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Swiped younger sister right on Tinder as a joke. She matched &

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its cliche to say "not flame" but its not. I wa...
Stimulating principal's office affirmative action
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mind-boggling shitlib
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HOW much younger
diverse market
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11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the...
Stimulating principal's office affirmative action
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mind-boggling shitlib
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Im 28 bro. When I left home she was in the 2nd grade
Stimulating principal's office affirmative action
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Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?
hairraiser state
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magical bearded double fault
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mind-boggling shitlib
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send her a dick pic
Garnet glittery messiness
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magical bearded double fault
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she's flaming u back u autistic wizard
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fuck her, and society, right in the ass
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hairraiser state
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180 deep black woman friendly grandma
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Electric duck-like menage
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flushed insecure home
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Violent stead toaster
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purple senate gaping
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laughing so hard at this
Maize casino
  10/18/14
what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it
Red dragon
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https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z
heady violet property electric furnace
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Awkward swollen resort
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180 deep black woman friendly grandma
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Depends. How attractive is she?
low-t jewess brethren
  10/09/14
not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread. ...
tantric dun haunted graveyard
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?
overrated knife party of the first part
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imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.
tantric dun haunted graveyard
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at-the-ready indigo library boistinker
  10/27/14
bump for columbus day
Provocative Autistic National
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At Christmas http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl
disrespectful cruise ship jap
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Cyan station
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lol
Trip pea-brained boiling water
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Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your p...
Vivacious anal main people step-uncle's house
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mind-boggling shitlib
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brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone ...
diverse market
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180 deep black woman friendly grandma
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puce marvelous pocket flask
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He speaks for all of us
contagious stage
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Chrome House Sex Offender
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Sounds like Festivus
hairraiser state
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Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition not to me...
Lascivious fiercely-loyal indian lodge
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Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather tha...
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yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interp...
Stimulating principal's office affirmative action
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lolol. Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day cele...
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mind-boggling shitlib
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cr try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped toppin...
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vibrant jet-lagged crackhouse patrolman
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could send her a "rate this line" and then send th...
Galvanic Umber Church Building
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Shrewd
shivering sound barrier corner
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mind-boggling shitlib
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Twist: She already sent him the lick message.
Self-centered sweet tailpipe
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wonderful mad-dog skullcap personal credit line
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180
deranged razzmatazz school cafeteria filthpig
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180
ruddy infuriating fortuitous meteor
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180^180
Curious French Chef Brunch
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cordovan frisky antidepressant drug
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what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you w...
Curious French Chef Brunch
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how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying aroun...
Curious French Chef Brunch
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mind-boggling shitlib
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"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh
diverse market
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mind-boggling shitlib
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seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality
Galvanic Umber Church Building
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Curious French Chef Brunch
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How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.
beta magenta internal respiration psychic
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second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty s...
wonderful mad-dog skullcap personal credit line
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overrated knife party of the first part
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No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.
Razzle-dazzle private investor round eye
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wildly underrated
high-end topaz parlor doctorate
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aphrodisiac roommate
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bonkers swashbuckling plaza fanboi
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You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you...
Supple primrose institution
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describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face
Red dragon
  10/09/14
i have no recollection of posting in this thread
Red dragon
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Floppy Charcoal Public Bath Selfie
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OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?
overrated knife party of the first part
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?
cracking hissy fit mad cow disease
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it's a serious issue bro
overrated knife party of the first part
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(xo 2014)
pontificating marketing idea theatre
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or 2013 or 2012 ... or 2004
Cerise misunderstood mother
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a damning indictment.
Free-loading Dark Voyeur Place Of Business
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180
Effete shrine
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if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have jus...
Motley Demanding Locale
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cr. swiping overrides biology
overrated knife party of the first part
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Curious French Chef Brunch
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puce marvelous pocket flask
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Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sist...
Chrome House Sex Offender
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Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not ...
Chrome House Sex Offender
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mind-boggling shitlib
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1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)
Motley Demanding Locale
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honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kin...
Galvanic Umber Church Building
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And 10/10 xo women
Electric duck-like menage
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Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking abo...
mind-boggling shitlib
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Titcr Occam's razor bro
Electric duck-like menage
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It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery
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Iridescent vigorous lodge
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you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime ...
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exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to m...
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180 deep black woman friendly grandma
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Disgusting gay wizard
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message back "well, at least one of us is hard."
Odious mewling pit
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UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorro...
Stimulating principal's office affirmative action
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lol
beta magenta internal respiration psychic
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180
overrated knife party of the first part
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lmao
honey-headed tank degenerate
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tyft
Curious French Chef Brunch
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Lol
mind-boggling shitlib
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...
Cerebral telephone
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This is good.
soul-stirring alcoholic bawdyhouse cuckoldry
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180 billion
Motley Demanding Locale
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well. fucking. played.
wonderful mad-dog skullcap personal credit line
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very well executed, flame or not
Navy theater
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puce marvelous pocket flask
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180 this is great
sexy trailer park karate
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cordovan frisky antidepressant drug
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The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?&...
Adventurous Candlestick Maker Hairy Legs
  10/09/14
yeah, this flame fucking sucks. diaf OP
Irate center wrinkle
  10/09/14
Stfu we need this, badly.
Electric duck-like menage
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(no fun guy)
Obsidian faggot firefighter heaven
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Glassy piazza foreskin
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(Guy who needs to STFU)
big geriatric partner
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Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014
Curious French Chef Brunch
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UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a te...
Stimulating principal's office affirmative action
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LOL homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pant...
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big geriatric partner
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180 deep black woman friendly grandma
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wonderful mad-dog skullcap personal credit line
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oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?
Rose outnumbered skinny woman
  10/09/14
brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up...
Thriller bronze address
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u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and...
Red dragon
  10/09/14
I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.
soul-stirring alcoholic bawdyhouse cuckoldry
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titcr
big geriatric partner
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...
soul-stirring alcoholic bawdyhouse cuckoldry
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why is she nervous?
Curious French Chef Brunch
  10/09/14
Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.
beta magenta internal respiration psychic
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cordovan frisky antidepressant drug
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EDM sluts too YNY..
Disgusting gay wizard
  10/09/14
this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincide...
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get your phone charged, idiot you don't want a dead phone t...
Cerise misunderstood mother
  10/10/14
Looks like a double date to me.
razzle wine newt
  10/11/21
The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute?...
Stimulating principal's office affirmative action
  10/09/14
Easy neg, just say she's your sister.
beta magenta internal respiration psychic
  10/09/14
Post a pic of sis
contagious stage
  10/09/14
fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her f...
Curious French Chef Brunch
  10/09/14
nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched wi...
Rose outnumbered skinny woman
  10/09/14
yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she re...
Curious French Chef Brunch
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MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has be...
mind-boggling shitlib
  10/09/14
I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.
soul-stirring alcoholic bawdyhouse cuckoldry
  10/09/14
"MUCH more likely" tyft
Violent stead toaster
  10/11/14
well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea ...
Rose outnumbered skinny woman
  10/09/14
nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on...
Violent stead toaster
  10/11/14
box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not...
sepia whorehouse potus
  10/09/14
underrated suggestion
carnelian titillating mediation
  10/11/14
selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thre...
massive racy ratface
  10/09/14
This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.
Stirring kitchen volcanic crater
  10/09/14
There is some next level shit happening here. In this thr...
mind-boggling shitlib
  10/09/14
ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too...
Disgusting gay wizard
  10/09/14
DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWA...
dashing sanctuary yarmulke
  10/09/14
i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that...
Disgusting gay wizard
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...
Galvanic Umber Church Building
  10/10/14
...
mind-boggling shitlib
  10/09/14
...
big geriatric partner
  10/09/14
I've literally never been more excited in my life.
Electric duck-like menage
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...
laughsome cruel-hearted windowlicker
  10/09/14
...
bearded lettuce
  10/12/14
1800000000
Disturbing Wild Church
  10/09/14
I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.
overrated knife party of the first part
  10/09/14
life is hard as shit they should fuck
laughsome cruel-hearted windowlicker
  10/09/14
I really like this as just a general motto.
beta magenta internal respiration psychic
  10/09/14
...
puce marvelous pocket flask
  10/10/14
You need to fuck her right in the pussy.
overrated knife party of the first part
  10/09/14
Loling hard
soul-stirring alcoholic bawdyhouse cuckoldry
  10/09/14
Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my b...
mind-boggling shitlib
  10/09/14
homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread
Iridescent vigorous lodge
  10/11/14
can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding...
charismatic aquamarine hell reading party
  10/09/14
...
mind-boggling shitlib
  10/09/14
there's prime real estate for sale further up.
massive racy ratface
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim ...
Stimulating principal's office affirmative action
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backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz
overrated knife party of the first part
  10/09/14
fuckk me
Stimulating principal's office affirmative action
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you have to fuck her now, it's done
overrated knife party of the first part
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i know u IRL
Red dragon
  10/09/14
god's work, friend OP- dem titties
Disgusting gay wizard
  10/09/14
...
mind-boggling shitlib
  10/09/14
unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her
low-t jewess brethren
  10/09/14
*unzips pants* RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!
big geriatric partner
  10/09/14
WTF NOOOOOO
crimson organic girlfriend
  10/10/14
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again
pontificating marketing idea theatre
  10/10/14
fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!
Iridescent vigorous lodge
  10/11/14
Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall
beta magenta internal respiration psychic
  10/09/14
...
mind-boggling shitlib
  10/09/14
multiple lols from reading this thread
Navy theater
  10/09/14
discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make ...
Red dragon
  10/09/14
...
Red dragon
  10/10/14
...
Motley Demanding Locale
  10/09/14
i could see it
overrated knife party of the first part
  10/09/14
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
Maniacal histrionic stock car digit ratio
  10/09/14
BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s
Curious French Chef Brunch
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...
puce marvelous pocket flask
  10/09/14
*ZOZO
irradiated green garrison
  06/27/16
...
fear-inspiring circlehead national security agency
  10/09/14
OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.
Disgusting gay wizard
  10/09/14
The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive
federal base toilet seat
  10/10/14
gunna need to see that pic again
Brilliant den ape
  10/10/14
WTF?
honey-headed tank degenerate
  10/10/14
UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover an...
Stimulating principal's office affirmative action
  10/10/14
listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and ...
honey-headed tank degenerate
  10/10/14
...
overrated knife party of the first part
  10/10/14
120
Disturbing Wild Church
  10/10/14
post the pic again
pontificating marketing idea theatre
  10/10/14
...
soul-stirring alcoholic bawdyhouse cuckoldry
  10/10/14
Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happin...
mind-boggling shitlib
  10/10/14
...
Disgusting gay wizard
  10/10/14
Do it for yourself, do it for each other.
Electric duck-like menage
  10/10/14
Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occu...
contagious stage
  10/10/14
TY, brother. That was deep.
mind-boggling shitlib
  10/10/14
Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread
contagious stage
  10/10/14
...
mind-boggling shitlib
  10/10/14
180 thread have a great weekend bro
shimmering passionate native puppy
  10/10/14
UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, ...
Stimulating principal's office affirmative action
  10/10/14
your mom knows and she is very proud
Cerise misunderstood mother
  10/10/14
This bro. Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl ...
Self-centered sweet tailpipe
  10/10/14
...
Onyx ungodly pistol site
  10/11/14
so rong, so rite
exhilarant lemon university corn cake
  10/11/14
give in to nature, brother.
overrated knife party of the first part
  10/10/14
...
mind-boggling shitlib
  10/10/14
...
soul-stirring alcoholic bawdyhouse cuckoldry
  10/10/14
take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home....
Turquoise Milk Genital Piercing
  10/10/14
work out first, then skip the shower.
overrated knife party of the first part
  10/10/14
...
mind-boggling shitlib
  10/10/14
Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unloc...
soul-stirring alcoholic bawdyhouse cuckoldry
  10/10/14
...
mind-boggling shitlib
  10/10/14
What's for dinner?
idiotic fragrant space
  10/10/14
Jack off in the shampoo bottle
contagious stage
  10/10/14
Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it...
Supple primrose institution
  10/10/14
180
Spruce aromatic community account
  10/10/14
Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making he...
Saffron bbw nursing home
  10/10/14
This can be their Columbus Day thing.
puce marvelous pocket flask
  10/10/14
she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she...
low-t jewess brethren
  10/10/14
she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him...
Supple primrose institution
  10/10/14
...
puce marvelous pocket flask
  10/10/14
why would u go to jail bro
Curious French Chef Brunch
  10/10/14
even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.
Talented Nubile Stage Fat Ankles
  10/10/14
She can't handle how much she wants the dick. No, though,...
beta magenta internal respiration psychic
  10/10/14
wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove ...
Curious French Chef Brunch
  10/10/14
...
mind-boggling shitlib
  10/11/14
This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thre...
Curious French Chef Brunch
  10/10/14
...
puce marvelous pocket flask
  10/10/14
it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/maj...
exhilarant lemon university corn cake
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not hom...
Stimulating principal's office affirmative action
  10/11/14
*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning...
Bat-shit-crazy exciting abode
  10/11/14
Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.
canary parlour famous landscape painting
  10/11/14
And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childho...
Stimulating principal's office affirmative action
  10/11/14
omg
low-t jewess brethren
  10/11/14
wtfffff, this cannot be real
Walnut Hot Stain International Law Enforcement Agency
  10/11/14
HAHAHAHAHA
Pearl spot
  10/11/14
Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your...
fear-inspiring circlehead national security agency
  10/11/14
...
overrated knife party of the first part
  10/11/14
...
Pearl spot
  10/11/14
this isn't box but otherwise cr
Excitant ivory chapel
  10/11/14
...
puce marvelous pocket flask
  10/11/14
honored but this isn't my work
Maize casino
  10/18/14
...
copper office
  04/01/22
I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love...
self-absorbed mental disorder set
  10/11/14
oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.
Citrine Boyish Quadroon Philosopher-king
  10/11/14
...
mind-boggling shitlib
  10/11/14
...
180 deep black woman friendly grandma
  10/27/14
agreed, best thread of 2014 already
Bistre twisted love of her life
  10/11/14
Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothi...
Pearl spot
  10/11/14
Creampie pics
low-t jewess brethren
  10/11/14
...
mind-boggling shitlib
  10/11/14
Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position
Bistre twisted love of her life
  10/11/14
...
Red dragon
  10/11/14
ROFL mr wubbly u fuckin slut
wonderful mad-dog skullcap personal credit line
  10/11/14
Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful
contagious stage
  10/11/14
...
mind-boggling shitlib
  10/11/14
...
Razzle-dazzle private investor round eye
  11/21/15
ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY
mind-boggling shitlib
  10/11/14
...
Onyx ungodly pistol site
  10/11/14
...
puce marvelous pocket flask
  10/11/14
...
wonderful mad-dog skullcap personal credit line
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*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*
180 deep black woman friendly grandma
  10/27/14
lmfao
Lascivious fiercely-loyal indian lodge
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amazing
balding liquid oxygen
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Holy shit, can't stop LOLing
soul-stirring alcoholic bawdyhouse cuckoldry
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180
beta magenta internal respiration psychic
  10/11/14
...
Galvanic Umber Church Building
  10/11/14
...
puce marvelous pocket flask
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OH GOD, OH-
180 deep black woman friendly grandma
  10/27/14
OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA&qu...
Coiffed nofapping temple blood rage
  10/11/14
Not the point you turd
self-absorbed mental disorder set
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FUCKING DOOBS
Pearl spot
  10/11/14
nice work, ape detective doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at l...
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Seriously.
mind-boggling shitlib
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did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you...
Citrine Boyish Quadroon Philosopher-king
  10/11/14
...
Excitant ivory chapel
  10/11/14
180. And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.
Mahogany stag film
  10/11/14
long overdue 180 to this one
deranged razzmatazz school cafeteria filthpig
  03/28/16
...
mind-boggling shitlib
  10/11/14
...
mind-boggling shitlib
  10/11/14
...
Curious French Chef Brunch
  10/11/14
fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch ...
vermilion locus roast beef
  10/11/14
...
Erotic sinister half-breed
  10/11/14
...
Curious French Chef Brunch
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plz poast
Mint beady-eyed cumskin
  10/11/14
must need fap soon.
Erotic sinister half-breed
  10/11/14
co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS
Iridescent vigorous lodge
  10/11/14
Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them poste...
mind-boggling shitlib
  10/11/14
short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerle...
flatulent multi-colored trust fund
  10/11/14
somebody pls respond
carnelian titillating mediation
  10/11/14
For the love of god
soul-stirring alcoholic bawdyhouse cuckoldry
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...
mind-boggling shitlib
  10/11/14
lol the loving detail that went into this description, man
wonderful mad-dog skullcap personal credit line
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you're a good dood
carnelian titillating mediation
  10/11/14
I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little frea...
Stimulating principal's office affirmative action
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good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast
contagious stage
  10/11/14
180 this thread is delivering.
bipolar mexican giraffe
  10/11/14
I BELIEVE
Appetizing Bull Headed Orchestra Pit
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describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls i...
Red dragon
  10/11/14
plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again
Iridescent vigorous lodge
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1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much durin...
Electric duck-like menage
  10/11/14
...
mind-boggling shitlib
  10/11/14
THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL
soul-stirring alcoholic bawdyhouse cuckoldry
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FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY
Onyx ungodly pistol site
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...
mind-boggling shitlib
  10/11/14
lol 180
wonderful mad-dog skullcap personal credit line
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OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand...
flatulent multi-colored trust fund
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(NOT a Lannister fan)
mind-boggling shitlib
  10/11/14
...
Frozen area gaming laptop
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poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity
Electric duck-like menage
  10/11/14
please delete. Let him write the story.
Hairless point
  10/11/14
lol at people ITT believing the OP well done
pearly range azn
  10/11/14
...
mind-boggling shitlib
  10/11/14
never claimed to be a flame scholar
pearly range azn
  10/11/14
uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180
diverse market
  10/11/14
this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titilla...
Bateful dilemma
  10/11/14
(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relation...
Electric duck-like menage
  10/11/14
(evan39)
Disturbing Wild Church
  10/11/14
you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the X...
low-t jewess brethren
  10/11/14
it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme wa...
Bateful dilemma
  10/11/14
http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg
fishy spectacular coffee pot lay
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keeping it real
Hairless point
  10/11/14
...
Iridescent vigorous lodge
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cr
Domesticated dingle berry
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Amen.
Buck-toothed comical laser beams dysfunction
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lol cr
aphrodisiac roommate
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...
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...
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puce marvelous pocket flask
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...
180 deep black woman friendly grandma
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i can't see how this could end badly
carnelian titillating mediation
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...
mind-boggling shitlib
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it's fucking awesome
laughsome cruel-hearted windowlicker
  10/11/14
it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and th...
carnelian titillating mediation
  10/11/14
" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family ap...
low-t jewess brethren
  10/11/14
this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure...
carnelian titillating mediation
  10/11/14
what makes you an expert on consensual incest?
low-t jewess brethren
  10/11/14
i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature tee...
carnelian titillating mediation
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i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls ...
laughsome cruel-hearted windowlicker
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180
unholy buff multi-billionaire
  10/11/14
if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal fir...
carnelian titillating mediation
  10/11/14
...
mind-boggling shitlib
  10/11/14
Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your ...
location halford
  10/11/14
...
laughsome cruel-hearted windowlicker
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(Really gullible person)
Curious French Chef Brunch
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On the other hand....YOLO!
flatulent multi-colored trust fund
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counterpoint: they should do it
laughsome cruel-hearted windowlicker
  10/11/14
fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they shou...
carnelian titillating mediation
  10/11/14
...
mind-boggling shitlib
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We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year...
soul-stirring alcoholic bawdyhouse cuckoldry
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...
Electric duck-like menage
  10/11/14
there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i ...
Disturbing Wild Church
  10/11/14
...
mind-boggling shitlib
  10/11/14
i agree. one person is going to get their dick wet insid...
Red dragon
  10/11/14
lol
generalized bond
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underrated
Rose outnumbered skinny woman
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...
cobalt deer antler
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...
180 deep black woman friendly grandma
  10/27/14
itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters
pungent tanning salon really tough guy
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So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?
mind-boggling shitlib
  10/11/14
...
soul-stirring alcoholic bawdyhouse cuckoldry
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hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of thi...
pungent tanning salon really tough guy
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...
mind-boggling shitlib
  10/11/14
been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight
pungent tanning salon really tough guy
  10/11/14
...
180 deep black woman friendly grandma
  10/27/14
lol
son of senegal
  10/11/14
If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology
fear-inspiring circlehead national security agency
  10/11/14
Can I please have my dildo back?
insane ticket booth legend
  10/11/14
...
gas station goal in life
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180
bipolar mexican giraffe
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180
diverse market
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180
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...
Violent stead toaster
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This is how I envision this thread going down: http://youtu...
bright becky
  10/11/14
...
Rehab
  10/11/14
that was a good thread
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This link is incredibly accurate. Sister in vid is hawt.
disrespectful cruise ship jap
  10/12/14
UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and tw...
Stimulating principal's office affirmative action
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Nicely slow-played, OP.
flatulent multi-colored trust fund
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...
overrated knife party of the first part
  10/11/14
...
mind-boggling shitlib
  10/11/14
180
bipolar mexican giraffe
  10/11/14
OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend toni...
flatulent multi-colored trust fund
  10/11/14
...
mind-boggling shitlib
  10/11/14
I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is ...
flatulent multi-colored trust fund
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I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you o...
mind-boggling shitlib
  10/11/14
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&f...
sepia whorehouse potus
  10/11/14
Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her d...
field associate
  10/11/14
Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notorio...
mind-boggling shitlib
  10/11/14
u sir are the stockton to OP's malone
Electric duck-like menage
  10/11/14
...
contagious stage
  10/11/14
I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.
mind-boggling shitlib
  10/11/14
...
Curious French Chef Brunch
  10/11/14
...
180 deep black woman friendly grandma
  10/27/14
This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marr...
Curious French Chef Brunch
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This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I...
mind-boggling shitlib
  10/11/14
Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf Go on...
Curious French Chef Brunch
  10/11/14
Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider...
mind-boggling shitlib
  10/11/14
Go on...
180 deep black woman friendly grandma
  10/27/14
...
sepia whorehouse potus
  10/11/14
Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight
contagious stage
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"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trai...
bossy hall kitty cat
  10/11/14
...
contagious stage
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Brother, it was like you were actually there.
mind-boggling shitlib
  10/11/14
gotta be this commercial, amirite? http://www.youtube.com...
field associate
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Yessir.
bossy hall kitty cat
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Sister: You're my present this year Brother: Well why don...
Red dragon
  10/11/14
...
Excitant ivory chapel
  10/11/14
...
puce marvelous pocket flask
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Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.
forum legal warrant
  10/12/14
...
180 deep black woman friendly grandma
  10/27/14
...
cobalt deer antler
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...
180 deep black woman friendly grandma
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Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire ...
Curious French Chef Brunch
  10/11/14
...
mind-boggling shitlib
  10/11/14
lol incestmos
Walnut Hot Stain International Law Enforcement Agency
  10/11/14
Greatest flame thread in XO history?
Violent stead toaster
  10/11/14
...
mind-boggling shitlib
  10/11/14
Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the ti...
Curious French Chef Brunch
  10/11/14
...
mind-boggling shitlib
  10/11/14
Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history t...
Curious French Chef Brunch
  10/11/14
TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people
field associate
  10/11/14
Doesn't change what I said This is probably the first thr...
Curious French Chef Brunch
  10/11/14
the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of h...
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JFC, that was a great thread
180 deep black woman friendly grandma
  10/27/14
op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?
diverse market
  10/11/14
...
Poppy hospital
  10/11/14
How has no one reposted the pic
carmine box office
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...
Poppy hospital
  10/11/14
Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker
Curious French Chef Brunch
  10/11/14
...
overrated knife party of the first part
  10/11/14
Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for?...
Curious French Chef Brunch
  10/11/14
God fucking dammit
Cerebral telephone
  10/11/14
What the fuck - it's doobs!!
self-absorbed mental disorder set
  10/11/14
anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo...
Walnut Hot Stain International Law Enforcement Agency
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit off...
Stimulating principal's office affirmative action
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cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pa...
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lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rap...
sepia whorehouse potus
  10/11/14
Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to...
Electric duck-like menage
  10/11/14
...
mind-boggling shitlib
  10/11/14
...
Thriller bronze address
  10/11/14
Get help Doobs/Box
Sable Depressive
  10/11/14
more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this....
vermilion locus roast beef
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motherfucker give us the goddamn pic I'm a lifelong trust...
vermilion locus roast beef
  10/11/14
UPDATE: maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate ...
Stimulating principal's office affirmative action
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in on epic thread
Khaki athletic conference
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...
pontificating marketing idea theatre
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...
puce marvelous pocket flask
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contagious stage
  10/11/14
omg
Judgmental striped hyena
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...
Meetinghouse
  10/11/14
delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart ...
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seriously. the man has a family, after all.
