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26597598)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author:  Mental Disorder

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: bateful rusted church useless brakes

If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498514)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author:  circlehead

Can I please have my dildo back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:18 PM
Author: Emerald rebellious heaven gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498578)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: dead toilet seat old irish cottage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498661)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: bat shit crazy swollen meetinghouse nowag

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Insecure Preventive Strike

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499459)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: electric offensive fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:38 PM
Author: Sickened Orchid Kitty Cat

This is how I envision this thread going down:

http://youtu.be/khlbF2PTsr4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author:  gaped site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: Insecure Preventive Strike

that was a good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:47 AM
Author: ebony swashbuckling coldplay fan

This link is incredibly accurate.

Sister in vid is hawt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502266)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: Lavender hospital

UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and two of the neighbors. Drinking beer, ignoring my mother who is going crazy getting the house ready for the party tomorrow.

My little sister came in like 20 minutes ago. I hadnt seen her since this whole thing started and basically was frozen on the couch, trying to pretend like everything was normal. She plopped down on the carpet and watched like 10 minutes of football, interrupting every twenty seconds to criticize the cheerleaders. "You guys think those girls are pretty? Look at that one. Oh my god these girls are terrible," etc. until my father was like "[Daughter], we're trying to watch the game!"

She rolled over. It's hard to describe, she rolled so she was like under me on the couch. My feet were on her shoulders and in order to look up at me she basically had to look up past my crotch.

"Know what you're wearing tonight?" she asked me.

I was like, yeah about that, I kinda wanna watch this Texas A&M game, not sure I can make it, etc.

She grabbed my calf and was like No you promised, after what I showed you no backing out, Im going to go pick out your outfit.

And she ran off upstairs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498881)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:23 PM
Author: Maniacal Church Building

Nicely slow-played, OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498888)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: Violet haunting masturbator queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498900)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 PM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498934)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: dead toilet seat old irish cottage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498939)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: Maniacal Church Building

OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend tonight. The sexual tension of the entire situation is going to be so high that the friend will be DTF fo sho. Does the OP pass up on easy 17 year old poon in the pursuit of the forbidden fruit?

Another x-factor: pursuing the friend may actually be the best way to get with the sis. a kinky threesome may make it less awkward for the first forbidden encounter. On the other hand, it may kill all hope if the sis gets her feelings hurt. Tough call.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498993)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499009)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: Maniacal Church Building

I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is you just get with the friend. But reasonable people could disagree on that tactic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499025)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo

I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you only have 1 SHOT at your teen sister.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499041)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:08 PM
Author: henna sanctuary chad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488250)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499133)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author:  well-lubricated macaca

Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her dildo to being all like "oh are we going out?"

Gotta give the man credit for getting 500 poasts out of this, though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498943)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:36 PM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo

Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notoriously capricious and that dildo post occurred when she was out with her friends at night and likely drinking.

Was probably a bit embarrassed about it the next day but had now spent several nights masturbating to this fantasy furiously and so has resolved herself to pursue.

Me: ironclad logic

You: not understanding teen girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498954)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: Comical Bonkers Hairy Legs Office

u sir are the stockton to OP's malone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498964)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:39 PM
Author: odious community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498972)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo

I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499028)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: laughsome doobsian ladyboy rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499030)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: maize boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26597618)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: laughsome doobsian ladyboy rigor

This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marriage has made you a true scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo

This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I have pondered such scenarios...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499002)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: laughsome doobsian ladyboy rigor

Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499021)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo

Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider various scholarly scenarios

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499033)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: maize boltzmann

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26597620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: henna sanctuary chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: odious community account

Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498944)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: adulterous people who are hurt dilemma

"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trails off. He looks uncertain, unsure. You haven't seen him like this except when once, you were very young and you were wondering whether the dog you guys owned at the time would make it another night, or if it was time to get on that last car ride to the vet.

"Yeah, Dad?" You keep your eyes locked on the television, as though the CapitalOne commercial on was somehow engaging.

"Going out with [sister] tonight, huh?" His words are deliberate, but he's trying to sound jaunty.

"Yeah-yeah, I think so. She really wants me to come with-I mean, go with her tonight." Your laugh is forced.

"Well, uh..." There's that look again. "I hope you have a good time."

"Yeah."