flatulent multi-colored trust fund
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BAW GAWD
contagious stage
  10/11/14
...
puce marvelous pocket flask
  10/11/14
Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space
mind-boggling shitlib
  10/11/14
What the fuck is going on
beta magenta internal respiration psychic
  10/11/14
there's to be a fuck going on alright
Judgmental striped hyena
  10/11/14
WHAT IN THE 180
coral travel guidebook
  10/11/14
GOOD LUCK, BROTHER
school
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what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stone...
Supple primrose institution
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Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is a...
Khaki athletic conference
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By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap th...
ruby headpube
  10/11/14
...
mind-boggling shitlib
  10/11/14
fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pin...
Bat-shit-crazy exciting abode
  10/11/14
...
pungent tanning salon really tough guy
  10/11/14
Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as...
mind-boggling shitlib
  10/11/14
...
bearded lettuce
  10/12/14
thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.
Saffron bbw nursing home
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i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there...
salmon
  10/11/14
...
mind-boggling shitlib
  10/11/14
...
Violent stead toaster
  10/11/14
ungh so hard now.
Free-loading Dark Voyeur Place Of Business
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wtf
tan rigor mood
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Xo 2014: this is believable Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MI...
Rough-skinned trump supporter
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bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar ...
Bat-shit-crazy exciting abode
  10/11/14
Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a wait...
Rough-skinned trump supporter
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Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit'...
insane ticket booth legend
  10/11/14
...
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  10/11/14
...
mind-boggling shitlib
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iwanttobelieve.jpg
wonderful mad-dog skullcap personal credit line
  10/11/14
http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_...
Supple primrose institution
  10/11/14
Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally postin...
field associate
  10/11/14
was the Lucio moniker doobs?
Spruce aromatic community account
  10/11/14
That's what I thought
field associate
  10/11/14
what lucio moniker? wat poast?
Bat-shit-crazy exciting abode
  10/11/14
I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this ...
coral travel guidebook
  10/11/14
Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.
field associate
  10/11/14
...
wonderful mad-dog skullcap personal credit line
  10/11/14
The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reac...
sepia whorehouse potus
  10/11/14
Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A G...
coral travel guidebook
  10/11/14
...
mind-boggling shitlib
  10/11/14
...
Curious French Chef Brunch
  10/11/14
Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at so...
insane ticket booth legend
  10/11/14
Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy We salute you.
mind-boggling shitlib
  10/11/14
...
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  10/11/14
You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinof...
Avocado Boltzmann Old Irish Cottage
  10/11/14
CRIMINALLY underrated poast
Hateful hunting ground
  11/21/15
...
bossy hall kitty cat
  10/11/14
...
mind-boggling shitlib
  10/11/14
gtfo
Iridescent vigorous lodge
  10/12/14
...
mind-boggling shitlib
  10/11/14
To be fair, Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't ...
Police Squad
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Holy shit
self-absorbed mental disorder set
  10/11/14
?
dashing sanctuary yarmulke
  10/11/14
...
fuchsia tattoo
  10/11/14
180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end ...
tripping
  10/11/14
i think it is :(
Disturbing Wild Church
  10/11/14
If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort ...
tripping
  10/11/14
good self deprecation
Judgmental striped hyena
  10/11/14
...
fuchsia tattoo
  10/11/14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU
Sticky
  10/11/14
lol
wonderful mad-dog skullcap personal credit line
  10/12/14
180, this is a goat thread
Violent stead toaster
  10/12/14
180
doobsian preventive strike
  10/12/14
update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie...
Stimulating principal's office affirmative action
  10/11/14
120
Vivacious anal main people step-uncle's house
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Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style ...
contagious stage
  10/11/14
Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up li...
Violent stead toaster
  10/11/14
...
mind-boggling shitlib
  10/11/14
what song is playing?
Violent stead toaster
  10/11/14
Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u
Electric duck-like menage
  10/11/14
dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick...
Henna
  10/12/14
...
Pearl spot
  10/12/14
being too drunk is going to ruin this
Navy theater
  10/12/14
u need to fuck ur sister u owe us
laughsome cruel-hearted windowlicker
  10/12/14
...
vermilion locus roast beef
  12/06/14
...
Pearl spot
  10/12/14
shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular her...
Peach dopamine
  10/12/14
Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook: ht...
Snowy Hilarious Jew
  10/12/14
...
mind-boggling shitlib
  10/12/14
Holy shit holy shit
Stimulating principal's office affirmative action
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Well!?
Cerebral telephone
  10/12/14
...
Pearl spot
  10/12/14
plz respond
laughsome cruel-hearted windowlicker
  10/12/14
I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the...
cracking hissy fit mad cow disease
  10/12/14
just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.
Excitant ivory chapel
  10/12/14
Well?
Saffron bbw nursing home
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It is the clutch situation of the season. ...
mischievous keepsake machete
  10/12/14
what's it gonna be boy
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180000000
bipolar mexican giraffe
  10/12/14
??
honey-headed tank degenerate
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??? ! ???
puce marvelous pocket flask
  10/12/14
Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY ...
mind-boggling shitlib
  10/12/14
more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on th...
Learning disabled well-lubricated sandwich
  10/12/14
Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame as...
beta magenta internal respiration psychic
  10/12/14
...
mind-boggling shitlib
  10/12/14
K, ty.
beta magenta internal respiration psychic
  10/12/14
Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting cau...
mind-boggling shitlib
  10/12/14
Double post, sorry.
beta magenta internal respiration psychic
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My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also fe...
Stimulating principal's office affirmative action
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...
mind-boggling shitlib
  10/12/14
...
mind-boggling shitlib
  10/12/14
...this is getting dark
Iridescent vigorous lodge
  10/12/14
right? really didn't expect this story to get dark, given...
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  10/12/14
As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?
mind-boggling shitlib
  10/12/14
...
contagious stage
  10/12/14
...
ruby headpube
  10/12/14
She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started d...
bossy hall kitty cat
  10/12/14
please proceed. tyia
Hairless point
  10/12/14
Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story ...
Navy theater
  10/12/14
yeah, and after everyone warned him!!
carnelian titillating mediation
  10/12/14
she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180
Disturbing Wild Church
  10/12/14
please continue
cobalt deer antler
  10/12/14
"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think...
laughsome cruel-hearted windowlicker
  10/12/14
"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at th...
bossy hall kitty cat
  10/12/14
I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro
Hyperactive Alpha
  10/12/14
(Lannister Fan)
mind-boggling shitlib
  10/12/14
...
Curious French Chef Brunch
  10/12/14
go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impreg...
low-t jewess brethren
  10/12/14
...
mind-boggling shitlib
  10/12/14
link for research poirposes?
Curious French Chef Brunch
  10/12/14
UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn'...
scarlet very tactful factory reset button weed whacker
  10/12/14
(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.) ...
Stimulating principal's office affirmative action
  10/12/14
(guy taking his flame way too seriously)
scarlet very tactful factory reset button weed whacker
  10/12/14
sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today ma...
Stimulating principal's office affirmative action
  10/12/14
WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!
Bistre twisted love of her life
  10/12/14
I don't know what to think anymore
Hyperactive Alpha
  10/12/14
ty
Red dragon
  10/12/14
Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone th...
Hyperactive Alpha
  10/12/14
To get the deets on the Columbus day thing
scarlet very tactful factory reset button weed whacker
  10/12/14
And scene.
Violent stead toaster
  10/12/14
nigger
Red dragon
  10/12/14
Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.
Violent stead toaster
  10/12/14
This post is NON-CANNON
Violent stead toaster
  10/12/14
It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened
scarlet very tactful factory reset button weed whacker
  10/12/14
...
mind-boggling shitlib
  10/12/14
...
pearly range azn
  10/12/14
...
Violent stead toaster
  10/12/14
Shameful display, brother. Go write your own thread with ...
mind-boggling shitlib
  10/12/14
...
Bat-shit-crazy exciting abode
  10/12/14
real update, plz?
carnelian titillating mediation
  10/12/14
Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over ...
godawful kitty
  10/12/14
...
mind-boggling shitlib
  10/12/14
Post 600!
mind-boggling shitlib
  10/12/14
you guys realize this is all flame, right?
queen of the night
  10/12/14
they wall want to fuck their sisters tho
tan rigor mood
  10/12/14
You don't?
shivering sound barrier corner
  10/12/14
...
mind-boggling shitlib
  10/12/14
FINAL UPDATE: The reenactment was a disaster. I was hung...
Stimulating principal's office affirmative action
  10/12/14
...
bossy hall kitty cat
  10/12/14
wtf
Curious French Chef Brunch
  10/12/14
youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before bu...
pungent tanning salon really tough guy
  10/12/14
need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in ...
Curious French Chef Brunch
  10/12/14
that stupid shit screamed tbf to me
pungent tanning salon really tough guy
  10/12/14
...
Henna
  10/12/14
cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historica...
Coiffed nofapping temple blood rage
  10/12/14
also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style editL so...
pungent tanning salon really tough guy
  10/12/14
Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like...
coral travel guidebook
  10/12/14
sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the ...
pungent tanning salon really tough guy
  10/12/14
def owns dildo but he's just using pics from elsewhere
Coiffed nofapping temple blood rage
  10/12/14
this ending isn't very satisfying
low-t jewess brethren
  10/12/14
cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot o...
overrated knife party of the first part
  10/12/14
it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and...
Cerise misunderstood mother
  10/12/14
...
disrespectful cruise ship jap
  10/12/14
gross man thats ur sister
massive racy ratface
  10/12/14
did u fuck or not
Red dragon
  10/12/14
...
mind-boggling shitlib
  10/12/14
180 Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you we...
Curious French Chef Brunch
  10/12/14
...
mind-boggling shitlib
  10/12/14
120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this wa...
Avocado Boltzmann Old Irish Cottage
  10/12/14
OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to...
salmon
  10/12/14
The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. Th...
flatulent multi-colored trust fund
  10/12/14
Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in ti...
Hyperactive Alpha
  10/12/14
...
Hateful hunting ground
  11/21/15
...
Useless Brakes
  10/06/25
I like it. Good luck brother.
Violent stead toaster
  10/12/14
You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitl...
fear-inspiring circlehead national security agency
  10/12/14
This is a great guess.
puce marvelous pocket flask
  10/13/14
180, ty.
beta magenta internal respiration psychic
  10/12/14
brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for...
Sooty
  10/12/14
180
nudist cuck
  10/08/16
This conclusion has aged surprisingly well
White
  10/31/16
...
Hateful hunting ground
  10/09/18
Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or m...
Fantasy-prone costumed idea he suggested twinkling uncleanness
  10/11/21
i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man a...
Slap-happy jet feces
  10/12/14
"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world...
Rehab
  10/12/14
Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or...
coral travel guidebook
  10/12/14
love? he didn't know her your flame is equally obvious to t...
Cerise misunderstood mother
  10/12/14
titc analysis
Maize casino
  10/18/14
...
Hateful hunting ground
  10/09/18
well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl ...
Saffron bbw nursing home
  10/12/14
A+++++ i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread de...
Iridescent vigorous lodge
  10/13/14
OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johns...
bearded lettuce
  10/13/14
Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with ...
insane ticket booth legend
  10/13/14
?
bearded lettuce
  10/13/14
...
mind-boggling shitlib
  10/27/14
...
Hyperactive Alpha
  12/06/14
The total drop off of posting after the climax is really sho...
Electric duck-like menage
  12/06/14
no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. T...
Supple primrose institution
  12/06/14
...
Curious French Chef Brunch
  04/07/15
...
Rehab
  04/11/15
http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amaz...
Dog Poop
  04/22/15
...
honey-headed tank degenerate
  05/17/15
...
ocher incel
  06/04/15
Not flame.
Electric duck-like menage
  08/18/15
update?
Shaky death wish codepig
  10/06/15
...
painfully honest immigrant
  10/11/15
How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?
Hyperactive Alpha
  10/11/15
...
Judgmental striped hyena
  10/12/15
Columbus day bump.
Blue Elastic Band
  10/12/15
bump
dashing sanctuary yarmulke
  11/21/15
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
juggernaut
  11/25/15
...
Curious French Chef Brunch
  12/24/15
Much better sistr thrras
Curious French Chef Brunch
  12/27/15
...
ocher incel
  03/10/16
the beginning of the degenerate era
  03/10/16
...
Glassy piazza foreskin
  03/28/16
...
heady violet property electric furnace
  06/27/16
PotY 2014
hyperventilating indecent water buffalo
  06/27/16
...
bearded lettuce
  08/21/16
...
Silver ladyboy
  08/22/16
god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening...
Curious French Chef Brunch
  08/22/16
...
Up-to-no-good
  09/13/16
fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck
clear faggotry
  09/13/16
I;ve been here too long.
abusive
  09/13/16
this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it wa...
clear faggotry
  09/13/16
reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days wit...
Up-to-no-good
  09/13/16
...
180 deep black woman friendly grandma
  09/13/16
so who was the author, TBF?
Up-to-no-good
  09/13/16
Game of ""
Talking Black
  09/13/16
i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?
Up-to-no-good
  09/13/16
...
Zippy
  09/13/16
the author is definitely tbtp
Silver ladyboy
  09/13/16
...
painfully honest immigrant
  10/08/16
The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both ve...
arousing bespoke pozpig theater stage
  10/08/16
did they have a midget sibling, too?
Cerise misunderstood mother
  10/31/16
:-)
Mauve coldplay fan
  10/08/16
still GOAT POTUS thread
Curious French Chef Brunch
  10/31/16
The POTUS of XODUS
Mauve coldplay fan
  10/31/16
you never know what could happen on that golden day that the...
violent masturbator
  10/31/16
...
Hateful hunting ground
  10/09/18
...
disrespectful cruise ship jap
  11/21/16
...
Curious French Chef Brunch
  01/10/17
...
Offensive
  02/04/17
...
disrespectful cruise ship jap
  02/04/17
...
Mauve coldplay fan
  02/04/17
Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen
Bat shit crazy prole
  02/04/17
...
Mauve coldplay fan
  02/04/17
...
Mauve coldplay fan
  02/04/17
...
violent masturbator
  02/05/17
...
Mauve coldplay fan
  02/08/17
...
Dead maroon therapy
  06/28/17
...
chartreuse angry people who are hurt
  08/24/17
San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to In...
Milky
  09/01/17
how has this not been bumped yet today
lime gaped
  10/09/17
I can never remember the title keywords ty
Bat shit crazy prole
  10/09/17
Columbus Day BUMP
Walnut Hot Stain International Law Enforcement Agency
  10/09/17
There should be a Christmas episode of this story.
olive idiot
  12/18/17
...
twinkling turdskin
  01/06/18
Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much
ceo pervert
  01/06/18
...
Zippy
  02/06/18
...
balding liquid oxygen
  06/12/18
pre-columbus day bump
violent masturbator
  10/06/18
4 year bump
Milky
  10/09/18
Happy Columbus Day!
Splenetic Wagecucks
  10/09/18
...
ruddy infuriating fortuitous meteor
  10/17/18
...
jade rigpig
  05/19/19
...
copper office
  05/19/19
...
coral travel guidebook
  10/14/19
...
Curious French Chef Brunch
  05/05/20
...
  06/28/20
...
sickened transparent crotch
  06/29/20
...
coral travel guidebook
  07/10/20
...
bonkers swashbuckling plaza fanboi
  10/10/20
Happy early Columbus Day to you too
lilac
  10/10/20
where are we on this?
pisswyrm
  10/10/20
TITCR
aqua
  02/17/21
...
Splenetic Wagecucks
  10/08/21
...
plum haunting
  02/17/21
...
coral travel guidebook
  10/11/21
So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgu...
razzle wine newt
  10/11/21
The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the origi...
Mustard nibblets
  10/11/21
Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Colum...
Mustard nibblets
  10/11/21
...
Splenetic Wagecucks
  10/07/22
...
Cheese-eating background story
  12/02/21
...
  10/07/22
fuck we missed Columbus Day
Misanthropic Amethyst Scourge Upon The Earth
  10/07/22
Man this makes me feel old
clear faggotry
  10/07/22
Happy Columbus Day!
cuckold
  10/10/22
...
Cheese-eating background story
  10/10/22
...
mildly autistic macaca
  10/13/25
One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like ...
Cheese-eating background story
  11/23/22
...
Thriller bronze address
  05/06/23
...
confused goyim
  05/06/23
Time flies
translucent regret
  05/06/23
This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's...
Blue Elastic Band
  05/06/23
...
  10/09/23
best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem ...
Misanthropic Amethyst Scourge Upon The Earth
  10/09/23
...
heady violet property electric furnace
  10/06/25
My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sis...
drunken
  10/09/23
...
violent masturbator
  10/10/23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI
Smoky clown
  10/20/23
...
violent masturbator
  10/20/23
...
Mauve coldplay fan
  10/20/23
DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME
soggy sneaky criminal
  10/20/23
...
Cheese-eating background story
  10/20/23
...
Splenetic Wagecucks
  10/20/23
...
Aggressive arrogant hominid
  10/13/24
I was thinking about this thread earlier today
chest-beating gunner
  10/13/24
I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO :/
Stimulating principal's office affirmative action
  10/13/24
good work, i remember this thread
Thriller bronze address
  10/13/24
Almost that time of year again ⛵️
Useless Brakes
  10/06/25
This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus...
Mustard nibblets
  10/13/25
...
Catalina Smiles
  12/23/25


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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: Stimulating principal's office affirmative action

before I could message her "Haha" or something, she wrote "i knew it, me too"

Im supposed to come home this weekend for this Columbus day thing my parents do. I dont know how to approach this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26485946)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: beta magenta internal respiration psychic



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: diverse market



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Disgusting gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26485985)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Startling gay business firm nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26485989)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Garnet glittery messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Concupiscible grizzly indirect expression



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Stimulating principal's office affirmative action

its cliche to say "not flame" but its not.

I was using the Tools for Tinder app last night in order to check out girls in my hometown before I leave for there tomorrow. Hoping to arrange some pussy for an otherwise long boring weekend in the burbs.

Sure as shit, there she is. I figured Id swipe right, she wouldnt see it until I was there in town (in her local tinder pool) and then Id message "Haha, stop being a slut" or something stupid.

But we matched like a moment later, as if she had already swiped me right. And while I was puzzling over that I got her message.

conflicted and sort of ashamed here bro

xo flame aside, im embarrassed how much this turns me on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486020)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: diverse market

HOW much younger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486042)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Stimulating principal's office affirmative action

11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the oldest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486075)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486140)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: Stimulating principal's office affirmative action

Im 28 bro.

When I left home she was in the 2nd grade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: hairraiser state

Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: magical bearded double fault



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:28 PM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Garnet glittery messiness

send her a dick pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486043)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: magical bearded double fault



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: wonderful mad-dog skullcap personal credit line

she's flaming u back u autistic wizard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486452)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:55 PM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: arousing bespoke pozpig theater stage

fuck her, and society, right in the ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31586932)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: hairraiser state



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Curious French Chef Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486352)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:09 PM
Author: cordovan frisky antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486654)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:45 PM
Author: 180 deep black woman friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487209)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: honey-headed tank degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487269)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Electric duck-like menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487676)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:34 PM
Author: flushed insecure home



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: Violent stead toaster



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: purple senate gaping



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: Maize casino

laughing so hard at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26544107)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Red dragon

what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31586902)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: heady violet property electric furnace

https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z

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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:43 PM
Author: Awkward swollen resort



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: 180 deep black woman friendly grandma



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: low-t jewess brethren

Depends. How attractive is she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26485987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: tantric dun haunted graveyard

not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread.

Sophie the giraffe. Nigger, better luck next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498484)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: overrated knife party of the first part

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: tantric dun haunted graveyard

imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498511)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 12:21 PM
Author: at-the-ready indigo library boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26596047)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 10:56 AM
Author: Provocative Autistic National

bump for columbus day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#28910132)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: disrespectful cruise ship jap

At Christmas

http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#29451893)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: Cyan station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#32548874)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: Trip pea-brained boiling water

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26485991)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Vivacious anal main people step-uncle's house

Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486011)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486029)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: diverse market

brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone in this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486045)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: 180 deep black woman friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487216)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:35 AM
Author: puce marvelous pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26490057)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: contagious stage

He speaks for all of us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486218)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: Chrome House Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: hairraiser state

Sounds like Festivus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486074)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: Lascivious fiercely-loyal indian lodge

Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition

not to mention Columbus Day morning when you're a kid. so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: flatulent multi-colored trust fund

Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather than indicating that she wanted to fuck you, "knew it, me too" meant "Ha, you use tinder to get ass just like I do!"?

EDIT: Tempted to delete this poast because it was made just a few minutes after the thread was created and long before the greatness of the thread was established. But I will leave it intact for posterity and an accurate historical record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486168)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Stimulating principal's office affirmative action

yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interpretation. the main point is that I cannot believe how aroused i became wondering if there was another way to read it... and wondering and wondering if I should respond with subtle provocation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486174)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486184)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Self-centered sweet tailpipe

lolol.

Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day celebration when his lil sis slices his arm for coming from behind and aggressively rubbing her pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486177)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:33 PM
Author: wonderful mad-dog skullcap personal credit line

cr

try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped topping?" or "it's xmas, should we go ahead and light ur yule log?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486465)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: vibrant jet-lagged crackhouse patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487207)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Galvanic Umber Church Building

could send her a "rate this line" and then send the lick message. see how she responds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486217)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: shivering sound barrier corner

Shrewd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486267)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486292)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: Self-centered sweet tailpipe

Twist: She already sent him the lick message.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486312)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: wonderful mad-dog skullcap personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486470)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: deranged razzmatazz school cafeteria filthpig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486222)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:08 PM
Author: ruddy infuriating fortuitous meteor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Curious French Chef Brunch

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486350)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: cordovan frisky antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: Curious French Chef Brunch

what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you would b eon tinder???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486374)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Curious French Chef Brunch

how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying around for him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486648)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486859)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: diverse market

"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486868)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486882)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:41 PM
Author: Galvanic Umber Church Building

seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486513)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:10 PM
Author: Curious French Chef Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486657)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: beta magenta internal respiration psychic

How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:35 PM
Author: wonderful mad-dog skullcap personal credit line

second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty santa maria costume is ignored, y?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486480)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:53 PM
Author: overrated knife party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486572)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle private investor round eye

No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486829)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:34 PM
Author: high-end topaz parlor doctorate

wildly underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489396)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: aphrodisiac roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26870990)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: bonkers swashbuckling plaza fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#41084605)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: Supple primrose institution

You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you can judge her intents by what she sends you (and by good post them for us to help you judge).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486670)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:17 PM
Author: Red dragon

describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486699)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:41 AM
Author: Red dragon

i have no recollection of posting in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31586916)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: Floppy Charcoal Public Bath Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31768001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: overrated knife party of the first part

OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486811)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: cracking hissy fit mad cow disease

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489124)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: overrated knife party of the first part

it's a serious issue bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:41 PM
Author: pontificating marketing idea theatre

(xo 2014)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486824)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Cerise misunderstood mother

or 2013

or 2012

...

or 2004

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486869)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Free-loading Dark Voyeur Place Of Business

a damning indictment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500280)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: Effete shrine

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26486887)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: Motley Demanding Locale

if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have just texted or emailed him about it. the fact is that she swiped right, and acknowledged the mutual swipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487106)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: overrated knife party of the first part

cr. swiping overrides biology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487109)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Curious French Chef Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487131)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:25 PM
Author: puce marvelous pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: Chrome House Sex Offender

Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sisters do not want to fuck their brothers. If you are of that 90%, you would think pretending to want to fuck your brother is hilarious because it isn't in the realm of possibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487115)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487130)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: Chrome House Sex Offender

Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not want to fuck) and thought it was funny that she was looking for dudes on Tinder so you swipe right to let her know that you know she is on Tinder.

Then you send her a funny text message in case she doesn't check Tinder and you want her to know you saw her.

Now, what don't you get?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487266)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: Motley Demanding Locale

1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487243)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487272)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487283)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Galvanic Umber Church Building

honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kinky shit going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:14 PM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487705)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:39 PM
Author: Electric duck-like menage

And 10/10 xo women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26492431)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:34 PM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib

Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking about it before she sure as shit is now...

...and she is NOT repulsed. Which only leaves one other possibility...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487120)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Electric duck-like menage

Titcr Occam's razor bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487127)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib

It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487139)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:48 AM
Author: Iridescent vigorous lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Disgusting gay wizard

you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime GSA territory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487137)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: Disgusting gay wizard

exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to mate as homogeneously as possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487167)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487204)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: 180 deep black woman friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487226)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:56 PM
Author: Disgusting gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487257)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: Odious mewling pit

message back "well, at least one of us is hard."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487147)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Stimulating principal's office affirmative action

UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorrow, packing tonight, and wanted to know if there's anything I should bring from the city.

At the end of the call she was like, "I think [your sister] wants to talk to you...." I heard her set down the phone and call my little sister over, then there were sounds like my sister was whispering "no! no!" and running off, then my mom was like, "welp guess not".

This is getting awkward as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487321)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: beta magenta internal respiration psychic

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487332)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: overrated knife party of the first part

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487334)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: honey-headed tank degenerate

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:23 PM
Author: Curious French Chef Brunch

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487379)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:26 PM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487397)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Cerebral telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487709)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: soul-stirring alcoholic bawdyhouse cuckoldry

This is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487762)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Motley Demanding Locale

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487767)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: wonderful mad-dog skullcap personal credit line

well. fucking. played.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488450)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: Navy theater

very well executed, flame or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488987)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: puce marvelous pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489326)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:23 PM
Author: sexy trailer park karate

180 this is great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26495347)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: cordovan frisky antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Adventurous Candlestick Maker Hairy Legs

The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487322)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: Irate center wrinkle

yeah, this flame fucking sucks.

diaf OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Electric duck-like menage

Stfu we need this, badly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487419)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Obsidian faggot firefighter heaven

(no fun guy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487680)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: Glassy piazza foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#36187371)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: big geriatric partner

(Guy who needs to STFU)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489501)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Curious French Chef Brunch

Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26487417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:15 PM
Author: Stimulating principal's office affirmative action

UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a text from my little sister's little HS friend asking me to go with them to some show that my sister is supposedly "nervous" about.

http://i.imgur.com/tk0SXPQ.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488015)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:18 PM
Author: dashing sanctuary yarmulke

LOL

homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pants around ankles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488378)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: big geriatric partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489504)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: 180 deep black woman friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26597194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: wonderful mad-dog skullcap personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488455)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:23 PM
Author: Rose outnumbered skinny woman

oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488091)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: Thriller bronze address

brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:31 PM
Author: Red dragon

u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and extra wet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: soul-stirring alcoholic bawdyhouse cuckoldry

I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488157)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: big geriatric partner

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489507)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: soul-stirring alcoholic bawdyhouse cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488151)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Curious French Chef Brunch

why is she nervous?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488159)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: beta magenta internal respiration psychic

Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488269)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: cordovan frisky antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496366)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: Disgusting gay wizard

EDM sluts too YNY..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: pungent tanning salon really tough guy

this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincidence!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488741)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: Cerise misunderstood mother

get your phone charged, idiot

you don't want a dead phone to kill this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26492507)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: razzle wine newt

Looks like a double date to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#43254482)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: Stimulating principal's office affirmative action

The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute? lol"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488201)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: beta magenta internal respiration psychic

Easy neg, just say she's your sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: contagious stage

Post a pic of sis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488282)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:31 PM
Author: Curious French Chef Brunch

fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her friend that she has a crush on her brother :( it's too early to give out that info and she would keep it sekret

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489387)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: Rose outnumbered skinny woman

nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched with her older brother on tinder, leading to the friend's question to OP. this would also be consistent with little sister matching with him as a joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:21 PM
Author: Curious French Chef Brunch

yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she really did think of it as a joke and wasnt interested in him in that way. if she were shed be too embarrassed/sh to do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489665)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:27 PM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib

MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has been thinking about this topic and NO OTHER since the Tinder exchange.

She probably sold it as a half joke and the friend proposed they invite him out. Now she is excited but trying to keep her friend from finding out the entire truth.

Easily the most rational explanation.