The two of you turn to the TV, as the credit card ad ends and a Folger's commercial begins.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499013)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: odious community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499040)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo

Brother, it was like you were actually there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499061)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:03 PM
Author:  well-lubricated macaca

gotta be this commercial, amirite?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Ir6CzxKl4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499103)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: adulterous people who are hurt dilemma

Yessir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: Citrine Supple Therapy

Sister: You're my present this year

Brother: Well why don't you unwrap me before mom and dad wake up

Sister: *undresses brother and begins fellating his cock better than any gf he's ever had*

Brother: Holy shit, you're like the MacGyver of the cock sucking world

Sister: Best Christmas EVER.

**background music begins**

"The best part of waking up is your brother's dick in your butt"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499158)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: lime newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500183)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: Charismatic sticky parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500296)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:30 AM
Author:  brethren

Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502147)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: maize boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26597630)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:52 PM
Author: bearded mexican famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503083)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: maize boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26597624)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: laughsome doobsian ladyboy rigor

Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire thread if just masterfully crafted flame by homeless??!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499038)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499047)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: Spectacular Saffron Kitchen Codepig

lol incestmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499073)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:59 PM
Author: electric offensive fat ankles

Greatest flame thread in XO history?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499082)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:01 PM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499094)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: laughsome doobsian ladyboy rigor

Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the tindrler pic that was posted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499121)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499150)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: laughsome doobsian ladyboy rigor

Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history that didn't involve ns sub tread wastelands. Op is winner of the all time xoxo crown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499114)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author:  well-lubricated macaca

TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499146)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:12 PM
Author: laughsome doobsian ladyboy rigor

Doesn't change what I said

This is probably the first thread to get so many multiple sets of blank bumps for different posts. Just accept u are part of history man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499170)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:06 PM
Author: Insecure Preventive Strike

the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of having tons of blank bumped posts, tho it has far fewer posts overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499473)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: maize boltzmann

JFC, that was a great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26597635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: bat shit crazy swollen meetinghouse nowag

op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499153)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: gay angry house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:47 PM
Author: Hilarious tanning salon black woman

How has no one reposted the pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: gay angry house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499404)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:52 PM
Author: laughsome doobsian ladyboy rigor

Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499411)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: Violet haunting masturbator queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499415)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: laughsome doobsian ladyboy rigor

Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for? Have a heart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499423)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: bistre hunting ground set

God fucking dammit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: bespoke galvanic box office headpube

What the fuck - it's doobs!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499422)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Spectacular Saffron Kitchen Codepig

anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo? FUCKING LOL at that creepy ginger faggot loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499445)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Lavender hospital

UPDATE:

Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit offensive line that gives golson zero time to make a play, cursing and drinking with my father and the neighbors.

My sister is upstairs somewhere and i havent seen her since earlier.

If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves. Link to one time doobs ever posted like me at all. And if whoever posted something at 4:50 and then deleted, if you posted her Tinder pic, then please don't do that shit again. Ok Im a little drunk and stressed about this EDM concert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499458)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: Insecure Preventive Strike

cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499480)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:10 PM
Author: henna sanctuary chad

lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rapidly takes on water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Comical Bonkers Hairy Legs Office

Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to the new Taylor Swift song for inspiration if you need it (RSF did that and it worked).

We're all with you. Notre Dame is with you. America is with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499497)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: Gold turdskin crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499515)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:46 PM
Author: internet-worthy aggressive base skinny woman

Get help Doobs/Box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499894)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:48 PM
Author: cerebral liquid oxygen

more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this. It's a quality flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499911)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:47 PM
Author: cerebral liquid oxygen

motherfucker give us the goddamn pic

I'm a lifelong trusted poster. You can delete as soon as I reply seconds later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499897)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: Lavender hospital

UPDATE:

maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate today. ND shouldnt need to win in a shoot-out with unc. Didnt really realize I was drunk till I stood up to get off the couch. In the downstairs bathroom I jus checked my phone

http://imgur.com/OyEFsvP

http://imgur.com/v85MYKO

Wish me luck. Were supposed to leave in like an hour. I dont even know at this point what i am doing or not doing. i am just drifting through this reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500210)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: flirting brass stock car

in on epic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500256)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: crawly thriller casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500258)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Charismatic sticky parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500271)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: odious community account

Oh my

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500272)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: drab coffee pot

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500274)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author:  sooty temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500282)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Insecure Preventive Strike

delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart attack and die if he sees that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500286)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: Maniacal Church Building

seriously. the man has a family, after all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500313)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: odious community account

BAW GAWD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: Charismatic sticky parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500420)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:59 PM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo

Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500609)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: hateful bossy faggot firefighter

What the fuck is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500304)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:58 PM
Author: drab coffee pot

there's to be a fuck going on alright

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500340)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author:  maroon bawdyhouse karate