What exactly are you driving at, brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: soul-stirring alcoholic bawdyhouse cuckoldry

I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: Violent stead toaster

"MUCH more likely"

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499062)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:55 PM
Author: Rose outnumbered skinny woman

well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea is FIRMLY planted in her head now...she could also have acted like it was a joke to her friend to gauge her reaction and feel out the situation. I think homeless is on the right track here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489861)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: Violent stead toaster

nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on the next level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499058)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:46 PM
Author: sepia whorehouse potus

box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not weird then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488250)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 PM
Author: carnelian titillating mediation

underrated suggestion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497893)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: massive racy ratface

selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488370)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: Stirring kitchen volcanic crater

This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488383)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:08 PM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib

There is some next level shit happening here.

In this thread, even you and I can be united around a good cause.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488392)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: Disgusting gay wizard

ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488399)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:12 PM
Author: dashing sanctuary yarmulke

DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWAG at 3am on Saturday night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488412)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: Disgusting gay wizard

i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that nowag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488426)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:19 AM
Author: Galvanic Umber Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26491274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488475)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: big geriatric partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489555)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:26 PM
Author: Electric duck-like menage

I've literally never been more excited in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488502)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: laughsome cruel-hearted windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 PM
Author: bearded lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502997)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:31 PM
Author: Disturbing Wild Church

1800000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488541)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: overrated knife party of the first part

I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488557)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: laughsome cruel-hearted windowlicker

life is hard as shit they should fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488570)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: beta magenta internal respiration psychic

I really like this as just a general motto.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488580)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:07 PM
Author: puce marvelous pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26495578)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: overrated knife party of the first part

You need to fuck her right in the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488701)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:49 PM
Author: soul-stirring alcoholic bawdyhouse cuckoldry

Loling hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489838)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib

Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my basement while my wife is sleeping.

I make no apologies, either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488712)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:53 AM
Author: Iridescent vigorous lodge

homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: charismatic aquamarine hell reading party

can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding me. maybe feed your baby sis and her friend some LABATTs b4 the EDM show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488747)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:06 PM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488761)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: massive racy ratface

there's prime real estate for sale further up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488837)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:13 PM
Author: Stimulating principal's office affirmative action

UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim Beam beacuase I don't know what the fuck to do here brothers.... what the fuck.... why am i so turned on by this. in sure she is meaning this innocently. fuck me

Here is her tinder, but in sure that when i sober up i am going too take this link down



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488806)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: overrated knife party of the first part

backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488817)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: Stimulating principal's office affirmative action

fuckk me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488825)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: overrated knife party of the first part

you have to fuck her now, it's done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488831)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: Red dragon

i know u IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488979)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: Disgusting gay wizard

god's work, friend

OP- dem titties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488988)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:56 PM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489114)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: low-t jewess brethren

unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: big geriatric partner

*unzips pants*

RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489565)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: crimson organic girlfriend

WTF NOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26491508)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:14 AM
Author: pontificating marketing idea theatre

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26491543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:54 AM
Author: Iridescent vigorous lodge

fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497524)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: beta magenta internal respiration psychic

Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26488822)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:21 PM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489289)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: Navy theater

multiple lols from reading this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489033)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: Red dragon

discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make sure u really get all up in that 17 year old asshold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489069)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Red dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26490008)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: Motley Demanding Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489185)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: overrated knife party of the first part

i could see it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489211)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:58 PM
Author: Maniacal histrionic stock car digit ratio

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489544)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: Curious French Chef Brunch

BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489295)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: puce marvelous pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489569)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 8:00 PM
Author: irradiated green garrison

*ZOZO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#30804700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:46 PM
Author: fear-inspiring circlehead national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489820)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Disgusting gay wizard

OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: federal base toilet seat

The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26489991)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: Brilliant den ape

gunna need to see that pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26490004)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:30 AM
Author: honey-headed tank degenerate

WTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26491121)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:33 AM
Author: Stimulating principal's office affirmative action

UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover and the FEAR. It took about 90 seconds to remember I had spent the night jerking off to thoughts about my sister, posting her picture on XO, and MAKING A FUCKING DATE WITH HER FOR SATURDAY NIGHT.

Ive had some lows, brothers, but this is really bad

I'm supposed to show up at my parents around 5. Thinking I may just cancel on this whole columbus day thing. crawl in bed and die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26491617)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:38 AM
Author: honey-headed tank degenerate

listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and draft some good flame for tomorrow night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26491646)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:40 AM
Author: overrated knife party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26491657)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: Disturbing Wild Church

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26491648)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:42 AM
Author: pontificating marketing idea theatre

post the pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26491664)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:03 PM
Author: soul-stirring alcoholic bawdyhouse cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26494388)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:52 AM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib

Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happiness.

Don't constrain yourself with artificial morals. All of XO is behind you so clearly a large group of people see absolutely nothing wrong with 2 people fulfilling fantasies

You've come this far... See where it goes.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26491732)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:51 PM
Author: Disgusting gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26492491)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Electric duck-like menage

Do it for yourself, do it for each other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26492767)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: contagious stage

Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occur and the atoms that made up the load on your sister will be just another casualty of entropy, forever floating still through the dark reaches of infinite time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26492831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib

TY, brother. That was deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26493192)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 3:02 PM
Author: contagious stage

Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26493438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:59 PM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26494371)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:58 PM
Author: shimmering passionate native puppy

180 thread have a great weekend bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26493421)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:34 PM
Author: Stimulating principal's office affirmative action

UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, except now perverted and shame-ridden as hell.

When I was lounging about the kitchen my mom asked, "Were you teasing [your sister] or something?"

I stuttered and probably turned red. "Why?"

"Because she was so nervous to see you. When she found out you were coming home tonight," [the original plan was for me to arrive tomorrow], "she got all frantic. He's coming home tonight?" She went out with Julie.

I sort of shrugged and died inside.

So, anyway, she's not around. I've walked past her bedroom door like five times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26494278)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: Cerise misunderstood mother

your mom knows

and she is very proud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26494284)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Self-centered sweet tailpipe

This bro.

Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl gone movie.

*dad interrupts* dad: I think it is gone girl.

Mom: oh yea, Gone girl. Either way, you amd your sister have a nice time. There is casserole in the oven, some salad in the fridge and some lube, condoms and anal beads under the kitchen sink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26494509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Onyx ungodly pistol site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: exhilarant lemon university corn cake

so rong, so rite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500303)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: overrated knife party of the first part

give in to nature, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26494285)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:44 PM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26494318)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: soul-stirring alcoholic bawdyhouse cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26494397)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Turquoise Milk Genital Piercing

take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26494432)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: overrated knife party of the first part

work out first, then skip the shower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26494435)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26494438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: soul-stirring alcoholic bawdyhouse cuckoldry

Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unlocked, call for sister to bring him towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26494507)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:41 PM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26494587)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:23 PM
Author: idiotic fragrant space

What's for dinner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26494485)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: contagious stage

Jack off in the shampoo bottle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26494861)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: Supple primrose institution

Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it is clear your sister cannot handle this - there is no way if you bang her she is going to keep it under wraps, and then your parents will know and disown you and you might even go to jail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26495321)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: Spruce aromatic community account

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26495335)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: Saffron bbw nursing home

Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making her crazy. The only way to cure a woman's sexual hysterics are to fuck it out of them. Tension gone, problem solved, at least until next Columbus Day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26495337)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: puce marvelous pocket flask

This can be their Columbus Day thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26495592)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: low-t jewess brethren

she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she keep it under wraps to protect him? FUCK YOU for trying to ruin this perfect relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26495341)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: Supple primrose institution

she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him about it

she's acting weird as shit in front of their mom so that their mom is ALREADY asking questions

honestly, it sounds more like he swiped left on his 13 yo sister than 17 - I would have thought a 17 yo girl would be a little cooler about the whole thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26495430)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: puce marvelous pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26495589)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Curious French Chef Brunch

why would u go to jail bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26495433)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: Talented Nubile Stage Fat Ankles

even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26495456)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: beta magenta internal respiration psychic

She can't handle how much she wants the dick.

No, though, this is credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26495448)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: Curious French Chef Brunch

wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove u both wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26495512)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:39 AM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496843)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: Curious French Chef Brunch

This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thread if op plays it right. Op PLEASE don't ruin the flame by blowing out too early or making it too unrealistic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26495568)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: puce marvelous pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26495591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: exhilarant lemon university corn cake

it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/major flame disruptions at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:05 AM
Author: Stimulating principal's office affirmative action

UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not home, and Im stting in my childhood bedroom, surrounded by Eminem posters, drinking my dad's Chivas, when I got these text messages

http://imgur.com/4NSihYS

Mr. Wubbly is some stupid red elephant that I got for her when she was like 13

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496289)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy exciting abode

*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning her cunnus*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496310)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: canary parlour famous landscape painting

Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497849)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Stimulating principal's office affirmative action

And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childhood home, I go into her room and find the elephant.

Brothers this is not a joke and this is not flame. Im losing my shit. I dont know what to do

http://imgur.com/lSaGWoB

http://imgur.com/Fnoqdjc

http://imgur.com/JssgoKC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:09 AM
Author: low-t jewess brethren

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496318)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:10 AM
Author: Walnut Hot Stain International Law Enforcement Agency

wtfffff, this cannot be real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496320)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 AM
Author: Pearl spot

HAHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496328)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: fear-inspiring circlehead national security agency

Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496345)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: overrated knife party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496352)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Pearl spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496359)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: Excitant ivory chapel

this isn't box but otherwise cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: puce marvelous pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500279)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: Maize casino

honored but this isn't my work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26544177)



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Date: April 1st, 2022 9:29 PM
Author: copper office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#44262399)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: self-absorbed mental disorder set

I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love this man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496368)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: Citrine Boyish Quadroon Philosopher-king

oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:35 AM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496834)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: 180 deep black woman friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26597571)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Bistre twisted love of her life

agreed, best thread of 2014 already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496380)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Pearl spot

Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothing else ITT will compare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496387)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: low-t jewess brethren

Creampie pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 AM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Bistre twisted love of her life

Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496389)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: Red dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496396)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: wonderful mad-dog skullcap personal credit line

ROFL

mr wubbly u fuckin slut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496403)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: contagious stage

Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496405)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:04 PM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498779)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle private investor round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#29224039)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:31 AM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib

ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496820)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Onyx ungodly pistol site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498388)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: puce marvelous pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500288)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:57 PM
Author: wonderful mad-dog skullcap personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500336)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: 180 deep black woman friendly grandma

*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26597573)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: Lascivious fiercely-loyal indian lodge

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497644)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: balding liquid oxygen

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498221)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: soul-stirring alcoholic bawdyhouse cuckoldry

Holy shit, can't stop LOLing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498308)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: beta magenta internal respiration psychic

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498537)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: Galvanic Umber Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498899)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: puce marvelous pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500285)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: 180 deep black woman friendly grandma

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26597570)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:36 AM
Author: Coiffed nofapping temple blood rage

OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1935149&mc=3&forum_id=2

So this is almost assuredly a Doobs alt.

But perhaps it is Box given unusual interest in her pics: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924060&forum_id=2#20463924

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1919876&forum_id=2#20426381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496417)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: self-absorbed mental disorder set

Not the point you turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496425)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:39 AM
Author: Pearl spot

FUCKING DOOBS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496428)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:42 AM
Author: wonderful mad-dog skullcap personal credit line

nice work, ape detective

doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at least your aren't pretending to be a woman... this time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496433)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib

Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496829)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:47 AM
Author: Citrine Boyish Quadroon Philosopher-king

did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you think they sucked? me, too. for the hundreds of millions of dollars lucas shat into those movies, he failed to entertain me for one single second. waste of everyone's time and money.

now here is the op who, with merely a few beanie babies, a dildo, and an iphone, conjures up giddy feelings in my heart and elsewhere, the likes of which i have not experienced in years of my desiccated life. look at the excitement stirred in the hearts of your fellow posters. and you want to call him out for flaming? seriously?

don't be that guy who stands up at wrestlemania telling everyone it's fake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496456)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:51 AM
Author: Excitant ivory chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496469)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:20 AM
Author: Mahogany stag film

180.

And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496578)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: deranged razzmatazz school cafeteria filthpig

long overdue 180 to this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#30156643)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:32 AM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496823)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 AM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 AM
Author: Curious French Chef Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496986)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:20 AM
Author: vermilion locus roast beef

fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch

imgur that shit now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: Erotic sinister half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 AM
Author: Curious French Chef Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26496980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 AM
Author: Mint beady-eyed cumskin

plz poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497016)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: Erotic sinister half-breed

must need fap soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497019)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:59 AM
Author: Iridescent vigorous lodge

co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497528)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib

Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them posted.

This is his sister, after all.

Trust me, though, she was exactly what you would picture as a hot little sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497569)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: flatulent multi-colored trust fund

short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerleader type little sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497579)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: carnelian titillating mediation

somebody pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: soul-stirring alcoholic bawdyhouse cuckoldry

For the love of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498321)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498565)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: wonderful mad-dog skullcap personal credit line

lol

the loving detail that went into this description, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499449)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:29 PM
Author: carnelian titillating mediation

you're a good dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499554)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 AM
Author: Stimulating principal's office affirmative action

I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little freaked out by everything that's happening and XO has always been a release for me. Before this week Ive never really posted autobiographical stuff.

But if you really need to know, I am (not doobs). I have posted flame before in the past -- who hasn't? Isnt that what you do on XO? Yes I did post the female ADA thread once. I was looking for specific career advice, was new to xo, so I changed my moniker and changed easy to identify details about my career. I had no idea at the time that so few women post here it would be immediately obvious. Look, I wasnt posting about sex for godsake it was a CLE thread, basically.

And no Im not Box.

I mostly post stuff about college football or being infuriated with shitlibbery. Posted a lot about Zimmerman and the world cup, etc. I invented the (*)(o) meme for Julia and most of the "nipples" threads are mine.

What I really am is sort of freaking out about these last few days and how to handle this situation. I have a fucking DATE with my 17yo sister tonight, who evidently has sex toys. It may have been a mistake to share all this on XO but you guys are my brothers. Please don't post her face picture, if you saved it.

My plan for today is to watch Everett Golson avoid a trap game, drink huge amounts of alcohol, and keep my mind off of recent events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497431)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:50 AM
Author: contagious stage

good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497438)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:51 AM
Author: bipolar mexican giraffe

180 this thread is delivering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:40 AM
Author: Appetizing Bull Headed Orchestra Pit

I BELIEVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497503)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:45 AM
Author: Red dragon

describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls into her 17 year old pussy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497516)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 AM
Author: Iridescent vigorous lodge

plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497530)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:06 AM
Author: Electric duck-like menage

1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much during the day that you won't be on top of your game tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497534)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:29 AM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: soul-stirring alcoholic bawdyhouse cuckoldry

THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498331)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Onyx ungodly pistol site

FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498430)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498913)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:01 PM
Author: wonderful mad-dog skullcap personal credit line

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499453)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 AM
Author: flatulent multi-colored trust fund

OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand it to his sis and say "You never know when you might need this just to be safe." Then monitor reaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:30 AM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib

(NOT a Lannister fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497553)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:18 AM
Author: Frozen area gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497700)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:50 AM
Author: Electric duck-like menage

poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497582)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 AM
Author: Hairless point

please delete. Let him write the story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497622)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:53 AM
Author: pearly range azn

lol at people ITT believing the OP

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497593)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497728)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:35 AM
Author: pearly range azn

never claimed to be a flame scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497740)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:54 AM
Author: diverse market

uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497597)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 AM
Author: Bateful dilemma

this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titillated the rest of you are ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497652)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:11 AM
Author: Electric duck-like menage

(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relationship with his teenage sister)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497663)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Disturbing Wild Church

(evan39)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497667)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: low-t jewess brethren

you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the XO culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:22 AM
Author: Bateful dilemma

it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme was kooky but more fantastical because nobody on this board is old enough to have a hot daughter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497713)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: fishy spectacular coffee pot lay

http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497668)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: Hairless point

keeping it real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:16 AM
Author: Iridescent vigorous lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 AM
Author: Domesticated dingle berry

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497706)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: Buck-toothed comical laser beams dysfunction

Amen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498325)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: aphrodisiac roommate

lol cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498476)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:56 PM
Author: Violent stead toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499065)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: wonderful mad-dog skullcap personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: puce marvelous pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500290)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: 180 deep black woman friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26597591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: carnelian titillating mediation

i can't see how this could end badly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497721)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497726)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: laughsome cruel-hearted windowlicker

it's fucking awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497737)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:39 AM
Author: carnelian titillating mediation

it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and there might be two really confused lonely people out there whose lives have been irrevocably altered, and who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497757)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:48 AM
Author: low-t jewess brethren

" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts"

you aren't looking at the other side of this. what if this ends up bringing them closer together than ever before? sharing an intimate experience like this could take their sibling bond to an entirely new level.

stop focusing just on the risks if mom and dad find out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497797)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:52 AM
Author: carnelian titillating mediation

this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure in front of her mother. there is no way she can fuck her brother without it affecting her in such a way that her mom and/or best friend realize something is different.

i think it would be hawt to hear about them getting it on, but if not flame, this is going to be very damaging to their family. it's already awkward. dude should have stayed home and texted his sister that he swiped just to give her shit for being on tinder when she's not 18 or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497811)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: low-t jewess brethren

what makes you an expert on consensual incest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497837)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:00 PM
Author: carnelian titillating mediation

i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature teenage girl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497845)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: laughsome cruel-hearted windowlicker

i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls have really sick depraved minds and this is clearly something she's fantasized about for a long time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497858)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:16 PM
Author: unholy buff multi-billionaire

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 PM
Author: carnelian titillating mediation

if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal first. you know, as a test to see how serious she is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497915)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author:  location halford

Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your teenage sexual escapades

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498248)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: laughsome cruel-hearted windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498525)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: Curious French Chef Brunch

(Really gullible person)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497839)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: flatulent multi-colored trust fund

On the other hand....YOLO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497848)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: laughsome cruel-hearted windowlicker

counterpoint: they should do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497854)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: carnelian titillating mediation

fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they should blame their parents for having them so far apart. that's really what caused all this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497860)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: soul-stirring alcoholic bawdyhouse cuckoldry

We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year. What's your point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: Electric duck-like menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498967)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: Disturbing Wild Church

there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i can see

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497745)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26497936)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: Red dragon

i agree.

one person is going to get their dick wet inside 17 year old sister-pussy. the other person is going to get her young snatch pounded and a life will begin growing inside of her.

the baby?

ALBERT FUCKING EINSTEIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498296)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author:  generalized bond

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498311)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: Rose outnumbered skinny woman

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499834)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:30 PM
Author: cobalt deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503001)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: 180 deep black woman friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26597595)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: pungent tanning salon really tough guy

itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498397)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:04 PM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib

So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498496)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: soul-stirring alcoholic bawdyhouse cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: pungent tanning salon really tough guy

hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of this story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498716)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498807)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: pungent tanning salon really tough guy

been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499051)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: 180 deep black woman friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26597598)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author:  son of senegal

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: fear-inspiring circlehead national security agency

If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498514)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: insane ticket booth legend

Can I please have my dildo back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:18 PM
Author:  gas station goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498578)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: bipolar mexican giraffe

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498661)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: diverse market

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: wonderful mad-dog skullcap personal credit line

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499459)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Violent stead toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:38 PM
Author: bright becky

This is how I envision this thread going down:

http://youtu.be/khlbF2PTsr4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author:  Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: wonderful mad-dog skullcap personal credit line

that was a good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:47 AM
Author: disrespectful cruise ship jap

This link is incredibly accurate.

Sister in vid is hawt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502266)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: Stimulating principal's office affirmative action

UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and two of the neighbors. Drinking beer, ignoring my mother who is going crazy getting the house ready for the party tomorrow.

My little sister came in like 20 minutes ago. I hadnt seen her since this whole thing started and basically was frozen on the couch, trying to pretend like everything was normal. She plopped down on the carpet and watched like 10 minutes of football, interrupting every twenty seconds to criticize the cheerleaders. "You guys think those girls are pretty? Look at that one. Oh my god these girls are terrible," etc. until my father was like "[Daughter], we're trying to watch the game!"

She rolled over. It's hard to describe, she rolled so she was like under me on the couch. My feet were on her shoulders and in order to look up at me she basically had to look up past my crotch.

"Know what you're wearing tonight?" she asked me.

I was like, yeah about that, I kinda wanna watch this Texas A&M game, not sure I can make it, etc.

She grabbed my calf and was like No you promised, after what I showed you no backing out, Im going to go pick out your outfit.

And she ran off upstairs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498881)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:23 PM
Author: flatulent multi-colored trust fund

Nicely slow-played, OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498888)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: overrated knife party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498900)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 PM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498934)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: bipolar mexican giraffe

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498939)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: flatulent multi-colored trust fund

OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend tonight. The sexual tension of the entire situation is going to be so high that the friend will be DTF fo sho. Does the OP pass up on easy 17 year old poon in the pursuit of the forbidden fruit?

Another x-factor: pursuing the friend may actually be the best way to get with the sis. a kinky threesome may make it less awkward for the first forbidden encounter. On the other hand, it may kill all hope if the sis gets her feelings hurt. Tough call.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498993)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499009)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: flatulent multi-colored trust fund

I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is you just get with the friend. But reasonable people could disagree on that tactic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499025)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib

I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you only have 1 SHOT at your teen sister.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499041)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:08 PM
Author: sepia whorehouse potus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488250)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499133)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author:  field associate

Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her dildo to being all like "oh are we going out?"

Gotta give the man credit for getting 500 poasts out of this, though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498943)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:36 PM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib

Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notoriously capricious and that dildo post occurred when she was out with her friends at night and likely drinking.

Was probably a bit embarrassed about it the next day but had now spent several nights masturbating to this fantasy furiously and so has resolved herself to pursue.

Me: ironclad logic

You: not understanding teen girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498954)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: Electric duck-like menage

u sir are the stockton to OP's malone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498964)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:39 PM
Author: contagious stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498972)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib

I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499028)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: Curious French Chef Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499030)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: 180 deep black woman friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26597618)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: Curious French Chef Brunch

This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marriage has made you a true scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib

This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I have pondered such scenarios...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499002)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: Curious French Chef Brunch

Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499021)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib

Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider various scholarly scenarios

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499033)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: 180 deep black woman friendly grandma

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26597620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: sepia whorehouse potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: contagious stage

Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26498944)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author:  bossy hall kitty cat

"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trails off. He looks uncertain, unsure. You haven't seen him like this except when once, you were very young and you were wondering whether the dog you guys owned at the time would make it another night, or if it was time to get on that last car ride to the vet.

"Yeah, Dad?" You keep your eyes locked on the television, as though the CapitalOne commercial on was somehow engaging.

"Going out with [sister] tonight, huh?" His words are deliberate, but he's trying to sound jaunty.

"Yeah-yeah, I think so. She really wants me to come with-I mean, go with her tonight." Your laugh is forced.

"Well, uh..." There's that look again. "I hope you have a good time."

"Yeah."

The two of you turn to the TV, as the credit card ad ends and a Folger's commercial begins.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499013)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: contagious stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499040)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib

Brother, it was like you were actually there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499061)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:03 PM
Author:  field associate

gotta be this commercial, amirite?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Ir6CzxKl4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499103)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author:  bossy hall kitty cat

Yessir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: Red dragon

Sister: You're my present this year

Brother: Well why don't you unwrap me before mom and dad wake up

Sister: *undresses brother and begins fellating his cock better than any gf he's ever had*

Brother: Holy shit, you're like the MacGyver of the cock sucking world

Sister: Best Christmas EVER.

**background music begins**

"The best part of waking up is your brother's dick in your butt"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499158)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Excitant ivory chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500183)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: puce marvelous pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500296)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:30 AM
Author:  forum legal warrant

Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502147)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: 180 deep black woman friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26597630)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:52 PM
Author: cobalt deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503083)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: 180 deep black woman friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26597624)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Curious French Chef Brunch

Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire thread if just masterfully crafted flame by homeless??!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499038)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499047)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: Walnut Hot Stain International Law Enforcement Agency

lol incestmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499073)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:59 PM
Author: Violent stead toaster

Greatest flame thread in XO history?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499082)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:01 PM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499094)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: Curious French Chef Brunch

Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the tindrler pic that was posted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499121)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499150)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: Curious French Chef Brunch

Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history that didn't involve ns sub tread wastelands. Op is winner of the all time xoxo crown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499114)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author:  field associate

TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499146)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:12 PM
Author: Curious French Chef Brunch

Doesn't change what I said

This is probably the first thread to get so many multiple sets of blank bumps for different posts. Just accept u are part of history man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499170)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:06 PM
Author: wonderful mad-dog skullcap personal credit line

the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of having tons of blank bumped posts, tho it has far fewer posts overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499473)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: 180 deep black woman friendly grandma

JFC, that was a great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26597635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: diverse market

op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499153)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: Poppy hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:47 PM
Author: carmine box office

How has no one reposted the pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: Poppy hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499404)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:52 PM
Author: Curious French Chef Brunch

Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499411)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: overrated knife party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499415)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Curious French Chef Brunch

Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for? Have a heart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499423)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Cerebral telephone

God fucking dammit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: self-absorbed mental disorder set

What the fuck - it's doobs!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499422)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Walnut Hot Stain International Law Enforcement Agency

anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo? FUCKING LOL at that creepy ginger faggot loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499445)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Stimulating principal's office affirmative action

UPDATE:

Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit offensive line that gives golson zero time to make a play, cursing and drinking with my father and the neighbors.

My sister is upstairs somewhere and i havent seen her since earlier.

If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves. Link to one time doobs ever posted like me at all. And if whoever posted something at 4:50 and then deleted, if you posted her Tinder pic, then please don't do that shit again. Ok Im a little drunk and stressed about this EDM concert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499458)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: wonderful mad-dog skullcap personal credit line

cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499480)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:10 PM
Author: sepia whorehouse potus

lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rapidly takes on water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Electric duck-like menage

Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to the new Taylor Swift song for inspiration if you need it (RSF did that and it worked).