WHAT IN THE 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500367)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:04 PM
Author: scarlet cuck patrolman

GOOD LUCK, BROTHER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500369)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: cheese-eating stage

what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stoned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500432)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: flirting brass stock car

Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is also a possibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500638)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:23 PM
Author:  gunner

By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500443)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: ivory shivering plaza reading party

fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pink socks right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500477)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 PM
Author: vigorous yellow boistinker mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500548)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo

Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as Santa Clause at Christmas Parties?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500598)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:42 PM
Author: Bronze juggernaut digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503043)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: iridescent factory reset button

thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: Avocado gaming laptop

i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there any sheets on the bed? seems weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500606)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: electric offensive fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500691)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: lake beady-eyed private investor field

ungh so hard now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500287)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: At-the-ready Tripping Trailer Park

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500475)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: flushed zippy telephone persian

Xo 2014: this is believable

Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MINUTES? UNPOSSIBLE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500535)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:41 PM
Author: ivory shivering plaza reading party

bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar in MFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500542)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:44 PM
Author: flushed zippy telephone persian

Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a waitress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500560)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:54 PM
Author:  circlehead

Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit's going down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500590)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Insecure Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500601)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: Insecure Preventive Strike

iwanttobelieve.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500637)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: cheese-eating stage

http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_i_want_to_believe_maxi_poster_xl.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500655)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:10 PM
Author:  well-lubricated macaca

Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally posting with his doobs moniker?

This is starting to get a little sad re amount of effort being put into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500653)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone jet market indirect expression

was the Lucio moniker doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500659)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author:  well-lubricated macaca

That's what I thought

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:37 PM
Author: ivory shivering plaza reading party

what lucio moniker? wat poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500874)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:19 PM
Author:  maroon bawdyhouse karate

I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this thread-for-the-ages with an "accidental" posting in his own moniker. But game of " has been posting in notre dame and football threads for a few years. no way that's him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500694)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author:  well-lubricated macaca

Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500720)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: Insecure Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500722)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: henna sanctuary chad

The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reaction is pretty bizarre for someone in a genuinely emotionally intense situation who started a thread to talk it out with xo bros:

"If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:33 PM
Author:  maroon bawdyhouse karate

Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A Game of " is actually Julia, so I think we all just need to cool it with the detective work and enjoy this 180 thread.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509912&mc=19&forum_id=2

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2481846&mc=21&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643536&mc=27&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500847)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: laughsome doobsian ladyboy rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501437)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author:  circlehead

Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at some visibly moist panties. I'm just hoping they don't roll over on me whilst humping, or, worse, he stands her up and she "presses" me into service. I wish I could just have my dildo back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500896)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo

Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy

We salute you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:44 PM
Author: Insecure Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500922)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 PM
Author: buff range

You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinoff parodies going on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501023)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: Brindle state

CRIMINALLY underrated poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#29224020)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: adulterous people who are hurt dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500914)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: Underhanded Hairraiser Toaster

gtfo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502766)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500917)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author:  pozpig

To be fair,

Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't been on here recently, just thought I would take a few Q's?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501046)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: bespoke galvanic box office headpube

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501100)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:14 PM
Author: slate generalized bond windowlicker

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501127)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: crystalline point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501247)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:12 PM
Author: sepia jew hell

180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end of this thread, then 120.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501111)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: fuchsia trip depressive

i think it is :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501118)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: sepia jew hell

If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort by an angry mob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: drab coffee pot

good self deprecation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501122)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: crystalline point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501244)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author:  drunken cumskin center

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501459)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: Insecure Preventive Strike

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501784)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: electric offensive fat ankles

180, this is a goat thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501804)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:20 PM
Author:  address

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503168)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Lavender hospital

update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie and her bf here, there never was going to be i guess, turns out the secret plan was just us 2. hundred twenty degrees in tihs place. here we goooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501346)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: irradiated haunted graveyard

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501357)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: odious community account

Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style real-time updates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501398)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: electric offensive fat ankles

Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501409)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501390)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: electric offensive fat ankles

what song is playing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501406)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: Comical Bonkers Hairy Legs Office

Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author:  bipolar roast beef

dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick hard so that you can ejaculate semen into your sisters pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501751)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:59 AM
Author: Pea-brained public bath potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501825)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Bright Vibrant Stead Messiness

being too drunk is going to ruin this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501781)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 AM
Author: wild twisted school personal credit line

u need to fuck ur sister u owe us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501808)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: cerebral liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26871037)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:07 AM
Author: Pea-brained public bath potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502005)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:09 AM
Author:  Selfie

shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular here. i for one am shocked!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502007)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:12 AM
Author: Effete

Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook:

http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2014/08/brother-sister-arrested-for-having-sex-with-each-other-in-church-lot/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502013)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:20 AM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502136)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: Lavender hospital

Holy shit holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502038)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:25 AM
Author: bistre hunting ground set

Well!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502044)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: Pea-brained public bath potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502073)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: wild twisted school personal credit line

plz respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502103)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:02 AM
Author: aphrodisiac nubile electric furnace antidepressant drug

I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the internet are stroking it to this story. Ask her if she minds sharing a naked pic at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:38 AM
Author: lime newt

just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:05 AM
Author: iridescent factory reset button

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502278)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:38 AM
Author: Walnut pistol

It is the clutch situation of the season.

They say The Jet's lost a step or two,

but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here.

The Jet's got a suicide lead and--

And there he goes! He's stealing home! I don't believe it!

- He's stealing home!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502290)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:18 AM
Author: slate generalized bond windowlicker

what's it gonna be boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502482)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 AM
Author: dead toilet seat old irish cottage

180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502314)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:00 AM
Author: rough-skinned step-uncle's house candlestick maker

??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502410)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:41 AM
Author: Charismatic sticky parlor

??? ! ???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502560)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo

Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY CREDITED

Give him some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502780)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:38 AM
Author: 

more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502818)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:47 AM
Author: hateful bossy faggot firefighter

Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame aspects of this thread, tell me why the other two siblings haven't been mentioned yet. Screw the mom (not literally, OP...), I'd expect the other two to loom even larger than the parents in this decision.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502860)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502869)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: hateful bossy faggot firefighter

K, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502872)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:51 AM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo

Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting caught than just generally worried about the morality of it all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502874)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:56 AM
Author: hateful bossy faggot firefighter

Double post, sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502895)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: Lavender hospital

My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also feels better than Ive felt in a long, long time. Theres lots to write, dont really know where to start. A lot is a blur. I have like 20 minutes until I have to start this columbus reenactment shit, so I will just try to put down the basics, from what i remember.

I was really drunk when we got to the place and my little sister, apparently, had been smoking weed in her bedroom all afternoon. It was really hot and crowded and I kept getting drinks. I hate techno music but it was really loud and really crowded and we were shoved into the middle of the dance floor. People were grinding and before I knew it she was grinding on me. I really couldnt help it. She was laughing "youre hard", etc. She kept calling me mister wubbly.

After awhile I was having a mental breakdown so I went off the floor back down this hallway near the bathrooms. I just remember I was standing near this ice machine. It was still so loud. I was having the spins. She somehow found me and kept wanting me to take my dick out. "I wanna see it," etc. I was like no, gtfo. She was like "Ive seen penises before, you know." And I was like, "Not your older brother's, it's different."

There was this long pause and she was like, "I've seen dad's." I started to think I was going to get sick and she continued, "Not like that. At Myrtle Beach, remember? I just saw it in the hotel."

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502885)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502889)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502913)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: Underhanded Hairraiser Toaster

...this is getting dark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502891)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: slate generalized bond windowlicker

right?

really didn't expect this story to get dark, given the subject matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503424)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo

As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: odious community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502900)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:18 PM
Author:  gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502973)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author: adulterous people who are hurt dilemma

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

HOLY SHIT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502982)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author: Razzle location

please proceed. tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503006)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 PM
Author: Bright Vibrant Stead Messiness

Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story could have been much sweeter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503048)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:46 PM
Author: Coral Sandwich Forum

yeah, and after everyone warned him!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503061)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:45 PM
Author: fuchsia trip depressive

she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503059)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: bearded mexican famous landscape painting

please continue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503097)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: wild twisted school personal credit line

"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."

pretty sure that's rape bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503240)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:59 PM
Author: adulterous people who are hurt dilemma

"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace."

TYFT, I'll do this next time I'm cold and drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503578)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:31 PM
Author:  fortuitous meteor affirmative action

I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503004)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:36 PM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo

(Lannister Fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503024)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:37 PM
Author: laughsome doobsian ladyboy rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503027)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Sex Offender Pit

go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impregnation are about 100x hotter than those without.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503206)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:31 PM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503209)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: laughsome doobsian ladyboy rigor

link for research poirposes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503213)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:00 PM
Author: rambunctious cocky friendly grandma

UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn't knock which caught me by surprise since she's always respected our privacy growing up. I think she's knocked before entering since I was like 7 and she never checks our phones or asks for our passwords. Anyway I was halfway changing into my costume for this Columbus day thing when she barged into my room and asked if she could talk to me. My heart started pounding out of my chest. She must know....but how? Did my sister tell her? Did she look at either of our phones? I glanced to my side table where I usually kept my phone but it wasn't there. "Looking for something?" she said? I shook my head no but didn't make eye contact. Then I looked down at her hand. She was holding Mr. Wubbly. Now I was seriously freaked out. I wanted to say something...anything...but nothing was coming out of my mouth. It felt like years going by with no one saying anything. And that's when she said "you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought "Nah, forget it" - "Yo, homes to Bel Air". I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8. And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes smell ya later". I looked at my kingdom I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503105)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:01 PM
Author: Lavender hospital

(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.)

fuck off

if anyone wants to verify hit reply to him and reply to me, see hte difference in our monikers. mine will show A game of \", his will show A game of \'\'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: rambunctious cocky friendly grandma

(guy taking his flame way too seriously)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503123)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Lavender hospital

sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today man. sorry this is a joke to u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503129)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: mentally impaired ratface

WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503270)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author:  fortuitous meteor affirmative action

I don't know what to think anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503126)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:08 PM
Author: Citrine Supple Therapy

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503133)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:02 PM
Author:  fortuitous meteor affirmative action

Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503116)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: rambunctious cocky friendly grandma

To get the deets on the Columbus day thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503132)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:04 PM
Author: electric offensive fat ankles

And scene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503117)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Citrine Supple Therapy

nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503131)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: electric offensive fat ankles

Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503138)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: electric offensive fat ankles

This post is NON-CANNON

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503141)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: rambunctious cocky friendly grandma

It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503148)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503185)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Cordovan lascivious parlour death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503203)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: electric offensive fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503266)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo

Shameful display, brother.

Go write your own thread with that throw back trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503160)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:51 PM
Author: ivory shivering plaza reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503537)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Coral Sandwich Forum

real update, plz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503170)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: Orange police squad

Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over 72 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503323)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503473)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:37 PM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo

Post 600!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503478)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: Startled legal warrant

you guys realize this is all flame, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503875)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:07 PM
Author: At-the-ready Tripping Trailer Park

they wall want to fuck their sisters tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503879)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:11 PM
Author: grizzly travel guidebook university

You don't?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504317)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: Lavender hospital

FINAL UPDATE:

The reenactment was a disaster. I was hungover. My little sister and I had only slept like 3 hours. Our other sisters were bitching. The neighbors were only there out of some sense of obligation and many had not come in costume. For the second part, we didnt even have a Pinta.

And all the while I could barely look my little sister in the eye. I kept having flashbacks and remembering more and more details from the night before. How small her tits felt. That first hot wetness fingering her in the car.

She didn't really seem into the reenactment either and has really outgrown her "Bianchinetta" dress. At one point she left, ran back into the house. When like 15 minutes had passed and she hadn't come back out, I went to look for her.

I found her in her bedroom, crying. It's funny -- despite all that had happened over the last few days I had never really talked with her. And as I posted above, she was in the second grade when I left home. This is how ignorant I had been of her. I had her birth year wrong! She's actually 18. Her favorite color is purple. She likes 80s synth stuff. She's actually pretty funny and smart. So many things I couldnt have guessed at.

So we sat on her mattress and talked. High school has changed a lot, even sine I was there. Apparently there's coke and molly all over the place, now. Snapshots of everyone's twats and cocks. Nobody even goes to the prom or plays sports. I think she really is struggling to feel at home there. She doesnt really trust her female friends and the high school guys are just retards, yelling "World Star" and pretending to fight.

I remembered when I was a senior. I really thought I had so much promise. Stupid as it sounds, I was sure I'd be living in Manhattan, writing novels, fucking models. I used to imagine Jay McInerny or Bret Ellis writing blurbs for my dust jackets. Now? Im a lawyer and get paid more the more I ruin other people's days.

We talked about all this. We were laughing at ourselves.

At one point we got into the shower. It seemed like the "kooky" thing to do, to use an XO meme. We were laughing then, too. She did tell me she loved me. That she wanted to come back to the city with me. That high school was bullshit and she could just as well read library books to get educated. That she knew it was obviously weird, but she just wanted to live with me, take care of me.

The water was running into her eyes, huge drops on her eyelashes, and it was running down her tits and her stomach.

I was putting the words together in my mouth to tell her no. To tell her that I was glad we were getting closer, but that this was the craziest weekend of my life and it had to end right away. That I was a lawyer, for Gods sake.