We're all with you. Notre Dame is with you. America is with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499497)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: Thriller bronze address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499515)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:46 PM
Author:  Sable Depressive

Get help Doobs/Box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499894)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:48 PM
Author: vermilion locus roast beef

more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this. It's a quality flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499911)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:47 PM
Author: vermilion locus roast beef

motherfucker give us the goddamn pic

I'm a lifelong trusted poster. You can delete as soon as I reply seconds later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26499897)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: Stimulating principal's office affirmative action

UPDATE:

maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate today. ND shouldnt need to win in a shoot-out with unc. Didnt really realize I was drunk till I stood up to get off the couch. In the downstairs bathroom I jus checked my phone

http://imgur.com/OyEFsvP

http://imgur.com/v85MYKO

Wish me luck. Were supposed to leave in like an hour. I dont even know at this point what i am doing or not doing. i am just drifting through this reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500210)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: Khaki athletic conference

in on epic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500256)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: pontificating marketing idea theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500258)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: puce marvelous pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500271)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: contagious stage

Oh my

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500272)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Judgmental striped hyena

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500274)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author:  Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500282)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: wonderful mad-dog skullcap personal credit line

delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart attack and die if he sees that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500286)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: flatulent multi-colored trust fund

seriously. the man has a family, after all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500313)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: contagious stage

BAW GAWD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: puce marvelous pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500420)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:59 PM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib

Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500609)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: beta magenta internal respiration psychic

What the fuck is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500304)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:58 PM
Author: Judgmental striped hyena

there's to be a fuck going on alright

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500340)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: coral travel guidebook

WHAT IN THE 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500367)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:04 PM
Author:  school

GOOD LUCK, BROTHER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500369)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: Supple primrose institution

what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stoned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500432)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: Khaki athletic conference

Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is also a possibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500638)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:23 PM
Author:  ruby headpube

By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500443)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy exciting abode

fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pink socks right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500477)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 PM
Author: pungent tanning salon really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500548)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib

Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as Santa Clause at Christmas Parties?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500598)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:42 PM
Author: bearded lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503043)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: Saffron bbw nursing home

thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: salmon

i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there any sheets on the bed? seems weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500606)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: Violent stead toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500691)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Free-loading Dark Voyeur Place Of Business

ungh so hard now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500287)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author:  tan rigor mood

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500475)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: Rough-skinned trump supporter

Xo 2014: this is believable

Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MINUTES? UNPOSSIBLE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500535)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:41 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy exciting abode

bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar in MFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500542)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:44 PM
Author: Rough-skinned trump supporter

Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a waitress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500560)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:54 PM
Author: insane ticket booth legend

Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit's going down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500590)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: wonderful mad-dog skullcap personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500601)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: wonderful mad-dog skullcap personal credit line

iwanttobelieve.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500637)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: Supple primrose institution

http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_i_want_to_believe_maxi_poster_xl.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500655)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:10 PM
Author:  field associate

Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally posting with his doobs moniker?

This is starting to get a little sad re amount of effort being put into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500653)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: Spruce aromatic community account

was the Lucio moniker doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500659)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author:  field associate

That's what I thought

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:37 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy exciting abode

what lucio moniker? wat poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500874)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:19 PM
Author: coral travel guidebook

I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this thread-for-the-ages with an "accidental" posting in his own moniker. But game of " has been posting in notre dame and football threads for a few years. no way that's him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500694)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author:  field associate

Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500720)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: wonderful mad-dog skullcap personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500722)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: sepia whorehouse potus

The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reaction is pretty bizarre for someone in a genuinely emotionally intense situation who started a thread to talk it out with xo bros:

"If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:33 PM
Author: coral travel guidebook

Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A Game of " is actually Julia, so I think we all just need to cool it with the detective work and enjoy this 180 thread.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509912&mc=19&forum_id=2

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2481846&mc=21&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643536&mc=27&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500847)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: Curious French Chef Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501437)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: insane ticket booth legend

Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at some visibly moist panties. I'm just hoping they don't roll over on me whilst humping, or, worse, he stands her up and she "presses" me into service. I wish I could just have my dildo back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500896)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib

Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy

We salute you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:44 PM
Author: wonderful mad-dog skullcap personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500922)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 PM
Author: Avocado Boltzmann Old Irish Cottage

You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinoff parodies going on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501023)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: Hateful hunting ground

CRIMINALLY underrated poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#29224020)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author:  bossy hall kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500914)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: Iridescent vigorous lodge

gtfo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502766)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26500917)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author:  Police Squad

To be fair,

Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't been on here recently, just thought I would take a few Q's?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501046)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: self-absorbed mental disorder set

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501100)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:14 PM
Author: dashing sanctuary yarmulke

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501127)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: fuchsia tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501247)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:12 PM
Author:  tripping

180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end of this thread, then 120.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501111)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: Disturbing Wild Church

i think it is :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501118)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author:  tripping

If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort by an angry mob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: Judgmental striped hyena

good self deprecation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501122)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: fuchsia tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501244)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: Sticky

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501459)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: wonderful mad-dog skullcap personal credit line

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501784)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: Violent stead toaster

180, this is a goat thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501804)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:20 PM
Author: doobsian preventive strike

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503168)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Stimulating principal's office affirmative action

update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie and her bf here, there never was going to be i guess, turns out the secret plan was just us 2. hundred twenty degrees in tihs place. here we goooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501346)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: Vivacious anal main people step-uncle's house

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501357)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: contagious stage

Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style real-time updates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501398)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: Violent stead toaster

Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501409)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501390)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: Violent stead toaster

what song is playing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501406)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: Electric duck-like menage

Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: Henna

dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick hard so that you can ejaculate semen into your sisters pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501751)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:59 AM
Author: Pearl spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501825)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Navy theater

being too drunk is going to ruin this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501781)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 AM
Author: laughsome cruel-hearted windowlicker

u need to fuck ur sister u owe us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26501808)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: vermilion locus roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26871037)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:07 AM
Author: Pearl spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502005)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:09 AM
Author: Peach dopamine

shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular here. i for one am shocked!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502007)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:12 AM
Author: Snowy Hilarious Jew

Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook:

http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2014/08/brother-sister-arrested-for-having-sex-with-each-other-in-church-lot/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502013)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:20 AM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502136)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: Stimulating principal's office affirmative action

Holy shit holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502038)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:25 AM
Author: Cerebral telephone

Well!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502044)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: Pearl spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502073)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: laughsome cruel-hearted windowlicker

plz respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502103)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:02 AM
Author: cracking hissy fit mad cow disease

I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the internet are stroking it to this story. Ask her if she minds sharing a naked pic at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:38 AM
Author: Excitant ivory chapel

just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:05 AM
Author: Saffron bbw nursing home

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502278)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:38 AM
Author:  mischievous keepsake machete

It is the clutch situation of the season.

They say The Jet's lost a step or two,

but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here.

The Jet's got a suicide lead and--

And there he goes! He's stealing home! I don't believe it!

- He's stealing home!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502290)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:18 AM
Author: dashing sanctuary yarmulke

what's it gonna be boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502482)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 AM
Author: bipolar mexican giraffe

180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502314)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:00 AM
Author: honey-headed tank degenerate

??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502410)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:41 AM
Author: puce marvelous pocket flask

??? ! ???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502560)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib

Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY CREDITED

Give him some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502780)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:38 AM
Author: Learning disabled well-lubricated sandwich

more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502818)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:47 AM
Author: beta magenta internal respiration psychic

Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame aspects of this thread, tell me why the other two siblings haven't been mentioned yet. Screw the mom (not literally, OP...), I'd expect the other two to loom even larger than the parents in this decision.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502860)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502869)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: beta magenta internal respiration psychic

K, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502872)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:51 AM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib

Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting caught than just generally worried about the morality of it all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502874)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:56 AM
Author: beta magenta internal respiration psychic

Double post, sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502895)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: Stimulating principal's office affirmative action

My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also feels better than Ive felt in a long, long time. Theres lots to write, dont really know where to start. A lot is a blur. I have like 20 minutes until I have to start this columbus reenactment shit, so I will just try to put down the basics, from what i remember.

I was really drunk when we got to the place and my little sister, apparently, had been smoking weed in her bedroom all afternoon. It was really hot and crowded and I kept getting drinks. I hate techno music but it was really loud and really crowded and we were shoved into the middle of the dance floor. People were grinding and before I knew it she was grinding on me. I really couldnt help it. She was laughing "youre hard", etc. She kept calling me mister wubbly.

After awhile I was having a mental breakdown so I went off the floor back down this hallway near the bathrooms. I just remember I was standing near this ice machine. It was still so loud. I was having the spins. She somehow found me and kept wanting me to take my dick out. "I wanna see it," etc. I was like no, gtfo. She was like "Ive seen penises before, you know." And I was like, "Not your older brother's, it's different."

There was this long pause and she was like, "I've seen dad's." I started to think I was going to get sick and she continued, "Not like that. At Myrtle Beach, remember? I just saw it in the hotel."

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502885)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502889)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502913)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: Iridescent vigorous lodge

...this is getting dark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502891)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: dashing sanctuary yarmulke

right?

really didn't expect this story to get dark, given the subject matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503424)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib

As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: contagious stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502900)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:18 PM
Author:  ruby headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502973)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author:  bossy hall kitty cat

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

HOLY SHIT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26502982)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author: Hairless point

please proceed. tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503006)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 PM
Author: Navy theater

Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story could have been much sweeter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503048)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:46 PM
Author: carnelian titillating mediation

yeah, and after everyone warned him!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503061)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:45 PM
Author: Disturbing Wild Church

she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503059)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: cobalt deer antler

please continue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503097)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: laughsome cruel-hearted windowlicker

"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."

pretty sure that's rape bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503240)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:59 PM
Author:  bossy hall kitty cat

"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace."

TYFT, I'll do this next time I'm cold and drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503578)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:31 PM
Author: Hyperactive Alpha

I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503004)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:36 PM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib

(Lannister Fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503024)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:37 PM
Author: Curious French Chef Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503027)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: low-t jewess brethren

go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impregnation are about 100x hotter than those without.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503206)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:31 PM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503209)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: Curious French Chef Brunch

link for research poirposes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503213)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:00 PM
Author: scarlet very tactful factory reset button weed whacker

UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn't knock which caught me by surprise since she's always respected our privacy growing up. I think she's knocked before entering since I was like 7 and she never checks our phones or asks for our passwords. Anyway I was halfway changing into my costume for this Columbus day thing when she barged into my room and asked if she could talk to me. My heart started pounding out of my chest. She must know....but how? Did my sister tell her? Did she look at either of our phones? I glanced to my side table where I usually kept my phone but it wasn't there. "Looking for something?" she said? I shook my head no but didn't make eye contact. Then I looked down at her hand. She was holding Mr. Wubbly. Now I was seriously freaked out. I wanted to say something...anything...but nothing was coming out of my mouth. It felt like years going by with no one saying anything. And that's when she said "you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought "Nah, forget it" - "Yo, homes to Bel Air". I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8. And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes smell ya later". I looked at my kingdom I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503105)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:01 PM
Author: Stimulating principal's office affirmative action

(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.)

fuck off

if anyone wants to verify hit reply to him and reply to me, see hte difference in our monikers. mine will show A game of \", his will show A game of \'\'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: scarlet very tactful factory reset button weed whacker

(guy taking his flame way too seriously)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503123)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Stimulating principal's office affirmative action

sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today man. sorry this is a joke to u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503129)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: Bistre twisted love of her life

WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503270)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: Hyperactive Alpha

I don't know what to think anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503126)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:08 PM
Author: Red dragon

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503133)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:02 PM
Author: Hyperactive Alpha

Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503116)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: scarlet very tactful factory reset button weed whacker

To get the deets on the Columbus day thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503132)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:04 PM
Author: Violent stead toaster

And scene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503117)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Red dragon

nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503131)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: Violent stead toaster

Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503138)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: Violent stead toaster

This post is NON-CANNON

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503141)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: scarlet very tactful factory reset button weed whacker

It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503148)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503185)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: pearly range azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503203)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Violent stead toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503266)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib

Shameful display, brother.

Go write your own thread with that throw back trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503160)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:51 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy exciting abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503537)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: carnelian titillating mediation

real update, plz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503170)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: godawful kitty

Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over 72 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503323)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503473)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:37 PM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib

Post 600!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503478)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author:  queen of the night

you guys realize this is all flame, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503875)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:07 PM
Author:  tan rigor mood

they wall want to fuck their sisters tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503879)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:11 PM
Author: shivering sound barrier corner

You don't?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26503892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504317)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: Stimulating principal's office affirmative action

FINAL UPDATE:

The reenactment was a disaster. I was hungover. My little sister and I had only slept like 3 hours. Our other sisters were bitching. The neighbors were only there out of some sense of obligation and many had not come in costume. For the second part, we didnt even have a Pinta.

And all the while I could barely look my little sister in the eye. I kept having flashbacks and remembering more and more details from the night before. How small her tits felt. That first hot wetness fingering her in the car.

She didn't really seem into the reenactment either and has really outgrown her "Bianchinetta" dress. At one point she left, ran back into the house. When like 15 minutes had passed and she hadn't come back out, I went to look for her.

I found her in her bedroom, crying. It's funny -- despite all that had happened over the last few days I had never really talked with her. And as I posted above, she was in the second grade when I left home. This is how ignorant I had been of her. I had her birth year wrong! She's actually 18. Her favorite color is purple. She likes 80s synth stuff. She's actually pretty funny and smart. So many things I couldnt have guessed at.

So we sat on her mattress and talked. High school has changed a lot, even sine I was there. Apparently there's coke and molly all over the place, now. Snapshots of everyone's twats and cocks. Nobody even goes to the prom or plays sports. I think she really is struggling to feel at home there. She doesnt really trust her female friends and the high school guys are just retards, yelling "World Star" and pretending to fight.

I remembered when I was a senior. I really thought I had so much promise. Stupid as it sounds, I was sure I'd be living in Manhattan, writing novels, fucking models. I used to imagine Jay McInerny or Bret Ellis writing blurbs for my dust jackets. Now? Im a lawyer and get paid more the more I ruin other people's days.

We talked about all this. We were laughing at ourselves.

At one point we got into the shower. It seemed like the "kooky" thing to do, to use an XO meme. We were laughing then, too. She did tell me she loved me. That she wanted to come back to the city with me. That high school was bullshit and she could just as well read library books to get educated. That she knew it was obviously weird, but she just wanted to live with me, take care of me.

The water was running into her eyes, huge drops on her eyelashes, and it was running down her tits and her stomach.

I was putting the words together in my mouth to tell her no. To tell her that I was glad we were getting closer, but that this was the craziest weekend of my life and it had to end right away. That I was a lawyer, for Gods sake.

But it's funny -- I guess I had been thinking about Christopher Columbus. LOL. All afternoon I had been sweating in those clothes, thinking. He was the son of a cheese merchant. A nobody. He taught himself Latin, Portuguese and Castilian. He spent long nights alone, poring over Ptolemy and astronomy and world history, fantasizing about Marco Polo, looking out at the stars until the sky lightened and it was day again. Europe, the church, the rules of society... those things couldn't hold him. He was going to get out of that. There was another destiny for him.

So at one point, my little sister was down on her knees in the shower, her arms around my legs, and I was just sort of rubbing my cock over her face. She took it in her mouth and I looked down at her and said, "Okay. Let's do it. Let's sail for a new world."

Our family isn't thrilled, of course. Im not even sure they've processed what we told them yet. It will probably take some time. Christopher Columbus had a family too, though. And he had to leave them. There was an edge to the map, a place where it went blank, and he needed to see what was just past it. He needed to push on.

http://imgur.com/hC7tZd7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:16 PM
Author:  bossy hall kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504162)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: Curious French Chef Brunch

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504166)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: pungent tanning salon really tough guy

youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before but my new guess is tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504180)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: Curious French Chef Brunch

need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in the shower, less about christopher columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504182)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:21 PM
Author: pungent tanning salon really tough guy

that stupid shit screamed tbf to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504184)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: Henna



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504265)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Coiffed nofapping temple blood rage

cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historical shit + TBF "appearing" like the Cheshire cat because he can't help himself (like naming himself a victim for Tobin Bell)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504204)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: pungent tanning salon really tough guy

also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style

editL so does this mean TBF owns a dildo or that he has a gf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504210)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: coral travel guidebook

Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like the only true 180 thread this year. Search your name ITT and find about 14 different nasally, whiny complaints about gay shit or how you could do better. You literally only came to this heterosexual thread to complain about shit, lol. You literally can't stand straight people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504215)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: pungent tanning salon really tough guy

sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the last update. its broter-sister literotica man, shit isn't that serious. why so mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504218)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: Coiffed nofapping temple blood rage

def owns dildo

but he's just using pics from elsewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504216)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:24 PM
Author: low-t jewess brethren

this ending isn't very satisfying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504189)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: overrated knife party of the first part

cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot on tits or even face. something for fuck sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504201)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: Cerise misunderstood mother

it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and white movies where women are called dames.

it reminded me of this:

It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504269)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:55 PM
Author: disrespectful cruise ship jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504300)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: massive racy ratface

gross man thats ur sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504212)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:45 PM
Author: Red dragon

did u fuck or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504256)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504312)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:08 PM
Author: Curious French Chef Brunch

180

Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you were a trooper itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504325)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504336)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Avocado Boltzmann Old Irish Cottage

120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this was 180) will henceforth be known as "sailing for the new world."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504346)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: salmon

OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to lose a lot of points on the dismount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504398)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: flatulent multi-colored trust fund

The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. That had the potential to make thing far more complex and interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504436)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: Hyperactive Alpha

Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in time it will be given its due.

A true 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504579)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: Hateful hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#29224043)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author:  Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#49330102)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:30 PM
Author: Violent stead toaster

I like it. Good luck brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504689)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: fear-inspiring circlehead national security agency

You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitlaw hell thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26505288)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 11:22 PM
Author: puce marvelous pocket flask

This is a great guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26512423)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: beta magenta internal respiration psychic

180, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26505357)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: Sooty

brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for putting together a narrative. more Carver than McInerney, but for an amateur, this is absolute 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26505500)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:47 AM
Author: nudist cuck

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31586951)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: White

This conclusion has aged surprisingly well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31767945)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: Hateful hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#36990661)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:24 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone costumed idea he suggested twinkling uncleanness

Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or more to lick for an hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#43254552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:36 PM
Author: Slap-happy jet feces

i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man and his young lady are what is really important here. i see poetic genius in how the writer tied in the monumental changes he was undergoing to the events in the world at large, all while digesting heavy themes of fate, free will, and love.

if you want an incest stroke story, go to literotica or storiesonline.net.

the way the writer chose to end it is far more memorable than hearing about how amazingly intense their mutual orgasms were as they indulged in their primal draw to make babby in little sisters belly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504444)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:05 PM
Author:  Rehab

"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world." Providence Journal-Bulletin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504594)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:25 PM
Author: coral travel guidebook

Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or setting?) over her ass, like the pert round globe that doubters thought was flat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504668)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: Cerise misunderstood mother

love? he didn't know her

your flame is equally obvious to the op's. this whole thread is overrated except for the 120's given to the ending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26504683)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: Maize casino

titc analysis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26544302)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:25 PM
Author: Hateful hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#36990680)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:09 PM
Author: Saffron bbw nursing home

well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl info, and tomorrow I'll appear on some list of pervert lawyers, but I guess it was worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26505321)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: Iridescent vigorous lodge

A+++++

i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread delivered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26507722)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:27 AM
Author: bearded lettuce

OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johnsmeyer used in his deleted Twitter profile. Plus this is classic Johnsmeyer flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26507734)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:31 AM
Author: insane ticket booth legend

Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with your moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26507746)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: bearded lettuce

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26508482)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26597580)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: Hyperactive Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26870960)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Electric duck-like menage

The total drop off of posting after the climax is really shocking. Like everyone needed at least a month of quiet reflection to digest the events that unfolded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26870979)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: Supple primrose institution

no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. This thread was like the Matrix trilogy - at first, it blew your mind and you couldn't stop thinking about it, but then as it progressed it ended in a complete shitshow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#26870989)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 12:22 AM
Author: Curious French Chef Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#27637414)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:43 AM
Author:  Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#27669956)



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Date: April 22nd, 2015 12:54 PM
Author:  Dog Poop

http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amazingly-reunited-over-tinder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#27737048)



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Date: May 17th, 2015 6:33 PM
Author: honey-headed tank degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#27910458)



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Date: June 4th, 2015 11:38 PM
Author: ocher incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#28043046)



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Date: August 18th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: Electric duck-like menage

Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#28575862)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:14 AM
Author: Shaky death wish codepig

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#28910271)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:47 AM
Author:  painfully honest immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#28945152)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:58 AM
Author: Hyperactive Alpha

How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#28945193)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 10:39 AM
Author: Judgmental striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#28951145)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: Blue Elastic Band

Columbus day bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#28952263)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: dashing sanctuary yarmulke

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#29223927)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 2:42 PM
Author:  juggernaut

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#29251784)



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Date: December 24th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Curious French Chef Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#29447209)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Curious French Chef Brunch

Much better sistr thrras

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#29460236)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: ocher incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#30027707)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:35 PM
Author: 

the beginning of the degenerate era

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#30027721)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: Glassy piazza foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#30156360)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: heady violet property electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#30804651)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: hyperventilating indecent water buffalo

PotY 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#30804670)



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Date: August 21st, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: bearded lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31238170)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:50 AM
Author: Silver ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31240080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:54 AM
Author: Curious French Chef Brunch

god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening. amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31240111)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31398074)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: clear faggotry

fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31398080)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:11 PM
Author: abusive

I;ve been here too long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31398112)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: clear faggotry

this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it was 2 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31398118)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good

reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days with different set pieces (the dildo/stuffed animal, CFB)...it is self-contained and reads like a play with other poasters as the chorus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31398121)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: 180 deep black woman friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31398922)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good

so who was the author, TBF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31398132)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Talking Black

Game of ""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31398927)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good

i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31398967)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:44 PM
Author: Zippy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31401436)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:56 PM
Author: Silver ladyboy

the author is definitely tbtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31401520)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:13 AM
Author:  painfully honest immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31586812)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: arousing bespoke pozpig theater stage

The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both very hot, one guy one girl. It recently came out that they were fucking all of high school, LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31586925)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:25 PM
Author: Cerise misunderstood mother

did they have a midget sibling, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31767975)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 6:39 PM
Author: Mauve coldplay fan

:-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31591197)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Curious French Chef Brunch

still GOAT POTUS thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31767987)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: Mauve coldplay fan

The POTUS of XODUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31768006)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 10:59 PM
Author:  violent masturbator

you never know what could happen on that golden day that they call Columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31771970)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author: Hateful hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#36990701)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: disrespectful cruise ship jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#31961309)



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Date: January 10th, 2017 4:44 PM
Author: Curious French Chef Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#32343499)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: Offensive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#32545952)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: disrespectful cruise ship jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#32545957)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:11 PM
Author: Mauve coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#32545995)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:12 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy prole

Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#32546004)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:19 PM
Author: Mauve coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#32546783)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 11:40 PM
Author: Mauve coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#32547714)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:35 AM
Author:  violent masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#32548870)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 12:53 PM
Author: Mauve coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#32573656)



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Date: June 28th, 2017 8:31 PM
Author: Dead maroon therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#33664076)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author: chartreuse angry people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#34062570)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 3:14 PM
Author: Milky

San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to Incest Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#34116947)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:46 PM
Author: lime gaped

how has this not been bumped yet today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#34401929)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:51 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy prole

I can never remember the title keywords

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#34401973)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: Walnut Hot Stain International Law Enforcement Agency

Columbus Day BUMP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#34404981)



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Date: December 18th, 2017 2:24 PM
Author: olive idiot

There should be a Christmas episode of this story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#34949769)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:50 AM
Author:  twinkling turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#35093674)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:52 AM
Author:  ceo pervert

Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#35093676)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: Zippy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#35338428)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: balding liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#36233122)



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Date: October 6th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author:  violent masturbator

pre-columbus day bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#36976356)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 9:53 AM
Author: Milky

4 year bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#36989761)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 10:02 AM
Author:  Splenetic Wagecucks

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#36989822)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: ruddy infuriating fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#37046584)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 12:13 PM
Author: jade rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#38256413)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: copper office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#38257003)



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Date: October 14th, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: coral travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#38974406)



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Date: May 5th, 2020 12:41 PM
Author: Curious French Chef Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#40152879)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:40 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#40510638)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: sickened transparent crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#40518112)



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Date: July 10th, 2020 6:24 PM
Author: coral travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#40582879)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:27 AM
Author: bonkers swashbuckling plaza fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#41084600)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:46 AM
Author:  lilac

Happy early Columbus Day to you too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#41084634)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:29 AM
Author:  pisswyrm

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#41084602)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:25 PM
Author: aqua

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#41963692)



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Date: October 8th, 2021 9:28 PM
Author:  Splenetic Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#43244384)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:23 PM
Author: plum haunting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#41963677)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 9:29 AM
Author: coral travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#43254123)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:28 AM
Author: razzle wine newt

So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgur link down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#43254567)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:43 AM
Author: Mustard nibblets

The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the original back in the day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#43254662)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 12:10 PM
Author: Mustard nibblets

Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Columbus Day update (even if flame)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#43254899)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author:  Splenetic Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#45297237)



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Date: December 2nd, 2021 6:12 AM
Author: Cheese-eating background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#43544409)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#45297068)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: Misanthropic Amethyst Scourge Upon The Earth

fuck we missed Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#45297072)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: clear faggotry

Man this makes me feel old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#45297247)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:03 PM
Author:  cuckold

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#45309119)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:15 PM
Author: Cheese-eating background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#45309181)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author:  mildly autistic macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#49346769)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 4:32 PM
Author: Cheese-eating background story

One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like I was listening to the Orson Welles War of the World radio broadcast when it first came out. I imagine a team of MIT students with earbuds as if breaking a casino with Ed Thorpe jumping up and down & high-fiving after the final pic is poasted. Well fucking done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#45536449)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:29 AM
Author: Thriller bronze address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#46276193)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:20 AM
Author: confused goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#46276167)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:21 AM
Author: translucent regret

Time flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#46276172)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 3:30 AM
Author: Blue Elastic Band

This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's like cleaning out your closet on a saturday afternoon and coming across your favorite old movie or video game and just quitting for the rest of the day to give it a runthrough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#46276492)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:00 AM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#46905907)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author: Misanthropic Amethyst Scourge Upon The Earth

best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem like this was 9 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#46905917)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: heady violet property electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#49330100)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:32 AM
Author: drunken

My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sister giggle with each other about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#46905960)



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Date: October 10th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author:  violent masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#46911844)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: Smoky clown

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#46962930)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:21 PM
Author:  violent masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#46962948)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:27 PM
Author: Mauve coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#46962972)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author: soggy sneaky criminal

DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#46962933)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author: Cheese-eating background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#46962936)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:42 PM
Author:  Splenetic Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#46963013)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Aggressive arrogant hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#48193545)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:41 PM
Author: chest-beating gunner

I was thinking about this thread earlier today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#48193551)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: Stimulating principal's office affirmative action

I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO

:/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#48194098)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: Thriller bronze address

good work, i remember this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#48194099)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author:  Useless Brakes

Almost that time of year again ⛵️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#49330062)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: Mustard nibblets

This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#49346566)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Catalina Smiles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2...id#49533771)