But it's funny -- I guess I had been thinking about Christopher Columbus. LOL. All afternoon I had been sweating in those clothes, thinking. He was the son of a cheese merchant. A nobody. He taught himself Latin, Portuguese and Castilian. He spent long nights alone, poring over Ptolemy and astronomy and world history, fantasizing about Marco Polo, looking out at the stars until the sky lightened and it was day again. Europe, the church, the rules of society... those things couldn't hold him. He was going to get out of that. There was another destiny for him.

So at one point, my little sister was down on her knees in the shower, her arms around my legs, and I was just sort of rubbing my cock over her face. She took it in her mouth and I looked down at her and said, "Okay. Let's do it. Let's sail for a new world."

Our family isn't thrilled, of course. Im not even sure they've processed what we told them yet. It will probably take some time. Christopher Columbus had a family too, though. And he had to leave them. There was an edge to the map, a place where it went blank, and he needed to see what was just past it. He needed to push on.

http://imgur.com/hC7tZd7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:16 PM
Author: adulterous people who are hurt dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504162)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: laughsome doobsian ladyboy rigor

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504166)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: vigorous yellow boistinker mad-dog skullcap

youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before but my new guess is tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504180)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: laughsome doobsian ladyboy rigor

need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in the shower, less about christopher columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504182)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:21 PM
Author: vigorous yellow boistinker mad-dog skullcap

that stupid shit screamed tbf to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504184)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author:  bipolar roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504265)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Cyan Razzle-dazzle Menage

cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historical shit + TBF "appearing" like the Cheshire cat because he can't help himself (like naming himself a victim for Tobin Bell)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504204)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: vigorous yellow boistinker mad-dog skullcap

also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style

editL so does this mean TBF owns a dildo or that he has a gf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504210)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author:  maroon bawdyhouse karate

Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like the only true 180 thread this year. Search your name ITT and find about 14 different nasally, whiny complaints about gay shit or how you could do better. You literally only came to this heterosexual thread to complain about shit, lol. You literally can't stand straight people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504215)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: vigorous yellow boistinker mad-dog skullcap

sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the last update. its broter-sister literotica man, shit isn't that serious. why so mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504218)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: Cyan Razzle-dazzle Menage

def owns dildo

but he's just using pics from elsewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504216)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:24 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Sex Offender Pit

this ending isn't very satisfying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504189)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Violet haunting masturbator queen of the night

cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot on tits or even face. something for fuck sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504201)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: Talented pisswyrm

it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and white movies where women are called dames.

it reminded me of this:

It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504269)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:55 PM
Author: ebony swashbuckling coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504300)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: Ocher internal respiration

gross man thats ur sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504212)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:45 PM
Author: Citrine Supple Therapy

did u fuck or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504256)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504312)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:08 PM
Author: laughsome doobsian ladyboy rigor

180

Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you were a trooper itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504325)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504336)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: buff range

120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this was 180) will henceforth be known as "sailing for the new world."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504346)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: Avocado gaming laptop

OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to lose a lot of points on the dismount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504398)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: Maniacal Church Building

The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. That had the potential to make thing far more complex and interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504436)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author:  fortuitous meteor affirmative action

Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in time it will be given its due.

A true 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504579)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: Brindle state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#29224043)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author:  mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#49330102)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:30 PM
Author: electric offensive fat ankles

I like it. Good luck brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504689)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: bateful rusted church useless brakes

You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitlaw hell thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26505288)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 11:22 PM
Author: Charismatic sticky parlor

This is a great guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26512423)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: hateful bossy faggot firefighter

180, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26505357)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: infuriating hyperventilating

brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for putting together a narrative. more Carver than McInerney, but for an amateur, this is absolute 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26505500)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:47 AM
Author: Jet-lagged greedy tank

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31586951)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: hot sapphire mediation

This conclusion has aged surprisingly well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31767945)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: Brindle state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#36990661)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:24 AM
Author: shaky lettuce prole

Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or more to lick for an hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#43254552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:36 PM
Author: charcoal voyeur

i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man and his young lady are what is really important here. i see poetic genius in how the writer tied in the monumental changes he was undergoing to the events in the world at large, all while digesting heavy themes of fate, free will, and love.

if you want an incest stroke story, go to literotica or storiesonline.net.

the way the writer chose to end it is far more memorable than hearing about how amazingly intense their mutual orgasms were as they indulged in their primal draw to make babby in little sisters belly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504444)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:05 PM
Author:  gaped site

"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world." Providence Journal-Bulletin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504594)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:25 PM
Author:  maroon bawdyhouse karate

Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or setting?) over her ass, like the pert round globe that doubters thought was flat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504668)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: Talented pisswyrm

love? he didn't know her

your flame is equally obvious to the op's. this whole thread is overrated except for the 120's given to the ending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504683)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: Cobalt up-to-no-good stage

titc analysis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26544302)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:25 PM
Author: Brindle state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#36990680)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:09 PM
Author: iridescent factory reset button

well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl info, and tomorrow I'll appear on some list of pervert lawyers, but I guess it was worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26505321)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: Underhanded Hairraiser Toaster

A+++++

i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread delivered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26507722)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:27 AM
Author: Bronze juggernaut digit ratio

OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johnsmeyer used in his deleted Twitter profile. Plus this is classic Johnsmeyer flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26507734)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:31 AM
Author:  circlehead

Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with your moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26507746)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: Bronze juggernaut digit ratio

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26508482)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: primrose theater stage tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26597580)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author:  fortuitous meteor affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26870960)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Comical Bonkers Hairy Legs Office

The total drop off of posting after the climax is really shocking. Like everyone needed at least a month of quiet reflection to digest the events that unfolded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26870979)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: cheese-eating stage

no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. This thread was like the Matrix trilogy - at first, it blew your mind and you couldn't stop thinking about it, but then as it progressed it ended in a complete shitshow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26870989)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 12:22 AM
Author: laughsome doobsian ladyboy rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#27637414)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:43 AM
Author:  gaped site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#27669956)



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Date: April 22nd, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: Navy Rigpig

http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amazingly-reunited-over-tinder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#27737048)



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Date: May 17th, 2015 6:33 PM
Author: rough-skinned step-uncle's house candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#27910458)



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Date: June 4th, 2015 11:38 PM
Author: Jade Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#28043046)



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Date: August 18th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: Comical Bonkers Hairy Legs Office

Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#28575862)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:14 AM
Author: Flatulent international law enforcement agency quadroon

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#28910271)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:47 AM
Author: Chestnut flickering water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#28945152)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:58 AM
Author:  fortuitous meteor affirmative action

How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#28945193)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 10:39 AM
Author: drab coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#28951145)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: Mischievous

Columbus day bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#28952263)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: slate generalized bond windowlicker

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#29223927)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 2:42 PM
Author:  crimson keepsake machete

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#29251784)



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Date: December 24th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: laughsome doobsian ladyboy rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#29447209)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: laughsome doobsian ladyboy rigor

Much better sistr thrras

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#29460236)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: Jade Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#30027707)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:35 PM
Author: chrome feces

the beginning of the degenerate era

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#30027721)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: pale weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#30156360)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Sienna Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#30804651)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: Lilac Scourge Upon The Earth

PotY 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#30804670)



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Date: August 21st, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: Bronze juggernaut digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31238170)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:50 AM
Author: overrated



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31240080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:54 AM
Author: laughsome doobsian ladyboy rigor

god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening. amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31240111)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: claret kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31398074)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Confused fanboi

fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31398080)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:11 PM
Author:  mauve athletic conference

I;ve been here too long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31398112)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: Confused fanboi

this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it was 2 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31398118)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: claret kitty

reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days with different set pieces (the dildo/stuffed animal, CFB)...it is self-contained and reads like a play with other poasters as the chorus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31398121)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: maize boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31398922)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author: claret kitty

so who was the author, TBF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31398132)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Puce volcanic crater

Game of ""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31398927)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: claret kitty

i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31398967)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:44 PM
Author: Indigo Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31401436)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:56 PM
Author: overrated

the author is definitely tbtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31401520)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:13 AM
Author: Chestnut flickering water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31586812)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: Arousing red ticket booth genital piercing

The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both very hot, one guy one girl. It recently came out that they were fucking all of high school, LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31586925)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:25 PM
Author: Talented pisswyrm

did they have a midget sibling, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31767975)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 6:39 PM
Author: copper main people

:-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31591197)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: laughsome doobsian ladyboy rigor

still GOAT POTUS thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31767987)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: copper main people

The POTUS of XODUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31768006)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 10:59 PM
Author:  goyim

you never know what could happen on that golden day that they call Columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31771970)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author: Brindle state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#36990701)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: ebony swashbuckling coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31961309)



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Date: January 10th, 2017 4:44 PM
Author: laughsome doobsian ladyboy rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#32343499)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: Clear Irate Idea He Suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#32545952)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: ebony swashbuckling coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#32545957)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:11 PM
Author: copper main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#32545995)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:12 PM
Author: canary bbw

Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#32546004)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:19 PM
Author: copper main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#32546783)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 11:40 PM
Author: copper main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#32547714)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:35 AM
Author:  goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#32548870)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 12:53 PM
Author: copper main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#32573656)



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Date: June 28th, 2017 8:31 PM
Author: Cream Deep Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#33664076)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author: French striped hyena gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#34062570)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 3:14 PM
Author:  party of the first part

San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to Incest Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#34116947)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:46 PM
Author: Aquamarine Stain

how has this not been bumped yet today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#34401929)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:51 PM
Author: canary bbw

I can never remember the title keywords

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#34401973)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: Spectacular Saffron Kitchen Codepig

Columbus Day BUMP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#34404981)



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Date: December 18th, 2017 2:24 PM
Author: Metal

There should be a Christmas episode of this story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#34949769)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:50 AM
Author: amber misunderstood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#35093674)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:52 AM
Author: cruel-hearted mahogany trump supporter

Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#35093676)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: Indigo Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#35338428)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: passionate black background story area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#36233122)



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Date: October 6th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author:  goyim

pre-columbus day bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#36976356)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 9:53 AM
Author:  party of the first part

4 year bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#36989761)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 10:02 AM
Author: Massive marketing idea

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#36989822)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: stubborn jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#37046584)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 12:13 PM
Author:  mewling sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#38256413)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: 180 goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#38257003)



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Date: October 14th, 2019 9:59 AM
Author:  maroon bawdyhouse karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#38974406)



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Date: May 5th, 2020 12:41 PM
Author: laughsome doobsian ladyboy rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#40152879)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:40 PM
Author: pink roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#40510638)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: Disturbing insanely creepy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#40518112)



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Date: July 10th, 2020 6:24 PM
Author:  maroon bawdyhouse karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#40582879)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:27 AM
Author: vivacious dark indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#41084600)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:46 AM
Author: Coiffed kink-friendly wrinkle

Happy early Columbus Day to you too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#41084634)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:29 AM
Author: green high-end twinkling uncleanness

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#41084602)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:25 PM
Author:  Corn Cake

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#41963692)



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Date: October 8th, 2021 9:28 PM
Author: Massive marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#43244384)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:23 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#41963677)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 9:29 AM
Author:  maroon bawdyhouse karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#43254123)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:28 AM
Author: concupiscible mint national french chef

So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgur link down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#43254567)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:43 AM
Author: Chocolate faggotry

The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the original back in the day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#43254662)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 12:10 PM
Author: Chocolate faggotry

Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Columbus Day update (even if flame)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#43254899)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: Massive marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#45297237)



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Date: December 2nd, 2021 6:12 AM
Author: cerise disgusting hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#43544409)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: Violent Disrespectful Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#45297068)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author:  new version

fuck we missed Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#45297072)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: Confused fanboi

Man this makes me feel old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#45297247)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:03 PM
Author: sable

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#45309119)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:15 PM
Author: cerise disgusting hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#45309181)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: pontificating sweet tailpipe son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#49346769)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 4:32 PM
Author: cerise disgusting hissy fit

One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like I was listening to the Orson Welles War of the World radio broadcast when it first came out. I imagine a team of MIT students with earbuds as if breaking a casino with Ed Thorpe jumping up and down & high-fiving after the final pic is poasted. Well fucking done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#45536449)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:29 AM
Author: Gold turdskin crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#46276193)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:20 AM
Author: Lemon pungent pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#46276167)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:21 AM
Author: insane useless foreskin

Time flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#46276172)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 3:30 AM
Author: Mischievous

This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's like cleaning out your closet on a saturday afternoon and coming across your favorite old movie or video game and just quitting for the rest of the day to give it a runthrough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#46276492)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:00 AM
Author: Violent Disrespectful Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#46905907)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author:  new version

best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem like this was 9 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#46905917)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: Sienna Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#49330100)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:32 AM
Author: opaque abnormal

My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sister giggle with each other about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#46905960)



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Date: October 10th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author:  goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#46911844)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: Domesticated Carnelian Cuckold

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#46962930)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:21 PM
Author:  goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#46962948)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:27 PM
Author: copper main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#46962972)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author: Harsh pearl

DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#46962933)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author: cerise disgusting hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#46962936)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:42 PM
Author: Massive marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#46963013)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: peach



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#48193545)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:41 PM
Author: 

I was thinking about this thread earlier today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#48193551)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: Lavender hospital

I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO

:/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#48194098)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: Gold turdskin crotch

good work, i remember this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#48194099)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author:  mood

Almost that time of year again ⛵️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#49330062)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: Chocolate faggotry

This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#49346566)